>I'll never be this good at chivalry
>>319442117
DEX > STR
>
S
T
R
>>319442117
>that duck
nice
>Spin2win
>>319442447
True
>>319442117
Anyone happen to have that custom mario-level with no safe floors and pink exclamation blocks for walls or some-such?
>>319443794
>You just stand still and they still miss
Jesus are people in this game really that bad?
>>319443968
Insane kek
>>319443968
RNG
>>319443794
good god how can any five players be that terrible
>implying chivalry is good
>>319442117
>that duck
I NEVER REALIZED THAT WAS A THING HOLY SHIT!
Time to play Chivalry again. I'm gonna pull that shit off.
>>319443794
Christ almighty
>>319444436
Don't
The game has turned into medeival merry-go-round sim. Spin to win. Whirlibird wonderland.
>>319442656
>>319442117
The guy just ducked two attacks.
I dont see how that's impressive, you see someone doing a side attack, so you duck.
It's not like the game has directional combat or anything.
>>319444682
Explain yourself. Are you saying that poeple can become bush-dwelling, justice-drunk Beyblades now or something?
>>319444436
>>319444682
This. It's all about spinning like a beyblade and bending like a professional limbo dancer
cool stuff
>>319443794
bronze league hero
>>319445696
Is it good?
>>319443968
Yeah, we are.
>>319442117
it's like mountainblade slowed down to half speed
>>319445696
Reminds me of alien swarm, what is it?
>>319443968
exactly why i never play fallout with any character other than myself
>>319442117
>That slick as fuck duck
>>319445835
Not him, but the PS3 version was great, especially if you liked old games like Total Carnage or Smash TV. I've been considering getting it on steam to play with some bros since its only $20 and I know I'll get good time out of it with my bros.
>>319445835
It's great, but the way they did the DLC for the PC port is shitty.
If you REALLY like it, go for the 40 dollar version since it has everything included.
>>319445981
Helldivers. Magicka + Alien Swarm + Starship Troopers
It's good.
>>319444197
im so excited for this game to come out family
>>319445767
Fuck of Benjie.
>>319445981
Helldivers, Just came out on steam after being a nogaems 4 exclusive
>>319446087
>>319446115
Alright, interesting. I like the chaotic idea of friendly fire. Gonna have a look at it on Steam...
>>319446115
That sounds fun as hell. Love those 3 to death
>>319446130
I can't even sit in /owg/ for a week fucking blizzard cunts
>>319445696
Looks okay, shame it's a dlcfest
>>319444197
Of course someone trash at the game gets an invite... Just look at his movement, its like hes on a controller.
>>319446627
It was poorly handled. It worked fine when it was released bit by bit after the initial release but dumping it all on PC at once is terrible
>>319446087
>>319446115
Twin stick shooters usually don't have a lot of content. How's Helldivers in that regard?
Also that fucking full jew DLC shit.
>>319446138/bbg/ is a shithole and I'm never going back no matter how much you beg
>>319446771
They really seem to have put effort into adding replayability. Three different races, upgrades+customization, and a big metagame.
The DLC was probably part of the longevity plan on the playstation version but like >>319446750 said, just dumping it all at once on PC is garbage.
>>319446640
People in generals have been laughing at how many WoW/MOBA players they've been thrashing, but who knows how true that is.
>>319446984
What is the DLC even? Is it just overpowered gear that gets obsolete in one hour?
>>319446776
And that#s a good thing you gay attention whore.
>>319446115
>>319446627
>>319446750
>>319446771
To be fair the DLC doesn't really matter. Most of them make the early stuff easy for new players, but in the late-game Helldive difficulty stuff it doesn't really matter. If you use tanks, mechs, and APCs in Helldives you're a massive pleb and will just cause problems for everyone else.
