>See this guy
>What do you do?
give him a full beaker of space lube
what else are you supposed to do
Honk his nose
>ask him to take space drugs with me in the botany lab's back room
>once back there beat him to death and hide in the maintenance shaft, steal his shoes.
>>319408146
>beaker
what is this pleb shit? I tell him to go get a water sprayer from either hydro or the janitor to fill with space lube, and while he's gone make 2 space lube grenades
step up your chem game
>>319407036
>break bottle on his head
>set him on fire
>drag him on table
>kill him and burger him
>take his clothes
>HONK HONK
>>319408229
what about large space lube + coloring reagent grenadesi haven't actually played ss13 in ages
>>319408224
>>319408273
>just randomly murdering the clown with no provocation
over the line. You should at least wait until he inevitably does something wrong.
Now mimes... mimes are the real scum of Space Station 13. While the clown gets up to harmless hijinx, the mime always gets up to... sinister hijinx
Team up and fight crime.
>>319408656
>clown
>fighting crime
where do you play on
Call security
>>319409051
They'll never catch him with all the floors lubed and the clown in the mech
beat him to critical with with toolbox, weld him into a locker, and then space him
![tumblr_mqxa3c5ycf1r3zlfko1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/DTs5km1.png "tumblr_mqxa3c5ycf1r3zlfko1_1280[1].png")
Which is more satisfying; ending the rampage of a clown, or assisting it?
personally, I'm in the "give them grenades and mechs" camp
>>319409351
>be miner
>get robotics access from hop because science didn't give a shit
>make science happy with ores
>buy jetpack
>take bananium
>start making a HONK
>everyone notices
>suddenly everyone wants me dead
>clown saves my ass and we keep moving around in maint
>the idiots are going around the spaceship looking for me
>but forgot to guard science/robotics
>sneakily finish HONK
>give it to clown out of gratitude
>take the banana shoes for myself
>HOOOOOOOOOONK
>clown betrays mei'm unrobust as hell okay
i will never trust a clown again
>>319409727
What server? Why would anybody want you dead for making a H.O.N.K?
pop a boner
>>319410382
Is that you, Woody?
>>319410427
ONE DAY
I disable his hand
>>319410527
;sec to library
>>319410684
>it was a bored syndie with a voice changer
>the librarian is now permabrigged
what do
>>319409351
what kind of non traitor robotics gives the clown the mech
>>319411867
The fun kind
Get banned by baby admins
>>319407036
Harmbaton.
>>319407036
Urghhh this better not be Undertail.
people who play clown are such unfunny shitters
>>319413734
>newfag
Get out.
>>319407036
>disarm spam
>steal his horn
>honk him with it
>lure him to a disposals chute
>knock him down, strip off his clothes and lob him into recycling
>honk
>>319413734
What are you even doing at /v/
>>319413801
mimes are both better comedians and schemers
objective fact
>>319408592
Mimes are the best.
They pull off big pranks and heists.
Clowns just honk and trip people like cunts
>>319413734
Don't know if bait, but if you are serious.
fucking kill yourselfIf this is bait, HONK/10
>>319413948
>play on /vg/
>clown actively tries to slip you with a banana peel or pda
>proceeds to try to fullstrip you
>no good european servers
>latency makes the game drop to like 5 fps
amazing coding, byond
fucking standalone release when
>>319414091
>no good european serverswhat is goon
>>319414063
>traitor clown
>before infinislipping was removed
>slip & strip random people and dump them naked in maint unharmed
>several victims commited suicide
HONK
>>319414091
Lag is part of the game.
Embrace the lag.
>>319414241
no
fuck lag
Does /vg/ have miscreant objectives similar to goonstation?
>spawn as a miscreant
>construct an impenetrable fortress for yourself somewhere on the station
>hoard all the metal and reenforced metal I can find
>completely wall the fuck out of sec from everyone and have it all to myself
>defending myself from people trying to break in and ruin everything by tasing them and flushing them down into science
>radio is filled with pissed off people telling me I'm a shithead for fucking with security
>can hear ghosts whispering from how active the deadchat is, apparetly
>admin informs me of salt and tells me to keep up the good work
>mfw do this later as a traitor and actually kill people without using any traitor weapons for extra mad
