>4chan goes offline
>actually start getting physically uncomfortable, sweating, irritability, feels like I want to jump out of my skin
>literally addicted to a chinese cartoon board and just went through withdrawals
any tips on coping when 4chan goes down?
Video games?
>>319586378
i want to lick her feet
fap
>>319586378
Meth
8 ch at least the mods aren't full SJW there
![31b908d86c29baf836a2e0375fb2ab56[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HI280W5.jpg "31b908d86c29baf836a2e0375fb2ab56[2].jpg")
nearly the same type of feeling, op
i just felt uncomfortable thinking i literally don't know where else to browse while i'm on the internet
>>319586378
Just play a video game you really hatewhich is all of themso that you can rest knowing you'll be able to shitpost later.
That's what I do. Played Witcher 3. Holy shit that game is so bad
> Clunky combat
> Shit voice actors
> Shit graphics
> Shit story
> Shit Gameplay
>hit 4chan
>cloudflare
>oops
>make mistake again in 10 seconds
I'm turning into a robot
Post more ass.
>>319586582
>delete threads that have fuck all to do with video games
>S-SJWs!
8 chu is shit anyway
i made a reddit account out of panic
>>319586378
Get a job.
No seriously, i was at work when 4chan went out. Had no withdrawl.
>>319586378
shot heroin.
>>319587075
You're a fucking disgrace.
Commit Hari Kari rock
I need scissors
61
Everyone goes to the archive when 4chan goes down. Sorry you didn't get the memo.
>>319586582
at least mods aren't pedophiles here
>>319587097
> working
> ever
Fag
>>319586582
those niggers are crazy
>have plenty of other things I could do
>autisticly check site every ten minutes
>end up doing nothing and coming back eventually
>>319587276
>not working
>spending parents money
Kill la kill yourself fag
>>319586582
That chan is literally
>4chan sucks
If that weren't the case it would be half tolerable.
>>319587432
>Tfw I'm a trustfund babby
>>319587432
> Not getting neetbucks from gov't
Ingest gasoline, Homosexuality
So if 4chan ever permanently goes down, where will we go? Will we just all kill ourselves? Or will we create forum sites to discuss shit on like in the old days?
>>319586378
whats with her left ass cheek
>>319587635
>trust
Nacho money
>>319587681
>relying on montly obama
Do yourself one better, brother
>>319587785
some people might be concerned about spillover to other sites if 4chan goes down
but i would probably just kill myself
>>319587903
> not taking advantage of niggers
Tell me about your father, Skywalker
>>319587785
>>319588027
>taking advantage of niggers
How does it feel to be lower on the food chain beta?
>>319587903
It is actually. My uncle just gave me a shitload of money when I turned 18 to spend on whatever (hoping it was college). Not sure if that's still a trust fund.
>>319587075
>I went over to reddit's video game sub
How the fuck can anyone use that site, layout so fucked up
>>319586378
play games man
>4chan goes offline
>Still instinctively continue to click my bookmark for it multiple times
>Do pretty much nothing productive the entire time
There's no god damn way I'm writing lesson plans tonight no matter how much the universe might try to force me.
>>319588247
I use it for porn.
>>319586378
Post as Jim profit.
I find it helps immensely.
>>319586378
I took 2 days off 4chan, then that Smash Bros Announcement thing came up and I realized I had absolutely nowhere to post about it that wouldn't take 2 days for a reply.
I hate this place, but I need it at the same time.
>>319586594
That's because there really isn't any better place to browse right now. You can't even interject and come up with strange tangents to a topic to see how people respond in any other place, it's just nowhere near as fun.
>>319587487
Of course that's a major sentiment. It's a place a bunch of people did a mass exodus to because the mods of this site fucked them in the ass.
It's like 7chan with pedo shit on /b/, except warranted.
Although 8ch fucked itself by welcoming ledditors with open arms. Everywhere sucks now.
>>319588227
>not going to college
>being this dumb
>on a videogames board
>>319587785
Without 4chan all of us will not be contained and we will simply spread throughout the internet calling people keks, shitting on redditors and calling things we dont like "shit"
Our piss poor attitude and shit posting habits will infect others unless the entire will be one gigantic Chinese cartoon imageboard
>>319588247
I thought that I was the only person who thought like this. Other online forums are absolutely hideous and full of links, useless pictures that take up 90% of a post, and lines everywhere
>>319588209
> taking advantage of means lower than
Sukiyaki Western, Django
>>319588227
You're an idiot, and not just because you're wasting his money.