>>319446771
I have played through tons of helldives and got maxed out everything I could, and I never did buy any of the DLC. It didn't seem to matter to me since the rifles, shotguns, and laserguns that you unlocked without DLC were the best fully upgraded. There were some cool call downs in the DLC, but standard call downs were still used even on helldive difficulties. But I haven't played it in over 6 months, so I'm not sure what has been added and changed.
The biggest advice I can give if you pick it up is to keep moving and use your radar.
>>319447563
That's not how you remove Vanu
>>319447194
Most are
>armor
>one weapon one stratagem OR two stratagems
And then there's the weapon pack which just has some neat stratagem weapons, and the vehicle pack which has an AT mech and the only actual tank.
But like >>319447259 says, you don't technically need any of it. Some of it is downright not useful.
>>319447660
Is there any love for a slow ass minigunner who tears through shit?
http://webm.host/fe252/
with sound
>>319442656
what happened there
>>319447810
There isn't a man-portable minigun unfortunately, but there is a big fat machine-gun that can tear through shit or a mech with a minigun that tears through shit.
>>319442117
Chivalry turned out to be such a disappointment.
Lazy devs that stopped trying to improve the broken combat mechanics right off the bat, and the try-hard CoD-kiddie community that now considers using glitches and exploits as "leet skill"
Oh and in the webm, the knight was just awful. If he swun a second earlier, he would have hit the guy with fists and interrupted his shit.
>>319447810
Minigunner is fine as long as youre smart about calling down ammo, though the beam cannon is more effective on longer missions if you can control it.
Grenade launcher is my favorite gun.
>>319447829
That would probably have been a lot funnier if I could understand elevens
>>319447810
wildecat >
>>319448162
I guess by minigun, I was thinking of the heavy machine gun you call down. >>319448071
>>319445473
space station silicon valley vibes
>>319448309
Somebody didn't play exclusively on brutal onslaught.
>that glorious feel of destroying a whole wave of freshly spawned drones all by yourself, keeping that barrel spun up
>>319442117
>good
Nigga just put your fov at 150 and just click duck and look down when one handers swing.
There is really minimal skill required.
>>319448506
but that's wrong. you gottagofast or you get more respawns
>>319443968
So you can just constantly tap VATS to uncover mines? That's lame.
>>319442117
>Chivalry today
>everyone above rank 30 is a knight doing the 360 noscope backwards maul overheads
What happened man
>>319448693
Not every map is sewers.
Some have hold out objectives, also you can rush with minigun if you know what you are doing.
>>319447810
>playing alien swarm with friends
>we're all using the tesla cannon because it was good as shit
>final stage
>bomb is planted
>I told my friends to install a mod
>they don't know what it did
>4 space marines armed with tesla cannons
>music starts playing as we make our final escape off the exploding space station or whatever with endless waves of green xeno crawling out of every hole around us
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc
I will never forget that day
what is the best program to webm?
>>319449113
FFmpeg
>>319447563
>Teamkilling Sinist
Good man.
>>319445696
It's fun as hell. Called Hell Divers. "DLC Fest" is all optional equipment options you get. None required most cool, all included if you spend 40$ on a videogame. 20$ if you just want the base game. Lots of perks, weapon upgrades, and different load out options that are constantly unlocking making the grind very playable. Highly recommended don't get 4chaned
>>319448894
They really need to remove 3rd person.
>>319449045
Custom combat music is fucking great, I replaced them with klendathu drop.
Such a shame this game got forgotten by Valve so fast.
>>319446776
good it will be better without faggots like you
>>319449287
People actually use 3rd person?
>>319447194
The DLC stuff is either cosmetic, useless or straight up pay to win.
Stay away from the DLC crap. The base game is fine.
>>319449827
I tried for a long while to get really into the game... too bad I liked the flail/ tower shield.
>>319443794
omg hax i'm reporrting you by brother works for steam you're gunna be b&ned
>>319442117
>>319450275
Clear your quest markers you fucking savage
>>319450451
trying to clear all the misc quests in one go.
