>200 years pass
>this shit still everywhere
B R A V O
>200 years later
>CRAM
Coca-Cola's been around for over 120 years. I think they can do it.
>>319523890
There are so many bottles around because it was hugely popular, there's even a loading screen which states it.
What's Coca-cola's shelf life?
>200 years of development
Wasn't Nuka Cola originally a post Great War invention, and only in FO3 or Tactics they changed the canon so that it would exist before the war because LE WACKY COLD WAR NUCLEAR WAR PANIC REFERENCE?
See original description:
>A bottle of Nuka-Cola, the flavored softdrink of the post-nuclear world. Warm and flat
>200 years pass
>somehow only 10 songs on radio
>no new songs anymore only old crap
>>319525815
This
>Audio playback and recording but no new music
What a wasted opportunity for originality
>>319523890
>drinking soda
>that expired 199 years ago
>asking for lethal digestive problems
Yeah ok
>>319525565
1) no it wasn't
2)putting "le whacky" infront of something doesn't make it bad.
>>319526503
>no it wasn't
Got some spoof of that?
>putting "le whacky" infront of something doesn't make it bad
You think that's bad? Remember that time I was boxing with George Bush? xD
>>319526649
>Got some spoof of that?
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Nuka-Cola?file=Canyon_City_Nuka_Plant.png
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Nuka-Cola?file=FoT_Nuka-Cola_Cherry.png
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Nuka-Cola?file=FoT_Nuka-Cola_Truck.png
>You think that's bad? Remember that time I was boxing with George Bush? xD
You being retarded intentionally isn't even close the same thing.
>>319526754
>Tactics screenshot
>Tactics screenshot
>Tactics screenshot
>and only in FO3 or Tactics they changed the canon
You can't even fucking read, redditor.
>You being retarded intentionally isn't even close the same thing.
LEL upvoted my brotello xD
Improved preservation, the government specifically contacted these companies to invent food packaging that would last through nuclear Armageddon.
>>319524397
its around two years
the more pressing issue is that most bottles wouldn't last that long because cola is acidic
>>319526971
>can you make soda that will last for two centuries
do you realize how stupid that is
>>319527192
It's okay it's science fiction anyway :^)
>>319524062
CRAM CRAM CRAM CRAM CRAM CRAM CRAM CRAM CRAMETY CRAM OHOOOOOO CRAMETY CRAM !
>>319527192
Supermutants.
Radiation not being a problem until you get a certain amount, and then you instantly die.
Gun that shoots two bullets without using two.
But no, food so full of preservatives and chemicals and probably something involving radiation lasting as long as they were designed to, that's too far.
>>319526429
That stuff lasts forever. At worst you may have some of the ingredients separate and you end up with a residue of artificial colours and flavours sitting at the bottom of the bottle. It would also be totally flat but that doesn't really make it dangerous to drink.
The only real issue I can see would be the degradation of the packaging which if it was made of plastic would be an issue but they're glass which as long as it's left alone shouldn't degrade terribly much or leech chemicals into the drink.
>>319527192
Almost stupid enough to put in a video game that has no basis on reality...
Turn off the autism and on your suspension of disbelief anon.
>200 years
>200 endings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4
>>319527579
>micheal bay movies are great, just turn your brain off
>>319527263
I cannot fucking stand this shit. Having a world that makes sense and characters that make believable, (usually) rational decisions are the most important parts of post-apocalyptic, horror, and science fiction. I best this retard loves Mad Max and Elysium.
>>319527638
>literally letting shit like the expiration date of food in a magical-realism filled fictional universe annoy you
>>319527448
It's not food it's soda, furthermore it'd be miles more simpler to just fucking make a carbonation device so you just add powered soda mix or make your own syrups
Not only would you have to design a cola with tons of preservatives and chemicals to keep the flavor you'd also have to use some super glass just to store the shit
just for soda that you're meant to consume, I could understand if it was something like fuel or actual food like yeast but soda? that's not a basic food group only a fucking retard would try to preserve soda, it'd be the equivalent of trying to preserve a cooked pizza for 200 years
>>319527638
I never said anything was great...
>>319527665
I agree, but up to a certain degree. Usually when someone starts talking about things like this you notice he is super spergy. Like that twitter kid
>>319526857
>Wasn't Nuka Cola originally a post Great War invention
>originally a post Great War invention
>a post Great War invention
No, it wasn't
Fuckin 8gagers
>>319527638
Are you saying Pain and Gain isn't a masterpiece?
>>319527961
Still waiting on proof of that, reddit.
>>319528020
You're right, anon.
Thanks, Bayne. You're a real big guy.
>>319526857
>>319528070
It's stated in every single game that it isn't, and you probably won't accept any real answers while just trying to deflect anything even posted here, so what's the point of talking to an idiot?
Go back to shitposting, like you were doing already.
>>319528070
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Nuka-Cola
>>319528140
You earned a Gold for that, good sir. I tip my fedora to you.Still can't come up with actual proof? Cute.
>>319528185
>It's stated in every single game that it isn't
Where. Give me a direct quote from FO1 or 2, that should suffice as a proof well enough, my neo-friendo.
