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2015-12-10 04:25:26 Post No. 319609703
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2015-12-10 04:25:26
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I wrote this up for a gamestop thread that got deleted. I already have it done so fucking enjoy.
Not mine but a friend of mine did this
>Friend goes with brother to the mall
>His brother goes to get a new wallet
>No idea what to do with the old one
>They go to a sbarro to get some sub-par pasta
>Friend gets spaghetti
>Had way too much, doesn't finish it
>Sudden revelation
>Asks for his brothers old wallet
>Shoves as much of the leftover spaghetti in there as possible
>noodles and pasta sauce oozing out
>Shoves that shit into his pocket and goes to gamestop
>Wanders around awkwardly avoiding eye contact with everyone
>when asked if he needs help mumbles indescribably
>After fifteen minutes finally grabs some usb adapter he didn't need
>"That'll be [excessive amount of money, at least ten dollars more than necessary."
>Some mildly attractive girl at register of course
>pulls out noodle wallet
>Looks at wallet
>Looks at girl
>"Y-YOU TOO"
>drops wallet
>cold noodles and pasta sauce splatter on the counter
>For a moment he struggles to hold back tears of laughter
>Runs out of the store as the girl cries "We're calling security
Best part is that I know someone who worked there. The girl quit, and they still tell that story.
