>Playing game and having fun
>Girl enters the lobby on voice chat
>"Hello"
>Everyone starts going crazy some guys are like practically trying to propose to her while others are going maximum edgelord saying things like "Fuck off you stupid whore get back to Candy Crush and stop ruining games that's all you're good at you dumb bitch.
>>319646553
>having voice chat on ever
Happens in real life too. You ever hung out with your normie friends messing around and then a qt girl comes in? Everyone changes their composure the second they notice.
>girl talks on voice chat
>micspam in the most obnoxious voice possible "OH MY GOD IT'S A GIRL! IT'S A GIRL! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOOOOOD! IT'S A GIIIIRL!"
>she leaves the server
>continue enjoying vidya
I see a lot more black knights than I do white knights. As soon as they hear the female voice they start ripping into them. It's not even banter, it's just full-on nerd aggro.
It does make me feel bad at times.
>>319646890
Autism, truly a terrible disease.
>Playing games with 12 year olds
>Playing games with voice chat
I thought women made up over 50% of gamers. Why isn't it the other way around then?
hmmmmmmm
>>319646890
See this is one of the pathetic retards I'm talking about
>>319646553
>playing game and having fun
>girl starts talking over voice chat
>starts saying lewd things
>everyone else gets hard
>she sporadically leaves
>now it's a lobby full of guys with ragging boners
>>319647090
>>319646890
Maybe they feel uncomfortable playing the game because of dastardly villains like you acting like shit lords.
>>319646995
Who the fuck cares.
Maybe the bitch will do something with her life instead of playing shitty game scrolls like us.
>>319647310
>I'M DOING IT FOR HER OWN GOOD!
All you say is "What the fuck does it matter?"
>Be girl
>Enter lobby
>"Hello"
>You have been kicked from the server reason we don't want any trouble
This is why I only play single player JRPGs
Play SS13.
Everybody will assume you're actually a male neckbeard.
That won't stop them from coming on to you though.
>>319647741
Tits or gtfo
Even so that is a valid reason, no one wants females to shit up servers. You as a male should understand.
>playing game
>girls enters the lobby on voice chat
>"Hello"
>everyone goes quiet
>>319646553
>Playing multiplayer game
>Playing game and having fun
>>319647741
tits or gtfo
>>319647741
Was Jackie Chan the mod there?
>>319647741
Just don't use voice chat you fucking retard.
>>319647310
>>319647392
>Playing multiplayer games
>voice chat
literally only useful for micspam
>>319648032
>>319648240
>>319648265
Fro my experience you either learn to deal with it and even learn to laugh at it, or you become a bitter jaded thinskinned bitch who whines on twitter about the patriarchy and microaggressions while watching the white knight patreon dosh roll in.
Makes me wonder if the feminazi crowd were the same people who couldnt handle the banter and learn to ignore the thirsty betas and just have fun.
>>319648491
are u one of the nasally faggots i keep running into online
>play with /v/ or /vg/
>dank memes are spammed over the mic
>>319648839
>Realize no one on /v/ is a decent person
>Still come here because of literal addiction
>>319648958
I'm a decent person.
>>319648839
Weeabootique was fun because of this though
>ywn go back to the days of timotei, mortal kombonk, lucky star fandub, and animu OP/ED micspam
God 2009 feels like yesterday, where did the time go, who is this old hag in the mirror, why does she look like me asdfjgjglhlhlhl:;
>>319649034
NO YOU AREN'T!!!!
>>319649140
Yes, I am.
>>319647230
>tfw this will never happen to you
>>319647230
>>she sporadically leaves
>not knowing what "sporadically" means
>>319646553
>Girl joins server
>Says hello
>People greet her
>Game continues normally
Do i live in an alternative reality?
>>319649489
Yes
>>319649489
No, you probably just don't play shitty games.
>>319649598But it happened in a CS:GO pub
>>319647049
>>319647104
You're the autists here.
He gets rid of a problem. You'd be too insecure to do it and would sit there silently like the little bitches you are.
This is why you were bullied.
>>319646890
you're my hero anon
>>319649489
In what game did that happen? European server i guess too
>>319649942
>>319650020
>>319649715
It was an american one.
