What game were you really looking forward to that ended up disappointing you?
she hasn't used up her wish yet, he could ask her for a spaceship
>>320059621
Amnesia: The Dark Descent
It was a dumbed down Penumbra.
MGS5, obviously.
>>320060609
She's a wish.
If wishes could wish, you could wish for your own clone to make another wish, thus negating the one wish per customer rule.
>>320059621
>making stupid wishes
If true loves exists, he would have met her eventually.
He's just an idiot who wasted a wish
>>320061293
no, she's in the first panel
Twilight Princess
Mass Effect 1
>>320061293
Look harder
>>320061382
The well knows ahead of time what you are going to wish for.
>>320061553
>muh headcanon
>>320062330
headcannon is a pretty good wish
>>320059621
Halo 5
It's multiplayer is god tier and I'm loving the free dlc but gosh... the campaign. What a mess.
There was an entire mission dedicated to ONE boss fight, even though in future missions you have the same boss fight about 3 times per mission.
>>320059621It still hurts
![Golden_Sun_Dark_Dawn[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cIYlejA.jpg "Golden_Sun_Dark_Dawn[1].jpg")
Seven years, Camelot.
SEVEN YEARS
>>320059621
ESO desu
>>320059621
Rome II Total War
>I wish the well's one wish rule didn't apply to me
:^)
>>320061103
I'm just gonna reply because I figured this would have been said already.
I'll also say Halo 2 although I ended up liking the game in the end, mostly because of the multiplayer.
>>320061369
One could muse that true love exists but it isn't pre-destined to happen hence why it is a valuable thing to wish for. I personally don't believe in "true love" but it sounds like a wonderful concept.
>>320059621
I've never anticipated a game as much as Oblivion. That was all I could think of for months. I bought the game before my new PC so I read the manual hundred of times to wait. Never again
Also Far Cry 2
>>320062658
I don't know what the hell they were thinking with enemies unable to deal damage to you in any reasonable amount of time besides the very last boss.
It's a fundamental failing of a game where you can simply ignore the core mechanics of battles because the enemies are punching bags with wet noodle attacks
>>320062946
>>320063074
What's wrong with Halo 2 compared to the first?
It was great, but I was still disappointed.
Lost Planet 3.
After 2 I was so ready. So goddamn ready. It hurts.
>>320061103
This. Open world gameplay is basic normie bait formulaic shit and the story was weak af. I don't care about weird plot holes or strange actor switcheroos but at least have the characters go absolutely insane with revenge and an actual ending.
If you compare the final product and the e3 2011 demo; they are two different games
Clear Sky... I was an early adopter of SoC and I felt gypped
>>320066114
Is that second wish an actual thing that happens in law?
>>320067112
HOLD THE FUCK PHONE. What the hell is that thing in the background?
get /x/ in on this shit stat.
>>320059621
>>320068698
I'm in my 20s and this is my life
>>320068615
look at that creepy fucker.
>>320067404
Try following SoC in the years after it was announced. The game that was promised was not the game that was delivered.
Hell, what was released was only alright but if you had never heard of it and bought it on a whim you suddenly thought it was gold.,
>>320059621
MGS5
Definitely Spore. EA ripped that game to pieces before finally declaring it ready to sell. I can't believe people still give that shitty publisher money.
I wonder if the joke here is a little subtler than meets the eye. It seems like the girl was walking up to him anyway, so the point is that he wasted his wish on something he already had, rather than merely regretting it amid comparison to the other wishes.
>>320062818
I have to agree with this even though I really don't want to. I don't understand why I didn't get into this game. I've played the other total wars and this one just didn't grasp my interest for very long. it might have been because the coop campaign that is what me and my friend looked forward to most and to be fair it was fun for the first hour but then it was either connection failures not being able to make games togeather for some reason or that fact that on coop the AI takes LITERALLY 18 mins to come about around to your turn. And that's with two machine that meet the recommendation and in the same house.
>>320059621
>wish omnipotence
>>320069745
You can't wish to be more powerful than the genie.
>>320069921
who said so
>>320060609
As an engaged man, l think he got the better wish.
>>320067112
>>320068615
>>320068816
Scenes from the next episode of AMC's The Walking Dead
>>320061103
yeah this
>>320069921
>the well is a genie
>>320069745
>you are now everywhere with the potency of a single person
Great wish, bud.
It doesn't even make sense because a single person's potency is limited to that person. It's like wishing for telekinesis but still having to lift things with your hands
>>320068698
>mfw they all say fatherhood is the most rewarding and fulfilling experience ever
>they all have that same exhausted, dead-inside look on their face
>>320067725
Depends on the context and what we are talking about. Law is weird like that, sometimes wording could very well be the sole thing that prevents you from paying 100 million out the ass.
