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ITT: We rewrite Fallout 1, 2, & New Vegas as if they were written by Bethesda.
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[HATE WATER CHIP]
[Video feed isn't broken at all!]
[Support Harold]
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Noodles added
:3~c
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The writing will be slightly worse, but still shit.
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>>319953720
[Perception] I see.
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[Speech] You can't be the Master. You're an abortion of science. You need to die...

[Speech] You can't be Frank Horrigan. You're an abortion of science. You need to die...

[Speech] You can't be Mr. House. You're an abortion of science. You need to die...
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>>319953720
LOL
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Bethesda's New Vegas:

>begin as a resident of Vault 21
>voiced protagonist starring Gilbert Gottfried
>cannot join Legion
>Legion is allied with the Enclave as evildoers doing evildoer things
>Brotherhood of Steel is a much larger faction and allied with the NCR as the generic savior hero force with no flaws or downsides
>House not even in the game or Institute-like in retardation
>forced to join the NCR/Brotherhood abortion and promoted to the president of New California after three missions
>game ends by finding another Liberty Prime and escorting that to the dam to take out the Legion/Enclave miscarriage
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>>319955056
>Yes man is a companion
>Does whatever you tell him
>Tell him to enter the control room of the dam's water purifying unit
>I cannot do that! I'd be robbing you of your destiny!
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>>319955056
>gilbert gottfreid

kek

anyways,
>all of the mojave is run by the NCR partnered chapter of the Brotherhood of Steel
>NCR is rarely if ever mentioned
>the two factions are the Legion of Evil Robots or the Brotherhood of Steel.
>mister house is just a sidequest in whoever's missions you choose
>deathclaws are only in one very small corner of the map to the northeast.
>no intact buildings or casinos
>all of las vegas is a hostile warzone like west vegas
>
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>>319955056
Lets continue the shitfest
>your brother is Caesar
>have a fake-Scottish companion in the game
>New Vegas is just another megaton, just slightly bigger
>The Three Families is just one Family now, they're all acting like Italian stereotypes
>Mr. House is now a Don Vito-like character that is completely fucking stupid
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Fallout 2:
>wacky talking deathclaws
>the vaults were actually spooky social experiments!!
>lmao ghosts!! and retarded psychic shamans!!
>san francisco is literally a kung fu city with scientologists
Oh wait, that was Black Isle
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>>319957639
>wacky talking deathclaws
One vault. If Bethesda was in charge they would have made them an entire race across the US.
>the vaults were actually spooky social experiments!!
Not all of them, but it does make sense for the world Fallout is in. Bethesda would have done it much worse.

Can't say anything about the other two because I haven't actually played 2
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>>319953720
Fallout
>Your Grandmother has diabetes and the Vault runs out of insulin.
>Your Grandmother leaves the Vault to get insulin.
>You follow her into the wasteland to save her.
>Your Grandmother injects herself with FEV and turns into a genius super mutant.
>An army of zombies created by radiation exposure
>You have to choose between helping her bring peace to the wasteland, or curb stomping a box full of puppies.

Fallout 2
>Your Uncle leaves your idyllic little town to go into the wasteland to find Heart Medicine
>You follow your Uncle
>Your Uncle is killed by the Enclave
>You either track down and defeat the Enclave in their Treehouse, or you curb stomp a box full of puppies.

Fallout New Vegas
>You wake up
>You have to choose between curing cancer, curing HIV, curing alzheimers, or curb stomping a box full of puppies.
>Credits roll and Minecraft installs itself on your computer and opens up, only it's even uglier then before and you can't dig, just craft.
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>>319958956
Your fallout 1 is better than fallout 3's story. Someone have the webm where you somehow convince the enclave computer president to blow itself up by literally saying "You can't keep doing this" or whatever? It's literally the worst thing I've ever seen written/preformed that was taking itself seriously. At least with the Master you convince him his plan won't work, so he figures his existence is meaningless.
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Obsidian Boone:
>Voiced by Jason Marsden
>Looking for traitor that sold wife to Legion
>Find traitor, blow their fucking head off (Potential to kill wrong person and loose companionship option)
>Gain trust granting you awesome "Spotter" perk.
>Lies about wife still being somewhere out there
>Further companionship reveals Boone sniped wife to put her out of misery after being sex slave
>Appreciates the assistance, remains bro spotter to the end.

