>"nvm fixed it :)"
>>319388981
>"I'm not getting any problems over here"
>''weird, never had that problem''
>are your drivers up to date?
>>319388981
>"Maybe you shouldn't have pirated the game ;^)"
>"Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on?"
>>319388981
>"Don't worry I'll help you step by step"
>do a system restore :)
>>319388981
>"same"
>"same thing"
>"yeah im getting the same thing"
>"same over here"
>>319388981
Why does Robert Downey jr have such a punchable face?
>reinstall windows
>"Don't be a pirate ;)"
>Here's the file for the fix.
>*YOU MUST BE A MEMBER OF THE FORUM TO DOWNLOAD
>>319389837
>"Wait nevermind, I thought this was something else."
>ill PM you the fix =)
>>319389837
>SSD, geforce 770
>must just be your graphics card dude
>"find the ini file in this location..."
>it's not there
>go on /v/
>original thread music plays
>THanks! I follow your advice and it worked perfectly!!
>>319390212
>a cute girl a never invite you out to drink and call you cute.
>I never had that problem before so I think it doesn't exist
>reinstall windows
>Maybe you should've bought the game and not pirated
>works fine for me!
this is the worst, they just post that to increase their post count
>You need at least 10 forum posts to see hotlinks!
>here is a fix
>megaupload
>"did you try [already completed step]?"
>it never gets to the part you're stuck on, or they skim over it completely
works
on
my
machine
>You must be signed up to view this thread.
>look up your problem as specifically as possible
>all you get are forum posts from a different problem altogether, but with similar wording
>"Hey thanks for all the help guys. I managed to fix the issue."
>Doesn't post fix
>>319391080
That's not as bad as
>finally find your exact problem posted
>post dated 2 years ago
>no responses
>use search function
>thread locked
>one other thread about a vaguely similar issue
>post it in instead
>don't necro, locked
>ill post a fix when i get to my PC :^)
>>319389850
"Do a fresh Windows install, just like me :)"
>here's what I did, just in case people have this problem in the future
>Post your system specs or else we can't help you :*)
>im not having any problems, you guys must have shit pc's
>can't find any threads about the issue
>get desperate enough to create one
>"This isn't working. I've already tried X, Y, and Z, and this is what happened after each of those."
>check back two weeks later
>1 reply
>"maybe u should do X"
>>319389479
I got that exact same response when I had an issue with a Ground Zeroes update with Konami.
"Works on our end"
FUCK KONAMI.
I am still getting automated emails from their tech support saying that I'm in a queue to get support for a problem I fixed myself 6 fucking months ago. The fix? Go out and buy a physical copy of the game.
>instructions are on Buzzfeed
>Find someone with the exact same problem as you
>Several thorough solutions posted
>The guy says it worked and thanked the posters
>Try them all yourself
>None of then work
>End up on another forum trying to find a solution to the problem that's preventing you from doing the solution to your first problem
This can have several layers, worst of all.
>literally no one has ever had the same problem as you before
>problem still isn't fixed to this day
>post about your problem
>resident forum bigfoot with 20,000 posts stomps all over your topic, makes a joke only regulars get
>the entire topic is just people laughing and kissing his ass
>you never get a response
>>319389854
Honestly doesn't bother me as much as the others here since it lets me know that I don't have a rare issue and will probably be fixed in a patch.
>Have problem vaguely similar, but different as other post.
>Doesn't work.
>Make own post.
>"This has already been solved."
>>319388981
"PM me, I'll walk you through it"
>"Alright I fixed it."
>"What did you do?"
>"I don't know I just messed around a little bit."
>>319390031
>>319389678
>>319389753
>>319391426
>>319392950
>Make a new thread
>Mods: USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION RETARD
>Bump and old thread because it didn't answer my question
>Mods: DON'T NECRO AN OLD THREAD RETARD
>>319395604
>Post a thread
>USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION RETARD
>Use the search function
>Only results are unsolved from 3+ years ago.
>>319389678
>mfw this was why I couldn't run fallout 4
>Guy links a LMGTFY url
>>319388981
>Must be your shit PC, it works fine for me :)
>Their specs are a fucking Titan X, 32 GB of ram, an i7 and an SSD
>>319398362
>the answer is found in the first search result
>Torrent completed
>Go to the folder and try to burn the image
>*needs password* forwhatFUCKINGpurpose
>"We decided to limit the downloads for this file, so only those who will follow the next steps will have acces to it, that's why we're asking to complete a short survey before you can download the password."
>Go to "THISGODDAMNWEBSITE"
>Is that survey where you have to place your fucking phone number to download a fucking password.
Jesus christ these jews tick me off. IF YOU PUT A FUCKING DOWNLOAD TO THE PUBLIC, WHY THE FUCK YOU PLACE A PASSWORD ON THE FILES.Yhea, just downloaded S.T.A.L.K.E.R and it came to this.
>>319400102
Just put in 8675 309
>>319400176
I would suck your dick if i wasn't a man.
>Heres how
>Imageshack
>>319390031
>sign up
>"You need to be an approved member to view download links"
"This requires 25 posts and moderator approval"
"Also, almost none of the forums count for posts"
>>319391918
>bought unfinished AAA shit
>expect it to work properly
you're an idiot and got what you deserve.
>I have a problem
15 replies. all are:
>me too
>and me
>so do I
the fix never came
>pc gaming will NEVER be as comfy as console gaming
Eat shit Mustards.
>I've PM'd you the fix
>>319390054
kek
>>319391426
>use
>use the search function
I could punch faggots like this all day and call it a sport
>>319403254
That shit's why you get >>319403524
I always wondered why people that post pirated games files puts a password on the game files if it's going to be public for anybody who wants that game.
>>319405068
its so they can extort stuff from you, since most times you gotta fill out some info survey that may or may not be shady to get the password.
>>319388981
>"Check the guide at this link, should work"
>Link is 404'd
>"Thanks, that solved it."
>"This topic is now closed, you may no longer reply"
>>319390682
>some mod on nexus, think it was for Skyrim
>mod doesn't work on pirated games
>mod creator is against piracy
>mocks all the pirates in the comment section
>look at his mod
>realize there is just a small line of text in an ini preventing it to work
>remove the line
>game now works on all copies of Skyrim
>tell people asking for help in the comment section
>get banned from nexus
