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Anyone else jelly of these tans?
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Anyone else jelly of these tans?
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Tan lines are great.
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>>319548000
Disgusting. I hope there is an option to turn tans off. Women's skin should be ghostly pale always.
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>>319548000
I want to spend time with Honoka.
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>>319548000
Sort of, considering the weather here has been garbage and I never got the tan I did last year.
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>>319548345

There was an item in 2 that stopped them from tanning and could even reverse their tan.
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>>319548345
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>>319548763
You disgust me, you sick degenerate.
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>>319548000
No I'm a dude, and I don't think women have a thing for tan lines.

When was the last time you went to the beach, /v/?
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>>319549546
I live in the fucking desert. There is no beach.
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Looking forward to milking my prostate to this incredible game. Eat dog shit while I cum, America.
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>>319549760

Got that dragon buttplug polished and ready anon?

Honoka only takes good little subs.
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>>319549635
You live on a very large beach.
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I wanna impregnate their lewd bodies!
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>>319550061
Only the best and widest for my asshole and prostate. Gonna take a day off from work to sit in my own lube and cum piles while I play my collector's edition of DOAX3.
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>>319550061
I'd like to see her try that shit on Nyo and see what happens to her.
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Tan lines have to be one of the dumbest fetishes of all time.

But so is tanning. Because what kind of a moron wants to sit out in the sun literally cooking themselves instead of just letting their skin be the color it naturally is.
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>>319548000
>tan

white ppl r wild
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>>319550190
I want to impregnate one of them and have her impregnate the other.
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>>319550190
You take those two and I'll have Mila finger my ass while I fuck Nyotengu in her cum filled pussy.

DOA has the best girls in vidya.
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>>319550510
>the sun is unnatural
Go outside you fuck.
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>>319550282

This shouldn't sound like a good time to me.

God dammit, /d/
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>>319550190
They are going to be so pissed.
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>>319550823
The sun isn't unnatural but fucking laying outside with your clothes off with the sole intention of having it cook your skin to a darker color is definitely fucking unnatural.
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>>319550927
It's a hassle to do it cleanly, but prostate orgasms are da best orgasms.
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>>319548000
>skin looks like gummy bear
i like it
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>>319550757
not into pegging personally but I'd let Mila
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>>319548000
I rather have their brown skin than tanlines.
Tanlines only look good in anime lolis.
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>>319550757
Fuck yes it has, other franchises cant compare!
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>>319551446
> bottomless Mila

All of my cummies
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Looks great. It's a shame that all girls in the game look like they have a downs syndrome because of those retarded faces.
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>>319551646
Perfection.jpg
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>>319551778
lol, stay mad, gaylord
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Gotta a huge load to blow.
Which DOA girl would suck me dry?
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>>319552041
Lisa,Tina,Rachel!
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Is this coming to america
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>>319551446
I want to FUCK Milla sweating body after her MMA matchs.
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>>319551446
I'd love to feel Milas loving embrace while she penetrated me.
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>>319548000
I'm honestly buying a PS4 for this.
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>>319552041
Nyotengu swallows.

I guarantee it.
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>>319552138
Only if you import through #playasia
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I really wish Mila got the advertising gig Hitomi or Marie got

oh well
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>>319548345
Leave
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>>319551446
I'd only let her do that if she fisted Hitomi first.
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>>319551646
Whoever thought of that combination of jewels, bikini cape and panties with the heels should get a raise.
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>>319553302
That's probably what caused them to think of it.
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Vita owners probably.
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>>319554360
Buying this on Vita is a tremendous waste of money.

I look forward to it.
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>>319548000
Why did they have to make her ass so big this time?
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>>319548345
I genuinely agree with this.

Also, the presence of tanlines only serve as a painful reminder of how perfect their skin COULD be. It wouldn't be so bad if they just weren't there.
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>>319554836
There's going to be so damn much DLC and that's not region free. At least on PS4 you can have two accounts logged in at the same time.
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I wish every character had a costume as majestic as this.
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>>319555596
So can I get the dlc on a jap account and use them on my English account?
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>>319556431
You would log in on the JP account (actually Asia account if you want English subs) and download through their store. PS4 supports multiple accounts so you can use the other account's DLC after buying and downloading it. PS Vita has to be factory wiped.
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>>319548000
Just post Honkers
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>>319556608
When you say English subs you mean English on the store? The Asia game is region free?
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>>319556859
The Asia game is the one with a Hong Kong English language option. The Japanese one will be Japanese only. Both stores can be viewed in english I think.
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>>319556608
Hot damn, I didn't know this. I am excite.

