Is there a vidya girl more perfect than peach?
-Glorious Husbando Bowser wants his dick in her
-Mario fucking risks himself for her
-Just as CAPABLE as the Mario brother and can even float
-Has a Parasol that devours enemies alive and has so much control over her emotions she can literally destroy and wipe out anybody who comes near her
-Delicious bubblegum lips and golden blond hair
-Rules over a kingdom of Toads (That are probably just as capable as the Mario brothers too)
-Will play sports
-Will race in cars
-Is a fucking Nurse
Shut up, you autistic faggot. I didn't read one sentence of that nonsense.
I hope you die.
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>>320200265
>nurse
Miyamoto confirmed Mario does not have a PhD. Peach, however, being a princess, can give herself one without challenge.
>>320200265
> L I P S
> I P S
> P S
> S
How can anyone compete?
Meruru
>>320201273
She's not even the best Atelier.
>Long, thick, blonde hair
>Deep blues
>The best DSLs
>Acceptable boobs
>Dat ass
My vote for queen of waifus.
Yes.
She perfected what Peach started.
OP you forgot these other facts:
>Only exists to be a useless plot device
>Can't do shit and constantly has to scream "MARIO" every damn time and NEVER gives Mario a good reward aside a kiss on the nose
>Shown to be an incredibly stupid person
>Wears nothing but ugly pink dresses, no sense of variety
>The rare times she's playable, tends to be mediocre at best or hilariously pathetic
>A stereotypical blonde and not even the rare smart ones
Need I say more?
>>320200265
>I want a bitch who can't do mundane tasks such as sitting in a chair without being forced out of a home for the 1000th time
unless you want the kek life
