Isn't Chris's cat cute?
Is he transitioning? You could pass him off for a sort of 50 year old fat ass cat lady with balding hair.
jesus christ
that cat looks like its seen some shit
Guess he can say he has a pussy.
So in the end
Did he ever get laid by pretending to be lesbian?
>>320057393
he's trying to transition by using menopause estrogen on his own
which means he's going to die in the next few years
>>320057828
If he had, you'd know it.
>>320057828
Nope
>>320057851
Judging by how he's been living, he wasn't going to live very long anyways.
>>320057713
>The image doesn't even need to be edited to be Kornheiser'd
>>320057287
Poor cat
>>320057713
The cat knows more about Chris than even we do, so yea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hICl_2RNnBg
Chris. Please.
>>320058046
maybe so but what he's doing is actively dangerous to his health
>>320058141
the love quest never ends
>>320057287
That cat looks like it's in so much pain
>>320057287
>a man pretending to be a lesbian
Note to moderators, Chris-chan is one of the most famous gaming celebrities in the world, standing shoulder-to-shoulder with such luminaries as IcyCalm and Phil Fish, therefore this thread *IS* on topic. If you delete it I will have no choice but to email the 4chan administrator, Hiro, and have him remove you from your position.
This doesn't directly apply to Chris, but
>there are autistic and emotionally unstable people who, in a fit of rage over the smallest thing, will take it out on their pets
>>320057713
I bet CEC is a furry into bestiality.
>yeah, thouchig this pussy's clit will show the world I'm not gay!
I miss the days of his silly comics coming out, his medallion, and his creepy dating adventures
It's sad to see what he's become.
BATTO TOAWDZ
>>320057851
Is doing that viable to use?
>>320058442
>dating adventures
you mean trolls fucking with him?
>>320058501
Only if you use testosterone blockers with it (which Chris isn't)
All he's doing he making himself bald quicker and putting himself at SEVERE risk of DVT
>>320058501
no, you have to take androgen blockers if you're on estrogen if i'm not mistaken
otherwise it causes loads of complications
>>320057393
He now calls himself Christine, uses female pronouns and states he's a "Female soul lesbian"
DON'T
>>320058771
>He thinks this will get him layed
>>320058575
Not necessarily that, but more like the story about the gamestop girl.
And him wanting a boyfriend-free girl and his heart 20% shattered
>>320058318
Scum of the earth
>>320058771
He also wears MLP cosplay from time to time.
>>320057851
Source on this? Who the fuck taught him to do this, sounds like advising teenagers to get drunk off anti freeze
>>320057287
That cat doesn't look chill at all
>>320059023
would you be?
Even the Chandler family's pets are fucking fat and unhealthy.
>>320057287
that poor pussy....
>>320058915
He legit does. He's outright stated that he can be with women of any sexuality because he has a male body and a lesbian soul. He really believes it too.
>>320059016
It's probably something he half-pieced together.
What will /v/ be like when CWC has a heart attack and dies?
I'll miss this guy, I know more about Chris than I know about family.
>>320057287
That cat looks sad
>>320057287
Is this chris's way of telling people he's gay or something?
Like, if he's a woman it's OK to like men? I mean, using CWC logic, this is probably the case right?
....At least his room is tidier.
where did it go so wrong
>>320059016
He thought it up himself and naturally, ignores all advice to stop. Because anyone disagreeing with him is a troll
if he ever has children (kek) i bet they look like this
>>320059401
He's a lesbian who likes women, shitlord
>>320058501
There's a damn good reason people aren't supposed to take hormones of any kind without very close doctor monitoring and measurement.
Hormones aren't something to just fuck around with willy-nilly.
>>320057851
Isn't that for the best anyway
>>320059401
He's a lesbian tomboy.
>>320059312
>>320059439
Wait, are you talking about the estrogen cream he's rubbing on his breasts?
>>320059337
There is always chip-chan that keeps going.
http://aassdd.viewnetcam.com/CgiStart?page=Multi&Language=0&Page=1&Resolution=320x240&Interval=0&Quality=Standard&Mode=Motion&PageLayout=Div4
For more info, google about it, or ask /x/.
>>320059401
>Is this chris's way of telling people he's gay or something?
>Like, if he's a woman it's OK to like men? I mean, using CWC logic, this is probably the case right?
No. He thinks he's a lesbian. He really, really hates men. To the point he's paranoid whenever he's around them.
>....At least his room is tidier.
