>game gets harder based on your decisions
What game
>Decisions get harder based on your games
>can choose to spare boss
>he comes back and tag-teams you later if you do
>>319715876
decisions aren't choosing between being a dick and mr niceguy. Instead you're choosing the best out of bad choices
>game sucks your dick
>Select "load game"
>List of previously saved games appear
What's her name, /v/?
>>319716091
papers please
>>319716303
yeah you gotta choose to stay neutral or help people
staying neutral/asshole doesn't get you bonuses from the people you help but helping people will screw you over later
>Enemies can't open doors
>>319716091
>easy
>medium
>hard
>game commands you to bring it back to the store for a refund
>go to store
>the clerk is already looking at you
>"I've been expecting you, anon"
>Bad guys get on turrets when a lot of you show up
just like life
>>319716303
That is really shit and usually lazy
There's no weight to decisions if all of them are bad and it is impossible to truly succeed
>>319716192
>choose to spare boss
>he joins your party instead of trying to kill you
>game gets harder if you gitgud
>game gets easier, constantly laughs and taunts at you if you suck dick
>>319716536
>mfw that goon finally got his visa
I triple checked it
>>319716192
>choose to spare boss
>they join you
>>319715876
>die in a game
>"Would you like to turn on "holy shit dude you're fucking terrible, how can someone be that bad?" Mode?
>every single time
>>319716912
>He is weak as fuck
>>319716741
>>319716786
>>319716192
>choose to spare boss
>he attacks you anyway 5 min later
>>319717074
>I YIELD, I YIELD
>NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE
>>319716153
>>319717215
>character equipped with full Edgedric Spiky Armor of Hemorrhaging Veins
>10 ft long axe that could cleave a mountain in half
>random fucking ragbandits with puny daggers attack you on sight
>that happens
>repeat ad infinitum
>>319715876
>Menu changes depending on your story progression
>>319717589
>implying you didn't try to take down gods while only having leather armor equipped and a shortsword
>>319717589
merely pretending
it was just a joke
>>319718905
>If I kill this faggot I'll be unstoppable with his gear!
>>319718905
hahahaha what the fuck I got killed in one hit? fucking bullshit instant death
nothing I could do
How do i join
>>319716934
That's how it should be. World is full of casual pussies