What videogames are legitimately terrible? Not in a "I don't like it", just plain bad?
It's the first videogame to recognize the fact that all toasters toast toast.
Most people think that toasters toast bread, but this is only half of the story. Bread transitions to being toast while inside the toaster, and the toaster continues to toast it after this transition point (which is not clearly defined), ergo all toasters DO toast toast, as well as toasting bread.
The only possible logical flaw in Mario's statement is that broken toasters do not toast toast, but since the fundamental attribute of a toaster is that it toasts bread/toast and occasionally bagels, this is largely irrelevant and there is a good case to be made that non-functional 'toasters' are not toasters at all.
The post isn't actually intended to be amusing. Everything stated is factual. Hotel Mario is the first game - and indeed first piece of media overall - that I've seen to recognize the fundamental nature of toasting.
By "I don't like it" I take it to mean you exclude shit people don't like because they felt like a personal betrayal of the series. Which eliminates a lot of the games that would be in my top ten worst list of shit.
So that kind of criteria aside, the worst games would be shit like pic related that is just utterly fucking broken. There are probably a lot of games like this, but this is one that always comes to mind for me where the controls didn't work, the goals of the game were vague, the graphics and music were shit etc.
It's bad. The ONLY reason anybody played or beat it was because
1) they were kids and didn't know any better
2) they were slightly older, recognized it sucked, but played it out of spite
3) rented it and wouldn't have anything else to play for a few days
4) actual, non-meme autism
Okay, so? What does music have to do with terrible video games? You don't suddenly enjoy the game because the music is good.
That would be like enjoying an album because the album art is rad
I love the new culture of dick-swinging retards on /v/ that like to shut down any attempt at humor to bolster their own pitiful egos. People like you are the reason there's very little OC here anymore.
Yep, MS-DOS TMNT1. There was a jump to make you couldn't actually do. It was too long, and there was a ceiling in the way anyway so even if you did get a good clear jump, you couldn't make it