His house burned down and was rebuilt. He's only been living in it a few months
>>320057851
>>320059439
>>320059556
He is also taking estrogen pills because he wants breasts
>>320058883
CALL
>TRANS LESBIAN WOMAN
I don't understand... That just makes him a faggot wearing womans clothes...
>>320057713
>>320059806
he's had breasts for most of his life
>>320059497
It probably is. He's too far gone, beyond saving. The only thing we can hope for is that Barb dies and he becomes a ward of the state, and then finally someone with psychiatric knowledge can look at this broken mess of a person properly and STOP him from destroying whatever's left of himself.
>>320059852
>>320059458
You know what this means?
After the shit on 4chins and you tube he retreated to tumblr, that's where he's hiding since his father died. That why he's a demonstrably massive homo-bi-trans-catkin-lesbian.
>>320059849
He's smart enough to know that it gives him points with the SJW crowd.
>>320059852
nicely done!
>>320059901
No one on this planet has the patience or skill to salvage anything from the mess of shit that is Chris.
>>320060069
Lock him up in a psychiatric retreat somewhere, with NO internet access, for about a year, and he might become somewhat normal.
I miss old chris :(
>>320059901
But there is nothing left. Whatever "Chris" ever was is gone. The only thing left is Tumblr ideologies. He's a walking, talking manifestation of a website.
>>320060069
>tfw the last thing Bob saw before he died was the infant stages of the tranny chris saga
Bob may have been a shitty human being but he deserved better.
>>320059852
>>320060069
Judging by how easy his transition in to homofaggotry was he could very easily change back. He just needs a little motivation.
>>320060171
He use to be funny disturbing, now hes just plain disturbing.
>>320060205
Well, one could argue that there wasn't a whole lot of chris to begin with. He's a boring, boring person, whose only "accomplishment" is creating a boring fictional mashup of two existing characters and his insanities, which make him appealing to read about but not to hang around with. His tumblr ideologies are the same as they always were, his "boyfriend phobia" is just "man phobia" now, it's the same. He's the same person he always was, just much, much sadder now that he's way into his 30s.
>>320060226
The only shitty part about Bob was that he let Barb spoil Chris. If Barb wasn't a huge enabler, Chris would have turned out at least a little normal.
>>320060226
was bob shitty? I think he was just overcome with disappointment and he got no help from chris' mom
>>320060226
There is even a vid of Tomgirl Chris talking in his aggravating "feminine" accent and you can hear Bob's pained cries coming from downstairs. he died only days after Chris uploaded it
So, Let's say Sonic never took off.
Where would have Chris gravitated towards in his infancy?
>>320060391
Bob was the one who convinced chris to live off his 'monthly tugboat' like a parasite.But then again Chris got fired from fucking wendys so maybe that wasn't a bad call
>>320060490
What, show me this, this is actually heart rending.
>>320060171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=LsFeQTlFoEk
>>320060548
Nintendo. He was also a big fan of them and still is.
He never got the memo that Sega and Nintendo were rivals. hell he thought Pokemon's rival was Harry Potter for fucks sake
>>320060391
Bob was just as bad. All of Chris' racist, sexist, and homophobic tendencies came entirely from Bob. He also contributed to Chris' narcissism and egotism, though not as much as Barb.
>>320058283
it is more likely than you might expect
>>320060548
yoshi for some reason he attracts autistis like a super magnet i mean have you seen deviant art?
>>320060837
NO
ONE
CARES
ABOUT
YOUR
STUPID
SELF
PUBLISHED
BOOKS
>>320060847
I wonder what his eggs smell like haha
You know how whenever you see a picture or a story about some fucked up tranny and you wonder how they got that way? Chris's life is a documented case of how those faggots got that way.
>>320057287
>I seriously hope you guys don't think Sonic's arms are blue
>>320061005
case in point
>>320059401
>>320059641
Look at that stack of clutter behind him though on the top left. Their garbage is already starting to accumulate again.
You think at least his mother would have learned better after their house burned down with all that junk piled everywhere
>>320060680
Sauce where he said that? Never heard it before.
>>320057287
My name is Christian Weston Chandler, and welcome to Jackass.
>>320061241
i mean thats how sega redesigned him thats how it is now if your too autistic to accept that minor fact then maybe you should consider suicide
What would Chris be like if we'd never found him?
>>320061334
I bet all of those tubs are full of the thousands of American taxpayer dollars and white knight donations worth of Legos he's bought since the fire.
>tfw you will never crash into slumber
Good feeling>tfw archive was taken down
>>320057287
>mighty lesbian
>>320057851
I wonder what /v/ will be like on the day of Chris-chan's death, assuming it's still around.
