This nigger is raping my ass, wat do?
Acquire skill.
Lightning and rolling to the right.
Also high pose.
>>320049632
Stop dodging backwards, dodge into his attacks (so you end up behind him/on his side).
psht
look at this casul
*unzips uchigatana +15*
wakarimasen dayo desu
*casts sunlight blade*
this is barely a fraction of my REAL POWER!
*casts power within*
... step aside and let the real warriors fight
*teleports behind him*
it's over
*slashes until the guardian blasts into 9000 pieces*
psht, let this be a lesson, casul
>>320049632
He raped my ass as well. Learn his attacks and the response. I did this shit in crimson set and a halbered becauase I havent put any points into health or stamina. Shit sucked ass but I did it so you shouldnt have too mich trouble if you have either of those.
>>320049632
Brace yourself, considering that he is by far the easiest boss of the DLC.
Don't use magic or elemental weapons. Think you can poison him. Or just persist.
>>320049632
Acquire proficiency.
Literally a skill check. It's not very resilient, but very aggressive and deadly at every range, the latter of which is something you'll encounter a lot in the DLC.
>>320049937
What animes fo they actually do that obnoxious shit? All the ones Ove watched have been Punch monkey brawls.
>>320050165
Artorias is the easiest boss in the DLC though, and one of the easiest late game bosses in general.
>>320050564
>Artorias
>easier than Nito, Seath, BoC, Four Kings and Gwyn
yeah no
>>320050747
Artorias doesn't do anything that's incredibly bullshitty. he jumps around a lot but most of his shit is easy to deal with.
>>320050747
Seath is harder than Artorias.
Four Kings in NG+ is one of the hardest boss battles in the game.
Wait til you get to fucking Kalameet. That asshole. Everything else in the DLC was fairly simple, but that fucking dragon was something else.
>>320050747
Four kings are jerks.
When one decides he's just gonna pull away and use magic until another spawns is the worst.
>>320050564
Probably. His attacks are well telegraphed.
After I died a few times to him, I got his moveset down. However, he's punishing quicky sippies harshly.
>>320049632
Use a condom
>>320049937
>Dark katana lord
>not even holding a katana
>>320050965
>Seath
the easiest joke boss ever.
Just circle around him and shoot him with your crossbow.
>>320050260
Isn't Aizen the king of doing this shit?
Except the difference is that he's generally a cool and intriguing character without any cringe.
>>320050965
What.
How can you say that.
Seath is so slow, the only way to get hit is to be greedy and get tail slammed because he has so much fucking health.
Artorias comes after your ass all the time and is a bitch to midroll.
I don't understand.
>>320049632
take off your armor until you can fastroll
>>320050978
Kalameet is optional, but he's mostly not bullshit. Until you try to cut his tail. Then if you're dex you cry.
>>320051338
>people using ranged weapons in dark souls
top kek
>>320050965
Seath is right above Pinwheel.
Maybe.
>>320049937
>sneakers
>unfit
>neckbear
Every time it gets me.
These images have potential, but are ultimately squandered.
>>320051338
>he uses long-range weapons in DS
Dude
Seath is still a bitch tho, keep following one of his tentacles on the side, he'll never catch you. Just look out for the widest crystal attack.
>>320051591
why are they there, then?
I play with the stuff I get. If I can cheat my way through it in easy mode, the game design is just shit.
>>320051549
Oh he's not bullshit, he's just actually hard. And yeah, cutting his tail is a nightmare. Even as STR, tbqh.
>>320051648
fuck off nigger with your nigger pictures
>>320051351
>Except the difference is that he's generally a cool and intriguing character without any cringe.
>>320051691
>neckbeard
come on dude, that's clearly a goatee
>>320049632
Magic babby
>>320051974
>bleach isn't good
>therefore all characters aren't good either
You can hate on Bleach's ridiculous story and power levels all you want, but Aizen was something else.
He's literally the only reason people still read the manga, myself not included.
>>320049632
Try dodging his attacks and hiting him until his healthbar is depleted.
>>320051967
Seath is right above Pinwheel.
Maybe.
>>320051351
Ah. Never touched bleach and naruto back in the day. Was a onepiss fan.
Roll, same for all the other DLC bosses. The DLC had the best bosses in the game.
>>320050965
>Seath is harder than Artorias
What the fuck.
You literally just walk towards him then away from him and attack when you're close, it's impossible to even get hit. If Pinwheel weren't in the game, he would be the easiest boss by far.
>>320050260
It happens exactly once in hellsing.
