It finally happened /v/! you became a Super Duper/Ultimate High Schooler and got accepted into Hope's Peak Academy.
Why dont you tell us about your talent?
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suck my dick homo
>>319853945
thats not nice Ultimate Faggot, dont fall into despair
>>319853897
Ultimate tour guide i'll be the one giving you the tour of this amazing school were about to attend.
bump
Ultimate car dealer.
Cool, I guess. I sell cars better than most people
>>319853897
>Cleaner
my real fucking job
>Ultimate Undertaker
>Ultimate Economist
I'm dead within the first 2 chapters.
/v/ - VIDEO GAMES
>>319853945
Ultimate cûck
Ultimate Labourer.
Archivist
Ultimate Undertaker
spooky
>Ultimate Singer
Shit, gonna get killed Chapter 1
>>319856509
This post - Autism
Ultimate Secretary. I'm honestly surprised this wasn't a thing yet in the first two games. She would be so hot.
>Ultimate Criminal
Fuck me everyones gonna doubt me from Chapter 1
>Ultimate Sportsperson
Not even a sport in particular. Or does that mean I have really good sportsmanship? In practical terms, my talent will probably manifest as being a really good sport about getting murdered. But that could also mean my talent is playing the mutual killing game to its fullest...
>>319857813
That is what my fetish is. This better be in three.
>>319853897
>Ultimate Flight Attendant
I don't think I'm making it fellas
>Ultimate Preacher
Now this is interesting
Ultimate Counsellor.
I am instrumental in stopping hostilities in two different chapters. Unfortunately, I am a couples counsellor, so once I am trapped alone, I can't talk my way out, and get killed.
>>319853897
>Ultimate Bookmaker
Most boring thing I could be. So I'm either Chapter 1 chum or making it all the way through alive.
>Ultimate Lap Dancer
Knowing this series, I'm probably paralyzed to a wheelchair.
>>319859923Are you faking being crippled Anon?
>>319859727
In hindsight I might be good at calming people down.
>Ultimate Business Owner
Nice. I'd probably be able to survive the killing games with that. Byakuya and Fuyuhiko were sort of like business owners and they both lived.
>>319859975
How dare you make such an accusation! As everyone knows, I'm the Ultimate, uhh.. Keyboardist?
Yeah- That's right. Too bad there aren't any keyboards around here. haha. Ha.
>Ultimate Soldier
>>319860038
No anon, that makes it more likely for you to die.
They gotta subvert expectations.
Ultimate software consultant.
Does it mean I'm really good at telling you why the game you like is shit? Am I ultimate /v/?
>>319860160
Holy shit, it just hit me.
Why the fuck weren't there any Katawa Shoujo characters in a wheelchair? That is such a missed opportunity.
eh
Ultimate Prosecutor.
There is literally no more advantageous skill to have in this situation.
Ultimate Security Guard
I guess I'll be watching the halls.
>>319860254
fuck
>Ultimate Coroner
uh
WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYTHING CLOSE SO EARLY, LADS?
>>319853897
Ultimate Interior Designer.
>>319853897
>crane driver
Hope there are some cranes in Hope's Peak
>>319860439
Except you're the biggest target.
"I need to kill anon because he could convince others it was me."
Ultimate Actor.
This can probably be used to extreme advantage unless there happens to be an Ultimate Critic there too.
>>319860536
No I mean like, full-time wheelchair. They cannot walk like Emi.
>>319860673
"Anon is the ultimate actor, it could be him."
>"No guys, it really wasn't! Fuck!"
"That sounded very convincing, Mr. Ultimate Actor."
>Ultimate Reporter
In other news, I'm the first death for being too useful. More on this at 6.
>Ultimate Groom
hide your bitches
>>319860748
And I was dumbfounded by that notion, and how I, and everyone else, had failed to think of it.
It seems pretty obvious in retrospect, but I hadn't considered it.
>Ultimate Pharmacist
...pills here!
>>319860254
>Why the fuck weren't there any Katawa Shoujo characters in a wheelchair?
Because there wasn't one in Raita's original page about brainstorming cripple girl characters
>>319860647
That's not really how dongon ronpa characters think though.
Ultimate Bus Driver
I'm getting executed with a bus and/or I'm gonna kill using my bus
captcha: buses
>>319853897
>Ultimate Tailor
Pretty cool. I'm surprised this hasn't been used already.
Ultimate Judge.
Completely fucking useless, considering how the voting works.
>>319860439
With the wrong info, you'd just be sending everyone to their deaths.
>Butler
Either I'd be pushing into committing the first murder, or I'd last through the whole shebang being the first person blamed in every single case.
