Should I grow a bunch of these and sell them at Minecon?
Make a Super Mario Sunshine level with them
>>320221141
Do pumpkins as well.
>>320221292
who the hell eats pumpkins without preparation?
The watermelons could be eaten with lunch but not pumpkins
>>320221331
No one eats square watermelons, they taste awful and have no appeal outside of the cube gimmick.
>>320221331
No one is buying them to eat right then and there, because I assume you'd price them quite high to make good money off con-goers. The idea here is novelty.
>>320221141
People still go to Minecon? Oh, I get it. Con..
>>320221574
of course, the idea is to con them after all
the idea of a bunch of autistic children hauling heavy ass watermelons around a con amuses me.
>>320221554
>they taste awful
They're just regular watermelons that were grown in cubic containers.
>>320221903
yeah it's not crazy genetic manipulation or anything. Maybe anon just doesn't like niggermelon
>>320221863
do it
>>320221253
underated post
>beetroot
FOR WHAT PURPOSE
>>320222096
it's a niggermelon you twat
>>320221903
>>320221979
The ones sold in Japan aren't ripe and very bitter because they reach the proper shape before that and they're just a status symbol anyway.
>>320222208
Dude, I'm not even talking abut OP's pic, but since I assumed this is a Minecraft thread...
http://minecraft.gamepedia.com/1.9
http://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Beetroot
>>320222023
but then i'd have to go to mine con
i imagine everyone there smells like spoiled milk and BO
>>320222320
Nobody likes Japan anyway
>>320222458
yeah, I saw that in the snapshot but didn't pay it much attention since I'm probably going to keep playing 1.8 anyways like the rest of the internet
>>320221903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JNSpMhJLvg
>people think you eat square watermelons
Bake square watermelon bread instead; it is superior in taste and texture, and will cut down on your refrigeration/transport costs.
>>320222705
that's pretty smart. Plus pumpkin bread
>>320222705
At that rate, couldn't you just branch out into square breads and cakes that look like minecraft blocks?
>>320222890
Sure, maybe cheeses and tofu as well.
>>320222890
might as well, maybe even grass block cupcakes or something. I could set up a bigass booth
>>320223051
>selling minecraft cheeses and tofu at a con
...?
lets just stick with watermelon bread
arent square watermelons something like $300 each?
>>320223258
at minecon people would pay it
>>320221253
>>320223093
Make sure you are allowed to sell food and look into the legalities of that. I have a friend that sells figures and plush in the dealer's room of east coast American cons and a lot of them either completely prohibit selling food or want only pre-packaged Japanese food sold.
>>320223380
yeah there's a ton of regulations and paperwork to do. I'll probably never do it but I like planning things
>>320223051
just make the actual minecraft cakes. these are like brownie sized
>>320221141
>not growing a watermelon in the shape of notches head
BAKA DESU
sells cube of steel
>>320224152
I want to buy nice real Iron Ingots, but the ones i have seen have been industrial looking and ugly.
>>320223051
i hope this is just for art.
>>320224152
Hey, we don't need your kind here!
>>320223578
That's pretty cute
I'd sell sex in the parking lot. Just rent a few cheap containers from a nearly bankrupt construction company and have the local pimps ferry the hookers in. The container's shape makes it easy to sell to the Minecraft audience. To use the premises to peddle their services they need to give you a cut. Easy money and fun for the entire family.
>>320221141
you retards realize these things retail for like $100 normally right?
How do you walk that abomination around town
>>320229417
Why does it have ventilation openings above the wheels? Does it drive by itself?
>>320229394
No they don't. They sell for that much in Japan because watermelons are fucking rare in Japan and import costs are bullshit. Watermelons are like caviar there.
>>320229554
It cools the watermelon
>>320229736
please tell me it's powered by spinning the wheels very fast so you have to run with it in order to cool the watermelon first
>>320223258
$100 each according to the video linked above you
>>320223051
>Cube watermelon cake is ripe inside
>Eating fondant cakes in general