>>319588627
Kek.
I got my 2-year degree so far, but I'll go back for a 4-year and then medical school after I get back from Ntl Guard training, because then I won't be paying for my own schooling.
>being this judgmental
>>319588773
>not understanding the bare principle
Gaijin go home
>>319586378
I kinda get it.
While I was not physically freaking out I did start worrying about what would I do if this site ever goes down and checked every 10 minutes to see if it's back.
Even if I'm not using it at the moment, it's just nice knowing that's it's always there waiting for you to come and shitpost without any consequences. It's like internet really. If it's down I freak out until it's back but then I just do something that doesn't require it at all.
I watched RWBYI just started watching it and I still don't know if I like it or not
>Come back from work
>See 4chan is down
>"Oh man maybe I can finally get away from all that rampart shitposting about pro-censorship and anti-censorship"
>"Now let's see, where will I go for video game discussion in the meantime."
>Mind pulls a goddamn blank
>Sitting on the google search page for 2 minutes
>Find myself unconsciously typing "v" in the address bar
I JUST DON'T KNOW ANY MORE
I don't know what I'll do when the site will shut down forever
>>319588931
Dont let your dreams be faggot trust babby
I used to be an 11b and taught alittle college on weekends before that
>>319588781
>>319588627
>falling for the college meme
I actually feel good when it's down because it means I'm free to do whatever I want without missing anything.
>>319586378
Okay that's not weird or anything.
>>319589134
Shit-tier animation
You can do better anon
>>319589001
> implying principles hold up in modern society
I like it when you call me big pa, pa.
>>319587340
lel
>>319589229
>not just beig a fucking man and going to empty promises university™ to at least look good
>>319588247
Nested comments sure are hard to get your head around
I bet you don't even use a 4chan userscript
>>319587785
one of the other chans
>>319589134
Think of it as enjoyably bad. Don't be ashamed to make it your guilty pleasure. The fight choreography is pretty good and the plot is cheesy enough to be entertaining (although it's social commentary is shit)
>>319586582
>>319587487
Even so that place is a goddamn barren as fuck. You are lucky to even get a reply within an hour. Even luckier to see the thread reach 200 posts before the dawn of the next day.
Why is this place so addictive
you could get a life
>>319587681
Is that the life you want anon? Mooching?
You know what I'm shaking and you know how close we are
>>319589581
If we had actual friends with similar interests and were not spergs and autists, we would have left at any time.
>>319589410
>being opposed to doing anything with your life
Your anime waifu wolnt support your ass, your parents will de, and your checks will run dry
>>319589338
Sorry. I'm going to keep watching it
>>319589581Close this thread.
>>319587785
This legitimately worries me. I've spent so many years of my life with 4chan being one of the few constants, I don't know how I would get by without this shithole to come home to.
I'd probably reluctantly move to cripplechan , but it would never be the same
>>319586378
Therapy.
>tfw my GPU died last week
>new card only just shipped
>4chan goes offline
>can't play vidya
>can't shitpost
>>319589762
> life is worth living
Tippest of top keks, sheep
>>319589434
i created a thread on /b/ ages ago with a picture of that american psycho gentleman and labeled it a "trips thread"
i subsequently obtained trips in the original post
someone called me a script kiddie
is this what he was referring to?
>>319586378
I literally ate 2 dinners while it was down because I didn't know what else to do.
>>319590442
>being this beta
Tragic.
>>319589728
Real friends don't exist. Just the occasional circumstantial acquaintances you spend X amount of time in your life with and then move on to new ones.
>>319586475
Can't video games at work, brah!
>>319587263
You're not helping your case.
>>319588685
I like this idea
>>319590613
>sarcastic greentext response
ebic witty sarcastic comeback
all 3 of you are fucking faggots
>>319590613
> still taking this bait
Loving every laugh
>>319586594
I resorted to checking gaming "news" sites. It was a bad time.
>>319591017
>getting mad over two gentlemen having a friendly discussion
fuck you double nigger
Video games are for children.
Talking about video games... I can't even.
>>319591017
> being this jealous
Fuck off, shitbird
>>319591110
>>319586594
I just listened to music for a while, then got bored and watched Enter the Dragon
>>319588756
And yet everyone that comes to 4chan says they can't get used to the layout here. I don't get it at all.
