Alright /v/, lets play a game called "Save the Princess"
You've been flung into the future, and your only hope of getting back is through a time gate. Guarded by the GATE GUARDIAN.
How do you defeat him, enter the time gate, return to your own time, and SAVE YOUR PRINCESS?
>>319568662
B-But where is the princess senpai
>>319568965
Beyond that time gate mang.
>>319568662
In that case I summon a phantom to aide in my noble quest to save the fair maiden
>>319569212
Wrong knight , lazy faggot
>>319569212
Ain't got shit on the Guardian.muh
>>319569329
I don't see you posting anything of substance cumdumpster I bet you ERP as a submissive little healer
>>319568662
>>319569495
Making something right now faggot
Quality > some shit you stole from thread
>made the princess thread with pic related
>after 3 successful 500 reply threads
>4th thread was a 64 reply blunder, lots of complaining about daily memeing.
>Figure I'll make it a weekly thing
>Other chumpos post their weak princess threads in the meantime
>People will bitch that the thread is happening every day when I eventually post my 5th princess thread.
>>319569631
That's not how a vagina works though.Back of the knee maybe?
>>319569672
>>319569906
Yeah you're right. I have like 10 of these things though. I just wanted to make fun original content with you guys.
>>319569660
Don't dodge the issue
I asked YOU where is your substance maybe if you read my post I never claimed it now shut your whore mouth and keep thou thread alive so the anons can draw and post ITT
FLAWLESS
>>319570260
That remonds me, you guys think Jack will manage to beat this guys in the nwest release?
Or will this blue Morpheus will be still undefeated?
>>319570621
I think they'll have another battle for definitely.
Will it be Jack's time to defeat him? Who knows.
>>319570621
Depends how far the new series go.
Old Jack is usually seen as the unstoppable force that nothing can get in the way of, not even Megas XLR.
>>319570621
>>319570953
This is when Jack is supposed to be able to beat Blue Morpheus.
>>319569998
I want to save that princess
Filename
>>319571113
I have a feeling they'll retcon a lot of the Old Jack stuff in favour of being able to keep the iconic design.
>>319571974
I swear to god they better be bringing the Scotsman back.
>>319571526
I like to think black knight has pic related's moveset
>>319569083
>>319570953
Wait there's a new samurai jack?
Time for my super serious attack.
>>319569672
>>after 3 successful 500 reply threads
Do you have archive links to them?
>>319572612
>implying the gate isn't one-way
>>319572706
SOMEBODY ANSWER PLEASE THIS SHIT IS MY CHILDHOOD.
>>319572809
Yes, there is.
>>319572532
>>319572713
BLUE MORPHEUS IS DESTINED TO BE DEFEATED BY ONLY ONE MAN FGTS
>>319572809
Yeah. coming 2016
>>319572809
Yes.
>>319572862
H O L Y
>>319572870
SH
>>319572894
IT
>>319572997
My exact reaction. Can not fucking wait.
>>319572997
The time has come
OH SHIT HANK HILL IS COMING TO KICK YOUR ASS
HOW DO YOU SAVE YOURSELF
>>319573340
Buy why are they stuck? The gate is right there. There isn't even a guardian anymore.You write for Bethesda don't you?
>>319573547
It was the other guy who said the gate was one way.
>>319568662
I summon my own Gate Guardian
>>319573917
Who?
>>319574634
the shittiest bionicle combiner ever
>>319574801
>bionicle
For some reason I'm reminded of Pogs. I miss Pogs.
>>319573917
>not this Gate Guardian
Thread ded???
>>319577514
Maybe? Have you tried to defeat the guardian yet?
>>319573482
He would never harm that which he loves the most.
>>319579013
Laff'd. 9.5/10 - Its alright.