>>319647741
L O N D O N
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>>319649989
>>319646890
>samefagging
>>319649058
I'm sure you're beautiful, Anon.
>>319650132
>he can't check new ip's
>>319649942
But anon,I want to be bullied
>>319646890
No better than the fags who brown nose, kill yourself.
>>319649489
Only play on EU servers myself, same experience. Maybe there is that one German guy who is like ":)" all the time, but that is it.
>>319650282
By ugly dudes compensating for their inadequacies and pathological upbringing?
>>319650325
What is it with germans and emoticons?
>>319650361
no, by cute girls
>>319650171
It was in jest
But we're still all getting older.
tick tock, anon
>>319650387
Too bad they don't want to get near you for any reason.
If you're lucky, they may get their black boyfriends to beat you up. Is that enough?
>>319647741
Oh my god, it's a girl.. THE FUCK DO I DOOO
Uhm, hey haha want some free games? :D
>>319649058
>>319647741
>male posts on anonymous imageboard
>either pretends to be a female or is a full blown "genderfluid" degenerate assigning itself a gender
>gets replies
>>319650468
>kekfags
thank u /pol/ for introducing this distinct flavor of degenerate
>>319650521
Only if they're Japanese games
>>319648839
a meme once in awhile is okay, but there's people from /v/ and /vg/ that verbally banepost repeatedly
fucking kill yourself
>>319650543
It's not pretending when you're wearing a skirt.
>>319650282
Okay I don't wanna be that guy but can someone provide the source to this?
All I get in reverse image search is links to fucking funnyjunk of people posting that one exact page, never to an actual doujin link
>>319650410
It is never too late to start getting social. Rather than trying to fit a circle in a square, you should try to establish relationships with people who fit in your niche.
There are many unconventional ways to find someone like you, or enough like you for it to not be awkward. Try thinking "If I wanted to find someone (friends or other), where would I go to do it?" and you should find someone.
Online is shit, unless you can immediately act upon it (like a dating site), its not worth it and can make things hard to move forward. Keep trying.
Find your strengths and weaknesses, and work to better yourself as a person in such a way as to not compromise the core essence of your being, but to accentuate your inner-self so to speak. Bring out your best qualitites, either by physical, mental, social or other exercises.
Your biggest enemy is you, nobody puts you down except for you. Words have lose their power, and obstacles become victories if you adjust your mindset to trust and care for yourself. After you get over that hurdle, nothing can stop you.
Godspeed.
>being this insanely bitter about being bullied out of life
>hating women that much
when will NEETs learn
>>319650543
>no gurls allowed
Better nuke /cgl/ from orbit thenplease do, they are jealous bitchy landwhales
>>319650543
No fun allowed in /v/, am I rite?
>Playing game and having fun
>Girl enters the lobby on voice chat
>"Hello"
>"Hello"
>Playing game and having fun
>>319646890
Thats pretty good
CLEARLY THIS WHORE MUST DIE
>>319650721
Your google-fu skills are too weak.
Love/Hate Letter by Yuuki Ray.
>>319651786
Stop being a normal human being and start being a fucked up retard like most dipshits on this cesspool
>Playing KF2 with my fiance
>She never uses voice chat because OP
>She starts singing because she does sometimes
>I don't really notice because she does all the time
>Few minutes later I notice she's speaking in game
>Oh god she's had voice chat on all this time
>Tell her
>She immediately closes the game
>Lays in bed, pulls blanket over her
>"I'm going to die now."
>>319652962
I've done this too but I cant sing for shit
Whats better is that I only realized my horrible mistake after getting kicked with reason 'please go take care of your dying cat'
This will haunt me the rest of my life
>>319653423
I have trouble understanding how someone can make that mistake. My fiance explained that she isn't very familiar with the keys so she often accidentally presses or holds one down. I guess that explains why she inexplicably kills herself with grenades at least once each time we play the game.
Personally, I've accidentally left it on continuous activity, joined a server and proceeded to talk to myself incoherently the way I do.
>Fuckin' ass, 13 year old nigger faggot. Bet you eat shit. Retard kid. Bitch fuck
>You have been kicked from the server. Reason: profanity
>>319650380
They assume German seems threatening, so they sugarcoat everything they say with emoticons.They're absolutely right.
