What are your thoughts on animal crossing's Tom Nook? is he really such a jew? seems like a nice guy giving you a free house, honestly
Crazy Redd is worse
>>319589501
That's nice, but I wish to discuss tom nook and why is he is not a Jew. Why did he ditch the apron look anyway
>>319589330
He donates a fuck ton of his money to charity.
He's still rich man though.
>lets you take as long as you want to pay debt
>doesn't force you to work for him in New Leaf
>doesn't force house upgrades on you in that game, either
Hes ok.
"Nook is a Jew" is like the whole "omg the water temple in OOT is sooooo hard!" Its an exaggeration that gets parroted.
Honestly, Nook lets you buy a home you can't pay for, and doesn't complain if you go years without making a single payment.
>>319589330
I never did understand the jew/loan shark thing. He never sets a time limit for you to pay him back or does anything even remotely threatening.
But he's a hottie, not a loan shark
>>319589330
Just a obstacle to house upgrades. I hope to god they expand house/property options in the next main game and that its not limited by a handheld
>>319589330
You know how dealers get people hooked to heroin? First one's free
>gets you a nice home
>gives you an infinite amount of time to make payments
>upgrades your home for if you do pay it off, again giving you an infinite amount of time to make payments with zero interest
Him being a jew was a parody, a joke. Somehow, through sheer forces of autism, the joke became what people actually thought about him.
It's like how people seriously believe most of the world thought the earth was flat a few hundred years ago. Most people knew it was round, it was a meme about how stupid they were, but somehow that became what people actually thought.
I think the real question is how does he keep his fat tanuki balls from spilling out his apron?
post more tom nook
>>319590526
Does he have them?
>>319590940
Does a good job of hiding them with how fat they must be.
>>319590940
I'm pretty sure Tanukis by definition have them.
>>319590526
>>319590940
>>319591143
>>319591061
>you will never walk into tom nook's shop to find him adjusting his massive nuts under his apron
Life sucks
>>319589501
but shes an animal
thread needs more of tom nook's bells.or balls
>giving you a free house
>that you have to pay for
>free
>cons you into buying a house
>giving
>free
>>319592196I'd rather a Tom, to be honest. Those fat thick balls, man. No homo
>>319592216
>Can pay him literally whenever you want
>Don't even really have to pay him if you don't want to.
We cant just talk about animal crossing anymore can we? This is why you furries are hated. No, animal crossing was never your game either before you deflect with that. That's your projecting your desires onto a cutesy collectathon game.
>>319592216
But you technically never have to pay? there's no punishment for it. Though you obviously want to pay to get a bigger house. Be thankful after a month of not paying he doesn't make you lick his balls or something as payment.
>>319592216
>PS+ debate
>>319592563
>don't have to play the game if you don't want to
Sure ok
>>319592678
No one cares
>>319592736
>he doesn't make you lick his balls or something as payment.
O-oh yeah I wouldn't want to do that haha
>>319592771
There are tons of thing to do that never involve paying nook. Paying nook just happens to be the completely optional main goal.
>>319592903
Is there something you'd like to get off your chest there, anon?
>>319589330
Hes cute and way better than Isabelle.
I remember growing up I had a fascination with loincloths for some reason and I'd always harass one of my friends about what was tom nook hiding behind his "loincloth" in the gamecube AC, didn't know better that it was an apron. Those were somehottimes.
>>319591941
Moar
>>319595670
More
>>319595670
Mmmf.
>>319592196Would you touch those nuts?
More lewd nook
>>319596273
>>319596448
What was the pic?
>>319600867
Nook showing off his hot balls. Maybe we'll get more later tonight.
>>319600885
Why is this pic giving me a boner
>>319601925
Possible nook molestation forthcoming
I wish the animal crossing games let you talk to people like Tom nook and Sable after work, and that they had their own houses.
>>319603473If you mean the one with tom nook, that was me. Post some tom nook if you got any..my phone is a shit when it comes to uploads
More tom nook
>>319604775
>trash
no thanks
Goddamn just post the lewd tanuki already
>>319604917
I hate /trash/, it's just an MLP porn board at this point, it should not allow pony shit.
>>319605041
seconding this, gotta love tom nook
>>319605164
Yeees, thanks based anon, please continue
>>319605164
Delicious.
>>319605164
Thanks you anon.
You are doing god's work.
>>319605164
please dump lewd tom nook and I will be a happy fapping tanukifucker
>>319605164
More.
>>319605839
Pluck some from the interwebs, tom nook's balls are worthy of a thread!
>>319605778Got any gay animal crossing stuff at least? even if it's not nook
>>319605778
>>319605956
This is an animal crossing thread, at least keep it animal crossing.
I would a Tom Nook.
This is an absolute joke. Animal crossing is not meant to be sexual you fucking freaks.
>>319606636
Did you ask the guy who made it?
>>319606636
You're on /v/, it's a containment board for the mentally unstable.
>>319606309
More
>>319606813
YEah but this is beyond retarded, even for /v/. These characters are little chibi animals. It's literally no worse than fucking your dog. At least Gardevior or whatever makes sense, she's somewhat "sexy" if you look at it from a freaky furry's perspective. But this is literal insanity.
>>319607023
How FUCKING new are you? literally off yourself you waste of life
>>319607023
Tell that to the fags who want to fuck Baito.
>>319607117
Hardcore projecting there.
>>319607023
>le /v/ is pure and has no furries meme xD
Back to reddit with you, faggot
>>319607203
>there are people on /v/ RIGHT NOW who wouldn't fuck the ultimate qt bunny boy jew
>>319607397
There's furries, aka people who are into characters like Lucario, Renamon, etc, and then there's fucking lunatics who are into animal crossing characters.
>>319607482
I'd balls deep that fuccboi, but not as badly as I want to do lewd things to nook's oversized nutsac
>>319607482
I know, he's perfect.
>>319607482
I don't like lagomorphs tbqh
I'd fuck a feline tho
>>319589330
>gives you a pleasant abode
>no interest whatsoever
>pay back the initial loan whenever you want to
why do people hate him? he sells you a house for 18000 bells, which is like 20 minutes of fishing at the most.
>>319607757
Why are you talking about animal crossing? This is a furfag thread.
If pic related does not sexually stimulate you, then kill yourself.
>>319607757
It's exaggerated as fuck, tom nook is a bro.
>>319609887
This makes me horny
>>319589424
Hey, fuck you, cousin.
>>319610249
You're not going to defend that literal jew redd are you?
>>319610359
you're just mad he got your shekelssomebody make a Redd edit of that shekel guy[./spoiler]
>>319610591
>>319610359
>>319610249
Redd's only purpose is to be servicing between nook's legs. He's a fagboi that sells fake art
>builds a solid fucking gold statue of you because he's so grateful someone actually payed him for once
Nook is like the anti-jew.
>>319611363
>builds a solid gold statue of you
>after you pay him 10000000000000000bells for all the upgrades
Get out tom nook and take your massive balls with you
>>319613883
Cute
>>319613883
B^U
