>Meanwhile on the /v/ covenentte corvette...
>>320104028
wort wort wort worto woooorrtwrotwort
>>320104231
/thread
>>320104231
What did he mean by this?
>>320104231
I KNOW RIGHT?>!~?!!?!?!?!?
Special announcement from the prophets today:
Uggnoys will no longer be served food from the food nipple.
Jiralhanae will now have a ban on butt scracthing. Any butt sratching will be death by overseers.
And finally, Sanghelians wort wort wort wort.
>>320104231
Blarg wortposter.
Daily reminder that Demons are nothing more than human lies in order to keep our morale down
>>320104028
I just swapped out the 32nd Unggoy platoon's methane supply with butane. This is going to be fucking hilarious.
>>320108241
Halo was an inside job.
I would like to fuck human females.Does anyone else like to fuck human females?
>>320108783
fucking heretic
*vibrating worm sounds*
A kind reminder that the Kig-yar are by and far the best species.
>>320108783
Lock him up in the stocks!knew I saved this for a reason
>>320113668
oh hey. it's that comic.
>>320107682
>>320113668
>Incase
Okay guys we've got to get serious for a moment; you won't believe the shit I saw just a moment ago. So I walk into the barracks to see Uha 'Kracam, because he is my comrade and I'm concerned from his performance from our last mission that he might make ME look bad, and I caught the fucker on the holo station. I thought, "Okay hey, maybe it's from his elders or some shit." No, that fucker was looking at drawn humans. Like, they were strange children drawn in sexual positions on a bed. I tried to confront him about this and he just yelled "Asuka is best!" and ran out of the room. What in the name of the prophets should I do here?
Ayyyyyyy lmao
>>320114286
Heretic! Report him to the Prophets at once!
>>320107604
>worting this hard
>>320114467
I thought the same thing brother! I just got back from reporting him to my commander and all I got in reply was this sneer from him. He told me that nothing was wrong with two dimensional characters, but that he loathed 'Kracam because of his "shit taste". I don't understand what's happening on this ship. We need to stop patrolling around these wrecked human satellite stations; I think it's starting to mess with us.
