Court is now in session for the trial of Huey Emmerich. Defense and prosecution, please state your cases.
He's a faggot
fuckboi sold the world, I rest my case
>>320007885
santa off season
Hey man, I'm the prosecutor here, the other guy couldn't come. Huey is completely innocent and a 100% good guy, fuck this trial.
Mr. Banks, your opening statement.
>>320007954
Santa is not real
Phoenix, you have to take this case! The guys innocent!
I still don't see what huey did wrong
The prosecution is ready your honor.
Witness. Please state your name and occupation.
IT WAS SUICIDE
>>320008026
Then who is at the mall?
Check and mate
>>320008254
Judges off season
>>320008170
HE BLEW UP THE BASE
HE'S GUILTY
Here's how it went down
>>320008318
good response sir.
you get this one.
THIS IS THE ENEMY
Defense is ready your honor, heh..
OPEN THIS THING!
HUEY!
DAMN IT HUEY! OPEN IT NOW!
PLEASE...
LET ME OUT...
KILL ME...
>>320008135
do you think this is a good idea?
Those guys looks like mercenaries.
I,m not even sure what are we doing on a military base on the mittle of the ocean
>>320008021
Statement
>>320010138
Do it for me, Nick!
>>320010567
fine. I´LL DO IT.
THE DEFENSE WILL PROBE THIS MAN IS INNOCENT
>>320010856
>probe
>>320010932
I,ve lost.
>>320010856
>probe
Shiggy diggy
Well, get to it defense, he's a big guy.
>>320011207
only a foolish fool who thinks he could foolishly prove foolish things would make such a mistake.
>>320010856
>>320011207
Wright, go home, you're drunk. I'll take over for the defense or something
The defense moves to dismiss on the grounds that the prosecutor is a dick
>>320008405
My sides
Every single time
T-THEY ARE INSANE THEY THINK THAT D-DOG IS A DOG WHEN ITS CLEARLY A WOLF!! JUST LOOK AT IT!
>>320013004
I'm still not sure whether to take this like a big reveal or just more proof that Huey is retarded. I mean, D-Dog had to be a dog right?
ON HIS KNEES!
Huey dindu nuffin. He goes to church. He a good boy.
Hey guys, I swear I didn't do anything you wouldn't do. Speaking of what you should do, have any of you per chance heard of the new game fallout 4?
Your honor, how could Huey of all people murder strangelove when he dedicated his scientific genius to proving d dog was actually a wolf?
Fuck this case, who wants to go get some swiss rolls?
>>320015629
Hey, He's gotta point... I can't believe I didn't see that.
>>320008170
>>320008330
Objection!
Your honor! The prosecution's "witness" Is a blind, old, deranged, peg legged man! How could have he witnessed, anything?
>>320017696
If that's true than how does zip zop zoobity bop?
Wright: 0
Bill Cosby: 1
>>320007885
>second wife kekked by his own son>first wife willingly kekked from beyond the grave by a war hero
>>320018338
I think this case is going no where, Maya....