>>319450430
Hory shet
>>319450275
Is that supposed to be the radstorms? Bethesda can't even put effort into weather effects, yeesh.
>>319451107
>Those fucking textures
>>319451163
it was modded in from another game, nice server btw
>>319443968
Maybe they're used to other shooters, when people start playing cs they often miss shit right in front of them since it's the only game where your bullets go 5ft to the right of where you aim if you're moving faster than a crawl.
As a quake live player I always use the scout in the rare occurrence I play cs since I have no patience for movement speed based accuracy.
>>319451262
What other game?
>>319450959
its a mod you disagreeable faggot.
>>319443968
huhuhuhuh STUPID human
>>319451107
What car is that in GTA?
>>319447965
What do you think happens when you jump into a hay basket? What did you expect to happen?
>>319443968
In their defense, it sounds like you've never played CS - and let me tell you, when starting out with that game, the recoil / spray pattern takes a while to adjust to. Until you know the spray pattern of all the guns you use, you can stand 2 feet in front of someone and still miss
>>319450152
talk about gitting gud
>>319451480
Ah. Just have to wait for better modders to come around then.
>>319451769
Jumping into a hay basket is a get out of jail free card/soft landing in every other part of the game.
>>319451835
not much they can do without GECK.
>implying that's how people play Chivalry nowadays
>>319448121
No, the problem is that they tried fixing the combat too much by listening to shitters who couldn't git gud
>>319451786
It's tool assisted
>>319452058
That isn't even old it's from this year.
>>319451951
The joke
|
Yourafgt
>>319451753
rapidgt
>>319451419
wot
>>319452716
Jokes are supposed to involve some kind of humor, anon.
>>319451419
sorry, its from some initial D game
>>319452942
Its okay if you don't get it anon, not everyone can be smart.
>>319451710
How could anyone suck this hard?
>>319444436
Don't play it, it's garbage and won't hold up to your expectations
>>319447965
What happens in real life.
>>319442117
wow that combat is shit, so sluggish and the animation sucks
how can anyone play like that?
>>319452315
>>319452196
I really hate what chivalry has become.
I remember when it first came out, having duels was fun as fuck, people weren't spinning around like fucking beyblades, abusing some stupid glitch to do backwards overhead swings with the heaviest weapon so it would insta hit and usually one shot.
I tried to play it the other day, was dueling some fool who was coming at me like a fucking tornado, I had no idea what to do.
He killed me quite a few times, and I feinted him once and he had a fucking meltdown in the chat, saying feints were the cheapest thing in the game, and I was a piece of shit for even using it. Everyone else in the lobby got mad and vote kicked me.
I miss the old days.
>>319451835
It is meant to be a sand storm. Looks fine to me. It is a dumb idea anyway since you will have reduced visibility but the enemies can still see you just fine.
>>319451786
What game is that?
>>319453397
I was probably judging too much from a compressed webm, but it looked more like fog or smoke than an actual sandstorm.
I have 784 hours in chivalry. It was more fun at low ranks because it didn't suffer from the Benny Hill shit of high ranks. Instead of HEMA, you get guys pirouetting and ducking backwards doing vertical strikes because the sword hits at full power even at hilarious glancing and bullshit angles. It needs major work.
>>319453491
Devil May Cry 4 Vergil Breaks the Game Edition
>>319453375
>Things that never happened: the post
>>319453750
holy shit what the fuck is even going on in that
>>319453717
>played Age of Chivalry for over 1k hours
>high level play was almost the same but still more fun
I miss those times.
Trying to find that sweetspot to break through people's shieldspamming or getting the right angle to break through a parry was glorious.
>that mad as fuck guy you have been killing for half an hour who's exclusively chasing after you, ignoring all foes and objectives
>>319453994
Judgement Cut End
>>319453825
Either you've never played it recently, or you are one of this windmill faggots.
