Dammit, /v/. I caved. I caved and paid a dollar for a digital badge.
How fucked am I?
It's all downhill from here
Kill yourself to be quite honest family
>>320043201
It's a slippery slope, goy
It's like drinking. You're not damned to have another, but you are more likely to have another after having one.
![Chris-Roberts-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Nz7hyEG.jpg "Chris-Roberts-2[1].jpg")
Have you heard of Star Citizen?
Did you do it for your waifu?
>minimumthreeplays.jpg
>Not getting it in two
>>320043201
I did my best but I couldn't catch that zelda
It was the closest I got from wanting to give money to the bunny
I paid $31 to unlock everything in Pokemon Picross and I want to kill myself.
>tfw you think Baito is one of the most genuinely good new Nintendo characters because he has an actual personality
>He's stuck to p2w bullshit
I'm just salty because every single time I get free plays I can get all of the viruses from the Dr. Mario machines except the blue one, come the fuck on.
>>320044385
>baito's animations have more personality than most entire AAA games have nowadays
such a faggot like always, op
>>320044354
I actually really liked Picross because it's something I've been meaning to get into. I'm pretty fucking mad they hit you with the paywall super early, though.
>Did 4/5 upgrades on my energy bar from the start because I thought I was smart
>Realized you have to use bits to unlock the levels
FUCK
>>320044538
At least it's not a traditional F2P game that jews you forever. once you spend $30 you can get everything for free, so it's basically as if you bought a retail game at that point.
I'm still mad I gave in though.
>>320043201
You can get that badge with a single free try from the practice crane.
You should seriously consider self termination.
>>320044163
He broke me, anon. My free plays freed her up and I caved.
>>320044817
I tried that and failed. She just kinda fell over.
>>320044918
>>320044817
That's really how the game gets you. Your free plays will get you 9/10 of the badges and you know that if you just had one more play you could get the last one, and if you wait until tomorrow the pattern will reset.
It's kind of brilliant really.
>>320043201
Don't worry. I did too
Such fucking bullshit. It's set up so that you need 3 plays at minimum to get herHow did they know WW was my favorite Zelda?
>>320045130
They knew EXACTLY what was going on with this one; It's not like others where you can just stab the pile and get 10 for 1 play, you have to clean the scale or else it grabs her and pulls her loose.
>>320045143Because WW is most fun Zelda.
![spongebob+squarepants+skill+crane+episode[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4ko6CBV.jpg "spongebob+squarepants+skill+crane+episode[1].jpg")
>>320044918
>>320045130
>>320045368
This game made me appreciate Skill Crane as one of the best post-S3 Spongebob episodes
>>320045130
They have yet to put any badges up that i care about so i dont mind the reset. I got all the male Inklings which were the only ones i cared to get with free plays.
Once they put up badges i have any interest in then we'll see if i'm willing to fork over any cash. Until then i'm keeping my money.
>>320045460
My luck was bad enough it took FOUR plays to get her.
Then I switched over to the bottle crane and got 1 firfillion badges with my last plays.
Sucks.
>>320045143
>grab circle
>then grab Zelda
>2 plays
how are people using more than 2 plays on this
>>320046672
That's what I tried, but there's still too much weight on the right side of the scale
>>320046672
>>320046801
This is what I did and I got Zelda. I guess I was just really lucky with the timing and Zelda passed over while the scale was on the slight downswing.
where are the fucking fire emblem badges
>>320047640
Oh, I'm sure we'll have at least a few weeks of nothing but.
They'll make Lucina and whoever pic related is harder to snag than WW Zelda.
>>320043201
It's pretty messed up how it looks like a big badge but it's actually a small one.
>>320047640
We'll get FE Fates badges whenever that game comes out over here.
>>320048417
>never ever
>the practice catcher today is impossible
Thanks, you nigger rabbit
>>320049079
I got 20 practice badges, it's easy once you know how to tackle it.
>>320049840
I got 15. I hardly suck at this game, but WW Zelda was fucking rigged.
>>320049840
How do you tackel having a 2-cent chinese hook to grab the fucking totem with?
>>320050310
It's easy anon, it's just a matter of placing it slightly to the left to snag onto it, there's a little gap for it to latch on to. Once you do that you get a huge slide of badges.
>>320050310
You knock over all the badges on the side, then lift the totem long enough for everything to fall past it.
>>320050820
>mfw you get a flag for free while your plays are active.
>>320051096
I have a free flag for every day that set was up.
>>320043201
What? Where? I started collecting yesterday and all I got is mario and fucking animal crossing.
>>320051460
Did you also get the free bob-ombs?
>>320046672
>2 plays
I call bullshit.
Just try it, and the scale goes u and knocks Zelda out of the claw.
Batio can eat a dick, he's not getting any of my jew gold.
>>320052031
>free bob-ombs?
Where?
>the shooting Samus badge points to the left
>the missile badge points to the right
Why?
>>320052437
I think it's been rotated out, but the one with all the enemies perched on the Chain Chomp would sometimes drop a Bob-omb when it loaded.
I'm also trying to spill Dead Santa Mario to no avail. It tumbles only when I have no plays active and I get nothing.
>>320052301
I did the same, knocked over two badges to lower hers then picked her up to the drop, all in two plays. Seriously anon, how can you not into hand eye coordination while playing games?
>>320052859
>go to the machines immediately
>drop him
>go to the practice machine to get your free play
>go back to the mario machine
>instantly get him
>>320053036
Will do. 5AM can't come soon enough.
>>320052869
How did you knock over two? Even at odd angles, I'd just get the disc. Then I'd grab the other two in one go, then painfully drag Zelda over to the goal.
>>320053486
Oh wait i just checked, i have two to go i meant. I just picked up the circle triforce and that was enough to get Zelda.
>>320043201
He's doing it on purpose
Daily reminder that bombs are useless pieces of shit.
Wasn't there a way to put Badges as the icons for folders and games? I tried looking in the manual, but couldn't find it.
Will it be possible to make badges with homebrew?
>>320052031
>Have 1 free play
>Go to chomp machine
>Drop the right side of the claw on the chomps head
>Push the chomp down, it wobbles
>Fuck wasted it
>Whole catcher falls off, 1 play for around 10 SMW badges
Not a bad day
except
>They're all unusable giant badges
Fucking hell, I like to decorate so I don't have to scroll nintendo, what the fuck
Why the fuck cant we save plays for when we really need them!?
>>320043201
>>320044163
>>320045368
>Push the claw all the way to the left so it keeps bumping against Zelda
>grab Zelda
>other badges fall down from scales trying to rebalance itself
did it in one free play
>>320056910
Well, then we could retry for free badges all fucking day.
>>320043201
Son, you can't unring that bell
>>320057631
You mean we should or it would lead to that?
I just want to earn and save up on plays from the practice catcher, it can still be once a day, just dont force us to use them right away.
>>320057802
Agreed.
Either that, or let us use Play Coins to buy more plays.
It doesn't even need to be fair, I'd spend 100 coins to get 5 or 10 plays easily.
>>320043201
I-I spent a euro - but its the only time I ever will, I just really wanted to replicate pic related.
Does anyone know when the pixelated console badges are coming out?
>>320058234
They were already out a couple of times
>>320058853
>euro
>>320058952
Oh right, my bad
>>320059003
don't worry senpai
I almost did for the same reason but I forgot my password and got my credit information deleted. Now I'm too lazy to try again.