>>319653843
It was back with my old keyboard where some keys would stick (cat knocked my soda over and drenched the keyboard)
Just so happens the push to talk key got stuck or thought it was being held down.
Housemate still teases me about it. Really should have taken choir.
>Join game
>Start using my mic because communication is important to success
>Also usually betas only start using their mics when someone else does first, something about them trying to avoid the risk of criticism
>Get people to start communicating
>Except for one
>Last 15 minutes of the game, she starts mumbling "Um" and "uh"s and forcing laughter
>End of the game, she adds me
>Sends me a message
>"I like your voice :)"
Why is it not creepy when a girl does it
>>319648076
Fucking kek. Underrated post.
>>319654287
Cats are shitheads. Fluffy was getting back at you for touching his nose.
Let me guess: you had to get a new keyboard because the monster ate the cord like a lunatic?
>join game
>talk on voice chat
>girl starts talking to me and annoying me
happens every time
>>319646553
>b-b-but gamers aren't sexist
>>319654608
Cats are only as bad as the owner.
>>319654951
There are a lot of bitter virgins who play games. But they don't even make up a significant percentage, just a vocal one.
>playing TF2 /b/-tier server, with nazi/jew shit everywhere and no rules
>whatever dude it had instant spawn and was always at least half-filled
>girl and an orbiter join
>she asks for us to remove all of our porn sprays
>the orbiter joins in too, a little bit louder
>we say no
>she goes away
One of only two times I've seen a girl be a drama-queen online, out of who-knows how many. I think maybe that most people are normal
>>319646768
yep.
>>319654608
Nah, just because all the keys started to act up
He did worse though, he chewed a sizable chunk out of adragon dildo.
So I guess you could saymy pussy gobbled up that cock[\spoiler]I'm sorry[\spoiler]
>>319655087
I don't hate cats but I also don't believe that. My fiance's cats are shitheads.
>Her fattest cat jumps on shelf
>His enormous weight rips shelf off of wall
>Shelf falls onto glass desk
>Desk shatters
>Monitor on desk gets impaled by glass
>Cat activates antigravity field and glides down without a scratch
>Meows at us while we clean the mess up
>>319655098
Yes, they're just bitter virgins.
Nothing about women wanting and getting tons of attention and ruining games by making them all about white knighting retards and their fair maidens.
It's the evil men.
>>319647090
They dont. When they are asked if they play vidya, they just say yes, but in all reality, they are either desperate for a man or just want attention. In reality, maybe 1 out of 5 girls play vidya, but only 1 out of 30 play anything other than mobile games.
>>319655359
A shitty person is just that regardless of gender. There is no sexual prerequisite to being a living turd.
As far as I'm concerned, those aspies that ruin servers by sperging out at the sight of a woman are on the same shit level as women who join games to get attention. Both are so disturbingly insecure that it defines who they are and how they behave.
Besides, in my experience most women prefer to be more quiet and submissive. Those attention whores exist only to be avoided, in games and in real life.
>>319655341
Cats are only as bad as their owners.
Shithead owners who want a toy will get a shithead cat.
Mature owners who understand the responsibility of owning a pet (especially one that has more personality than a dog) will end up with a cat that won't fuck shit up.
It's like with parenting. Shit kids come from shit parents.
>>319655671
>spergs act up when an attention whore appears
>the spergs are the ones who are bad here
>also, you should leave the server, not the attention whore
OK then.
>>319655269
That sounds like a while different kind of nightmare from the singing fiasco.Did you continue to use it despite it being mauled by a cat?
>>319648958
Nah, it's just that decent people don't play on /v/ servers or join any /v/ groups.
>>319655805
No, faggot. Both should leave the server.
Although at that point, I'd be the one leaving instead. No point in trying to salvage something that broken. The spergs can wallow in their own shit together.
>>319655714
Generally speaking, sure. But cats will be shitheads regardless. Maybe not violent shitheads, but they'll act up on occasion and destroy things. You know it's true.
>>319656054
>hurr bitter virgins! they're just bitter and virgins and minority! how dare they accost an attention whore!?
>>319656146
Quit being a problematic shitlord.