>>320059016
there's a video of him applying it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxpRkMxTMAE
>>320057287
>that housefire
>that status
>"I know liking means you show appreciation but this is no time to like my status this is a tragedy!"
>150 likes
>>320061460
Likely the same.
It's actually kind of interesting.
Years down the road documentation on his life could even be used for research on psychological studies and mental health. In that sense our constant stalking of him probably let him do the best thing he'd ever be capable of.
>>320061612
>>320060667
What is this music from?
Sounds so familiar
>e-celeb cancer
Fuck off
>>320060682
>All of Chris' racist, sexist, and homophobic tendencies came entirely from Bob.
Based Bob.
>>320061508
>>320061460
He was already doing his Attraction Sign shit and already created Sonichu by the time he was discovered by the internet. He'd likely be the same, but his descent would have been slower.
>>320060682
>All of Chris' racist, sexist, and homophobic tendencies came entirely from Bob.
Too bad they didn't stick.
>>320061770
>being newfag cancer
fuck off
>>320061770
cwc is not a celebrity you fucking cancer
>>320061362
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Harry_Potter
>>320061460
Probably a toned down version of his current self.
Still fucking nuts and obsessed with finding boyfriend free girls, but not completely mentally destroyed
>>320061770
>e-celeb
Chris is a national treasure of /v/, fuck off newfag
>>320059852
>man
>>320059016
>>320057851
>>320058678
>>320058684
>>320059494
Why can't you assholes just be happy for Christine and let her feel good about herself? What do you get out of constantly bullying her?
Check yourselves, assholes.
Chris is proof that trannies are just nutcases who should be liquidated by the state.
>>320061770
CWC threads long predate eceleb cancer threads.
>>320060680
>Nintendo. He was also a big fan of them and still is.
The hell are you talking about? Chris is a Sony Pony, he spent over $8,000 of your taxpayer dollars on his PS3.
>That screencap of some old clockbox calling Chris "hon".
He is fully integrated into the transgender community now. He has found a place where he belongs with all the other unpassable transwomen who never had a chance because they didn't start hormones before 12.
You know, given it all Chris still seems reasonably comfortable with the living situation, and also seems reasonably happy all things considered, and is still as passionate as ever about Sonic and vidya in general even given Sega's fall from grace. More than that, Chris doesn't really seem to care what anyone thinks, she/he is going to wear that medallion in public and keep drawing weird fetishistic Sonic porn and grow a pair of tits and buy games off of public assistance / social security and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it no matter how many people on the internet are gawking.
I'm debt-free with a grad school education, a decent career and a well-adjusted family. I go to church on Sundays, I don't spend beyond my means and tend to keep to myself.
Lost interest in vidya, and most things, years ago. I don't have any friends, not even fake ones online. It'd take a lot for me to post a video or any sort of named post anywhere, let alone several a day.
It's been a long, long time since I was happy.
>>320062040
is this you
>>320062061
By that logic, half of /v/ is proof white males should be liquidated.
![500px-Dexter_Goes_Outside_&_Disrobes[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bMdUGai.jpg "500px-Dexter_Goes_Outside_&_Disrobes[1].jpg")
>>320061743
why did chris-chan basically turn into this version of Dexter, from "Dimwit Dexter"?
>>320061903
Oh, the racism is still there and he still hates gay men and fears becoming a gay man himself.
And you know his dream woman is still a surrogate Barb he can fuck.
>>320058771
>>320057287
Remember, being a tranny and wanting to cut off your dick has NO connection to a history of mental illness and depression according to modern "progressive" thinking.
>>320060548
One of the autist magnet Pokemon, like Gardevoir.
>>320061448
Relax, nigger. His bald spot reminded me of George Costanza.
>>320062168
Very funny you fat fuck. You're just jealous about Christine transitioning into a beautiful, free independent woman because you don't have the balls to do it youa'reselve
>>320060391
Doesn't Chris have a realtively normal brother though?
>>320062163
chris is too stupid to be unhappy
>>320062125
He also has every Nintendo console since the N64 at the very least and spent a truckload on amiibos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuaW5IzbnUc
>>320062418
His brother has an ego on par with Chris' own
>>320062418
Half brother, and they are normalish, hated toy story 3 and obvious parent issues but normal otherwise
VIDEO GAMES
>>320062418
Half-brother. Cole is an egotistical fuck, too, but at least he's allegedly married and has a full-time job.
>>320062257
Who gives a flying fuck about conservative or progressive thinking? Post some medical research or shut the fuck up about it, you bible-fed cocksucker.
Who wins in a fight?