Bethesda Boone:
>Voiced by generic Bethesda extra with Russian accent because fuck you
>Doesn't have wife, instead was discharged from NCR because alcohol abuse after he lost his gay lover
>Recruit him in under 10 seconds by simply closing your eyes and selecting up, down, left or right. Doesn't matter.
>Companion arc involves coming to terms with his partners death and sobering up after you cure him via magic dentist chair that makes things all better. *dispenses lollipop after procedure*
>After acquiring 1,000 affinity you are granted "Spotter" perk which highlights enemies during the night between the hours of 6pm-6am, but only on alternating weekends *excluding holidays*
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>>319958956
>Fallout New Vegas
fucking kek
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>>319954652
Ayy
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>>319955056
Can Danny DeVito voice the final boss?
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>>319953720
>Fallout 1
Go out to save your vault, end up helping the BoS save the wasteland by killing The Master
>Fallout 2
Go out to save your village, end up helping the BoS save the wasteland by killing The Enclave
>New Vegas
Go out to save Goodsprings, end up helping the BoS save the wasteland by killing The Legion
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>>319959936
This is terrifyingly true.
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>>319959936

It's Bethesda. Everything will start in a fucking vault for some reason.
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>>319954652
House mixed with fear loathing looks like the devo cover.
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>>319960092
it will be the equivalent of the prisoners jaunt in the TES games.

Even normies are sick of that shit though.
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>>319958956
That NV one isn't half bad
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>>319960375
I'd take a vault dweller backstory where you decide how you grew up in the vault over "lol ur an anchorage war veteran with a lawyer wife, a son named Shaun, a dog that ran away, a robot butler you named Codsworth, and suburban house you bought"
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>>319955056
>Joshua Graham was part of the legion but is now a BOS good guy.
>Daniel is a guy pretending to be good but is really a villain who is selling the land to the white legs.
>Ulysses was part of the legion is now a side villain you have to kill to save the divide.
>Elijah and Dr. Mobius are just evil mad scientists
>Think tank is allied with the BOS
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>>319961037
>Think tank is allied with the BOS
>BoS manages to conquer the Sierre Madre
They'd literally curb stomp the wasteland
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>>319960881

Actually you know what? I think the flash-frozen war vet angle felt more believable than Vault 101's silliness.
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>Bethesda are bad writers

Nice meme

5 years and you Obsidianfags still can't come up with a real argument about your game isn't a terrible, plot-hole ridden mess compared to the simple, The Road-esque, tragedy of 3.
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>>319961436
Go to bed Todd.
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>>319958274
Go install it right now.
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>>319961436
Pls leave
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>>319961436
>The Road-esque, tragedy of 3.
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>1. GRAMPA BONE?
>2. FIND SISTER
>3. SARCASTIC
>4. PAY DEBT
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>>319961432
The point is that it leaves no room for a roleplaying experience when you are locked into playing the same person every play through.
The entire point of the traditional RPG genre is to emulate tabletop games like Dungeons and Dragons in which you create a character with a backstory and personality that you yourself not only create, but play the role of (hence roleplaying)
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>>319957639
kek
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>tfw leaks of FO4 nuke boston or save your son was better than what we got
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>>319961972

More like

>GRAMPA BONE?
>PAY DEBT
>PAY DEBT WITH SACARMS
>PAY DEBT WHILE BEING A DICK
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>>319962004

Yeah, but at least this time we're under some delusion that it's any other way. Fallout 3 didn't allow for anything. You were the Lone Wanderer. You were Liam Neeson's child. You were going to die in that fucking water purifier. You were going to ally yourself with the Brotherhood of Steel.