>hurr you won't even accept proof so I won't even try
Great deflection, kid.
>>319528287
>Tactics screenshots and FO3 lore
>even FO4 is mentioned in description of basic NC
You really are retarded, aren't you?
>>319528384
Man, EU hours are the worst, thanks for proving my point though.
>>319528287
Also, fyi wiki accepts FO3 and FO4 as canon, so it's not credible in any way when discussing original series.
>>319528384
>http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Nuka-Cola
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Nuka-Cola_(Fallout)
Fallout 1 article
>>319528384
You are just shitposting for the purpose of trolling, aren't you ?
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY ARENT MY GAMES 100% REALISTIC
>>319528663
>100%
>0%
>>319528587
>same FO3 lore
>Tactics mentioned again
>literally the same info as linked above
>still nothing that points that FO1 Nuka-Cola is pre-war
Nigger, are you seriously non-ironically retarded? Are you capable of understanding basic writing? C A N Y O U R E A D T H I S?
>>319528384
Why are you asking them for proof when you made the initial claim?
That's not how it works.
>That one autist sperging out over Nuka Cola and its canon story
>>319528663
it would of be pretty cool if there was an active nuke-cola factory, maybe ran by robots
that could explain it
>>319528518
Are you the type of guy who will say "black" when everybody say "white" ?
Oh wait, you dropepd this, faggot.
>>319526289
>>319525815
There's literally a singer in Goodneighbor who produces new songs.
>>319528650
>>319528509
>>319528786
Still no proof, cute. Please kill yourself and stop wasting air.
>>319528761
>That's not how it works.
Here's my proof, original FO description:
>A bottle of Nuka-Cola, the flavored softdrink of the post-nuclear world. Warm and flat
>softdrink of the post-nuclear world
There's nothing that points that it's pre-war, it's pretty obviously said here. Your turn, bud.
inb4 another FO3 canon article
>>319528772
>doesn't care about the incredible story of nuka cola, how it came to exist, what it's ingredients are, or how it tastes
Fucking scrubs don't even care about lore anymore
>>319526429
I have that perk that means I don't get any RADS from eating food. I think i'll be fine.
>>319524062
What does CRAM even stand for, I assume it's something like SPAM. I've played all the Fallout games excluding Brotherhood of Steel, and I still don't know.
>>319528753
>In Fallout Nuka-Cola tends to play a background role. Dugan, an addict can talk about the drink in Fallout, but otherwise it has no direct effect on the storyline.
Fallout 2
>The drink has several minor uses for quests and items in Fallout 2. One of the three ingredients of a super stimpak as crafted by the artiste of the test tube known as Myron.
>>319528865
The wording is obviously ambigious, it says nothing about being invented after the war, only being the drink of the post-nuclear world.
>>319528865
Haha now I know I can walk away from this thread, knowing you are an underage shitposter, who digged himself in his little comfy world where he will be always right, no matter what other people say.
Aren't you happy, in your little comfy world where nothing can arm you, little faggot ?
>>319527263
>tweeting Pete Hines about lore shit
He's a fucking PR guy. If you're gonna ask someone about lore, tweet Emil Pagliarulo or one of the other writers.
>>319528983
This.
War was obviously looming, but hadn't started yet. The commercial was just playing into that.
>>319528865
W...whait.....what the...you little faggot...
It's the drink of the post nuclear world because the bottle were EVERYWHERE ! it's the drink of the post-nuclear world because EVERY survivor found those bottles EVERYWHERE !
Oh god learn to read !
>american education
>>319528924
>anything of that
>proof that Nuka Cola is pre-war
So you CAN'T read. Thanks for clearing things out for me.
>>319528983
>i-it's ambigious
No, it literally says post-nuclear. So hey, since you're accepting my proof, it's your turn now. Chop chop.
>>319528993
>Oh no, he posted proof
>I can't come up with any arguments
>I BETTER CALL HIM SHITPOSTER AND LEAVE
Bye now.
>>319528865
Do you not realize what "Post-Nuclear" means you ape?
>>319529114
Reddit is two blocks down the road.
>>319528912
CRAM CRAM CRAM CRAM CRAM CRAM CRAM CRAM CRAMETY CRAM CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM CRAMETY CRAM !
>>319529119
Yes, it says that it's the drink of the post-nuclear world.
That's right.
If the world was blown the fuck up today, and a large supply of Coca Cola survived the apocalypse, it would then be the drink of the post-nuclear world.
Which is what makes it ambigious, and therefore supports neither side of the argument.
>>319529119
Jesus christ nigga I gave you proof that Bethesda didn't mess with shit but here you go:
>A bottle of Nuka-Cola, the flavored softdrink of the post-nuclear world. Warm and flat
Fallout in-game description
>>319529114
>/v/ during european hours
I wish I had a job so I could force myself to fall asleep sooner, this shit is painful
>>319529119
>drink of the post-nuclear world
not
>drink made in a post-nuclear world
At a guess that means that there is still tons of the stuff lying around and people in this post-nuclear world are drinking it.
>>319529229
>>319529146
>>319529242
>>319529348
Still waiting for ANY proof that support your argument.