Old Chris or New Chris?
Old Chris believes New Chris is an impostor and is ready to deploy curse-ye-hame-has.
New Chris has mace and finds old Chris repulsive
Bonus MatchYoung Chris enters the fray and he just won
>>320062257
Psychfag in a liberal college here. They absolutely acknowledge a correlation with mental illness but think its the other way around -- that not identifying with your bodily sex, plus all the bullying and pressure and shit causes it.
>>320062601
its /v/ culture
>>320062418
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Cole_Smithey
>>320062603
>thinking marriage is a good thing
>>320059852
I can't stop laughing.
>>320062626
The amount of doublethink that goes in in colleges astounds me.
>>320062601
fuck off if you don't participate in chris chan threads outside of saying retarded shit like video games
this is a bigger part of /v/ than you could ever be
>>320062616
Young Chris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcDotlrD5JE
>Chris will die before his mother
This is a scary possibility
>>320062670
It honestly isn't. 99% of the reason we talk about CWC doesn't have shit to do with Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.
>>320062701
it's a normal activity, not necessarily good or bad
>>320062616
Somehow both of them would end up dying in a fight to the death
>>320062832
No its board culture, not video game culture.
>>320062163
Happiness is a choice.
>>320062832
it doesn't matter
if you weren't a newfag you would know this
>>320062823
I dunno, Barb has been kind of on the threshold of Death's door for a while now. I'd say she has maybe two or three years tops left.
The last time she was sighted in public, the eyewitnesses said she looked weak and frail and Chris had to help her walk.
>>320062616
Obviously old chris would try and hit on new chris
>>320062418
>Normal
Cole is the exact same as Chris, just without the autism. Same ego issues and all.
>>320062832
You're a fucking faggot, dude.
>>320062163
Nice blog.
>>320062615
Go back to Buzzfeed, cock-jockey.
>it's already been a year since he pierced his taint
man does time fly
>>320062163
You're a tool.
>>320063021
>Old Chris: Oh boy golly, you sure seem like a nice looking sweetheart. What's your name?
>New Chris: Christine, pleasure to meet you
>Old Chris: Lovely name of yours. So uh, what do you like?
>New Chris: Thank you handome, I like Soni..
>Old Chris: BOY GOLLY YOU LIKE SONIC TOO
>New Chris: Well I guess we have a lot in common
>Old Chris: So Christine, want to come to my place?
And then it all goes down from there
>There are people in this world that will support this kind of fucked up atrocity
It's a sad sad world. Mentally ill used to be killed because they weren't fit to live normal lives. All trannies are mentally ill and if the suicide doesn't get them their shortened life span will thankfully.
>>320063072
>Giggling and gossiping over some fucked up loser nobody on a video game board
Yeah man, I'm the faggot.
I couldn't care about him now. I remember back in the day it was pretty funny but now it's just so incredibly sad and disturbing.
Pity is all I feel.
>>320062823
whys he talking about battletoads?
>>320062163
>lost interest in vidya
>still posts on /v/
>>320062040
Look man, I've got nothing against trans people like most of /v/, but Chris is slowly killing himself (herself if I wanna be really kind). I expect he'll do be dead within the next 5 years.
>>320062832
Alright then faggot let's talk Sonic.
Sonic 2 is the only good game, it's a garbage franchise for autists.
That was a good discussion about Sonic.
>>320062823
Barb is already dead.
It's just bugs animating her
>>320063597
He thinks 4chan will rally behind him to get his Gamestop bam lifted by pandering with Battletoads.
mfw
>>320063693
>Wooo
>>320063597
He thinks a 4chan meme will gather him an army
Why do I always find these threads past 1am.
Shit just depresses me.
>>320063837
4chan gets pretty shit in the dark hours
How many CWC's can you take on in a fight?
>>320063837
if you think about it, its always past 1 am, man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFQrhp84jDo
The significance goes way beyond indeed
>>320063407
>hey guys lets bitch about [console] and AAA hype for the 1573682348273654th time
Once you stop being new and the fun of underage shitposting wears off, you'll understand why these threads are a thing.
>>320057828
>HelloLadyFans
>Only Email me at [email protected], please. I personally look forward to meeting and getting better acquainted with the ladies who like me from the distance. AND Honesty is always a positive turn on for me, so please use your real name when emailing me; No anonymosity at all, please. Also, please do attach a most current photo of yourself. Thank you.
at least the nigga tryin, idk
This is what a trap is supposed to look like
>CWCvilleLibrary got shut down
What will I do with my free time now?
