>tfw no snek wife
Why even live?
So you can live long enough for ayyliums to invade us and I get to kill you for being a xeno loving traitor
>>320061205
>cross breeding
fucking kekolds
>>320061205
Why are you faggots desperately attatching yourself to this game. It's so out of place it's like if the FNaF fanbase loved DOOM or some shit. If there exists good modern western games that are mature and masculine this is one of them. I just don't get why you sissy faggots like it so much just because one character is in it. I guess Firaxis really hit the nail with this one wonder how much fur faggots will buy this game just because they have a snake with tits on it.
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>>320061324
>Not wanting to dominate alien lifeforms with your seed.
I bet you're all low-test faggots.
XENOLOVE
XENOLOVE
XENOLOVE
Literally nothing wrong with loving an innocent and cute outerspace inmigrant
>>320061732
>wants to breed ayy lmaos
fuck off Arin
>>320061205
Just marry any woman and you will.
>>320061557
>desperately attatching yourself to this game
What are you even typing, senpai? Shit.
>>320061557
This
Firaxis knows that a good % of gamers are furries. This is a wise movement from their part, they know they are going to attract a lot of buyers with this.
We literally OWE these fellow aliens a piece of this planet.
If it weren't for them we wouldn't be here in the first place.
XENOFRIENDS ARE WELCOME HERE
WELCOME XENOFRIENDS
Aliens helped us when we were retarded god worshipping creatures.
The pyramids all around the world are proof of this.
It's only fair they come here and stay.
Who's the best person to watch the new footage of? I tried watching that Angry Joe guy but he's a fucking idiot and cringingly unfunny, I just want some normal dude who's not spouting dank memes.
>>320062294
You've been watching way too much History Channel m8, that's just straight up nonsense.
>>320062006
I seriously doubt they meant this. I think they just got lucky.
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>>320062397
Sigh... MORE xenohate in this thread!
Just proves we NEED a xeno-friendly board, maybe even a country. Fix this Mootwoo.
>>320062349
eurogamer is the most normal, Beaglerush is the best player
never forget
>>320062349
It's Beaglerush without a doubt.
>>320061548
>not romancing them to convert them to your side
>not breeding to create an army of ayyy hybrids to retake the earth with
>>320062728
Have you ever seen a snake eat something? That is snake obviously ate a fat person.
>>320062627
BURN ALL THE AYYS
RACE WAR NOW
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT BRADFORD
>>320061205
I love the sexy slither of a lady snek
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mb0Fo6-_b3g
I remember early on they said something about Chryssalids being too violent to become allies. Are alien converts going to be in this game to replace mechs and SHIVs?
>>320063770
>Making allies with the ayys
>Not publicly beheading them
>>320063964
this, we should be able to use the extra captives to increase panic in advent countries by executing them, instead of just selling them on the black market
>>320063964
You play as humans who are rebelling against what most humans want, so there might be aliens who feel the same way. What if snake girl doesn't want to be stuck on a shitty uncivilized Earth when she could be on her home planet as part of a big mating ball for 4 months out of the year. So she helps show the rest of them that Earth is more trouble than it's worth.
>>320063770
They were talking about becoming allies with earth as a whole. Lids are just too much of a terror fuel for the masses to accept them.
>>320063964
it would be pretty interesting if you could recruit them, but it would have its downsides like making it harder to convince the public that you're doing the "right" thing, or making certain fights harder by having more powerful ayys being able to control them
>>320064743
Oh, well they're super right. Instant incubation and stealth mode burrowing is fucking horrifying.
>two xenos love threads on /v/ right now
Literal double heresy
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>>320061972
>>320062014
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>>320062627
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>>320063770
Pic is what we do to xeno-loving fuckers.
>>320066142
What happens if we manage to convince them to fight for humanity with a good dicking?
>>320066412
We don't. Humanity will NEVER tolerate the existence of xenos unless liberated under the righteous flag of democracy. We will NOT breed with such creatures, as that would be considered HERESY.
VIGILO CONFIDO
>>320066634
Can't we keep like, a single snake around at least?
Just one?
>>320061548
I'm loving this cringe.
>>320066881
Vigilo Confidooo!
VIGILO CONFIDOOOOOOOOOO!
>>320067236
>>320066881Anyone for ModComRuns?
>>320069275Modded Commander is that you? It's Blast Hardpec
Fuck yeah I'm up for a ModCom run.
>>320069716
Yeah its me. I'm thinkin of doing a X-COM Redux run. I've seen the first month, but nothing beyond it.
REally considering since all this XCOM2 Hype.
>>320069895
It's good to see you, commander. Dunno if anyone else is up for it.
>>320070304
You know me, can't quit this place, and all this hype is making me hype.
>>320061557
>Someone actually took the time to write all that out
You are what is wrong with this board
>>320070598
Why it took 2 mins. I'm seriously annoyed with the fur faggots hijacking another game. I want to discuss the game not what snake girls scales smell like.
>>320071431
>Being this assblased about porn
Let me guess you also go into streetfighter threads and shitpost about all the wifufags.
Or maybe you're the type that tell people in persona threads to actually discuss the game.
You guys are fucking pethedic
have another reaction pic
>>320066881
TERRA AKBAR
>xenos lovers
>>320072817
cry more
>>320061205
I WANT TO FUCK THE PINK SNAKE
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>>320062920
beagle is pretty good if you ask me, but i haven't watched too many people play xcom. i have a feeling that his missions take hours but he's pretty good at cutting out the part where he takes 50 turns to make it to combat.
>>320065283
>love xcom, super pumped a new one is coming out
>they decided to add in one of my most specific fetishes ever (snakes capturing and squeezing people)
>tfw will have trouble enjoying the game because the sneks wrapping up my operatives will bother the fuck out of me every time