It finally happened /v/! you became a Super Duper/Ultimate High Schooler and got accepted into Hope's Peak Academy.
Why don't you tell us about your talent? Will you survive the hostilities?
http://writingexercises.co.uk/random-job-generator.php
My job is local memer and yes
>>319908392
fuck you
Politician?
I seriously doubt I'll last much longer than the prologue...
>Occupation: Grave digger
I guess I drive a monster truck then?
>street entertainer
>Healthcare assistant
>>319908669
nah you're definitely going to end up being that character everyone accuses because you're sneaky manipulative bitch, but ends up living because you have a heart of gold. Your execution in the alternative timeline artbook is monokuma inside an elementary school aiming a rifle at you
>>319908392
>Estate Agent
Time to play both heroes and villains.
>>319908392
>You're a high-ranking politician and your teenage daughter has joined a revolutionary group. What do you do about it?
Well, /v/?
>composer
Oh god, if the students find out I can't read music they'll never listen to me again.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Ultimate midwife
B-but... I'm a guy.
And besides, I don't wana be a kek.
>Ultimate DJ
It's about to get fuckin' groovy up in this bitch
>Anesthetist
Is this even a good job
>Undertaker
Ultimate Necrophile at your service!
>Teacher
But I'm a student
>Ultimate Lighthouse keeper
Does that make me a symbol of hope? There's fucking nothing else going for me.
>librarian
Ultimate Artist.
Every art skill is mine
>Pathologist
Gross
>Carpenter
I'm God, nigga.
>Gamekeeper
well okay
>Mortician
Cool
>ultimate barber
And now you know why they all have crazy hair
>Plasterer
Thanks, it's absolutely nothing. I don't think they'd even let me into their school with a skill like that.
>Estate Agent
Fuck yeah, I'll be just like my cool ass uncle.
>Ultimate Meteorlogist
I'm glad I can tell the weather because I DON'T GO OUTSIDE
>Assembly line worker
I've played enough JRPGs to handle this quite fine.
>Immigration officer
I have license to wreck people i don't like.
Hey guys I'm gonna develop a politically correct sequel to Bully xD Donate for me pls xoxo
>Film director
Well then..
>>319908392
>Film director
Did you try turning it off and on?
>Butcher
Prepare yourselves faggots.
>Preacher
Well I guess we're not running out of hope
>Ultimate Leaflet distributor
fuck me im so dead.
![bio-undertaker[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/UyJRnEg.png "bio-undertaker[1].png")
>Grave digger
>pickpocket
Time to frame everybody for murder.
>>319908392
> Fitness instructor
LETS FUCKING GO BRAH
>Crown prosecutor
Uh okay. I guess I'll do well in the class trials?
>gardener
soon.jpeg
>Herbalist
It's fucking time