>>319556802
More
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>>319556802
>bellybutton

Ayy lmao
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>>319556802
Best girl. Fill this thread up with honks honkers
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>>319556802
I want her and Marie Rose working muh dick at the same time.
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>>319548345
Good luck on finding one without being burqa wearing nutters.
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>>319556321
Helena is a Goddess!
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>>319550282
Can you post your dildo ? I want to try them but I've never put anything in my ass before
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>i'm buying the game for volleyball
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I want Honoka to sit on my face
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>>319557549
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>>319559684
The new faces of Dead or Alive.
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>>319549546

Went one this summer, shown off my sterling white thin body while constantly reapplying sunscreen.
I missed a spot which is still noticeably browner
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ERECT
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>>319548000
Nice trips.

I'll just fap to the videos after its release as usual.
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>ruining your skin damage from sun exposure

there's absolutely nothing good about a tan
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I want to milk Ushimaru.
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>tanning
>ever
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>>319559517
Start with your fingers, so you can learn where your prostate is located. Clip your nails, go poop, take a shower and clean your asshole, then watch porn and tease your ass for a while to ease nerves.

I find it's best to lay on your side and when you're ready, start with a finger and loads of lube. You can't have enough. Go in with your finger able to curl upward toward your balls. Look for a walnut sized lump. Thats your new best friend.

Gently rub, slowly. Go too fast and you'll ruin the sensation and build up. I love rubbing the sides of it. You'll know you're getting it when you feel a sensation in your tummy. Also, your dick will pour precum. Buckets. Stop for a bit and jack off. Edge. Then go back to it, slowly. It will take a while of back and forth, your body will be tired from stretching. But if you can cum from just the prostate, it is insane. Longest orgasm I had was probably a minute long, mostly muscle spasms after I emptied my balls.
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>>319559684
first pic makes me think of a fat nerd playfully splashing water between them
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>>319552125
>Rachel
He said girl.
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>>319560987
Is it confortable to sit on a dildo while playing vidya ?
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>>319561420
You're ducking gay fagot.
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>>319561420
When you get adjusted to larger things, buy a suction cup prostate massager (I say dildo, but it's a prostate massager). I sit on my knees and a few pillows, with the dildo suction cupped to my wood floor. Easing into it and keeping lube and a warm wet towel handy, I keep teasing my prostate while I play. Squirming a bit to feel it hit my prostate is a lovely reminder that it's there. After lots of teasing and arousal, I'll eventually cum while sitting up and down a bit.

It's also fun to buy a vibrating egg and strap it to your cock head. Feeling like cumming? Turn it on and let it finish you.
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>>319551156
>If you're outside you MUST be doing something.

Laying around on the beach is not an exclusively human activity. Just because somebody brings the appropriate lotion, music or whatever along with them doesn't make them any more weird than you do for doing whatever it is that you do to attract mates.
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>>319561420
no; you want a butt plug. dildos are very fun when you're actively using them but they become uncomfortable if you just leave them in when you aren't engaging in any sort of sexual stimulation
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>>319562478
yeah i mean laying in the sun does feel good, but it's absolutely terrible for your skin and should be avoided when possible
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>>319548000
>jelly of skin cancer

“It's not in the mainstream media yet, but the biggest jump in skin cancer has occurred since the advent of sunscreens. That kind of thing makes me happy. The fact that people, in pursuit of a superficial look of health, give themselves a fatal disease. I love it when 'reasoning' human beings think they have figured out how to beat something and it comes right back and kicks them in the nuts. God bless the law of unintended consequences. And the irony is impressive: Healthy people, trying to look healthier, make themselves sick. Good!”
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>>319548345
This desu

Not only are pale women sexier they also age better since they didn't destroy their skin via tanning
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>>319562120
Welp, I guess it's time to order some shit.
What kind of games do you play while using your prostate massager ? I think I'm gonna play Neptunia
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>>319548000
No, but I'm jelly of the body.
I wish I was a woman
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>>319562731
Look at this fat ugly piece of shit sperging out over others having better willpower and selfawareness.
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>>319562840
get a glass wand sex toy. they're great for prostate stimulation is they make it very easy to find and apply pressure to the prostate
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>>319562840
Seriously, all jokes aside, try using your fingers first. Not all guys can cum via prostate play. Some guys won't feel a thing.

If fingers feel great, then consider a plug or massager.
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>>319563009
nothing anti-androgens and estradioal can't help remediate!
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>>319563278
glass wands are way easier to use than fingers. i can't really stimulate my prostate with my fingers for whatever reason, but glass toys do the job like nothing else
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>>319550190
They both are not in x3
>feels bad man.jpg
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>>319562731
What a spergy post.
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>>319562731
Maybe because of the fucking cancerous garbage in 90% of sunscreens you fucking faggot
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>>319563951
sunscreen absolutely helps mitigate some of the damage of sun exposure. it's essential if sun exposure is unavoidable. seriously, don't be a fucking idiot and buy into the "sunscreen is CHEMICALS you'll get CANCER" horse shit; if you're going to be in the sun, you're far better off using it
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