>2 hours ago, the voice actor of Gordon Freeman was involved in a fatal car accident and perished before the perimedics arrived. Gabe Newell, stating it disrespectful to replace him, officially announced that HL3 will never come to be.
Shit
>>319435949
>Gordon Freeman
>voice actor
10/10 OP. made me chuckle.
XD
He also voiced Claude Speed in gta3 what am amazing voice he will be missed ;_;7
>>319435949
>Voice actor of Gordon Freeman
What?
>>319435949
le epic
It's like nobody's ever made that joke in the 8 years since Episode 2 came out.
...Holy shit, it's been 8 years.
About to be 9.
am i the only one who pretended to be gordan and partook in the dialogues improvising every line?
It would take Valve months to release this kind of information.
>>319435949
Top kek
>>319435949
>tfw you feel for it
10/10 best bait
>>319436273
https://youtu.be/5SQhfkpX9bc
Nah, you special
>>319435949
xD nice one bro! upvoted for visibility! :D
>>319435949
heres your gold!
Ebin Meme >:D
>Perimedics
At least spell our fucking profession right, you faggot.
A thousand black locusts feast upon my rotting genitalia.
>>319435949
>>319435949
Are you even trying?
>>319436971
>Le all jokes must be bait!!
Look at this 7
>>319435949
F
>>319437089
>Le all you should put in effort for is bait!!
All the triggered faggots ironically posting reddit shit is funnier than the joke.
>>319438325
BILL?
>this whole thread
>>>/reddit/
>>>/trash/
>>319436657
Mfw I get called "ambulance people" all the time. I'd rather have paramidic desu senpai
>>319438078
Can you read?
>>319436129
that's old as fuck joke newfag
>>319438635
Perimedic*
Don't judge me, I don't into illiterate that fluently.
>>319437153
Dat assassin
>>319435949
>the voice actor of Gordon Freeman
I laughed.
>>319437591
>>319435949
Are you retarded?
>>319435949
I keked out loud (kol)
10 years from now once we've all retired from games and have moved on with our our lives. Steam will have seen better days. Gabe will have lost all his money throwing parties, drinking booze, doing drugs and paying women to do unspeakable things to his morose rotund fat mounds. Gabe starts or continues sucking guys off for gum in a back alley somewhere. He will finally decide he's desperate enough to release Half Life 3. What will your reaction be then?
>ffw hl3 will release in 2016
>>319439161
Are you?
>>319437153
03/03/33
Screenshot this.
>>319435949
Man, that's some STALE pasta.
>>319439125
Oh god no, please stop
>>319439615
I wish I wasn't so lazy so I could have worked/studied at the CERN/MIT like Freeman.
>>319437153
>loli Alyx
>>319437591
>that impact crater
>plane is intact
>phased through the bridge behind it
>>319440258
Why isn't there more of her.
Let alone official art.
>>319439615
10/10, would turn gay for
Press the any key to pay respects
>>319442174
>2016
>not being gay
what are you, some kind of a faggot?
FUCKING EPIC, BRO. CAN I POST THIS TO REDDIT?
>>319437153
although hot, during the black mesa events, alex was just a baby
>>319435949
the voice actress for alyx vance was found dead in her apartment after she apparently strangled heraelf with a wireless PS3 controller.
>>319437153
Who the grill in red?
From the console Half-life ?
>>319442905
Colette in Half-life: Decay
never ever
>>319443583
Some Dev said they kept him as a back up
> "There's nothing being built today, there's no secret Adrian Shephard project going on right now, but that's not to say we won't ever come back and tell another Shephard story. He resonated with players really, really well. When we heard the pitch for Opposing Force, he resonated with us too. So we'll see."
>In 2009, series' writer Marc Laidlaw also joked on his canon status, saying that Shephard is a bit like Schrödinger's cat: he is neither canon nor non-canon, depending on whether or not the G-Man may or may not have a use for him.
>>319443583
it still hurts
I loved Opposing Force
>>319443906
>depending on whether or not the G-Man may or may not have a use for him.
You'd think Gman would use him to capture Gordan again, now that the Vorts sprung Gordan free. Kinda would mirror the original Opposing Force too.
>>319436657
Pair of med dicks in OP's ears.
>>319444294
That's what I'm thinking too and is the most probable scenario.
I guess we'll have to wait and not loose faith.
>>319435949
Im gunna be honest, i almost looked up who the voice actor was
>>319445094
>>319444294
>HL3 comes out
>ends with Gordon entering a dark room and getting jumped
>HL3: E1 comes outa year later
>You play as Adrian, hunting down Gordon, leading up to the ending of HL3
I would ejaculate crowbars.
>>319439641
But I don't plan to live for that long!
>>319435949
shit nigger I don't know why but I read it as "voice actor G-Man"
don't play with my heart please.
>65 posts
>still no kawaii breen
>Gordon narrates the intro and outro for HL3
>Alyx dies
>Gordon doesn't have a voice because they knew the voice actor wouldn't live long enough for Half-life 3
Holyshit
>perimedics
LOLOLL
>>319448510
Deepest lore.
>>319446685
What would be better, have him on the side of the combine, or just himself against the world?
Leading a small squad of combine guys mowing down filthy resistance scum would be nice
>>319449905
They can develop squad idea from left 4 dear tho
>>319449905
Metro police(they are humans) rebels against the combine during HL2:Episode 1 and also fight the resistance.
It would be possible.
>voice actor of Gordon Freeman
Never forget their other roles such as Chell from Portal, Plank from EEnE, and the Poopsmith from Homestar Runner (they used a different VA for sbemail 200).
>>319435949
At least make a fake link
>>319452342
I seem to have overlooked a few:
>Penny, Chip, and Used Napkin from SpongeBob SquarePants
>Classic Sonic
>the Warriors of Light from FF1
>>319444294
>Gordan
shut the fuck up
