What is the best way to kill Sims?
Fire?
>>319626480
How about you focus on killing yourself first
>>319626604
I am
I have to practice on them though
and just for your cheeky remarks, i'm going to make a sim of you then make you gay with some other dude
post your picture so i can get your face right
Remove Will Wright.
Fire has been proven as the number one method of killing off an undesirable Sim in any of the Sims games. Just drop a fireplace in your house, shove your Sim next to it and surround him with cheaply-made wooden furniture that probably has dead Chinese child worker's blood mixed with the paint.
Lighting fireworks indoors.
>Have a house that fills all the plot
>Buy a lot of a lot of old wooden chairs
>Decorate the walls with multiple chimneys
>Call all the Sims of the neighborhood
>PARTY HARD
>When all people is inside (including the famous, for more glamour) remove the door and put a wall
>Turn on various chimneys
>PARTY HARD
How do we fix The Sims series?
What features do you wish to be implemented?
I heard only girls and gays play The Sims, and I don't see no tits on you.
>>319626480
Personally I like to use the swimming pool. Really easy and failsafe.
>>319626774
>>319627840
>take sims 3
>don't split into infinite dlc
>literally nothing else
>>319627991
That guy's left arm almost looks fake, like he's an action figure or something.
>>319627840
Sims 3 is pretty perfect. If they would just fucking fix the save file bug i'd never stop playing.
>>319627840
The Sims with anime aesthetic
>>319627840
The fucking playdoh look needs to fucking go. I'm not asking for photo realism but it should lean more towards the realistic side than a disney cash grab movie. It's just so fucking awful as it is now and it kills my urge to play.
>>319628310
>actually caring about graphics with your virtual dollhouse
>>319628498
Why in the sweet fuck would I NOT care about graphics when considering whether or not I want to play with virtual dolls when 90 percent of the point is to create something pleasing to look at?
>>319628159
Action anon, comes with the special fapping trigger.
>>319630850
>>319627991
you look like a huge faggot.
>>319628296
>The Sims with anime aesthetic
This is mostly what I want
But add in more Age Ranges, like Teenager, Early Adult, Middle Aged, Elderly
>play the sims
>make a single male sim, just going to start from the bottom and enjoy the career path game
>can't be bothered to pick up all the garbage in my house
>call up a maid
>french maid outfit turns my dick into diamonds
>seduce the maid from neutral to FWB status all in the time it takes her to pick up my sim's left over pizza box
>yahoo!
>fap
>exit sims
every single fucking time
>>319632909
>spend time making slutty girl sim
>fap
>exit game
