Shadow of the Colossus is an incredible piece of shit.
>can't die
>the best example of a casual cinematic game people seem to hate but no one cares in this case
>basically no gameplay
>just an empty open world without fucking ANYTHING to do
>disgusting horse controls that want you to do button combos for the most simple things that could be easily possible with just tilt controls (see Zelda TP)
>colossi barely even attack you
>if you actually lost health, to make sure you don't die and don't have to do the same shit all over again, you must walk away and wait five minutes for your health to refill, they were too retarded to implement potions
>whole gameplay is jump onto them, hold R button, then crawl to the shining, blue point and attack for 10 seconds, it's dead
>there are always voices telling you what to do and how to kill a colossus if you can't solve the "puzzle" behind getting onto them
>this disgusting cinematic camera that only lets you see one side of the character
>literally (LITERALLY) 15 FPS on PS2 back then
>absolute piece of shit graphics with flowers being just a 2D surface floating in the air
Everyone who likes this game is never allowed to criticise any other video game because every single flaw they could complain about is in this game right here.
Tell em shawty,
This oldass game just got CRITIQUED!
>>319991578
OP is fucking RUTHLESS today.
>>319991578
>>319991782
>>319991846
Fresh of reddit, aren't we? I'm not talking about your joke review, I'm talking about your style of "comedy".
>>319991918
The only joke in this thread is you faggot
>>319991918
He was just sitting here samefagging to himself, he would have been gone in several minutes, bu no, you just had to reply.
>>319991918
Neither it is a joke nor a review, just some mere facts about how this game is terrible and for me basically unplayable due to framerate. No idea how everyone was OK with this back then. Guess Sony fags always had disgustingly low standards for everything.
>>319992051
>5 posts
>5 IPs
>he was samefagging
Sony drones.
>>319991578
>>absolute piece of shit graphics with flowers being just a 2D surface floating in the air
>>319991578
I don't think this was quite worth the amount of effort it took you to write that out m8.
>can't die
in literally first point you already wrong OP
>>319991578
It runs a lot better in the HD remake.
Personally, I found that the game's mechanics were mostly at fault in regards to how the flailing animations and attacking sequences were implemented - I love the soundtrack, visuals and vague narrative.
>>319991578
>can't die
what
>>319991578
We just got
PRANK'D
>>319992135
>muh pee cee superiority complex
>>319993998
If you're as retarded as this show you posted you actually can die. Or if you don't want to wait and just stand around for five minutes to wait for your health to refill which I could actually understand.
>>319994117
Wicher 3 at least has more to offer than just mediocre combat unlike Bloodshit.
>>319994530
So are you in the cafeteria right now shitposting from your phone? Or does Aussie high school conduct lunch at a later hour?
>>319992051
...we were mocking him for throwing a bitchfit, stupid ass.
>>319991578
b-but it's ART!!!!
>>319991578
>can't die
Thanks OP; I really wish more shitposters were like you and made it clear they never played the game in the first line so I don't have to waste my time reading the entire post.
>>319994667
It's night time in aus, know your timezones anon.
>>319991578
>absolute piece of shit graphics with flowers being just a 2D surface floating in the air
Funny thing is, some Japs still make flowers like that.
>tfw i genuinely didn't enjoy playing SotC
>Getting to Colossi weak points became a chore because of the puzzles that you have to restart if they knock you off
>the only real threat any of them besides one or two pose to you is fucking up the puzzle
>Colossi moves around even slightly and your character flails around like they're shaking violently meaning you can't attack
>Horse controls like it's drunk
>and you ride it constantly through nothingness
I thought the colossi designs, architecture and all of the neat little secrets in the game were cool but actually fighting enemies got tedious and frustrating as hell
>>319995130
Aussieland would first have to be relevant, non shitposting-hellhole for me to commit to memory their time difference.
>>319995173
>>Colossi moves around even slightly and your character flails around like they're shaking violently meaning you can't attack
This shit is genuinely infuriating. There are times where I'd have the sword ready to strike and then have to spend the next five minutes flailing around like a fucking idiot.
