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Why was she so thick?
>>320079723
Because if Capcom knows how to do one thing right, it's how to design god tier waifu material
underrated game
>>320079723
To make my dick thicker.
That's not thick.
>>320080158
DR1 ain't underrated. It's the best in the entire series.
Also Jessica was fucking hot. Shame that she died.
>>320081020
>you will never fuck zombie jessica
Why live?
>>320079723
I bet she gives a mean santa cabesa
Best tittays in DR.
Rebecca Chang is a close second.
>>320080776
She probably not usually a field agent. She spends all her time sitting on her fat ass, typing away at a computer, and snacking all day.
I wonder if she's related to Ashley
>>320082565
wew lad
>>320082710
I'd fire those ballistics if you know what I mean.
>>320079723
seeing herturn into a zombiepleased me greatly.
Does Capcom have the hottest girls? Namco? Nintendo? SE?
>>320083479
Capcom are the undisputed masters of ass, no question.
>>320080776
This
Why can't fags differentiate between thick and just having plump tits?
>>320082710THICK
>>320082565
that fucking concept art. holy fucking hell. that pout, those thick hips, those tits. it's a shame they didn't model her exactly like that in game.
>>320079723
>>320079723
When are the fat bitches?
Because she's probably some desk grunt who sits around all day eating donuts, drinking coffee, and typing up reports from actual field agents.
>>320085917
holy fuck is that real?
>>320086485
it's the price is right
>>320085917
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>320085917
It's not like they could be ready for something like that. I wonder what Drew said?
>>320087575
Both him and the showcase lady were literally freaking out, but iirc the wheelchair woman just laughed it off
>>320087442
>>320087575
the game is the price is right.
the treadmill is not the prize but part of the game. you guess how much it costs and the closer you are the better your score is and you can get the real prize
>>320079723
busty is best op, capcom knows
too bad they shit can all there titles
I miss lost lost planet
>>320079723
She seemed pretty smart to me.
>>320081020
>DR1 ain't underrated. It's the best in the entire series.
Anon, you're doing that thing again where you accidentally type a 1 instead of a 2.
>>320087771
>that .gif
most of /v/ today won't get what its referencing, and thats somewhat sad.
>>320087954
I thought you won the items you bid on in those games? Getting picked from the audience is enough for a shot at the wheel.
>>320088291
2013 wasn't that long ago.
>>320088291
anime belongs in the trash
>>320088480
You underestimate the amount of new there is on this board. Just take a look at the GameFAQs poll threads.
>>320088094
>>320088260
2 was still fun, but 1 had better movement, boss fights, and OST
reminder to make painkillers before every boss fight if you're playing DR2
>>320088681
I disliked the combination weapons added in 2. They were funny, but it made the less useful weapons less useful than ever. Part of what made Dead Rising such a good game was the "use anything as a weapon concept" and a lot of the things you used were improvised weapons. Especially early on before you were strong enough to kill the gun store owner or had the inventory space to extend the durability of your swords or chainsaws.
>>320089012
Good point. Especially since the combo weapons sometimes lasted longer, gave you more PP, and gave you more incentive to use and horde instead of anything else to stun zombies or kill them.
Also fuck the zombies on the third day.
>>320089012
I liked the idea, actually. It's like taking the "use anything as a weapon" quotes and adding a " combine anything into a weapon" to the phrase, but hey, each to their own.
How is DR3?
>>320089709
Its good, but not as memorable as the first 2
>>320089685
Yeah, it's not a terrible addition but it wasn't for me. One thing I did like was the new alcohol sickness. It was supposed to punish you for having easy access to the best recovery items, but what it really did was make 70% of the bosses fall forever in a pool of vomit while you slice them up at your leisure.
>>320089973
That annoyed me too. You have no idea how many times that killed me around either zombies or fast moving bosses.
>>320089709
Not my favorite in the series. I hated how dull the colors were, and most of the challenge was gone because your character was too powerful early on and got access to powerful combinations. Tone wise its also kind of fucked in ways the original 2 werent. And I didnt like how the charming elevator music was gone, too.
Also disliked how you needed to get blueprints to use combo weapons. Most of the combo items are next to where to where the blueprint is, so whats the point? I still enjoyed it, but not to the extent of the first two games.
>>320086485
>>320087442
>>320087575
She won a sauna not the treadmill and it was pretty obvious by the price of it too
>>320079723
>>320084580
Does capcom have something against waifus in the DR series? all we got was the hippie and an edgy katey
>>320092710
Off the Record lets you save a waifu
>>320092879
Frank has superior waifu taste
>>320092879
>tfw it's not canon
they should have stuck with otr, with frank west as main char for the series orig dr2 was annoying coz of katey and dr3 was a piece of shit, all we got was GILF Isabela and that bitch got away scot free
>>320093157
Frank is garbage. he's also a fat aging Dan Aykroyd look alike in OTR. Chuck best DR protag.
>>320093789
>Chuck best DR protag
>One of Capcom's cutest girls
>Zero porn of her
>>320093975
wrong
>>320093789
>Chuck best DR protag
>fat aging Dan Aykroyd look alike in OTR
that's what makes it good you nigger instead of edgy biker with muh daughter feels
Frank west is my favorite Capcom character to date.
>>320082710
>ashley fanart
>looks nothing like her
every time
Zombie Jessie SFM porn when?
>>320093975
there's DR porn but a really small amount of it, those sick fucks always do loli katies ones
>>320082565
Jesus Christ she looks like the woman I want to mother my children!
>>320094384
There's a lot of DR porn of Chuck too. If you're into that.
>>320094280
That's because the weeabs who live in lala 2D land can't handle the reality of 3D. They live in a flat world where they can make everything look perfect to them. This is why they reach wizard status. Instead of coming to terms that their favorite anime babe isn't real and just moving on, they sit there with their super high standards, despite being fat ugly neckbeards, and they never get laid.
No problem, I say. Keeps their shitty genes out of the pool. It all ends with them. They die, and those beta faggots leave for good.
>>320094546
ugh please don't remind me
>>320093789
The quality of your taste is objectively lower than most other people.
Spoilers if you haven't beat DR2
>That boss fight withsullivanat the end
>Disarms you and throws your weapon across the roof
>If you throw items at him and they land next to him he'll literally run over and kick them until they break
>Only one or two useful items laying around
Had to stock up on guns before hand, first time I fought him I was getting so desperate I through a fucking beach ball at his head right before he killed me. Don't even get me started on the overtime boss, fucking knocking you out and taking all your fucking items.
>>320087575
They played it pretty straight faced.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m1z06Hg-3oAmericans have the thickest skin
>>320094985
All you need are the melee moves man.
>tfw knee drop is shit in DR2
They fucking ruined knee drop and kick man.
>>320093789
>he's also a fat aging Dan Aykroyd look alike in OTR
One of the reasons I liked OTR more actually
>>320095027
Wow, not even any self-deprivation from the lady. Guess it was day-time television.
good god i need a DR1 port. love the fuck out of that game.
>>320095447
DR1 is the only reason I still have my 360.
>>320079723
>Best girls in both 1&2 die
Thankfully Off the Record fixed that shit
>>320092320
>>320084580
post the comic
>>320094552
Says the wizard himself.
>>320079723
>No good rule 34
LITERALLY
WHY
SENPAI
>>320094546
>mfw checking DR on rule34
>>320098072
Weird right? Chuck isn't even that popular.
>>320079723
Food.
>>320089709
long dead and forgotten.