At least this time you have -some- choices to make. Not many, but more than Fallout 3 had.

Fallout 1 and 2 were the same way, don't delude yourself. The Courier of New Vegas was the only protagonist with a blank slate for a background.
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>>319954652
Kek
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>>319954652
lel
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HATE WATER CHIPS
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This is a good thread.
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>>319957639
Psykers and psychic shit has been a part of the series since game one, dipshit.
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>>319953720
beth needs to fire this c,uck
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>WHAT WATER CHIP?
>HATE WATER CHIP
>SUPPORT WATER CHIP
>NOT MY BUSINESS
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>>319965481
More like
>Water chip?
>Yes
>More caps
>Maybe later
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>RADSCORPION?
>CAVE?
>RADSCORPION CAVE?
>Sarcastic
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Fallout:
>basically the same, but wackier and less consistent

Fallout 2:
>born in vault 37, a vault based around tribal life
>the enclave threatens to help you develop as a peope
>in order to beat them to it you must venture out into the wastes to find a GECK
>the wasteland hasn't developed at all since Fallout
>eventually locate a GECK and defeat the enclave with the help if the Brotherhood of Steel

New Vegas:
>born in vault 21
>House kicks you out
>House is running an evil empire in the Mojave
>the Courier is his Darth Vader style henchman, and the main antagonist in the first part of the game
>NCR and Legion not in the game
>plot involves you teaming up with the Brotherhood to take down House and liberste the Mojave
>also Aliums
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>>319956604

>deathclaws are only in one very small corner of the map to the northeast.

No, the opposite: they randomly spawn all over the map, just like hostile supermutants and raiders (all fiends, no khans and no powder gangers; you also can't talk to the fiend leader if you take the quest to kill him), but are all level-scaling with you so you can fistfight them with a STR1 character as long as you have enough stimpacks (no DT or Hardcore mode either).
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>>319955056
i would play any game with a protagonist voiced by gilbert gottfried
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>>319964868
Lol, according to Avellone all psykers died with the Master. Literally every single one. That was his position after 2, but before FNV and The Forecaster.
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>Bethesda
>FEV and supermutants from nowhere because we need Fallout orcs
>Approximately 2000 raiders per settler producing anything of worth
>Mysterious band of heavily armed mercenaries that work for undisclosed bad guys in order to do bad things because reasons

Quick, am I describing FO3 or FO4?
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>>319959936
So, nothing changes for 1 and 2?
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fallout
>reach brotherhood of steel bunker
>guy tells you to go to some radioactive hole to retrieve data
>[speech] "but i dont want to"
>BoS guy is convinced by your incredible skills of persuasion and you are declared grandmaster of the brotherhood
>reach master
>[speech] "you're an abortion of science, you need to die"
>master commits suicide, you win the game

fallout 2
>nothing changes
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>>319966115
I never understood what people liked about randomly spawning level scaled enemies.

It just fucks up the way the various zones of the map feel so you can play rooty tooty pointy shooty in an engine with awful gunplay. I never really got that feeling in Fallout you get in, say Stalker, when you see two groups murder each other or you get attacked by something in the Zone.

Having more patrols and stuff to liven up the wasteland is fine but Bethesda just plasters shit everywhere because all their games are poorly designed themeparks.
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>>319966476
>Speech
Charisma*

Fixed that for you mate
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>>319966456

I don't remember the mysterious band of mercenaries thing happening in FO4, so I'd say FO3.
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I hate 3 and 4 but I love New Vegas. Should I try 1 and 2?
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>>319966780
The Gunners.
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>>319966819
Yes
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>>319966780
Gunners
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>>319966819

If you love the writing, worldbuilding and roleplaying and think you can handle turn-based combat it's really not bad, fights just take a while longer but also become more meaningful as a result, then yes.
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>>319966878
>>319966925

