You work for Tim Schafer and are tasked to give him an idea of what new video game his company should make, but with only one goal in mind: this game has to have sure-enough appeal to sell millions in a short amount of time.
What do you tell him?
Psychonauts 2
'Furry Porn'
>>320129287
Tim Schafer will make anything so long as the fanbase pays for it.
Skyrim with guns.
An RPG where all the characters are sock puppets.
>>320129287
A concept inspired by whatever Feminist Frequency tells you what do do
What If Halo Was a Girl
A game dev tycoon style game where you have to horribly mismanage budgets, timelines, and customer expectations. Every level starts with crowd funding.
>>320129541
Seconding this, but only if its done using live action footage.
>>320129287
Whatever I want.
I tell him the team is going to need to live in luxury apartments in SF to make it and he will be like putty in my hands. $5 mil budget for a $1 mil game.
>>320129287
>What do you tell him?
"I don't think so, Tim."
>>320129287
An open world early access thing with less reasonable promises than the ones for Broken Age were in retrospect.
Walking simulator mixed with casual puzzle game featuring a lot of progressive values as well as a lot of story and gameplay that is emotionally challenging. Then I sit back and collect $10k a month because i'm part of Tim's entourage and only do a little bit of work for an inflated salary. Don't think that's appealing enough? Don't worry, we'll make it for $100 and sell it on iOS, we can use pixel graphics if we need to cut costs.
>>320129828
I'd play that, I love game dev tycoon and game dev story
It'd be fun to play Failed Kickstarter story
>kill yourself, my man
>>320129701
ZOE QUINN PRESENTS LISTEN AND BELIEVE: THE GAME, A DOUBLE FINE PRODUCTION
>You are walking down a street when you see a woman approaching. What do you do?
*Run into traffic to cross the other side quickly
*Continue on your path
>The brave woman tells you that you've just space-raped her by making her uncomfortable! You nod respectfully and hand yourself in to the police before serving a 40-year sentence for your heinous behavior. Would you like to play again?