Its happened quite a few times. If you have the game, go in it, feint, and watch everyone have a fucking meltdown.
It astonishes me that people are okay with abusing the game mechanics to do this windmill shit, but feinting, a mechanic purposely put in the game with its own fucking dedicated button, gets you kicked from lobbies.
>>319453717
I've only got 80 hours.
70 of that was from its first few weeks of release.
The other 10 are from somewhat recently, when I really really REALLY tried to give it a chance. I'd rather not become a spinning top.
>>319449827
There's an option to use 3rd prerson in Chivalry?
>>319454185
>I feinted him once and he had a fucking meltdown in the chat, saying feints were the cheapest thing in the game, and I was a piece of shit for even using it. Everyone else in the lobby got mad and vote kicked me
This never happened.
>>319453114
my guns did no damage because I poured all my points into INT, LCK, and CHR like a fucking retard.
>>319442117
damn
>>319453717
That's how most competitive games end up like. You should've seen the shit people pulled off in GunZ at high play compared to normal people playing.
Thank god life doesn't have cancelers,i-frames or any weird glitches, our wars would consist of people dressed in clown costumes jumping around with a huge ass shield in one hand and a tiny dagger in another.
>>319454306
I'm sorry that it upsets you, but it happened.
Like I said, load up the game and see what happens when you feint in a lobby filled with windmill faggots. Or you know, just play with your friends, I'm sure its the same crowd.
>>319453375
Yeah, game is pretty much unplayable these days. Real shame, I used to have so much fun with it
>>319453397
>>319453584
yeah its kind of hard to tell with how the webm came out. Visibility downgrade for enemies is sure to be implemented once GECK comes out.
>>319454427
No your gun did no damage because it is a shitty gun
>>319454536
>>319454306
windmill faggot detected
>>319454536
>our wars would consist of people dressed in clown costumes jumping around with a huge ass shield in one hand and a tiny dagger in another.
The more you describe it, the more I want it.
>>319453825
What he said is completely possible. You're not defending this steaming pile of shit that is Chivalry, right?
>>319454552
What game?
>>319454669
nigga are you serious? Deliverer is the best gun in the game.
>>319454838
Check the corner.
>Uncharted 4 Multiplayer Beta
>>319448121
I look exactly like this lad
>>319454552
That's a sickass taunt actually
Is Chivalry any good?
>>319455058
MODS
MODS
MODS
MODS
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
SEND HELP
PLEASE
>>319442117
>that duck
third person shitters are the worst kind of shitter, post one where he beats you in first person view.
>>319455083
it would be if any company other than torn banner made it.
>>319453750
Everyone breaks the game. There are so many ways to cheese the game.
Surprisingly SE is worse than a base game. I wanted more levels and polished content, not broken port and broken chars I have to use on the same bosses, enemies and levels.
>>319455284
Chill out dude it's just a kid, you see them often at the beach.
>>319455083
Not anymore
>>319455058
fucking degenerate.
>>319455058
Post yfw you didn't manage to save the webm in time
>>319454692
>>319454536
DaS is weird. At a low/"normal" level its great, people actually fight and use different attacks and play the game the way it was intended. At a high level there's a ton of wacky shit and it looks ridiculous and nothing like the developers intended but there's still a lot of depth to it and skill involved.
But at a medium level its all scrubs walking sideways hoping for backstabs with a shield up and its terrible as fuck in every way.
I haven't played Chivalry, but it sounds like its stuck at the medium level, where there's overpowered shit that spoils the intended gameplay, but without the depth that makes it possible to enjoy for what it is, even if that isn't what it should be.
>>319455498
It was terrible any ways. Skyrim loli mods are objectively shit.
Doesn't help that anyone with bad enough taste in lolis to use those mods couldn't make a decent looking loli to save their lives.
>>319455443
>sfw board
>posts nude modes with kids
Nah, fuck you, that shit ain't cool.
