I was BANNED from my local super smash bros melee scene. They use the local community college to host this and TOLD ME BY EMAIL IF I CAME THERE THEY WOULD NOT ALLOW ME IN. This was out of nowhere so I immediately called the TO, who told me why. He said it was because I was frequently toxic and angry. He said that I yell at players and make them uncomfortable and scared, and that a girl quit because of me. While I DO sometimes get frustrated and vocalize it, so do many other people I am simply being discriminated against my voice is naturally deeper than most. also the truth is a girl never quit that is a complete lie, she was just butthurt that she was worst than everyone there. I'm so fucking irate. I've been a member of this community FOR YEARS and just now I'm a nuisance? I am entitled to a certain level of RESPECT for being a veteran player. I'm looking into finding a lawyer who get me unbanned. There MUST be a law that prevents people from arbitrarily banning others from certain locations without written documents proving it (the TO just SAID I was banned he did not provide any evidence.) The TO isn't rich or anything so I don't think I would have to ask a lot from him, I think he'd break under just pressure of lawsuit.
>>320169678
>I am entitled to a certain level of RESPECT for being a veteran player.
Wrong
Nice blog, where do I subscribe?
>>320169678
fuck you
>>320169678
If Leffen can handle getting banned from every major in Europe for a year, you can handle getting banned from a local
https://4ch.be/_/search/text/I%20was%20BANNED%20from%20my%20local%20super%20smash%20bros%20melee%20scene./
Just rangeban this person, he's worth less as a human being, i would rank ISIS mudslimes higher than him.
>getting banned from public areas
>random capitalizationChris-Chan?
OP why are you reposting this? Didn't you get enough advice over at the legal advice subreddit?
Just go to another tournament. You can't sue them, you won't make them change their mind. Just go somewhere else and stop reposting this goddamn thread.
>>320169678
>I am entitled to a certain level of RESPECT for being a veteran player.
GET OUT CHILLIN
Op is autistic
/thread
>>320169678
/v/ - Blogposts
>>320170108
I just think its hilarious how far this little bitch has gone in his attempts to get me banned, all the lies and being pussy about fake joke threats. And I think i know the reason, and i'll address you publically bc i know you know this account and you've made it impossible for me to contact you anywhere else.
I JV 3'd you in the october monthly and sent you into losers 2-0 in semis where you got destroyed by Tim and ever since you've been the biggest bitch on the face of the earth. you call me salty bc I react loudly, throw controllers, trash talk players etc. but the truth is I don't have a fraction of the amount of salt you have. you think you're some sort of top player but you're complete shit you haven't won ANYTHING in like an entire year. you take it out on me because you were better then me for a while, I admit, but now I'm fucking raping you every time we fight and you can't deal with that because your a salty coward. fuck you and your girlfriend is a fat whore.
honestly just get good ;)
In other news I will be seeking with a legal expert that is well versed in property law and will basically stop this fake "ban" that he has on me. As of now i'd have no issue with just showing up next weekly because there's nothing that makes the ban legally legitimate but I have other stuff to do and i don't want to get involved with the retarded campus police who will probably follow his orders because they don't know actual law.
For the few posters on this board who actually reached out to me and provided legal advice/support and didn't just insult me, thank you. Even though Ive gotten a ton of hatw from people who aren't getting my side of the story, ive also gotten a lot of support and i am confident things will turn out well in the end. :)
thanks op I cum on cat he hiss at benis
>>320169678
You're kidding, right? It's Mario.
Lol smashbabby get that ass banned
>>320170717
A worldwide phenomenon!
>>320169678
go take some anger management classes you autistic fuck
>>320170539
YOU GOT ME MAD NOW!
>>320170539
>google to see if its pasta
>first result is from reddit
Smashfags are redditors, who knew?
>>320169678
This was a believable story of some autistic cunt who doesn't understand why people don't put up with him acting like he is in /v/ even when he is in front of other people, but it lost all credibility when you brought up the lawyer thing.
6/10 still pretty amusing.
>>320170920
THIS IS A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME CHANCE, SNAKE
NOW GO OUT THERE AND SHOW HIM WHAT YOU'RE MADE OFNO REGRETS
>>320169678
Maybe you just smell bad
>>320171348
>ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME CHANCE
NEVER EVER COMING BACK
>>320169678
hello reddit >>>/r/legaladvice you fag
>>320169678
Just buy a gun and kill them all like the kind of amerifat scum you are, dear op.
>>3201696
lmao fuck you OP you turboredditor
lmao nobody realizes this is a copy pasta from melee hell
>>320169678
Is this a new meme?
>>320172085
>there is a resulting melee when he asks to find a lawyer
kek
>>320170249
What? You got a story on this? I don't follow the competitive Smash scene, but would be interested in hearing this.