>join game in tf2
>"hey guys, I'm a girl :)"
>call her out on her shot
>her orbiter comes on almost immediately spewing shot to protect her
>completely destroy them
>they start spamming shit I said earlier with no explanation, just to mock me. This goes on way later after everything has calmed down.
Why are they so retarded?
>>319656141
A well raised cat will generally only fuck things up accidentally and will not get into places where easy to fuck up shit is stored.
>>319656141
My cats have never acted up. They never destroy shit because I know how to act with them. They always shit in the neighbours garden though, but I like that.
>>319649058
Ahh, the only group of servers I'm banned on. I'm actually banned for micspam on there. Apparently repeatedly and loudly complaining about everything everyone else is spamming isn't "good" micspam.
>>319655972
Nope, had to replace it. At least it wasnt one of the super expensive ones.
I dont even know how he got to it, but I found it and tiny chunks of it in my laundry basket since he loves to nap in there.
>>319656278
>>319656257
Who called the cat defense force?
>But they only break stuff accidentally!
>He shits in my neighbors garden but that's ok because I'm fine with it!
I like cats but you know they're mischievous little monsters. Deep down you know that's part of why you love them.
>>319650721
Someone has a very pure google search history.
>>319656491
>complaining about micspam on the micspam server
You deserved it
>>319656535
He must have watched you and seen where you put it away. I can imagine his thought process.
>Yessss. Finally the scepter of power, which so holds the strength to subdue a woman, shall be mine!
>Now I need only consume part and, as the prophesy so foretold, take a chunk to my resting place to absorb its power
I bet he was real disappointed when you took it from him.
Has he gone after your new one or are you more discreet with it?
>>319648076
Goddamnit anon
>>319649942
You don't know what that word means. It isn't synonymous with "person I disagree with". By scaring off any potential change in your routine, you are actually behaving like someone with autism would.
>playing vidya
>girls joins server
>some underage kids spergs out like this guy >>319646890
>too afraid to come to the girl's defense because I don't want to be accused of white knighting by my friends
Why do people gotta be such autistic cunts. It's not that I care about the girl or anything but people who can't control themselves in their presence are way more annoying than even the worse attention whore.
>playing online game
>meet some cool people
>hang out for a few weeks
>a conversation about hygiene leads to one of them mentioning they're a girl
>so is the other
>don't make a big deal out of it
>mfw it turns out not all girls are attention whores
Of course they could still be dudes, but I'm convinced otherwise mostly out of a lack of interest.
>>319657771
>if you don't accept attention whores in your life then you must be an autist
>if you don't let people push you around like a little bitch you are you are an autist
>>319658263
>>too afraid to come to the girl's defense because I don't want to be accused of white knighting by my friends
This is exactly why pretending to sperg out at gurrrl gamurs is very important.
If it didn't stop white knights like you, it would be only a partial solution to the problem.
>>319658515
I get sick of it, personally. Every time I play a game with my fiance she has to either not speak or we have to kick one or two aspies that sperg out.
Can you stop just sperging out against all women, and instead specifically target the obvious attention whores? And while you're at it, sperg out at the other spergs.
>>319658736
Stop whoring and the sperging will stop.
It's this fucking simple.
>>319658835
Define "whoring"
Is it enough to sperg if a girl simply is in a game? Must they use a mic? Is the qualifier that they're an attention whore?
>>319658515
I wouldn't even acknowledge the girl otherwise, you awkward fuck.
My friend who moderates a CS:Go server is cool though. He usually kicks both the girl and the spergs when this happens.
>>319658929
>accuse people of being autistic spergs
>can't even understand emotions well enough to tell why do they act that way
Just play the fucking game instead of making self or your bitch the center of attention.
> playing gears 1 multiplayer
> sis handles the mic
> I do the controlls
> pistol whip the shit out of everything
> headshot after headshot
> win all gnasher duels
> sperging proceeds, sis has experience since she works at a 'special' school and treats them like the retards that they are
> rage ensues
> whiteknighting suddenly commences
> mfw ww3 during the score screen
Not to mention the 100 friend requests I got from playing just half an hour. People are pathetic.
>>319648240
>playing video games
UH, ALL REDDIT PEOPLE OR REDDITARDS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF THIS COMMUNITY BECAUSE ITS FOR NON-FAGGOTS ONLY, UNDERSTAND, CAUSE IF YOU DONT I WILL MAKE REDDIT PEOPLE BUTTHURT AGAIN!!!
