>Tfw Don Corneo doesn't pick you
Feels bad man
>not being the prettiest girl you can be
You've only yourself to blame.
>not getting in on the group action downstairs.
>>319522047
How did he sneak his giant ass sword into the mansion?
>>319521916
I just want to be a pretty fuccboi
>>319522170
Should have worked harder then
>>319522158
He hid it in his ass
>>319522158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM
>>319522158
he taped it up
>>319522291
Fuck you, bitch
>>319522769
I would say stop being so butt hurt, but you ain't getting any butt hurt from being rejected, bitch boy.
Maybe it was your broad shoulders.
>>319522769
>dat attitude
No wonder he didn't pick you. I bet you pee standing up you fucking faggot.
>>319521827
how do you think this is going to play out in the remake or will it be completely left out.
>>319523083
Either left out or turned up to 11
>>319523083
>>319523134
Cross dressing Cloud was confirmed but they haven't given any details on how it'll play out.
>>319523083
>japs
Could go either way.
Depends if they want to keep the tone "muh serious game"
I just want to be a pretty princess
Dude you didn't try hard enough, work harder faggot.
>that hidden HYPER behind his bed
I see what you did there Square...
>>319523361
I feel that way too...
>This year at work, birthday, turn 25. Tell them I want to be a Princess.
>They get me a Tiara and a wand
>Spend all shift being a Princess, they try to mock me but inside it just feels right...
Feels bad knowing I won't have that again.
>>319523083
They might streamline it. Like, make Don Corneo alway chose Cloud, when back then player really had to put out to get picked by him. I mean, modern players can only swallow so much, it's not a stretch to imagine.
I love seeing people who clearly don't play JRPGs at all thinking something like this isn't doable anymore exactly as it was, when almost every fucking game has a scene like this out of Japan.
If the remake doesn't have girl Cloud come out as Lightning, it will be the biggest missed opportunity this decade.
>>319521827
Should have cared about your appearance more, shouldn't you? You'll never be a successful trap.
>>319523613
It should look like pic.
>>319523715
More reference.
>>319523772
>>319523715Would fuck Trap Cloud.
>>319523613
Do I need to remind you that Toriyama is in charge of the wall market part?
Of course his daughteru will be in it
But to get the pink wig you'll have to do a additional optional quest
This whole episodic thing could mean that wall market will be a longer thing
I just want the honeybee inn to have a gentlemen's lounge
Maybe show Rufus or some turks in there
They just need to have a bar with a jot bartender, and the honeybees doing sexy musical numbers
>you'll never crossdress for your amazonian 6'4 waifu
>you'll never see the surprise on her face as at first she doesn't realize it's you
>but then grins at realization of her dominance over you
>she will never be your bigger spoon
>she will never grab you and to toss to bed whether you like it or not
>you will never be her bitch
Why live?
>>319523952
You mean Lightning?
>>319524075
I can't take this anymore, lads
>>319523514
NO! If they do that, then I can't date Yuffie. Unless they change the entire relationship mechanic.
>>319524564
It's not crucial, is it? I've never dated Yurffie.
>>319524564
You can date Yuffie?
>>319523986
>Maybe show Rufus or some turks in there
Well you can already see the President by peering in one of the keyholes.
>>319524564
???
I got picked by Corneo and I still got the Yuffie date. When recruiting her, get the last question wrong on purpose so you can run into her again and repeat it for more affection points. 4-5 times usually does the trick. Granted if you give Aeris and Tifa the wrong answers when possible.
>>319524564
>>319525072
based.
>>319525072
Poor Yuffie.
Girl is a masochist. Judging by her date and other things she's clearly tsundere for Cloud.
>>319524850
I was talking about in the new location they should add
>go in there dressed a girl
>meet Reno and Rude
>WELL HELLO THERE BEAUTY, ARE YOU A NEW GIRL? YOU LOOK SORT OF FAMILIAR
>>319523952
You're not alone.No homo
>>319526056
It's not gay since it's a feminine penis
>>319526326
Y-yes, of course.
>>319521827
>get the best of every item for that
>still don't get picked
Guess there's still a bit of random chance thrown in.
>>319523772
Would buy the game, even if it's episodic and shit if this kind of thing was in it.and you got to keep the outfit/makeup
>>319523083
>implying they would ever leave it out
>>319527091
That's not from the remake though