Welp. Didn't know about those because I only played FO4 for like an hour before uninstalling it again
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>>319966470
>I never played fallout 1 or 2

Thanks for letting us know bruh
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>>319953720

>ITT Autismaloids pretending that FO 1,2 and NV had good writing

JUST
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>>319962612
I don't agree. The Vault Dweller had a pretty decently clean slate. Sure, you knew they were from a vault, but knew nothing about their expertise, talents, abilities, interests, etc. You could impose a character on the vault dweller. In fo4, it makes no sense to have low charisma as a former lawyer.
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>>319962404
>the fan theories of you being a synth with faulty implanted memories of the pre-war was better than what we got
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>>319967714

Oh no, no I agree that it's got it's own problems. The plot is railroaded for you as much as it is in Fallout 3. If not more so. But it's only in New Vegas where you have the choices available to really play the storyline with some role play.

What I'm saying is that at least if we're stuck playing the same character no matter what, there is some realistic background involved. The Male protagonist's background makes his ability to jump right out of the vault as a walking murdermachine more believable. Fem protag? Yeah, that's hard to swallow. I agree there.

The Lone Wanderer's back story was too unbelievable. Vault 101 was too fucking silly to exist even in a Bethesda game, but they did it anyway. There was just too much going on there that expected you to just ignore the glaring plot holes in order to finish the game. But I guess "LOL BRAINWASHING!" is enough for Bethesda.
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Where in the name of fuck does Dr. Lesko obtain FEV for his retarded fire ant experiments in FO3?

Does FEV grow on fucking trees on the east coast?
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>>319968558
The FEV was being developed by Richard Gray for the US government at Mariposa military base before the war. The Pentagon or some military instillation may have had acess to some of the information necessary to bioengineer one. Maybe
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Fallout 5: New Vegas 2

>start off as a member of Vault 3000, which is just a normal vault and no weird things or Vault-Tec experiments happened in it
>you are a 19 year old boy with the voice of a 41 year old Nolan North with no outstanding characteristics
>you have a loving father with the voice of some established A-list celebrity like Samuel L. Jackson, who sound like they suffering the effects of nyquil or are just here to get paid
>you also have a loving girlfriend voiced by somebody of no consequence because after the intro quest you'll never see them again
>the Overseer, who has decided he is insane, puts the entire vault on lock-down and tricks you into going into cryostasis
>250 years later you are unfrozen by your girlfriend who has not physically changed; it's her great grand daughter or something, stop asking questions
>you leave the vault to find your father in the vast wasteland of Las Vegas (and absolutely nowhere else)
>it becomes apparent that in 250 years nobody has figured out how to construct shelter more complex than a scrap metal shack
>orcs - I mean, super mutants ravage the landscape along with bandits - I mean, raiders
>eventually you meet the NCR who are the good guys and save everybody; they are fighting the Legion, who have allied with super mutants and drugged raiders and the Enclave too
>at some point in the game you find the Overseer in Mr. House's cryopod trying to regain all the power the indisputably evil Mr. House once had; he may be convinced to kill himself
>you can gamble in the casinos and win 999999999 caps without consequence
>you can wear Enclave armor around and nobody will bring any attention to it or even react, including raiders
>there is no need to eat or drink
>90% of the environments are copypasted metro tunnels which Las Vegas always had, filled with draugr - I mean, ghouls
>you find out you are the chosen one destined to defeat the Legion prophesized by the ancient NCR tribals
>all perks and skills relate to guns
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Fallout 1
>Giant BoS robot lasers all the super mutants and blasts a hole into the Cathedral
>AI paladin bots do all the work and you don't have to do a thing
>You confront Master
>"I WANNA CREATE NEW WORL ORDER LOLOLOL"
>What are you >Sarcasm >(Red Charisma Check))Can't we have peace >Fuck you
>Master bossfight begins but turns out his HP is no different than a normal super mutant
>Generic boring cinematic plays