>>319659148
You're right, I cannot fathom why someone would speg out. I myself am not autistic.
Anyway, neither I nor her are attention whores but we still manage to run into aspies constantly who, usually, will simply initiate a votekick against her without saying anything. Then, when it inevitably fails, they'll start screaming into their mic. Because I'm generally the best player in the server, they're the ones that end up leaving. But it's still obnoxious.
It doesn't happen all the time. Sometimes we'll go a week without it happening. Other times, every day, multiple times a day. There's probably some formula to it.
>>319659518
>I don't understand emotions therefore everybody but me is a sperg
Now I see why do you keep running into people you dislike. That's because you keep running into people who aren't you.
>>319659657
I guess I must just be autistic because I have no idea what it is you're trying to say.
Whatever, dude. I just wish you'd stop shitting up servers.
Who /grl/ here?
>>319659765
>muh gf
Kill yourself retard
>>319646553
bump.
>>319651786
things that never happened for 500
>>319648839
>play EYE with /cyg/;_;bros
>everyone is screwing around and having fun
I don't know, maybe cyberpunk games attract better people
>>319659904
Oh for crying out loud
The only time I'll get pissed at them is if they continuously bring up they are a girl. Like seriously bitch, for one we can tell and two your gender doesn't fucking matter. No need to keep saying "lol guys im a girl so excuse me if im bad xD" or like "i actually own this game and it's not my brothers or anything so dont underestimate me cause im a girl :P"
That shit is fucking annoying. Attention whores are the worst.
>be in game
>girl comes on the mic
>"h-hi guys"
>this happens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRkao-gyZC0
>girl joins the server
>suddenly everyone is making as many dick jokes as humanly possible
>playing gta v
>little kid comes on mic
>black guy says "ayo hol up my lil nigga say heil hitler real quick"
>girl joins server
>all the guys try to deepen their voices
>boy joins the game
>suddenly chat fills with people saying how much they love cock
>girl joins lobby
>very first thing she types is "Hello, I'm a girl. :)"
>kick her
We don't need attention whores.
>play counter strike
>girl comes in game and starts talking
>no one cares
See this is what its like to play mature games for for intelligent and sophisticated adult gamers.
>playing on server
>girl joins
>nobody behaves any different good times had by all
You guys must play on shit servers.
>>319646553
>Naruto has entered the lobby
>>319658271
Tfw formed a guild and the first 4 members turned out to be girls when we put up a voice chat for the first time.
Felt fucking unreal
>>319650637
>mfw it's gotten to the point where it's practically muscle memory to say "for you" when someone says an applicable phrase
I guess i should take your advice then
>>319647741
>tfw no mentally ill shitposting "girl" to get comfy and play JRPGs with
where are you anon
>>319662794
>Fedora: the post
I sincerely hope you're being ironic
>Join guild
>play with them for months and months and have a lot of fun
>from the beginning got a lot of attention from a lot of guildmembers for some reason
>one day notice that everyone refers to me as "she" when they are talking about me
>tfw everyone thinks I'm a girl and I'm afraid that everyone is gonna hate me when I tell them the truth
>>319649942
>girl says hello
>this is a huge fucking problem, better start sperging into the mic.
textbook autism.
>>319662383
Jokes on you, I do that all the time.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0N5fFQm1At4
>She says I have a nice voice
>He he
>>319665732
I know that feel.
My main group with like 20 bros in it are all men. Never has a female joined.
>Go off on my own and start another group, mostly with the intention of merging it into the larger one to increase our girth in games like Rust
>I find it's faster to recruit people on my own, less autism
>Literally all I ever find are women
Why can't I have this luck when I'm horny.
>girl enters voice chat
>noscope them until they leave
>>319666896
similar thing happened to me one, i was playing TF2 of all things and some people were going through the player list and discussing whether they were guys or girls
i was a regular of sorts on the server, but i never really talked that often, but i was picked out as a girl for some reason. shit was weird.
>playing online
>girls talking without introducing themselves or being lewd
>nor radical mens telling her to fuck off or kids getting horny
i don't how you guys are getting this problem but not me
