MICROTRANSACTIONS ARE EVIL!
>>319994592
>From my point of view free content is evil
is it true Obi-Wan's original actor hated Star Wars and cursed himself for taking the role?
>>319994592
No, it's a win-win situation: customers can choose what pieces of the game they want to buy or not and the devs get compensated for their labor.
>>319994782
>is it true Obi-Wan's original actor hated Star Wars
True - he really hated the dialog especially as a Shakespearean trained actor. Even as a kid, I knew the dialog was mediocre at best.
>and cursed himself for taking the role
No, that's false.
>>319994782
Yep
>>319994782
Yup, Alec Guinness even threw out fan-mail relating to Star Wars and I'm fairly certain he basically told a young kid to fuck off one time he was asked about Star Wars.
It's shitposting, then
Boohoo
If you don't like it, don't buy it.
>>319995063
That's not a star wars quote dumbass
>>319994896
>i must off to studio and work with a dwarf (he has to wash in a bidet)
What the fuck is a bidet?
>>319994782
Alec did nothing wrong. He literally saved a kid's life by destroying his love for SW.
>>319995129
>Amerisqualids
>>319995129
bum washing fountain
>>319995063
>looking the other side makes it go away
>>319995243
bum as in homeless person or bum as in butt?
>>319995126
I don't know how to respond to this
>>319995304
Why do you care? Are you the consumer police?
>>319994592
Obi wan is supposed to be a master by that point right?
Why does he still have a blue lightsaber?
Is it because the color blue has the high ground in term of wavelenght?
>>319995327
>>319995327
anus
>>319994960
He told him, earnestly, to give up SW and do something meaningful with his life. Probably not a thing the kid wanted to hear, but he meant it well.
Then it's Early Access.
>>319995327
they're like small showerheads to clean out your ass, and they're mostly in europe and asia
>>319995507
Its cause blue is cool
same reason the movies dont have yellow lightsabers. yellow is a boring color
>>319995559
Where's the seat? It looks uncomfortable to sit on...
>>319995635
Americans, everyone.
>>319995632
>>319995507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTKaWcpyBdY
>>319995614
Oh, well why not use pic related?
>>319995714
Way to spoil the fun
>>319995754
I mostly posted it for him
>>319995632
>>319995752
Because that doesn't clean your butt, you disgusting amerikanen.
That just smears your shit even more.
>>319994782
Like it or not, he made more money off the thing than any of the other performers.
>>319995752
they're really apparent in shittier asian countries like thailand
>>319995752
blast away your shit with the strength of poesidon
>>319995559
>be from Florida
>go to private school
>for senior trip in high school we went to France
>me and my 3 bros in a hotel room
>get in
>see the bidet
>one of my bros is thirsty
>no mini-fridge in the room
>he goes to bathroom
>hear faucet turn on and him slurping
>turn the corner
>see him drinking from the bidet like a water fountain
>scream out "BRO NOOOOOOOOOOO"
>he looks at me dumbfounded and keeps drinking
>other bros rush in to see what the fuss is about
>one says, "bro people shit in that"
>the bro drinking from it slowly stops and it sinks in as he looks at the toilet next to it
>starts throwing up
>I start throwing up too
Good times, good times.
>>319995752
Flushable wipes cause giant walls of shit (literally) called fatbergs within the sewer system. It's not really flushable
>>319995603
I wish he had told me that
>>319995714
>taking star wars books seriously
god I'm glad Disney scrapped all that cringe worthy writing
>>319994782
He didn't hate the royalty money
/tv/ please just leave us alone.
>>319994896
>even if yahoo collapse in a week
>yahoo
What?
>>319995129
>he "cleans" his ass with nothing but toilet paper
That's nasty bro
>>319995829
>>319997125
Wait, It hought none of the Star Wars actor actually touched any kind of royality, because of some fiscal trick that make the Star Wars Franchise always bankrupt at the end of each years, meaning they never touch anything on the profits that technically don't exist.
And every year, Fisher Hamill and and Harisson receive letters saying "sorry, you can't have any royalty this year because Star Wars failed to turn a profit".
>>319997491
I don't understand?
When I take a shit and wipe there's rarely any shit even on the first swipe...
What the fuck are you eating?
>>319994782
No. He was the reason why Obi-Wan showed up later as a ghost.
>>319997668
In 2009, Guiness's estate had gotten £56 million from it, which is about $85 million dollars today.
I think the people that signed on for a piece of the franchise got paid, but the people that were to receive a cut from individual movies were fucked.
>>319995635
>burgers are literally unable to squat for 10 seconds
>>319996319
Didn't they replace them with even more shittier written books though? I heard one of them was written by someone from fanfaction.com or something.
>>319997720
There's still fecal bacteria even when there's no shit. Rubbing your asshole with toilet paper year after year doesn't help either. Enjoy your ass diseases later in life.
>>319994817
If I could punch you in the face right now, I would.