>>320070191
>i dont know what omnipotence is
>>320070028
love only loses its value over time, space ships, dosh, and superpowers can only accumulate value
>>320068197
says the person who had a kid with her comrade and let another comrade kill her
Venom > everyone else
>>320070028
You're only saying that because you're engaged. Give it a few years after marriage and try saying that again.
>>320059621
It hurts
>>320070028
餌です先輩
>>320059621
Lightning Returns.
MGSV
>>320070406
I thought omnipotence is the ability to exert power anywhere? I didn't think it was infinitely strong power.
Cibeleto be honest.
>>320067725
It's a thing people try all the time EG: shit like "Free Man Of The Land - The Corporeal Being Referred To As John Smith"
But without the power of wishes, Judges just laugh, and then sigh when they realise John is seriously trying to get out of parking ticket by law-speaking a claim about how the concept of law is itself illegal because someone said so in a mail-order course.
>>320062483
I wished for orange! It gave me lemon lime
>>320070610
>says the person who had a kid with her comrade and let another comrade kill her
that's the point yeah
>>320059621
Doom 4. I still have hope for it.
>>320059621
Spore
>>320070889
Is this your first assumption you make about women, is that they're always attracted someone else with a bigger penis?
That's one hell of a sexual inferiority complex.
>>320070780
Omnipotence means all-powerful. As in, there's nothing you can't do. You're confusing the fact that God has this in addition to being omnipresent, which is that he is all places at all times. (And also omniscient, which is all-knowing, which is probably pretty essential in not fucking up everything with your power.)
Now you get into the issue of what does it even mean to be all-powerful in a human's body. Can you fly? At infinite speeds? Can you stretch your body infinitely? Could you create an imageboard with the perfect community?
>>320059621
>Planetside 2
Couldn't even boot it up when it came out and missed the only time it was remotely enjoyable, RIP in peace Planetside
>>320059621
Civ 5
Spore
I was not looking forward to it but dam i nearly cried when i was playing the pirated version of Anno 2205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-soYsdkw260
Could have been good but they fucked it all up.
>>320071306
There is literally nothing wrong with Civ5, every Civ is special and deserves to be played
>>320067725
Yes and it's why the Left is obsessed with controlling the narrative and defining words that already had definitions.
>>320071128
really man? I've seen the gamepaly trailer and was part of the alpha, look really true to form. It might not have the same kind of modding support as the original, though.
>>320071159
if you have to choose one, which would you pick?
>omniscience
>omnipresence
>omnipotence
wait, doesnt omnipotence imply the other 2?
>>320071421
>the Left
no no that's the Right actually
>>320071421
Damn, /pol/ always shoehorning their narrative even into unrelated boards, why do you have such an obsession?
>>320071329
Dying Light was good though.
>>320071591
Omniscience
>>320070326
They are stupid liars. Children steal everything that is good from you. And they try to replace it with cuteness and adorability, which makes you happy for a time, but it's all truly just empty nothings. I can't wait until mine can at least ask me questions and play vidya with me. The weirdest thing is that you legit feel happy for them when they figure something out for themselves, I think it's the hope that one day you won't have to clean their diapers for them.
>>320071591
>Know and understand everything, can't do shit
>Sense and sense everything, everywhere at all time, can't do shit
>See that montain? You can climb it.
>>320071403
Civ 5 in its early stages where not fun at all...
Especially if you come from fresh from a Civ 4 background with all addons. Civ 5 was a big disappointment and i only touched it back when the second Addon was released, now with like 40 mods its fun and nearly as complex as civ 4 was.
>>320070028
She's not worth it. She's really not. Get out while you still can.
>>320071159
>Could you create an imageboard with the perfect community?
Of all the things on that list that one genuinely stood out to me the most
>>320071591
Omniscience since it's the only one I'm likely to survive a day with as a human. Omnipresence without immortality is basically insta-death. Omnipotence in a moral, frail body means I will likely get myself killed and/or ruin the universe within the day. I'd rather be a super genius who gets rich quick and rapidly goes insane.
>>320071684
>Shit story
>Shit ending
>Shit characters
>Cut content everywhere
It wasn't bad but it was far from good.
>>320070028
As you post your fiancé is already getting the BBC.
>>320071849
>you understand everything and cant do shit
lmfao are you srs nigga? are you american?
>>320071849
Technically, Omniscience implies omnipresence.
Omnipotent implies everything in that if you want to be omnipresent while being omnipotent then you should have the potential to do so.