>>319443794
>Stands still drawing out the pistol
>Lives doing it
>>319455443
What the fuck is this
>>319455712
Calm down autist.
>>319449827
nice "medieval" warfare, i'm sure knights flailed around like that in medieval times all the time.
>>319455810
heres your (you)
>>319445696
Why there can't be a 40k game like this one
it would be so simple and perfect for it
>>319455712
What site do you think you are on?
>>319455443
what the fucking shit is happening?
>>319453825
That sounded really accurate actually.
I haven't played in like a full year but yeah even back then the game was delving into the shitter.
>>319455394
Fighting Credo with Lady was just pitiful, you can beat him with Lady way too easily.
>>319455712
Your reaction was even more cancerous though(as is your post right now) just report and move on.
>>319449827
This is exactly the shit I'm talking about.
>>319455951
I think I'm on a blue board.
>>319455884
Because 40k is dumb and made for the dumbest subset of nerds.
>>319454536
post the edit where he does the backstab but it lags and the red guy actually kills him with a backstab that's how pvp actually goes down in das1
>>319455298
>you need to be in third person to have spatial awareness and dodge attacks
>>319456039
>that kirby
>>319456113
You're on a +18 website, no need to sperg out because of same fake bare skin.
>>319456113
If you browse 4chan at work on a monitored connection you are a fucking buffoon and deserve to be fired.
>>319454427
>Fallout 4
>SPECIAL having any effect on the game at all
>>319454158
Fucking SSStyled on
>>319456195
>>319456202
Sorry guys, rules are rules.
>>319442117
>>I'll never be this good at warband
>>319456151
Okay but only this once, this is a webm thread.
>>319456168
So this is what it looks like to be a faggot.
>>319456116
it's not dumb, it's fun
at least imo
>>319445078
>Not wanting to let it rip
Do you even Tyson Granger?
>>319456423
there was an edit of the first comic where it's 2 more panels and it's actually the red guy killing him but this one is 10/10 too
>>319456331
Announcing reports is against the rules. As is being underage. (And acting like a faggot)
If you're not gonna post something useful don't post anything at all, you're taking up images in the thread.
>>319454536
Seeing how bad something like Lanschknekt turned out, I would say you are right.
Humanity really wants to shitpost, literally and figuratively
>>319455628
DaS can be summed up more about
1. Is the weapon good in PvP(I.E Scytche running attack)
2. Is it a good weapon to move swap?
3. Can you bully players using upgraded armor?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8gfPFSht7M
>>319442117
>>319456168
Chivalry's viewmodels and their animations really make movement, especially running, feel floaty as fuck.
>>319456223
it does if you wate points on useless perks and arent able to dump them into gun nut and combat perks.
>>319448121
My fun is making you not have fun.
>>319455284
>>319455443
what was it? filmmaker?
>>319449827
>>319456168
Ah, now I remember why I stopped playing Chivalry.
>>319444682
>implying it doesnt take skill to effectively rainbow
>>319454552
got any more Uncharted 4 webm? looks sick.
>>319457039
>that ending
kek
>>319454692
why do people call it DAS?
Why not just DS?
>>319454906
Do you seriously believe this? A regular heavily modded combat rifle or shot gun will fuck that super mutant up within seconds. Ditch that shitty pea shooter already
>>319457416
maybe to not confuse it with Demon's Souls
>>319457416
Generally when talking about Souls games, DS is reserved for Demons' Souls since it came first. DaS is reserved for Dark Souls
>>319457416
DS is demon's soul
>>319456443
What did I do this time? In that webm, I didn't even do any of the advanced attacks that receive so much vitriol here, like reverse overheads. Is there no pleasing you, "Chivalry should be a simulator" faggots?
>>319457416
Because it can be mistaken by Demon's Souls
>>319457480
Source?
>>319457597
Fuck off windmiller. Go back to your containment game.