Fallout 2
>Giant BoS robot lasers all the enclave dudes and blasts a hole in Poseidon oil rig.
>AI paladin bots do all your work
>Shitty defend the guy section as he hacks computer or whatever shit
>Confront Frank Horrigan
>"Die u lil pic of shit"
>What are you? >Sarcasm >(Red Charisma Check) Why can't we end this suffering and be friends? >Fuck you
>Battle begins and turns out FH only has the health of a normal super mutant and damage of a normal plasma rifle
>Generic boring cinematic plays

Fallout New Vegas
>Giant NCR robot lasers all legion fuckers and blasts a hole in the Legate's camp
>NCR rangers kill all legion resistance and you don't have to do a thing
>You confront Legate Lanius
>"You are not worthy, profligate"
>Who are you >Sarcasm >(Red Charisma check) This is a losing battle, run away and well habe peace >Fuck you
>Battle begins and turns out, Lanius' health is no different from a Legion grunt
>Generic boring cinematic plays
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>>319967274
I did! And you do ally yourself with BoS in 2, even if it's just one guy with a nice bunker who dies later and leaves the bunker to you to establish a comfy base.
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NPC: What is your opinion on pizza?

a: yes
b: no
x: possibly
y: maybe

Fuck it up and you fail the end quest, gl
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>>319967810
Fuck, that would've been some clever blade runner shit. Keep it just ambiguous enough that you don't know for sure.
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>>319971681
I mean, the fact that multiple people in the intro survive a face full of close range nuke with zero damage, no instant death from acute radiation exposure, and at the very minimum not even blinded from staring dead at it all pointed to it being some fake memory they put into your brain because its so damn blatant.

And then the horror sets in that it wasn't fake and that you aren't a synth.
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>how do you know 3's writing is crap, have you anons gotten all 300 endings yet?
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>>319971267
>Battle begins and turns out FH only has the health of a normal super mutant and damage of a normal plasma rifle
>Battle begins and turns out, Lanius' health is no different from a Legion grunt

Is this how you meme, friend? You're not doing a good job.
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>>319953720
I know how they would write Lonesome Road
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A tough black guy threatens you in a bar for caps

Fallout 1
> Preemptively shoot him in his face
>Try and reason with him but saying the wrong thing will offend him and gets his gang to fuck your shit up
>pay him
>Threaten him
>Challenge him in a fisticuff but winning will give you unwanted fame and make the super mutants find your vault quicker and kill your d00ds

Fallout 2
>"I'm with the Mordinos, you DON'T want to fuck with me"
>Get your smooth talker companion friend to solve things out
>pay him
>"Do you not realize that I'm wearing a GODDAMN SUIT OF POWER ARMOR?"
>Run away like a bitch

Fallout New Vegas
>"Look, it doesn't have to be this way."
>pay him
>[NCR] You do realize harming an NCR officer warrants a death penalty?
>[Speech 40/50] Err... Hey dawg! We cool nigga?
>[Science 71/70] Increased agitation, trembling arms and bloodshot eyes. Clearly buffout addiction. You need help. My help
>Die, asshole

