/v/ I need help, I'm playing a Japanese game but I can't understand what the fuck is going on. I'm somehow managing through with Google Translate, but it's extremely shit at translating some things. I'm stuck at this part, if somebody could help it'd be great.
>お兄ちゃんって結構ひどいな
>今夜私の処女をお兄ちゃんにあげようと思ってたのに
>全部あの女のせいなのよ
>覚悟はいいよね
>お兄ちゃん
> What you did was mean older brother
> You ripped through my hymen earlier
> Now I've become a woman
> You better be prepared to take responsibility, older brother
> the pleasure of being cummed inside
>>319854601
Can someone confirm this?
>>319853929
i want her to squeeze my dick between her theighs
>>319854601
Cool, i can masturbate now! Thanks!
>>319853929
>Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door
>The leather club's two blocks down
>Fuck you (note that the inflection here indicates a particularly musical lilt to what's being said)
>Ah, fuck you, leatherhead
>Yugami Ne Na
>>319854601
This is right, except he's generalizing some things like "I've" which was originally "I am to become" so it could more literally mean "I will become" or be a inference that she's pregnant.
>>319853929
>ping pong
>xiong xong xung
>ding dong
>wiiiii
>gomenasai
>>319854696
Except for the last line, it's right.
>brother what you did was terrible
>although I wanted to let you have my virginity tonight...
>everything's that woman's fault
>you better be prepared
>brother
very rough but more accurate than the others
>>319854601
> Now I've become a woman
incorrect
> This is all that girl's fault.
>>319853929
>>319854696
Here's what I got...
>That's really mean of you, onii-chan.
>Tonight I thought onii-chan would take my virginity.
>It's all that woman's fault.
>You're prepared, right, onii-chan? (lit. "prepared, right?" then "onii-chan" )
I can't tell if she's talking to her bro or not. It seems like she could be monologuing about him, talking to herself.
But my TL might be wrong, because
>>319854601
looks like it could work too, I dunno.
>>319855376
this to be honest right hereBROTHER
>>319854601
>>319854820
>>319855376
>>319855397
ITT pretentious weebs thinking they know Japanese.
>>319855471
>he still hasn't learned Japanese
>>319855471
show you the boss of this translation thread
>>319855376
>>319855397
These are probably the most accurate, but Its kind of hard to tell without context.
>>319855471
I've taken some Japanese courses, but I can't decipher this shit, I was just going off of what little grammar I know and looking up the kanji. What you learn in the classroom and what ends up being used it conversation is totally different and you just have to read a lot to really understand anything. I think even if you do know your shit, its hard with no context.
>>319855471
stay fucking jelly
>>319855471
nah, the people that are doing that are posting replies like this:
>>319855546
or they're discussing kamige that they read through with VN tools with no experience, acting like they understood it
or they're saying how much better watching crappy anime is in Japanese
or they're busy trying to explain translation errors for subs on here, or knocking X sub group or whatever for not being literal enough or being too literal
>>319855712
this is why you have to just read stuff a lot. I avoided taking a Japanese class because of how irrelevant the content is, and how I got through at least a few semesters of Japanese from self-learning. How close was your translation, anyway?
>>319855950
Learn your Kanji you fucking autist. Even 2nd graders write better than you do.
>>319855950
>my boyfriend is cute
faggot
>>319855950
>benkyo
>>319855950
>no kanji
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>>319855950
>にまん
>Niman
>Japan
Fuck you.
>>319858560
It's a ho
It should've been kanji in the first place anyway
>>319858729
The first one is. The other ones aren't
someone translate this for me
>>319858816
"i'm a massive faggot,"
>>319858841
that's great but can you translate it please
>>319858816
>the pleasure of being cummed inside
>>319855390
>>319855397
>>319854865
>>319854783
>>319854696
>>319855471
jeez I knew people on /v/ were from reddit these days but I didn't think they'd be this new to miss a classic joke
>>319858816
fancy plates/ fine china
>>319855950
adorable
>>319853929
>you have seen it?