>>319457416
Because there's Demon's Souls already.
>Demon's Souls
>Dark Souls
>DeS
>DaS
>DS
>>319457480
witch hunter is so OP
>>319457480
Looks so laughable.
As if they didn't bother animating left and right, but rather mirrored one of them.
>>319457416
I would like to take the time to inform you that there is a game called Demon's Souls.
I'm sure no one else has told you this and I am the first in this thread to do so.
>>319457480
This game just makes me want to play L4D2 afterward.
>>319457670
warhammer: vermintide
>>319457480
This reminds me of Nosgoth but I know it isn't.
What is it?
>>319457480
Is this not just L4D2?
>>319455005
>"lad"
>>319457039
Half-Life speedruns are a fucking trip
>>319456168
ah yes, now i remember why i stopped playing chivalry
the tryhards took over and used exploits and said they were intended
shame too because it was one of the few games i was really good at
>>319457963
yeah its a total lfd clone, but I don't have to mod to kill furfags plus im a 40k faggot
>>319443794
how the FUCK did you not get lit up by that guy shooting at you? like holy fuck
>>319449827
I did because it
A. made people angry
and
B. I liked looking at my character
only shitters get mad at 3rd person anyway, chiv was a piss easy game in first or third person.
Chivalry is pretty great when you can 1 on 1 duel windmillers and learn how to counter their bullshit while playing like a respectable person. Once you learn the timing to block their shit most windmillers are pretty bad and cant even handle feints
>>319455884
There already was one, it's called Kill Team, and it's fairly average.
>>319453375
pretty much this
>>319453825
i see you never played chivalry at release or for its first years. Fucking end yourself
>>319458427
another no name Russian studio tries to bite more than it can chew.
>>319453491
Have you never been on /v/ before?
>>319455498
>>319456116
said the heretic...
>>319454536
>Thank god life doesn't have cancelers,i-frames or any weird glitches, our wars would consist of people dressed in clown costumes jumping around with a huge ass shield in one hand and a tiny dagger in another.
That would be pretty awesome, actually, just imagine watching the news
>>319442117
>this game doesn't support 1920x1200
>>319457597
>that disgusting fisheye FOV where you can even see the character model textures missing near the middle of the arm during swings
>>319455498
> what are archives
> but but it died
there are other ones. I don't know what everyone's even getting upset over, I looked it up and it's just a loli stretched to adult proportions all fuckin' goofy looking
>>319457597
>that fov
>windmilling like a shitter
holy shit kill yourself
Why vp9 is still not allowed again?
>>319459064
do people really fap to this
>>319457597
Not that guy, but it can be unnaturally frustrating to fight good players in Chivalry due to how janky the animations can be sometimes. Compare it to a game like Rocket League, where you can still get styled on but everything is relatively smooth and predictable. With that said, there's nothing inherently wrong with the last two webms you posted.
>>319458427
what game?
>>319454536
>GunZ at high play
>Faggots "K-styling" up walls, doing crazy animation cancels and moves.
>Always using melee
>Just burn them down with MG
>Or wait for them to charge and one shot them with knockdown+Shotgun
Nothing was better than killing those faggots with the most basic of moves.
How is GunZ2 by the way?
>>319458427
game?
>>319444842
Why does the AI in that game godlike aim with guns and grenades? You'd think the drugged up raiders would miss with all that shit in their body.
>>319459451
fuck you nigger, if you played chivalry at release you would be disgusted by what it has turned into
>>319459596
They created a class system, and it sucks.
>>319459665
You've never actually done drugs have you?
Y'all Chivalryfags ever play War of the Roses? It had some wonky patches, and duels can often be decided purely by matchup once both players git gud enough, but I ended up enjoying it a lot more than Chivalry or PVK2 or M&B.
>>319458182
Dodging attacks and mouse dragging are exploits?
Chivalry has a lot of problems, but people like you just sound fucking bad.