Fallout 4
>Who are you
>Sarcasm
>Pay
>No
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>>319972473
Point is, those are the final 'bosses' of these games.
F3 had Autumn point his peashotter at a fucker covered from head to toes in power armor with 15 damage reducing perks and 40 damage increasing perks and all 10 SPECIAL.
Oh and there those two enclave guys, that could seem threatening if you didn't just blow through 10 of them by yourself.
Reminds me of the "bosses are too videogamey" shit.
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>>319968817
Gray was a post war researcher who had to do many many experiments with poor sods who wondered into the base during the kinda early post war years. His mutants were unique due to his work which in return dies with him saved for remnant mutants that just wander around without a voice to guide them saved for a few.
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>It is your destiny to die for no reason in a chamber that shouldn't be irradiated unless you pay 10 dollars then the deadly radiation isn't deadly anymore and you sleep it off
>Oh but if you do make the radiation immune companion press the button then you are worse than Hitler
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>>319953720
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>>319959335
>*excluding holidays*
I lol'ed
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>>319973057
Way to take that copy pasta and make it not funny
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>>319973057
>winning will give you unwanted fame and make the super mutants find your vault quicker
hehe
I miss when the super mutants were competent/had competent leaders
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>>319953720
could you imagine asking Todd these type of questions?
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>>319965965
Apart from aliens, NV actually doesn't sound too bad.
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Can someone explain to me what the GECK was and why it was important in FO3
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>>319966491
>I never understood what people liked about randomly spawning level scaled enemies.
fucking tell me about it
>play TTW
>hit 25~
>suddenly every mob spawn is replaced with either 2 deathclaws or 2 albino radscorpions
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>>319975005
Yeah, I feel like nothing in 3/4 got as much thought put into it as many things in NV
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>>319972308
Nice meme, friend
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>Fallout 1 and 2 would have come out during their glory days of making good Elder Scrolls games

I know we like to joke about Bethesda always being bad, but Fallout would have been Daggerfall with guns. Which isn't actually a terrible thing. They've only been shitty for a decade.
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>>319976227
it sure as hell is would be worse than what we actually got
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>>319975005
You got the one where someone asks about rape or something?
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>>319962404

I haven't payed attention to FO4.

What did we get?
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>>319953720
New Vegas
>you're not just a Courier, you are mr. House's son
>House is a lot kinder, wants to save Mojave and make it prosperous land for everybody
>evil Legion wants to destroy damm and make all people their slaves, they are basically just a big raider group
>goody good Brotherhood of Steel shows up and help mr. House
>at the end you can help your dad (good ending) or kill him and rule New Vegas by yourself (horrible ending for everybody)
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>>319953720
New Vegas
>You're working in a ranch with your mom and pop, everything is good.
>Suddenly LEGION comes in and kills your mom and dad, laughing as they burn your house down and cut off your arm.
>Given a fucking robot arm with a pip-boy 2 gazillion installed.
>Must go defeat the evil bad guys with the help of the super good NCR.
>Can't side with the Legion.
>Can only side with the NCR, the NCR wants the brotherhood's help and the brotherhood are A-Okay with it after you kill a BAD DUDE LEADER who doesn't agree to do it for free.
>Become the progressive king of the wastes.
>Romance lesbian girls and gay guys and super mutants for some reason.
>Your dad is actually working with the Legion, he didn't die because he had anti-bullet drugs inside of him that he took a minute before he was shot.
>You must kill your dad and defeat the big bad dudes.
>The end.
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>East coast trades in bottlecops
>Commonwealth doesn't use baseball cards as currency

What the fuck
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>>319977175
New Vegas
>You're working in a ranch with your mom and pop, everything is good.
>Suddenly LEGION comes in and kills your mom and dad, laughing as they burn your house down and cut off your arm.

If you stopped there, I would like to play a game with that opening.
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>>319976498
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>>319961436
Get the fuck out. You're either not old enough to be here, have incredibly terrible taste, or both.
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>>319976784
actually It would be the more cliche
>you are mr.houses bastard son
>but no one knows of this quite yet
>in the end you either kill your own father to change the image of vegas for the good of humanity
>or walk the footsteps of your father in an evil narrow minded ending
>has nothing to do with controlling the dam
>has more to do with vegas ANCIENT ALIUM TECHNOLOGY under it
>all the factions bows down to the overlord when you arise as god emperor of the world
>war, war never changes
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>>319978018
based Sawyer telling it how it is.
History does not give a fuck about your feels, much less the depravity of humanity.
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>>319975805
josh sawyer actually majored in history so he knows a thing or two about wars and human nature
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Arcade is a flaming homosexual whose entire gimmick is telling people he's a homo because he hates his daddy for being an evil enclave man

oh and hes walking around in the Tesla armor at all times
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>>319978161
And rape. Never turn your back on a history major.
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>>319978018
>"War never changes" being used correctly and as it was intended

thank god, someone give this man a damn medal already
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>>319978204
also he won't stop talking about how he "got some" last night and ironically doesn't talk with a lisp just to make him appear just like you and me.