Paper Mario Sticker Star
I've always wanted that game when it got released, because I'm a huge Paper Mario fan, and when I got it, I was disappointed. No partners, bosses with vague weakness, and bland, dull, generic Toads as "characters".
>>320071460
I found the singleplayer gameplay fun. I liked the features they added to make the game feel as close as the original.
However, someone posted a preview of the multiplayer gameplay and it felt slow paced and generic. hopefully they increase the movement speed and make decent maps or DM.
>>320064365
Don't forget
>8 party members with little to no development
>The main reason for even going out on the adventure is never resolved
>Unskippable, extremely hand holding tutorials
>Don't get to see the rest of the original cast
>You can miss out on Djinns, because
>POINTS OF NO RETURN
It wasn't the worst pile of shit I've played, but fuck did they dial that shit in. And who the fucking fuck thought points of no return was an even remotely good idea? Especially when it wasn't present in the past games.
>>320071618
no no, you're just misinformed
listening too much to their narrative
>>320071634
the enemy is pervasive
they are in your mind right now
resist them
>Brink
I was so excited for this and all the customisation and I loved the style it had but when I actually booted it up, it felt like a gutted TF2 clone.
I played it for a week to justify the purchase but it felt like I was dying inside so I traded it in before the massive price plummet.
>>320072008
>if you want to be omnipresent while being omnipotent then you should have the potential to do so
Yes, but if you're still you, in your body, and not immortal, you'll likely just tear yourself into trillions of pieces and die.
>>320070028
Unlike the virgin betas here, I agree that love is one of the best parts of life but you'd be fucking retarded not to wish for superpowers
>>320069921
Jaffar did.
>>320072319
Fuck you opened a wound here.
>>320072424
No, he wished to be exactly as powerful as the genie.
>>320071159
>Could you create an imageboard with the perfect community?
You wouldn't be to create a community since a community is comprised of other people and not just yourself. You could only attract others to it and maintain it as perfectly as possible (whatever that means, since there is no objective definition of perfect. Especially when it relates to people). It would also be impossible because image boards are made up of deviants who attract other retards like them.
Stretching is only a human trait to a limited extent before it becomes inhumanly flexible/stretchy, so to maintain you humanness you could only stretch as far as the best human.
Flying you wouldn't be able to do at all because humans can only create machines that can fly, not fly themselves.
In order to still be called human you would be limited to whatever humans can do, which is in opposition to the definition of omnipotence.
>>320059621
all of the obvious ones
MGSV
Fallout 4
Dark Souls 2
Brawl
Binfinite
Every Halo after ODST
>>320072187
It's nice that /pol/ is giving all these normies something to fuss about but I really wish I could stop seeing it on every other board.
>>320070963
damn.... I hope my prequel never says something that hurtful and real to me....
>>320072716
Fuck you
4chan was /pol/ incarnate from its inception
did you show up last summer?
>not wishing to become a god
>>320061293
But that wouldn't work, anon.
You would wish for your own clone so he could make a wish, thus using up your own wish. Now your clone can make a wish, whatever wish he wants. That's the same thing as making the wish yourself.
>>320072829
>trying to come off as an old fag while spouting the summer meme
>>320059621
Spore
>>320072829
/pol/ took existing beliefs among the 4chan community to memey extremes and swept the site's vast teen population up in its edgy bandwagon.
>>320072829
>4chan was /pol/ incarnate from its inception
>>320066529
Explain
>>320071421
holy shit, did your mom forget to do your laundry tonight?
Brawl, I haven't gotten hyped for a game since.
>>320073104
No need to explain this to me, I've been here since 2006, since before /v/ and /pol/ even existed.
>>320073167
Loaded question: My wife does my laundry.
>>320073104
They've also brought in a ton a normalfags who came to the site specifically to be "red pilled" on /pol/. Rather than starting with /b/, which used to be the norm, we have many people starting on /pol/.
So the same way /b/ mentality will spill over into other boards and contaminate them, /pol/ will spill into other boards and push politics into every discussion.
>>320073347
Well then 4chan wasn't /pol/ incarnate since its inception, retard.
>>320070028
If you got you're shit together, already in the career/position that you've aspired to do, and already financially fulfilled then kudos to you.
If not, you're a stupid cunt. So many idiots get married while they're in school or before staring their careers. poor idiots
>>320073104
>/pol/ took existing beliefs among the 4chan community to memey extremes
/pol/ took existing JOKES among the 4chan community as beliefs, they are the actual idiots who think they're in good company
>>320073574
Yes it was, dipshit. They created /pol/ to ferry the shitlords who started coming here when they saw the 4chans on the news. No one told those fucking news turds about the rules.