>>320173607
He said the tournament he went to was a joke tournament people weren't taking seriously (it wasn't, people were not playing their mains half the time) and he got banned from Europe smash tourneys because they're a bunch of assmad faggots
>>320169678
I find it INCREDIBLY interesting how you CAPITALIZE certain letters in the middle of your SENTENCEs. I really DO.
It makes me feel like I'm PLAYing an old POKEMON game.
>>320169678
I was wondering when I was gonna see this here.
>The memelee fanbase
Boiled Cabbage Patch Kids, the lot of them
I think he was just upset that Melee lost to Undertale.
>>320172173
lmao nobody knows about muh sekrit klub
>>320173607
Insulted new players constantly, would humiliate and degrade them in the middle of games. Lied about people and damaged their reputation and credibility. Spread around people's personal info. Crybaby faggot when he loses (he still does this on Twitter). Was told to change his behavior or he'd be banned. Refused to change, said it was bullshit that they'd never do in a million years, got banned for a year, made a bitch post on Facebook apologizing, ban was still upheld.
Came back and stopped being such a cunt.
This is genuine autism.
>>320169678
>I am entitled to a certain level of RESPECT for being a veteran player
This is completely false. In fact I would say you deserve less respect for being such a fucking faggot
>>320169678
go back to reddit, autist
>>320169678
I LOVE when RETARDS type like THIS.
>>320171214
Don't you? We did have threads how Melee vs Undertale had redditors mixed into meleefags.
Reddit loves Nintendo. Most of them are all from the same generation as /v/.
Stop playing kids games.
>>320175095
I'm sorry, Melee is for adults. The rest of fighting games are for children.
This is the funniest shit I've read in quite some time.
>>320169678
NICE R9K COPYPASTA
>>320169678
Cool pasta, mind if I cook it for later?
>neo-/v/ kiddies with the "hurr gb2reddit" boogeyman
Oh come on can't you appreciate fresh pasta when it happens? Do you really only like stale pasta?
>>320169678
>meleefags
This is what worshipping the worst Smash game does to you.
This has got to be a troll. No one is this autistic.
>>320174978
At least redditors and nintenyearolds are better than the shitfest that the undertale fanbase consists of.
>>320175095
I can't. I want to see more no-pan kids going into deep dungeons fighting monsters.
>>320175407
I don't see what Smash 4 has to do with this?
>>320176080
>This is what Meleefags really believe
>>320174434
Cool, thanks anon.
>>320173983
Leffen please.
Just curious OP, what's your tag?
Also, trying to fight the ban won't be fun. Why would you want to hang with people that dislike you enough to ban you? I'd just find a new tournament to go to. Melee/PM/Sm4sh/whatever are great games but they wouldn't be a quarter as popular as they are if it wasn't such a great social experience. I have no scene where I live, and it kills me because Netplay is only OK, not as fun as the one time I went to a tournament.
>>320176702
this is pasta m80
>>320177302
Fuck
Still what i said is true.
I'll admit, I get fucking pissed sometimes playing smash, but only when I am alone playing online or my bowser amiibo kills me with side b on my shield at 50%.
However, if you get so fucking angry that you are BANNED from a tournament then you should probably stop playing video games. Getting falcon punched is the least of your problems.
I'm very happy this is just pasta.
>>320169678
>You're a faggot who assmads when he loses and degrades the opponent when he wins
You deserve it, and if pic is related I'm ashamed to share a main with a john like you.
>>320169678
>LE I WAS BAN 4 AUTISM
fuck off
>>320169678
A quick google search of the entire text reveals this is from Reddit. Way to go fuckass, you need mental help not legal help.
>>320169678
Don't reply to this, it's pasta
sage
>>320177950
I think the thing in /r/legalAdvice might actually be legit.
>>320169678
It's not a serious fighting game and you've been playing it wrong your entire life
>>320177639
This was actually ripped from r/legaladvice, so there probably is a person who actually did this, it's just that OP is not the actual OP. Pathetic either way though
Jeff?
>>320178345
>anubis
could be worse/10rollan agian, give me the slug
>>320178465
>gnome
damn
>>320169678
Fuck off Falkore.
>>320169678
Credit where it's due, you got Chris chan's style down perfectly. I honestly thought it was a rant from him.
>>320178479
>Jinn in a Jar
>loli
>a brown one at that
I WON!
>>320169678
BANNED TOLD ME BY EMAIL IF I CAME THERE THEY WOULD NOT ALLOW ME IN TO DO FOR YEARS RESPECT MUST TO SAID TO.
Well that wasn't as revealing as I was hoping it would be. Are you legit angry about this Mr. Blogger?
But to run with your stupidity have you considered just going until someone with authority at your community college actually tells you that you are banned from the premise?