>i see...... you know the power of my blade!
>now that you know what i can do....
>i must kill you!
>bankai
>>319861743
Correction, second sentence is 'I see... you know the power of my katana'
The distinction is very important
>>319861798
nigga that's Zanpakuto
I thought you knew moon
fucking moonspeak mandarin gobbly gook
Smirk and adjust my glasses then bow with my hand and say "lead the way". After we reach the alleyway I adjust my glasses and say, "sorry, but I think I'm going to let loose now." Then I pull out my 40 feet KATANA and start to charge my spiritual pressure. My glasses adjust by themselves and I say "you know, it's really hard for me to hold back." I teleport behind Kyoko and whisper into her ear "nothin personnel" Then sheathe my sword and she bursts into pieces, blood splattering everywhere. I take off my glasses and say "my, my, seems I've made a mess" While wiping the blood off my glasses. Then I jump 800km into the air backwards while upside down and throw my KATANA at Sayaka at the speed 700 lightyears and it pieces through her as well as the earth's core, traveling all the way around the universe before coming back into my hand from the sky. I then land, and it rains blood. "Looks like, the sky is bleeding." I walk slowly past Mami without making eye contact. Her head bursts into a black hole, 7 googolplex black holes. I chuckle to myself. "What else did you expect?" I start casting a level 999 eldritch god norse greek legend spell. Homu melts into a puddle of goo and rematerializes then I banish her, scattering every particle in her body to a different dimension, it is extremely painful. "This is what happens when you make me go all out. Only one more to go." I remove my glasses and crush them in my fists, a new pair materializes onto my face, perfectly adjusted. I walk up to Madoka and place my hand against her cheek. "Sorry, but you forced me to do this..." I kiss her and she crumbles into dust. Then the dust bursts into flames. Then the ashes of the dust each get pieced by 100 KATANAS and burst into flames again.
>>319862050
>yfw at one point an actual human being, ironic or not, wrote this out
What other fetishes do you guys have?
My fetish dream is:
I want to be married to a submissive, lovely, cute girl. We buy a barn with horses, stallions of course. Now my wife and me want to make children, but it just wont work. She has an idea: She gets raped by a stallion toget pregnant by him, then pretending its my baby. I secretly watch her getting fucked by 800 lbs of flesh and a 20" big black horse cock. Because she moans and groans (she LOVES it), I am now forced to masturbate to her. I wished I was the horse, pumping my seed up her belly.
She kisses the horses, loves him tenderly, and you hear her scream: "DEEPER AHHHH" while the horse yells "NEEEEEIIIIEIEIEIEGGHHHH" and blows his load. 4 gallons of cum blow her away.
The next day she wants to fuck me, and the day after tomorrow (Actually yesterday), she tells me she is pregnant. But itsw not a human baby by me, its a small horse inside her belly.
Now because she knows she was lying to me, she is starting to leech me and suck out my life.
She buys a lot of things, knowing that she will die after a few months, because the horse in her belly becomes too large and she will explode.
The stallion in the background lauighs.
I was thinking about becoming a worker who must collect seed of stallions. It'd help me to furfill my dream. Just thinking about working at a horse cock barn makes me hard.
>>319855471
Retard, it's people pretending they know Japanese to make fun of gullible faggots.
>>319859113
I didn't miss your joke nigger, I in fact made a satirical translation correction to go with it about hentai dialog.
Nothing makes me laugh harder than seeing some weebs fail at the absolute basics of Japanese.
超ウケルよ、外人殿。
The fuck does 結構 even mean in that sentence
>>319864061
Quite, you dumb sack of shit.
>>319864061
>>319864153
She's not talking about him turning her down?
anyone here who can read or speak actual Japanese besides me?
that is besides >>319855376
>>319864401
ちょっと
>>319854601
yeah, no that's not it at all.