>>320063978
>hey guys lets bitch about [console] and AAA hype for the 1573682348273654th time
Why are you here? Have you tried reddit?
>>320064014
>>320064074
Think there's backup accounts going right now
>>320062389
>baiting this hard
>>320064045
That's a trap? If so, that is all I could ever want in life is to have that as my bang slave.
>>320063315
>>320064045
Wh-what?
No way that's a boy..
>>320063315
you could just have posted this
I've got autism myself, and Chris just, I don't even know, he's just this enigma I guess. I could be wrong, but I feel that the people that are interested in Chris the most seem to be autistic people like myself.
>>320062163
>a grad school education, a decent career and a well-adjusted family
>on /v/
>>320062823
He's gonna shoot up a gamestop once a doctor tells him he has 6 months to live
>>320063397
There's ample evidence for a judge to admit this person to a psyche ward indefinitely, but they don't want to deal with civil rights groups, so they just slap him on the wrist and send him on his way after assaulting Gamestop employees.
If you ever want to know what's wrong with Murika's mental health system and how they don't deal with legit crazy people, look no further than CWC
>>320063837
If you made it during daytime reddit would set you on fire for making fun of a member of the lgbtqebrepreabejdkkleanfuckqownqweo community
>>320064371
Bingo
Go check KiwiFarms if you have the time, some of those "people" are sadder than the autist they dedicate their life to
>>320064371
I'd call you autistic but you already beat me to it
Why do people keep saying chris has 'tumblr ideologies'
He's a crazy tranny sure but I don't think he's been in contact with tumblr
>>320064639
He got it from somewhere. He didn't decide this all on his own.
>>320062823
that is a hilarious possibility
>>320063315
>one thing leads to another
>both Chris' start making out
>things getting hot and heavy
>New Chris takes off his pants
>Old Chris realizes he's been making out with a guy
>>320060847
>>320060548
Hey guys, I'd like to show you my original character. I'm hoping he'll make for a great series of comic books, and eventually a video game. His names Yoshu (get it?) and he loves running, spending time with his darling sweetheart Birdochu and zapping to the extreme.
Please do not edit or use him without my permission. Yoshu is not gay.
>>320062905
those poor guys dont know what catastrophe lays just only to their right, ignorance is bliss
>>320064639
Tumblr is filled with the same kind of mentally ill people among the porn blogs
>>320064726
He posted footage of him self playing games before the advent of let's plays, he played with little mlp toys before bronies, he drew horrible, uninspired, copyright infringing anthropomorphic self insert fantasy comics before deviantart
..he's an artisan and pioneer
>>320064097
If you're actually here to discuss videogames, then you're definitely still new. Only children would seriously enjoy the ceaseless shitflinging between retarded fanboys, the new waves on underage posters failing to understand why any game more than a few years old is good, and the crippling autism of the general userbase that makes any sort of subtlety impossible. You can claim to be an oldfag if you want, but I know that you aren't, because I was the same way as you many years ago. Like I said, one day you'll understand.
>>320064804
>Old Chris: So we gonna do this?
>New Chris: There's always time to learn something new
>Old Chris: That's one sexy body of yours Christine
>New Chris: Oh Chris, you always know what to say
>(Sex Happens)
>Old Chris: DAMN 4CHAN BASTARDS FOOLED ME AGAIN! CURSE YE HAME HA!
>>320064851
what are you gonna do about it?
>>320061770
this faggot again
>>320064972
You ARE wrong about me being a newfag, but as you say, my claims don't matter. But you haven't answered my question. Why are you here?
Why is the thread no longer bumping?
wow, chris finally got the pussy he wanted
>>320065370
internet lumberjack is chopping us down. Some say he does it for free.
>>320065370
mods shadowdeleted the thread
>>320065029
its a yellow yoshi
its a fuckin given.
>>320065469
For free? What pathetic madman would do that?
>>320065370
offtopic but not enough to go to /trash/ board. mods wouldnt if it was about chris doing something vidya related
>>320064014
>BRAZZERS
>>320065248
For the meta threads, friendo. Haven't you been paying attention?
>>320057713
chris shits his pants on a regular basis. its absolutely certain the cat has seen some shit
>his mother stopped doing his clothes washing to attempt to force him to do soemthing about it and he just started shitting the bed
>>320064972
tl;dr
>>320063945
>implying anyone here can survive a Curseyehameha
>>320064448
>shoot up a Gamestop
>casualties end up being amiibos and GAs who have nothing to live for anyway
Everyone wins?
>>320065796
Clyde Cash did.
>>320065029
Now draw Birdochu with a dick to really get him mad.
