These guys are going to get you, only the last video game character you played as will be able to save you now. How fucked are you?
>>320106431
Top right looks like the type of person who is bland as fuck so they pretend they're like old timey like that's a good excuse to be a wet towel
>Doomguy
I'm not the one that's fucked here.
>>320106832
Nah, he just thinks that the outfit makes him look like Johny Depp or whoever his favourite actor is.
>>320106431
the fish from nuclear throne
i'm alright
>>320106431
>Demi Fiend
I think I'm good.
Oh man, I recognize the tow in the bottom left from a couple's reviews I watched, they had some chubbster with them and I'd smash for sure.
Anyway, I'm pretty sure I could play some shit like Barbie or style Savvy or a pony game and they would all get their ass kicked.
I have no interest in what they do, but they sure as hell don't look intimidating. I wouldn't argue with any of them about anything though, because I'm 100% sure I wouldn't give a fuck enough about any topic to speak with them for more than a few sentences.
>>320106431
w-what are they going to do if they get me?
>my E.Y.E character
I'm good
>>320107751
Anytime you even remotely bring up superheroes or cartoons Linkara will show up, intrude on the conversation with "NNNNYEEEESSSS?"
>>320106431
>>320106431
Literally who
>>320107865
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
YOU TALKIN ABOUT LINKARA MMMMMMMMM ?
>>320106431
>Rex Power Colt
Man, i'm really glad i got another ps3 to play this gem.
>delsin rowe
I'm reasonably certain that I'll make it.
>>320108118
Uh, yeah.
Kiryu. I'm fine. the dragon of dojima has got this.
>>320107868
OH
MY
GOD
HOW CAN YOU NOT RECOGNIZE THESE FAMOUS E-CELEBS?!
GET WITH THE TIMES GRANDPA!
An Aeon army.
I am very very okay with this.
>>320107751
They transfer their combined autism to you
>>320108516
>GRANDPA
That's beyond ironic, since they're all way past their prime.
>>320106431May god have mercy on them.
Samus. I think i'm safe
>>320108818
Except she's a pussy now, and her bull won't be there to authorize her to use anything she would need to survive, so you're fucked. Sorry.
i feel pretty safe with a gun god
>>320106431
>Generic Wehrmacht soldier with an mp-40
I think I'm safe.
>>320106431
this is the greatest webm ever created
I'll be alright
>>320106431
This is the most cringe webm i've seen in a while
>Kazuma Kiryu
R.I.P Spoony.
>>320106832
You don't even realize how right you are in that assumption
>>320106832
He's actually a BBC addicted tranny fetishist
>>320109868
It always made me wonder how badly Linkara fucked up to end up dating that...thing.
Doug is slumming it with his wife but at least he seems to be aware of it. His new assistant is pretty hot.
Spoony still with that SJW?
Anyone of the STFU can fuck with time so, I am ok.
>>320109945
At least Spoony's gf is hot.
>>320108516
>Latza
>eceleb
Top jej
>>320109981
She has a nice rack but an ugly face.
I'd still hit it, though. Honestly both of Doug's assistant girls have been pretty hot.
>Paul Latza
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iu_YMM9dTxg
>>320110061
Sure, but Doug's assistant girls are only his assistant girls.
He'll protect me with his THICK SKIN. Those guys can't even begin to GET A GRIP, and just want their 15 MINUTES OF FAME.
>>320110140
Douges a notorious abuser of the casting couch
>>320110008
>$521
>>320110140
I've always wondered if he ever fucked 'em behind the scenes.
Honestly, Doug seems the most likable IRL. Spoony is an irritated crybaby and Linkara is a whiny SJW.
>>320110234
Shit, really?
>>320110247
You think John DeLancie might be interested?
>>320109945
he didn't fucked up as in the dated a tranny out of desperation, he was always into trannies. so from that perspective he got what he always wanted
>>320110474
Does the tranny have a dick?
>>320110793
You tell me.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8X1eccQl4fI/TM4Psy7tqRI/AAAAAAAAAQU/JOXt0IVROgA/s1600/KITTY!!.jpg
>>320111226
Iron Liz has been confirmed to have lopped his/her/whatever dick off, which is debatably why Linkara left themShe also confirmed she was a tranny and had a dick while dating Linkara, which he denied
>>320111367
Knowing Linkara takes it up the ass explains so much.
>>320109604
Before I became my own person I used to hang out with these types
>mfw my "best friend" from that time probably still has this pony, homestuck, and Dr.Who garbage cluttering his couch because he wanted to fuck this girl that was like that
>mfw this year that girl called me a misogynist on facebook because I made a post making fun of girls that smoke weed that squint really hard when they take selfies. She doesn't smoke, and I smoked her out once and she puked. her first time smoking weed.
>>320111491
>>320111491
>she used to also fuck this brony and they had a breakup two years ago that wasn't the smoothest and from then on she's been telling people he raped her
>he's a catholic that's literally afraid of smoking weed and has gone on to have girlfriends after this but this bit of info still scares him
>she hasn't had a boyfriend since that dude.