>>319860254
Because the whole game is about them working with their disablities but having other problems. Eg Emi running without legs, Rin painting without arms, Lilly being insightful without sight, Shizune being having a strong voice without being able to speak, and Hanako being a useless crispy piece of shit with no purpose.
Ultimate Judge.
I...don't know how that'd work.
Ultimate Cartoonist
Maybe I could kill someone and draw some subpar piece of shit cartoon and leave it at the scene to make it look like someone else is framing me
Ultimate Insurance Consultant.
Sounds neat.
>>319861180
Congratulations, you're the mastermind.
>Ultimate Actor
>I actually really enjoyed theater/drama in high school
This mask ain't coming off. No one will see through my lies.
Well, fuck.
>Train driver
welp, im useless
>Ultimate Mortician
Having a great understanding of human bodies could come in handy when it comes to murder.
I'd imagine the execution being a live burial in a steel coffin, that shit would be pretty spooky.
Also, my character is probably a necrophiliac.
>Ultimate Of Independent Means
AKA Ultimate Slacker
Everyone forgets about me after the first case since I'm never present. The doors open but no one said anything so I'm still in my room chilling.
>>319861315
So would you be the ??? character of the game, or would everyone KNOW you're the ultimate actor?
>>319861375
You would actually stand a chance.
>>319861439
Anon would lie about whatever his ultimate skill is
>>319861425
All the students are required for the class trials though.
More likely you'd end up being the prime suspect for a murder because you don't have an alibi and no one really knows you.
>>319861159
Thank you anon, for giving me the chance to laugh one last time at a fictional burn victim's expense.
>>319861439
>The Ultimate Actor is just pretending he doesn't remember his identity
>fakes his death
>comes back during the final act to steal the show
>Ultimate Lawyer
So I guess I'm going to be Phoenix Wrighting my way to victory.
>Danganronpa 3
>the last case has you as the murder
>yfw you actually win using lies and everyone else is executed
>>319861618
>thinks he can beat the Naegis
>>319861618
That would make for a cool protag. Or they could pull a LA Noire and have "Ultimate Claims Adjuster"
>>319861541
>>319861614
>The Ultimate Actor is at the same time the Ultimate Liar
>>319861726
Well, Naegi was good, Hinata was neutral, so it wouldn't be too farfetched to suspect that the 3rd protag would be evil.
>>319861882
>How to discover the Ultimate Liar
>Hey everyone, what colour is the sky?
>Ultimate Magician
I use my magic to make another student disappear. Everyone thinks I killed her, but there can't be a trial because no body was found. Nobody trusts me, since I was last seen with her. Everyone thinks I'm a real bastard the whole game.
In the end she comes back to save the day. It's revealed that not only is she alive, but she's the Ultimate Magician's Assistant.
>Author
What the fuck am I supposed to do with this skill?
>Private Investigator
I'm made for this shit.
>Ultimate Cleric
I come bearing the word of God, and that word is "you are the suspect"
>>319857813
>>319859826
>>319859923
>>319859975
>>319860160
>>319860673
>>319860902
>>319861159
>>319861418
>>319861425
>>319861439
>>319861614
>>319862125
>>319861118
>Ultimate Secretary
>Ultimate Counselor
>Ultimate Lap Dancer (in a wheelchair)
>Ultimate Actor (The ???)
>Ultimate Groom
>Ultimate Butler
>Ultimate Tailor
>Ultimate Mortician
>Ultimate Slacker
>Ultimate Magician
I would play the shit out of that.
>>319862180
Lust after Togami.
Also kill pretty boys with scissors.
>Ultimate Drug Dealer
Anyone need their fix of memes?
>>319862180
Falsify suicide notes and evidence.
>Ultimate Central Intelligence Agency Agent
You are big students
>Ultimate Chemist.
Why the fuck not ?
>>319862646
>>319862965
You two should get along juuuusssssst fine.
>Ultimate Psychiatrist
Trial would have ended quickly with me pointing everyone characteristics and putting pressure to the suspect, after silently observing everyone daily lives.
>Super High-School Level Dancer
oh no
>Ultimate Hypnotherapist
Perfect. No one will suspect me.
>Ultimate Teacher
Now kids, let's not kill each other alright? Or you'll get detention!
>Ultimate Park-Keeper
well fuck
>Ultimate Surgeon
at least I can help analyzing the cause of victim's death.
>>319861072
That bothered me in the previous two games. "Hey, Naegi/Hinata have managed to solve the case every single time. Better continue to let them live."
>>319862646
>>319862965
>>319863104
>Ultimate Pharmacist
I want to help too. We should call ourselves the Drug Trio
>>319857813
>>319858394
>>319859727
>>319859826
>>319859923
>>319860478
>>319860581
>>319860673
>>319860902
>>319861118
>>319861159
>>319861418
>>319861425
>>319862125
>>319862479
These guys seem like an interesting bunch to be in a mutual killing game together.