>they don't know
/pol/ is literally neo nazi shills and underage kiddies who follow along, just filter, report and move on with the thread
>>320072872
what defines a god?
>>320071591
new picks, choose one
>ring of knowledge
you don't gain knowledge instantly, but you will attract it immensely. you easily remember and understand things in a conceptual level. you become more organized and a good planner. you can go through books all day without getting tired
>ring of power
you can master skills much quicker. try a new game, craft, drawing, instrument or sport for a months and you are as good as someone who did it for years. stick with it for years and you are as good as any elite athlete, average korean teenager or top musician, guaranteed. but that doesnt mean your artistic compositions will be creative or innovative, you are just really good at playing the instrument or painting shit. if you are a player, that doesnt mean you will be a good captain or coach either.
>ring of seduction
you become more charismatic. social interactions become easier and easier for you. you will get good at any kind of social thing you use often. if you lie often, you will get good at lying pretty quick. same goes for flirting, argumentation, public speeching and so on.
>ring of creativity
you can link two apparently unconnected concepts extremely easily. you can see metaphors, possibilities and inventions absolutely everywhere. if you had he skillset or the people with the skillset to execute your ideas, you'd be pulling out the most creative and innovative shit the world has ever seem.
>>320073826
Just because some extremists are willing to go to the extreme doesn't mean I can't hold similar views and post about them wherever the fuck I want.
>>320074042
I dunno, immortality and some building supplies for reality and worlds?
>>320059621
Saints Row 3.
Expected a tonal sequel to 2. Got a game that was more "lolz random" than "Everyone is a GTA protagonist: The game".
>>320073826
I only respond to them every dozen or so times I see them where they shouldn't be. They're just too cringe for me after a certain point.
>>320074083
YEAH BRO RESPECT ANARCHY IN THE UK FUCK THE SYSTEM
>>320066114
>Wasting all that time talking when he could have wished for more genies
>>320072829
the thing is /pol/ took only part of it
the spirit of 4chan has always been escapism and FUN for the basement dwellers
FUN at any expense and cost towards others
sensibilities? establishments? humanity? all things to be mocked and made fun of for the fuck of it because to the basement dweller they mean nothing
pollitical correctness is the hot thing right now and as such /pol/ has sipped into the rest of 4chan since it found ground on the kind of FUN everyone here likes to have
if society treasures it we mock it ti spite you
and that puts in scope why our actions throughout the years are so polar opposite
we simple make fun of what others find just
>>320066114
>that part near his mustache in the last panel that isn't colored
>>320074428
>we
ayyy pretty funny senpai
>>320067112
I disagree with your view on open world gameplay. I enjoy having the ability to explore at my leisure. Granted, I don't think this should take away from the story or character development, which leads to the understanding that we will never get a great open world game with an equally great story.
>>320074254
Fuck you, you Lefty cunt. I'm obviously on the Right. I'm not an edgy teenage anarchist. I'm a crusty old miserable man with a wife, a kid, and a mortgage.
>>320074686
>ayyy pretty funny senpai
are you here right this second posting m8?
>>320074836
>everyone not on my side is on the far opposite side
lol
>>320074836
YEAH BROTHER I GET YOU GOVERNMENTS SHOULD BE AFRAID OF THEIR PEOPLE *FIST BUMPS YOU* NO ONE CAN STOP US BROTHER REVOLUTION!!!
>>320059621
FF13
>>320075027
Well, if you're going to mock my craziness, then mock it. Don't conflate it with some retarded meme.
>>320067725
Bonus points include: Codify for minimum standards, and defintions has to be made. Somewhere along the lane, the 2nd and third panel actually happens, because it needs to happen to get a minimum standard.
Because somebody who don't know anything is going to read the law, and they need to know how it works(assuming they understand the way laws are written).
Once you allow precedent in Common Law, you get some really stupid shit because there is no way to purge the precedent. At some point, the definition in a earlier case will poison a later case, by forcing the judge into thinking the case is similar.
>>320071219
>mfw they removed all the stuff that looked cool about it for muh generic open world
>>320074836
>I'm a crusty old miserable man
you said it. Good thing babyboomer culture is dying, out with the trash.
>>320075140
It's so sad when you randomly see a really cringy older person on this site. Can't you just shush and pay your taxes so that /jp/ can keep paying their rent?
>>320075076
Yeah, the State militias should be so brimming with weaponry that Congress should shit their pants every time they cast a vote.
>>320075348
I'm really only 35, nowhere near boomer. I agree though. One day I hope to speed the demise of the boomer generation.