Yumi or whatever the name of the crazy multiple personality disorder jap from iscariot does it when walter steps on andersons remains and calls him trash.She gets BTFO and it is the most hilarious "serious" moment they haveno really she fucking moves at light speed and then pops off with something like "youre already dead" then fucking explodes
>>320052490
Anything's better than that pic
>>320053072
Seath is right above Pinwheel.
Maybe.
>>320053072
There's no pleasing you, is there.
>>320053127
Not counting the dumb frogposters of course
>>320053219
Seath is right above Pinwheel.
Maybe.
>>320053368
Seath is right above Pinwheel.
Maybe.
>>320049632
Pretty much what everyone is saying. Dodge and lightning.
>>320053219
>>320053072
>>320051967
You giant faggot.
>>320049632
what type of game is this heh
>>320053587
It's a video game.
>>320053587
Western style RPG, I guess.
1) Don't get raped
2) If raped, enjoy it
>>320053587
Fantasy Raping Simulator: Yiff Edition
>>320049632
Beat him, then Artorias, then come back to the arena.
Get a shield with high stability, maybe something like the eagle shield just so theres not a ton of carry weight.
>>320053585
To be fair, I didn't say there's anything wrong with this pic >>320052490
>>320049632
1. Hit the enemy
2. Don't get hit yourself (important!)
You are now gud.
>>320054746
You didn't actually play the game, did you?
>>320054598
>bring a shield
>next boss is artorias
>next is manus "overheads and 5 hit combo"
Don't. The dlc isn't made to block through.
>>320049632
I think he has a big opening after his lightning spray attack, you should be able to get a few hits in. He's a tough boss for sure, but like most bosses the key is not to get too greedy, get your hits in then get out.
>>320054902
Sure I did. I used that strategy for every enemy in the game. It worked exceedingly well.
>>320054902
advanced souls fight strats
1. evade to the side
2. attack enemy until it dies
>>320055197
I asked because it's exactly the other way around.
Survival is always more important than victory. I thought you were just echoing other posts.
>>320055476
I placed them in a random order. Don't read too much into it.
>>320055016
Hey I did. Artorias Greatshield is OP as fuck with PVE.
>>320055664
You were being imprecise about a critical affair, and I saw an opportunity to appear smug. It's a win-win.
In this case, a win-win for me. You get a double loss.
>>320055827
Don't you need like 30 st 20 dex 16 int 16 fai to wear that thing.
>>320056463
Probably something like that. You should probably have that anyway though, bruh. Im strength building now, but I need 32 str and 18 dex for my dark knight greatsword.
>>320054746
Number two is more or less impossible for some fights like 4kings.
>>320049632
Only difficulty I had with that fight was cutting the tail until I realised when he would lower his tail after certain attacks.
>>320049632
He's a tough cookie. You should give up and admit defeat as soon as possible.legitimately was the hardest boss in Dark Souls, for me
>>320057101
Nah Manus is harder
>>320057101
Don't go back to his arena, famigilia
>>320049632
Get his tail now cause it's going to be impossible when 2 of them show up.
>>320049632
Get in the robot shinji
>>320049937
Has there ever been an actual neck beard who went out and tried to travel the world like their animes?
>>320058782
the real world isn't as interesting as the anime world
>>320050965
>Seath
>Harder than anyone in the game besides Pinwheel
Fuck it nigger, Seath is even easier than Bell Tower Gargoyles and Ceaseless "Run Back to the Fogwall" Discharge.
>>320049632
Here's the best advice anyone can give you. Lighten your load until you have a fast roll and only approach after his roar or when he puts his tail down, otherwise he's just going to jump away and you're going to waste your stamina.
>>320049632
Take the knot
That or just keep trying
>mfw frozen outpost
>mfw lud and zed with AI phantoms
>>320059736
>beast with primarily feline components and no canine components
>knot
Get your fantasy penises straight, anon.
>>320049632
Accept your cultural enrichment.
Just let it happen, it'll all be over
>>320049632
Stay close and in front of him to bait out the swipe combo. It's by far the easiest of his attacks to dodge (by rolling backwards) and it takes him ages to recover from, so you can walk up and whap him in the face a few times.
>>320050747
Artorias move set is very predictable and every attack is telegraphed
>>320055345
>Spamming crystal weapon falchion r1s
Fells good casul
What is the absolute best shitter weapon for pvp in Dark Souls?
I like the claymore but it's too balanced.
I need outright unfair shit, like falchion r1s or strong surprise combustion and black flame
>>320058782
There was the guy who tried to hunt down Osama with a katana
