You're exploring some ancient ruins looking for a relic weapon and this motherfucker slaps your girlfriends ass.
What do you do?
Run.
>having a gf
Keep in mind that he is a videogame
He is not real
He cannot "slap" as he is nothing more than data
Honestly, are you so childish or obsessed that you have to ROLE PLAY a videogame in real life?
You might as well ask something like:
"If Katniss slapped your girl's ass what would you do?"
I am not sure as Katniss is a fictional character and is thus incapable of interacting with the real world
It is also nonsense to roleplay as none of these characters have it written in them to do such a thing
You cannot extrapolate with character behaviors or personalities, as they are limited by their existence in a medium that ends
They have no lives beyond that point, so they do not have free will or selectable choices in the vein that we do
>>320134309
Weep for my gf's death.
walk away
then I'd throw a rock at his faggot head or something
then wonder when I got a girlfriend
morph him into ribbon
>>320135015
I bet you're fun at parties.
>>320135015
>not having a virtual gf
also shit pasta
>>320134309
I would take off his clothes and lick his anus until he begged me to put my hard cock inside his tight anus.
>>320134309
Run, because my gf is already dead
>>320134309
>slaps
That's a FFVIII tonberry, so he only uses the chef's knife and Everyone's grudge - an attack that deals damage equal to the amount of enemies you've killed
he doesn't have a slap attack
also, i don't have a girlfriend
>>320134309
How many murders has my girlfriend committed?
>>320137628
only right answer
>>320135037
Underrated post.
JESUS CHRIST IT'S A TONBERRY GET IN THE CAR
>>320134309
Quick, Phoenix Down, run.
Yell in glee, those motherfuckers give a shitload of job exp/materia exp/GF exp/etc.
Outrun him because he's slow, fortunately, the girlfriend's corpse flees with me for later resurrection.
>>320134309
I grab his knife and DOINK is ass!!
>>320134309
Help him find a cure for his people while also being trained by their marine commander to develop new SCH abilities.
>>320134309
Pick up whats left of my gf's ass and run
>>320134309
>"my girlfriend"
She must be so ugly and boring that I let her alone with him, run and continue my scavenger activity
Kill him and tame him like a pokemon and force him to fight with me.
rip girlfriend
