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You are Morrigan (the Impaler). Born the daughter of a thief, you had a rough childhood, living as an urchin. As you grew, you began to turn your life around and remade yourself into a successful good peddler. However, the tragic loss of a loved one disenchanted you of your homeland, and you decided to leave for Calradia in the hopes of a new life.
You also decided to start referring to yourself in the second person, because using plural first was getting weird.
It didn't take long for you to completely fuck up after arriving in the Nordic city of Sargoth. After callously ignoring the plight of a local merchant, your manic schizophrenia took over and you went a-viking, murdering dozens of villagers in an attempted raid. However, before you could complete your war crime, a band of sea raiders caught you by surprised, and you cowed to their might.
After several days of living as a prisoner, you seized the opportunity to escape when the sea raiders took a short break from violating you senseless in the outskirts of the Kingdom of the Vaegirs. Unfortunately, after surveying your surroundings, you see that you are, in fact, surrounded by three other raider bands nearby, who may or may not know of your presence. Great care must be taken to not attract their attention.
0 decides what to do next.
>>319462710
bump
bump again
>>319462710
Recruit from all the neighboring villages
Duh.
>>319462710
why is the mount and blade general gone?
>>319463859
because that's what /vg/ is for?
>>319464079
the general of MB is gone.
>>319464216
In /vg/? Really? Weird. I don't go there much nowadays, it's even more of an echo chamber than the rest of this website.
>>319463731
Rolling this
>>319462710
Take down a raider crew.
Recruit a score of lads
>>319465105
Roll
I'm beginning to feel that /v/, as an entity, doesn't quite have the interest/attention span for these kind of threads.
bump anyway.
>>319462710
FIND TOURNAMENTS
>>319462710
Find slaughter and rape a band of sand peasants
>>319462710
Travel the world gaining renown and mad cash by betting on yourself in tournaments.
keep getting raped by wandering badits until you quit out of disgust
>>319466420
You decide to dip back in for more raider action. Perhaps they'll be more reasonable this time around.
The resulting interaction is predictably not that.
>>319466679
1 decides next course of action.
>>319466798
CHARGE
>>319466891
Valhalla awaits you. Armed with only your throwing knives, the remaining weapon after your last raider encounter, you bravely, foolishly charge the enemy warband.
>>319467091
Is this the end?;_;
>>319467091
This will not be like the peasants, even though you are similarly outnumbered. These enemies are actually armed with proper weapons and armor, and will be no pushovers. Thankfully, they are shit shots, and you gather up their missed axes and javelins while they futilely follow you, shields raised, screaming for their pagan gods.
>>319467417
Although you are most skilled in polearms, trying to use the javelins as makeshift lances yields nothing but a lightly wounded mount and some bruises on the raiders. You're not sure whether or not that improves their image. You decide to target one of the spearwielding raiders in hopes of taking his weapon.
>>319467786
You are such a shit shot. The unwieldy spears refuse to travel the way you want them to, and you miss all but one throw. To top it off, these raiders are much more skilled than the peasants, successfully trapping and damaging you multiple times.
It's time to ram one to death.
>>319468261
It doesn't go well.
>>319468441
With gropulous hands, the raiders parade you around with seemingly random abandon. Eventually you are dumped near Bayeck, now bootless and down a shipment of pottery.
2 decides next action.
>>319468771
Go recruit some niggers.
Thread's dead, baby. Thread's dead.
>>319468771
Join some shitty lord's army and work our way up the ranks.
do some job from the local guild master to buy some pol-arms, then train a militia of soldiers to fight bandits
Recruit more peasants