>>319529114
>whait
>>319529394
Where is your proof beside "uuuur duuu thu drink of the post nuclear wurld " ?
>>319523890
It was really popular and the company produced a loooooooot of the stuff.
>>319529394
I'm debunking the 'proof' for your side of the argument, not trying to support the opposite side.
You don't know how an argument works, do you?
>>319529394
Oh wait, I mean still waiting for your ARGUMENT. Because I've yet to see one aside from "i-it's ambigious" and FO3 lore links. Because that's not an argument, that's a bad excuse.
>>319529440
>n-no u
Cute.
See, I have some vague proof. You don't have even that. Vague proof is better than none.
>>319529394
>ANY proof
Every fallout game after tactics stating that it was made before the great war.
>>319529394
We're waiting for your evidence.
Your only "evidence" is the use of the term "Post-Nuclear", which means "After the discovery/harnessing of nuclear energy" not after the bombs droppped.
It would be described as "Post-War" otherwise.
Please, crawl back from the hole you came from.
>>319529394
Oh, I get it you're that special type of stupid. Read the description given to you, by me if you will.
Nuka-Cola was invented in 2044 by John-Caleb Bradberton. Its unique taste gained widespread popularity, quickly becoming the most popular soft drink in the United States with an extremely dedicated following. The widely known dazzling blue bottle color was adopted as standard in 2052, after market research programs indicated that the blue color was the favorite in 86 people out of 100 polled.
The ingredients of Nuka-Cola include: carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosphoric acid, potassium benzoate (to protect taste), natural flavors, citric acid, and caffeine. What gives it a unique flavor is the essence of seventeen different fruits mixed in just the right proportion to give the beverage its trademark taste. Some versions of the drink also include vita-minerals and health tonics. During the Great Passion Fruit Famine of 2044, people actually noticed the taste difference when the recipe was changed.
By 2067, vending machines with ice cold Nuka-Cola could be found on virtually every street in America.
Nuka-Cola was the most popular flavored soft drink in the United States before the Great War. After the War, Nuka-Cola remains one of the most popular soft drinks of the post-nuclear world, as much of it was preserved in a fairly pristine state, although it tends to be warm, irradiated, and flat. In Fallout 4, Nuka-Cola bottles take on a newer look.
>>319529530
And we got outselves a legit retard here. Congrats.
>>319529572
>as much of it was preserved in a fairly pristine state
how, why didn't they preserve clean water
>>319529572
See >>319529613
FO3 and Tactics lore is not relevant to current conversation, we're discussing FO1-2 NC, not post-rape canon.
>>319529613
>We
implying you are not the retard here.
>>319529675
This is from fallout 1 and 2 you ding bat
>>319529394
There are Nuka Cola machines in Fallout and Fallout 2.
Is your dumbass going to say that these were made Post-War?
>>319529674
that's not the question here.
>>319529690
>no, it's your who'z stoopit cuz I can't come up with any real argument, MOOOOOM
Whoosh.
>>319529731
The guy you're replying to is retarded, but at least read through the reply chain, man.
>>319529264
>european hours
it's midday, everyone's working dingus
>>319529731
shhht, at this point he's capable to say that the US never went to the moon.
>>319529790
>urohpeens can't be neets
>>319529804
But they didn't, the moon landings were faked.
>>319529731
Ding ding ding, we finally got a winner. The only non-retard in the entire thread filled with Toddlers.
Good job.You ruined everything you faggot.
>>319529887
Pretending you are retarded just for trolling sake.
>what year it is ?
>>319529860
This desu
You can't send a man to a projection in the sky
The earth is a cube wake up people
>>319529969
>didn't play FO1-2 and thinks he knows lore
>links to FO3 and Tactics canon
>u-ur a retard
:^)
>>319530032
But no conclusive proof has been presented that Nuka Cola is a pre-war or post-war invention in Fallout 1 or 2. The original poster claimed that was the case, contradicting the four most recent Fallout games. The burden of proof lies on the side claiming that Nuka Cola is post-war invention, and most tangential evidence seems to indicate the opposite.
>>319530202
But we do have this truck in fallout
Sunset sarsaparilla bottles survived the bombs and that was made up by Obsidian. Why just focus on nuka cola's story as if it's ridiculous?
>>319528865
Maybe they mean that the radiation altered its taste, hence the description.
just read over this thread.
just more proof of why /v/ is the worst board
>>319527106
Nuka cola is in glass bottles though.
>>319526857
Guy, the other guy is shitting all over you, just stop
There's a supermutant cure now by the way
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Nuka-Cola_%28Fallout%29>tfw getting trolled on a shit board
>>319530318
I think it was implied in FO1/2 that there's a factory still producing the stuff post war. However, those pop machines in FO1/2 clearly show it as prewar.
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Lumpy_(Broken_Hills)
This shit is proof that Nuka-Cola was made before the war.
>>319530597
>http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Nuka-Cola_%28Fallout%29
The troll here is claiming it's non canon
>>319530706
I know, and I responded
>>319530628
They are pre-war, but there is a guy in Fallout 2 that repacks the machines.
>>319527478
>That stuff lasts forever