>>320178780
Fuck that.
>>320170316
>>320178657
Wow you know what? FUCK YOU. That fucker gives autism a bad name. I am NOTHING like him.
>>320178874
>not liking spider girls
CWC is that you?
>>320178997
I don't like spiders anon, can't handle that shit.
>mfw this thread
>>320179059
Lucky shit.
>plays video games
>thinks he's entitled to respect
>>320179059
Ehh, re-roll
>>320179402
this tbqh famicom
>>320179402
Best girl.
>>320169678
People like you are the real reason Smash will never be viewed seriously in the fighting game community.
>>320169678
>AUTISTIC ANGER: THE POST
>>320179289
This is basically just an eceleb thread that is not related to video games at all.
Cute girls are more fun that some random autist.
>>320169678
>Wanting pity for being an ass
>got what coming to him
You only have yourself to blame OP
Now take your hurt feelings else where.
>>320175753
Hexer is a miracle of the universe.
Though I wish the red facepaint variant got as much love
>>320178098
cool
>>320175402
>what law says they can't ban you
That's literally not a response to the question. Fucking reddit.
>>320179743
Everyone find the white haired one cuter.
>>320169678
as ridiculous as this sounds, even if you get your lawyer to get you back in, no one is going to play with you or they'll start another club without you knowing, just let it go or tell them you'll behave and apologize and move on, stop being an autist
it didn't take long for this shit to start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3tPW3MDUVM
autism stories thread?
>removes derailment
>doesn't remove a literally pasta thread
>>320170252
Evidence right there.
I'm trying to check my 0
>>320178098
ROLLAN.
>>320169841
Reminds of that Frasier episode where he goes full autist about not paying a parking fee
>>320175402
>le talk down to the idiot reddit man
more cringeworthy than the autist desu
>>320179930
Are we posting etrias now?
>>320180159
Missed by1
>>320169678
I don't give a shit about what you're saying but anyone who emphasizes words by capitalizing them is a faggot. You're a faggot.
>>320179930
that's just silly-talk.
Tlats is pretty cute too.
>>320178976
>gives autism a bad name.
>>320169678
Meleefags everyone
>>320178976
Can you give us a timestamp OP?
>>320171118
Go to sleep Aniki, before you kill all of us.
>>320178098
What will I get?
>>320175402
>being a redditor faggot is OK if it's pasta and trying to bait people XD
>>320180884
Nice roll.
>>320169678
Respect is not earned its gained.
I mean, people dont just tell you youre acting toxic and angty. like if they said you were voicing your opinions loudly but they didnt.
You should probably just chill out and ask next year, maybe even apologize if you thought about that? I know its crazy thought that maybe you wernt thinking about how other people feel, but thats something that matters and you have to accept one day.
>>320180391
Was that on purpose you cheeky bastard?
>>320169678
You're a faggot who plays a game for children
I thought mods were getting rid ofLOLthreads
>>320180391
This whole thread seems to be on thin ice, I'm not sure if an Etrian conversion will be successful
>>320182026
How do people even play those games?
Isn't it just mindless grinding through dungeons until the game ends?
>>320182130
I don't recall ever having to grind
In fact, you might hit max level before postgame in some of the games
Exploring an unfamiliar floor of a dungeon is fun with all the one-time events, FOEs, traps, item chests and random encounters
Battles are fun and varied with all the different party compositions you can use
Soundtracks being god tier helps as well
The characters are cute
>>320182620
Sorry I just never played them.
At a glance it looks like dragon quest without characters or a plot.
>>320182865
Well, I never played Dragon Quest myself but I always thought those games were kinda similar in that the story isn't the main attraction of the game
Are you kira?
>>320182865
>At a glance it looks like dragon quest without characters or a plot
It was a dragon quest with no hero. Only your party, the NPCs and a plot.
That's until they introduced Untold.
>>320180235
Or that one where Frasier hunts down the guy who said bad things about his radioshow during focus group testing
I am very mad. I drove all the way to CSU for a tourney just to get dash attack tech chased by a retarded sheik
>>320169678
> I am entitled to a certain level of RESPECT for being a veteran player.
>The TO isn't rich or anything so I don't think I would have to ask a lot from him, I think he'd break under just pressure of lawsuit.
I hope this is b8. If it isn't, top fucking kek you're incredibly delusional.
>>320169678
I know this is b8, but seriously we've had to ban fucking salty assholes from STL Bar Warz on occasion. There's only one rule. Act like a fuccboi and you're gone.
So nigga. Stop acting like a fuccboi.
here's the original post lmao
time to downvote to oblivion
https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/3wm45e/ma_banned_from_smash_bros/
>>320169678
>meelee player and their "fighter" game
fucking nintendrones
