I was at work. What was Nintendo's big announcement?
>>319384558
Minecraft on Wii U.
That's literally it.
Minecraft Wii U.
Fuck
Minecraft for Wii U.
Was funny, a lot of people posted that that was what they were going to announce as a joke.
>>319384684
>>319384739
>>319384758
the fuck man
Woah, those are some big announcements
>>319384787
>>319384783
I don't think it even was a surprise. Wasn't it confirmed before that that was happening?
>>319384684
>>319384739
>>319384758
Man, I'm glad I didn't hype
>Yesterday everyone getting hype how it was going to be the NX reveal or some other dumb over ambitious shit.
this is now a nintendo titty thread
post as many nintendo titties as you can before this thread is gone
>>319384863
I thought we were getting another Smash announcement this month.
>>319384783
I mean, I guess it's a pretty big deal just because of how big a seller it is, but not to our sort of demographic. The only people over age 12 who really give a shit about it are the Youtube streamers trying to make money off the 12-year-olds.
>>319384895
>>319384558
Why are you taking your pendant off what's the point
>>319384895
>>319384863
It was leaked somewhere at some point yeah
>>319385102
Post more imp midna, yo.
>>319385149
>>319384758
>as a joke
not really
there were many things pointing to that. for one it's the Indie PR guy.
Isn't Minecraft owned by Microsoft now? Why would they even?
How do I convince girls to let me fuck htem?
>>319384558
That picture is delicious, thank you OP.
>It's okay when Nintendo does it!
>>319385276
It's called a date rape drug
10 minutes and you'll be fucked up
Open your nasty ass legs up
>>319385257
To make money? It's not like having it on other consoles hurts them in any way when they still get money from the sales.
>>319385067
>Not being a man and posting the full picture
>>319385257
They need to get back the billions they paid Notch
>>319385276
Stop being someone girls don't want to fuck
>>319385196
MMMMMMMMMMM
>>319385397
The money they get from the Wii U sales won't be nearly as good as it would have been it being an Xbone "exclusive".
why would anyone give a fuck about Zelda when Hilda exists
>>319384783
>>319384739
>>319384758
DELETE THIS
IT WAS A GREAT ANNOUNCEMENT
>>319385720
>DELETE THIS
Hello?
>>319384884
I havent been hype for nintendo in a loooong time. Theyve just burned me too much with all their stupid shit.
>>319385678
Who?
>>319385720
Hello?
>>319385720
What are the features for Wii U? What's the online player cap?
>>319385276
There are several things wrong with you either emotionally, or physically. Don't worry, this is the case for most people. Not all of your problems can be fixed. Focus on fixing one thing at a time until you feel confident enough to talk to women. Talk to one long enough, bring her out on a few dates, and she may want to fuck you. Maybe.
Or the date rape thing like the other Anon said, that could work too. Not sure I'd suggest it personally, but it would do the job once.
>>319385720
>le crying false flag man
Off yourself.
minecraft is bigger than mario.
>>319385935hey~
>>319384684
>>319384739
I could have sworn we already know this.
>>319385530
A bit late for that, ain't it? At least this way they can now get money from it being on all of these different platforms.
>>319385935
I always found it amusing that a simple color swap of Zelda and the addition of even the tiniest bit of actual character turned Hilda into one of the best Zelda characters.
"I really want to play minecraft... but I don't already have a console this gen or last... or a PC that's less then 15 years old.... guess I better buy a WiiU!"
Fucking stupid
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>>319386480
We did, it was on an earlier direct.
>>319386970
or a fucking smartphone or tablet
wait, i thought it was that you can link nxs together for more power
>>319386970
or, you know, a parent buying it for their kid's wii... nah that's crazy talk.
>>319385935
loved that they gave her skin to zelda in HW
>>319384684
>>319384739
they sure know their audience
>>319387939
Not really, they should have jumped on this as soon as possible considering the touchpad is pretty much made for crafting.
>>319385440
Well why don't you, then?
>>319388335
I don't think I've ever seen that dog drawn as a human. Thank you Anon, I will be saving that mental image for later.
>>319388852
Happy to oblige, anon.
>>319384684
How is this even happening? My impression was that Minecraft was so hamfisted in its development that it just plain wouldn't work on the Wii U.
but isabelle being human makes it less interesting
>>319388335
you will never be shrunk to enjoy dem tits whylive.jpg
>>319389641
They managed to get it ported to the fucking Vita, Anon, anything is possible.Except for 3DS
>>319389823
What about the New 3DS? The the NX, but the dumbass one they just released which further proved how lazy their naming team is.
I was hoping we'd get a date on the Smash announcement, but even that was too ambitious for this underwhelming bullshit.
>>319390121
They will tell us when Smash announcement is. They're not going to say "look at our twitter tomorrow" they're going to give specific times and dates.
>>319389971
Not him but as much as Nintendo gloats about the N3DS, it's still behind the Vita in nearly every way spec-wise. The Vita is essentially the toaster of handhelds as it can barely handle most games but doesn't mean they run well
>>319385440
http://gelbooru.com//images/1b/91/1b910dcc746271f1c1843675cd8e59c9.jpeg
>>319391724
I'd honestly argue that as being a safe for work image