godamn bethesda is so fucking predictable
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>>319978018
I'll say that while I feel like fiction rarely does rape "right", New Vegas actually managed to do it fairly well. Much better than most any other video game I've played, I'll say that.
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>>319978137
>>319978278
>>319978342
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>>319978410
are you calling me a gay.
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ITT: Rewite the fallout series as if drug coffin was incharge
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>>319978443
lol what a gay
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>>319978410
>I can't massage my bro's hunky shoulders without being gay
>I can't wax my bro's hairy chest and giggle while I do it without being gay
>I can't flip my bro over and polish off his huge dick making him feel more comfortable without being gay

Sawyer sounds like a shitlord desu
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>>319959679
He'd fit in, after all, the Fallout universe is full of TRAAAASH
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>>319978410
Based Sawyer.
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>>319978204
He never says he's gay untill you ask about it and he wore a labcoat at the start afterwards its your choice.
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>>319979421
did you read the fucking ITT?
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>>319979487
No I didnt
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>>319976707
>side with the Brotherhood and destroy the Railroad and the Institute
>side with the Railroad and destroy the Brotherhood and the Institute
>side with the Institute and destroy the Brotherhood and the Railroad

That's it. Oh, and your son has cancer for some reason and it's incurable.
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The Master is your daughter and you have to kill her or let the Super Mutant army destroy everything.
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>>319971681

So 'clever' that everyone and their mom would have seen it coming.
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>>319966878
>>319966925
Just as easily could be Talon Company from FO3 though. They fit the exact description as

>Mysterious band of heavily armed mercenaries that work for undisclosed bad guys in order to do bad things because reasons

Same as the Gunners.
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>>319961725
>revolver
>pistol recoil
fucking what
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>>319980667
You're not very smart, are you?
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Tell me /v/, have you ever talked with anyone who honestly considers the writing in FO4 to be good, if not better than that of NV?
Because I wonder how you guys talk to your friends about this kind of stuff.
Just curious, don't actually think FO4's writing is good. not that I've played it anyway.
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>>319966456
Take this a step further.

>Bethesda
>Your character comes from a Vault
>They leave, looking for a missing relative
>First thing you come upon after leaving the vault is an old ruined pre-war neighborhood
>In your search you are pointed to a literal scrap city cobbled together from the ruins of the old world
>When you get there, no one can really help you, without doing a quest first
>The help itself is indirect, sending you to someone who can actually help you find your relative


>FEV and supermutants from nowhere because we need Fallout orcs
>Approximately 2000 raiders per settler producing anything of worth
>Mysterious band of heavily armed mercenaries that work for undisclosed bad guys in order to do bad things because reasons
>Deathclaws everywhere
>Giant radioactive scorpions everywhere
>10mm pistols out the fucking asshole
>Many metro areas, full of feral ghouls
>An idyllic town that has something going on behind the scenes

And of course

>You take a GOAT exam

I'm sure list goes on.
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>>319982035
>Running waters like rivers and the ocean, are highly radioactive
>Still
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>>319981880
I talk down to them like they're idiots and tell them what not to play.
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>>319982143
as far as trees and othr floral life goes i can understand but jesus whats with the fucking radiation in water in fallout games
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>>319981880
Either convince them or point out the bad parts. I have found all that does is make your friends care less about you, so I have stopped doing it. This is what /v/ is for, it is for channeling your frustration or praises of vidya without having to force it upon others.
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>>319982546
The water in NV isn't radiated. Not even in caves.
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>>319982747
it is irradiated most of the time
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