Whaaack-hoo! I'm Whacka!! Just another picture-perfect day on /v/!
*whacks*
LEAVE NOW
pssh...nothin personnel
>>320051353
What does his fleshy puss filled bump taste like?
w-what are you thinking about Mario?
>>320051353
whackas been dead for fucking years let it go man
IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE DELICIOUS?
>>320051353
*Teleports behind you*
Psssh... nothing personell... WAHOO!
*Smacks you with hammer*
Am I the only one that only hit Whacka once for the recipe?
>>320054034
yes. I made him extinct in every game he's appeared in
>>320054034
>Am I the only-
no
>>320051353
Oh no, not this trauma-inducing shit again. He haunts me to this day.
NO! WHACKA! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!
NOT TODAY, MOTHERFUCKERS
EARTHQUAKE UP IN THIS BITCH
>>320051353
If a Whacka bump tastes delicious I wonder what a whole Whacka tastes like?
>>320055538
>>320051353
>doesn't even show up in later games
That is how you know they will be shit.
>Mario RPGs will never have characters as unique as this ever again
Only the soulless japs would come up with something so fucked up in a kid's game. Figures this "nation" is behind Unit 731 when it makes shit like this commonplace.
>>320056503
DO WE FUCKING NEED IT!
AREN'T PRE-EXISTING MARIO CHARACTERS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!
>>320056736
You know what we need more of, Miyamoto-san? Nameless toad NPCs.
>>320056521
The fuck are you on about?
>>320056503
what are you talking about anon? aren't you excited to meet the new Chain Chomp? or this Monty Mole King who probably has some wacky background tragic story?
>>320056736
oh h-hi George Lucas-san, I d-didn't see you there!
>he becomes forgetful the more you hit him
>>320056875
This is just a rehash of TTYD, change it
>>320056736
Most people in TTYD were pre-existing Mario characters, like minor enemies from Mario 2 such as Mowzers, or new spinoffs of established things like Koopatrols. What you've done, Mr Miyamoto, is force Toads into everything. Fucking Toads.
>>320057423
is Scrappy Doo ok to be in the game?
>whack Whacka around
>think nothing of it as a kid
>now it sort of disturbs me as an adult
what happened
>>320057510
>Don Piantissimo
>the naughty Boos duo at the gambling place
>Koopinator
>KP Pete
>never again
in fact, Glitzville ALONE beats the entirety of the shitty Sticker Star cast
>>320057656
Conscience grew.
>>320051353
Whack off.
>>320057656
Kids are cruel.
>>320051353
>playing SPM
>hit Wacka a bunch of times
>notice his speech starts becoming slurred and incoherent as I keep hitting him
>eventually he doesn't come back, and there's that girl there who's freaking out because he was her only friend and now she doesn't know where he is
This was the absolute worst feeling. Fucking cruel, Nintendo.
>>320058146
Jack.
>>320058446
fuck, man
>>320057751
RAAAAWK
>>320058446
>cruel of Nintendo to reveal the darkness in mankind
You bully you.
>>320053740
What does it taste like?
>>320057572
That's not what you call my son
Do you think this is a fucking game?
>>320059226
>kill them
>>320057510
NOBODY GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THOSE THINGS
WERE THEY IN NSMB?
NO! BUT THOSE GAMES SORD GANGBUSTERS SO WE DON'T NEED THEM
>>320059038
Salty bags of coins and milk.
>>320056521
Sounds like grandpa is having flashbacks again.
>>320057510
>force Toads into everything. Fucking Toads.