>>320072872
>Wish to become a god
>I cease to exist because gods aren't real
WOW
>>320075516
Fuck you, nigger. This is my site. I was here first. I was around when the Cockmongler smiled and the cake was a lie. I participated in diamond vs metal debates. The pool was closed and the crabs weak spot was exposed.
>>320075656
>>320075782
Gotta make sure anonymous users know your internet cred.
>>320075885
Itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat...
>>320075782
You've been lowering the quality of this site since the beginning then. That is truly sad.
>>320075983
Not really, I lurked a lot more then than I do now.
>>320059621
Is that the Pyro-GX?
>>320075965
Something something habeeb it.
I'm not even old I got here like 2012 and i know that, people can look shit up.
>>320070028
If you were superman/had $$/had a spaceship you would get mad pussy anyway.
>>320076103
it's just an x-wing without the x, it even has a little astromech in the back
>>320076124
Yes, it's unfortunate that people can look things up sometimes. We can't have nice secret in jokes on the internet anymore.
>>320059621
Compared to their previous game, it was shit. Although Dark Messiah is a hard game to top.
>>320076097
>along with 4chan's downfall the long time lurkers, whom were way too insipid to actually contribute to the community in any way, became less afraid to post, thus furthering it's descent
This is getting really deep.
>>320076393
I won't deny it. It's true. As each wave of newfag arrived, the quality of OC dropped. I saw it with my own eyes. Everyone thought that something needed to be said.
>>320059621that
Dark Souls 2.
>>320075782
>im such an oldfag ive been here since row row fight da powa!!!!
No one cares that you read knowyourmeme daily
>>320059621
As you get older without love, you realize just how much better is wish is than all of theirs. I just want someone to hold and understands me
>>320076637
>Everyone thought that something needed to be said.
You and all your married lurker pals decided to speak up, huh?
>>320077178
>implying you need a wish for that
You should go outside more often
>>320070028
as a divorced man
>>320073609
is right.
>>320077276
Going outside is for normies who just wanna bang. I found my true love on the internet.~<3
Worms Clan Wars.
T17 was telling us how it was gonna be THE PC Worms and it ended up being a barely upgraded version of the previous bad console port.
>>320077462
>normies
oh so you're an r9k newbabby? post discarded
>>320077242
I suspect it wasn't the lurkers. It was the newfags. I only got married 3 years ago. This place really is completely different than back then.
>>320077162
I hate that site so much for being what it is. A portal to inauthenticity.
>>320077563
Don't be jelly, anon. You'll find someone too! You just have to go outside more!
>>320077579
So the newfags spoke up? I thought you said it was the lurkers? Are you missing your meds pops?
>>320077742
>implying I don't have at least two grills DTF
I could call either of them and be fucking them in under an hour. Have fun cashing your disability cheques or whatever
It's a hard choice between killing floor 2 and the the feeling I get when I realize the grass is always going to look greener on the other side and I'll never have the motivation, time or effort to grow my own patch of metaphorical grass, or at least not to a standard matching the existing options.
>>320078025
Ah, so you are jelly. Well, maybe when you're older you'll find someone who you can truly mutually care about.Keep your chin up, anon. :)
>>320077997
I didn't say that, someone else did.
>>320078310
cartoon little girls can't love you mutually anon, sorry
>>320075717
I'd say you were strawmanning but the ideology you're trying to build up as a strawman is correct.
>>320067404
>>320069064
I've had it! Why do people shit talk CS so bad?was it the grenades?
After SOC and COP I loved the faction wars. Freedom was so terrible as allies, you'd have to buy up all their sniper rounds just to support them.
>>320078416
They can't be DTF either.
Borderlands 2
>>320078482
>I want to tell you to fuck off but you BTFO me so completely that I can't
takes a big man to admit when he's been utterly anally ravaged. Kudos to you
Gothic 3
>not wishing for 100% immortality
Shiggydiggitydoo.jpeg
But the game that ruined things for me was definitely King's Quest 8. I was hoping for so much more and it killed the series, killed the company, and killed the genre.
Viewtiful Joe: Red Hot Rumble.
VJ was probably my favorite game at the time.
20 selectable characters? Viewtiful Joe combat in a smash bros type game?
I was so hyped. It was a shitty fucking game. 2 out of 5 at best.
One of my biggest disappointments.
>>320070482
>dosh can only accumulate in value
>what is inflation
>game
>not games
X Rebirth, Battlefield Hardline, Diablo 3, MGSV, Mass Effect 3, Goldeneye Rogue Agent, I'll stop here.
>>320070326
im not a 22 year old dad and i have that exhausted, dead-inside look on my face
>depression is fun!