I just want to be "Ultimate Person Who Marries Chiaki." Can that be a thing?
>>319860673
Too bad, this anon >>319863231 will point you out first.
>Ultimate Computer analyst
Me, Chiaki, and Chihiro would get along together.
>Ultimate Doctor
I can help anon >>319864093 with analyzing.
If I could just reach Mikan first before Junko did...
>Super High School Level Grave digger
Heads up anon >>319861418 >>319856310 or >>319857486, cause I'll be the part of the gang.
Oh, and you can come to me if you need to hide a certain dead bodies.... with the right price of course.
>>319853897
Composer!
Prep yourselves, niggas, here comes the fancy tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LAPFM3dgag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df-eLzao63I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7rxl5KsPjs
>Ultimate Politician
Shit. Well then, I'll be the first one to die it seems
>>319865091
This nigga's obviously the mastermind.
>>319853897
I am za Vindow Viper I have come to Vipe your Vindows
>>319864480
It's gonna be tough with >>319860902 around.
![shizuoheiwajima[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GUkIzzx.jpg "shizuoheiwajima[1].jpg")
>debt collector
Do I have absurd strength? Does that come with the profession skill sets?
>>319867476
You'd be the Mondo and Nekomaru of the game.
So good news, you'll probably live. Gotta subvert expectations.
>>319867670
>Both of those characters died
I-I don't like where this is going...
Ultimate Stockbroker
Oy vey
Ultimate taxi driver
If there's no taxi how can i keep my identity?Also muffled Pump It in the distance
![stallone-judge-dredd[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/csSh4yn.jpg "stallone-judge-dredd[1].jpg")
>>319861180
>Ultimate Judge
I don't know a thing about this game, but we both know exactly how this will work.
Ultimate Foster parent so fucking good with kids every other family is trash
>>319860581
It's be cool if this nigga was going around rearranging crime scenes and shit.
Ultimate Plasterer
>Ultimate Tatooist
I can't draw and I hate needles/blood.
This can only end well.
>>319868215
That's like being the ultimate biker, it didn't matter until he was executed, so I'm sure once you commit murder, they'll just execute you in a cab somehow.
>>319870070
hidin bodies in the walls
>ultimate prostitute
too easy i'll hit random again
>ultimate toilet attendant
fuck
>The Ultimate Dietician
I'm not sure why I'm satisfied with this, but I'm am.
>>319870272
Looks like you're selling some freaky shit, anon.
The ultimate refuse collector. It's perfect.
I am the ultimate lighthouse keeper. My rays of light shine through the darkest of dark's and it guides those that are uncertain of what is to come with a beacon of light showing them that land is quickly approaching them in the stormy nights. No matter the situation I will guide all seafarers to safety, even if I have to use the lantern and shine the light myself.
>School meals supervisor
You just know someone is gonna get poisoned
>>319872780
Or boned.
![h3o9R4A[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Nb3cOPi.png "h3o9R4A[1].png")
>>319853897
>this school needs me
>>319872852
Or served
>Ultimate Carpet Fitter
MAY AS WELL KILL YOURSELVES NOW FAGGOT
>>319872852
On The Meat Bone
>Ultimate Designer
I design ultimates. I design you. I am your God.
>>319853897
I'm a priest.
I guess I'll remove debuffs, heal and let people save.
>>319874038
>Ultimate Hypnotherapist
>Hypnotize people and start changing their behavior patterns
>Drive them to start killing others
>Know who the killer is thus can set people up to kill one person and then dispose of them
Super Duper Highschool Level Preacher. And the twist is that they find "there's holiness in DESPAIR."
Super Duper Highschool Level Private Investigator.
So I'm the protagonist?
>>319874237
Yes?
>>319853897
>costume designer
how did this thing know i'm a faggot?
>>319874237
I feel like you're trying to tell us something. Does it have to do with Adachi? And killers. Hmm.
>Immigration officer
Oy vey, it's seems Hope's Peak Academy is lacking in diversity. Let me and my friend Chaim fix that for you...
>>319863231
You're obviously going to die first.
>Ultimate Cartoonist
>Bailiff
Okay.
>Ultimate Cashier
Well, that sucks.
?
what does it mean?
what the fuck
>>319876141
You're mankind's last hope.
The ultimate hope.
>Ultimate Courier
>tfw delivering justice
Ultimate Pilot
Where's my Gundam?
>>319853897
>Ultimate Illustrator
Best porn in universe.
So apparently the Devs said the hero of DRV3 might not even appear in the main visual
Watch as all three of these chucklefucks die Trial 1