I went to this small art highschool and I kinda wish I did what I wanted and hung out with the people that were more like me instead of hanging out with the people that I hung out with in grade school. I was liked but I was also fucking the one with the biggest tits so I kinda hung around.
>>320111775
>was liked but I was also fucking the one with the biggest tits
Now now anon, share with the class.
>>320106431
Speaking of spoony his life is strange playthrough tonight wasn't too bad
>>320111974
I didn't watch it. Hate the game and he pissed me off the other night with his Fallout 2 butthurt.
>>320111943
The other two girls in our group had a huge hateboner for me because I was stealing their busty buddy. I lost my virginity to her when we were sixteen, anal first. She wasn't crazy beautiful but even saying that I kick myself because i'm not crazy attractive either, just lucky.
Didn't take any nudes. I kinda just preferred destroying that shit when her parents were gone, and they were gone most of the day.
they also lived literally a fence away from the school, I used to fuck her in the kitchen hoping people would see it.
Not sure if I really need any assistance. I got Vincent from Catherine though, so we could hit the bar after those e-celebs have got bored of green-screening and jumped on the next bandwagon.
>>320112068
I think it was more because there was a great highlight, in the last thread someone mentioned that he points out and tells you everything about a drug when one pops up in a game, and it happened during the stream
last video game I played was EU4, I am sure the entire nation of Assam could deal with these guys.
>>320112218
Not bad, anon. Not bad.
I take it you two broke up?
>>320112263
I was more talking about the people giving him advice and him getting mad and threatening to ban them.
at least he's good at swallowing
>>320106431
>The Avatar from Ultima 7.
Nah, I'm fine.
>>320106431
Who? I'm not doing some meme shit, I honestly have no idea who these faggots are.
>>320112218
>anal first
For her sake I hope you have a micropenis. Her self esteem must be a nightmare.
Goddamn anon if I have kids I'm keeping them in a maximum security cell until they're 21
>>320112404
Yeah she went on to fuck some of my friends right after so I left town the day I got with this girl (and also got arrested, it was valentine's day, too. Pretty badass day)
>>320112608
Halfway through our relationship she told me fingers only because she said it became more painful, she said she thought my dick got bigger
>>320112404
Oh, also first girl sometimes still talks to me. Could still probably hit it if she was single and I was about that but I totally fucked the shit out of her for a year straight so I'm not too inclined.
I'm probably fine
>>320106431
I think I'll be alright.
>>320112608
I remember it was in the living room on their nice couches, legs behind head, left a stain but I didn't say anything.
>>320112612
>>320112721
Ah yes, sounds like ya'll made her into a skank. Pity the beta fool she ends up with.
>>320112793
A POOP STAIN?
>>320112804
lol She's with this dude I know that's permafried on acid. Last time I saw him I shit you not he was playing golf barefoot in the rain in a public park
>>320112832
funny you ask, that time it was cum but one time she shit on my dick in a bathroom and I immediately hopped in the shower, found her in the living room on the floor crying so I consoled her and then fucked her again. Word got out and everyone including my teachers were calling me Captain Poopdick or just Captain.
I also left cum stains on a futon in my friend's dad's guest bedroom.
>>320112804
oh oh and I mean. She definitely whore'd around for a bit after but I wonder about now. I bet sometime down the road she's gonna wanna fuck me again. That would be pretty interesting.
>Mfw didn't have sex until 22, a hottie with the roundest booty
>still with her after 3 years, probably getting married
I'm K selected, what can I say. Smart girls know what they want.
>>320112926
>>320112850
You've lived quite the life, man.
Y'know, for a literal shitdick.
>>320106431
i should be okay
>>320113047
lol i'm only 20 and i've also been in a Fem fem male threesome and fucked a 43 year old woman in a park bathroom.
>>320108516
I read that as Grampai
>>320112926
Yeah cum stains differently on different materials.
Dries hard on felt.
Hot water turns it into superglue
>>320113127
Damn son, you're younger than me.
How'd the cougar fucking go?
Lol I can't stop lolling at these fucking losers LOL
>>320113225
This time it wasn't as good as I'd wanted. She works at the little convinence store across the street so I get free shit there sometimes but it still feels a little awkward because I wasn't too into it but she sucked my dick and I couldn't resist cummies dude. I asked her beforehand if she'd pay me in jest. Wish I wasn't joking, that'd be cool if she paid me. Pussy stank, I was wearing a condom and I still felt the need to wash my dick off in the sink when I got home.
>>320113367
Sounds like a bad time. Hope ya'll got checked.
I'm fineCousin Okri would be proud
CLASSIC LATZA
D E E P
L
O
T
S
>>320113595
I had a condom, its chill.
>>320114002
Sadly, I can relate. Last girl I was with had a terrible smelling vag.
I felt like bleaching my goddamn dick and hands.