>>319586582
GET YOUR FUCKING SEXIST BULLSHIT OFF THIS SITE FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
FUCK
*inhales deeply*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>319586378
what game?
IStudied for my finals
>>319586378
>tfw both Steam and 4chan are down at the same time.
>>319591714
Good goy
>>319590632
>TFW you understand that normie society exists so that people can have tastes interchangeable enough that you and drop and pick up new acquaintances as circumstance demands, allowing your bosses to do what they want more conveniently
>>319591714
Good. I didn't have to take any of mine. Had all cool professors who allowed exemption if you're grades were high enough
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE MODS DOING???! CENSOR THIS THREAD ALREADY!!
>>319591851
> mfw people think this is an intentional sedation tactic and not simply a product due to the degradation of mass intelligence, brought on by humanity's desire to consume
>>319592080
Dude just fuck off
>>319592080
Drown yourself senpai
>>319592080
Fa'm stop breathing
>>319593385
more?
![1400326004971[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JSzbYlh.jpg "1400326004971[3].jpg")
>>319593385
>uncut
lucky
my parents fell for the circumcision meme
>tfw i can hardly feel my dick
OP here, I always make fun of people who are hooked on smart phones and social media but... this is the same thing, it's just information addiction, posting on 4chan is a fucking dopamine rush
and the worst part isI only care that it's back up and it feels so fucking good
>>319593385
the hell is wrong with your foreskin or glans
either the head is too small or the foreskin is too big
>>319592080
No anon.
You could have just started working on your own game, like I did.
>>319593815
what game is this
>>319593790
You will never know that feel of having a large dick snug in your foreskin between your legs. It feels great, like a 2 pound weight in a blanket between your legs.
>>319591567
Scarlett Blade
I can't play for more than 5-10 minutes at a time, not for any bad reasons mind you.
>>319593790
>tfw born to jewish parents and live in Israel where I'm considered a jew but am uncut because I was born in another country and my parents didn't care about this shit before immigrating
>>319589176
You'll just find some other chan to shitpost at, like everyone else.
I know that feel. Too lazy to game and just need something to look at and laugh/read while having tv noise in the background.
Usually like to look at porn but not masturbate, save the shit for later.
Most threads on /v/ are full of shit I don't care about so I usually talk about porn or shitpost.
>>319594338prove it
>4chan down
>lots of pics of moot
Uh
>>319586378
>Game is about to come out
>Have to decide between continuing to go on 4chan and get spoiled, or go through withdrawal
>>319594420
>Usually like to look at porn but not masturbate, save the shit for later.
copy that, too lazy to organize anything too so it's porn thrown about everywhere, I don't know how many times friends have accidentally seen the forbidden visual knowledge I've gathered from the net
but that's another can of worms for a different time.
On a serious note. I've tried reddit and as others have said, I dislike the format and a good number of posts are usually "hurr why am I being downboated?" which I think is a system that always looms over your head ready to strike
video games? yeah. I just downloaded ms reboot and I've been playing path of exile. I just...just keep posting here...
this is bad guys
>>319587785
this place is like a prison for us
if 4chan goes down, we all gonna be released over the internet
Don't even expect that to happen, It will be the closest apocalypse
>>319586378
I watched Kung Pow on Netflix
>mfw it's not even rated above 3 stars
>>319594338
>tfw when american
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCSWbTv3hng
Who's this 4 chan?
>>319587263
>implying
I just continued watching the original version of Yugioh.
The soundtrack is pretty good, why did they bother changing it?They shouldn't have gotten rid of Pegasus
>>319590632
some truth to this
y'all some sad faggots, i hope you know that.
>>319587785
8 is the most likely surrogate chan
>>319586582
Its /v/ manages to be a worse place than here thanks to the mods there abusing their power while fostering their club of cocksuckers. It's not even unbearably slow or anything, certainly faster than /jp/ is here. 8vee is a really good example why 8 ch's system does not really work. At least over here you don't have a retarded cult around one single mod who is an utter retard getting told hard every time he pops up (moot is an exception but it's not like he did anything before selling the site). Then after being told he usually just bans people, deletes their posts and posts screencaps of their post history.
>>319590632
>>319590632
That's the problem you see, this is the way we view it but it isn't correct at all.
I was out working the entire time, I get back and 4chan is filled with threads about the downtime, how pathetic are you guys? seriously
I hope to god you guys are being ironic or something
