If Ness got a job he'd be PK hired!
>>319382145
how about you PK shove a cactus up your dickhoe
What a fair joke
Jello is my favorite dessert, it's sojiggly
>>319382145
If Ness was forced to stay up all night to finish his 12 page research paper that he didn't even start until yesterday night and he also had to study for a quiz on music history tomorrow he'd be PK tired!
>>319382323
I totally read that in his voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VQMBqaXpwn
...Continue.
These guys here are off to tryout for the PK Choir!
>>319383027
Maybe after all that effort he should PK Crash
Did you hear about the Wii U?
This one /v/ thread said it was a PK Blunder.
If Ness drank a little too much while out with his friends he might PK Chunder
If Marth smoked, Ike would light for his friends.
>>319382145
>>319383027
>>319383438
>>319383507
All of these jokes are poo.
Ness said he was the tallest in his school. He's a PK Liar!
If you leave Ness in the cupboard for too long, he will PK expire
>>319383620
"Ike, do you prefer men or women?"
"Aether."
>>319383947
Would Ike commit a crime?
He might, for his friends
If Ness was in the Imperial Age and had a lot of resources he would build a PK Wonder
Good stuff anons.
>>319384014
If Ike dedicated a book to someone, he'd say "I write for my friends"
If Ness lived in a medieval castle, he'd probably be a PK Friar!
>>319383027
Maybe he should've drank some coffee. Then he'd be PK Wired!
>>319384382
If he got the coffee at a store he'd be a PK buyer
If you ask Falco which hair product he liked, Personally, he'd prefer the Nair.
>>319384338
If Ness went to Australia he would be PK down under!
okay
If Mario had a career in gardening, he'd say "Letsa mow!"
If Shulk ate a banana, he'd say I'm really pealing it.
>>319384851
If Shulk was a thief, he'd say I'm really stealing it!
If Captain Falcon became curious about horse feet he'd say "Show me your hooves!"
OP is a PK faggot
>>319385185
If Shulk was a fisherman, he'd say I'm really reeling it!
>>319385203
If Captain Falcon was hungry, he'd have Falcon's Lunch.
If Ness became a knight, he'd be PK sired
If Ness was lit on fire, he might die.
>>319383183
>>>reddid
If Ness was in a fight with a Mario, a Rosalina, a Villager and a Pac Man that situation might be pretty PK Dire
>7:30 am in europe
>probably around 22:30 and 01:30 in america
>/v/ is absolute reddit trash right now
considering that all the children are at school right now in europe, its safe to say that american night-time /v/ is fucking cancer.
>>319385862
If you were you Ike, you'd fight for your threads
>>319385924
the cringe is real..
If Peach had to confess to a preacher, she'd say "Aww, did I sin?"
If Ness got pissed he'd be filled with PK ire
>>319385967
Says the autist bitching about the quality of a mongolion cave painting board
If Snake was an animal breeder he'd say "Kept you mating, huh"
the shitposters are here
pac your bags, it's over
>>319385862
Its 10:30 here on the west coast. I guess I should browse during the day from now on because this is the most reddit-like thread I have ever seen.
>>319386161
Heh.
>>319386180
Clever.
>>319385279
Best joke in the thread. This is reddit-tier shit
>>319386381
>Lol OP is a faggot
>Implying you are not the memer here
>>319386180
>reddit cringe thread
>someone points it out
>LE SHIT LE POSTERS :(((((
please commit suicide
>>319386545
>nobody is allowed to have lighthearted fun!
man i bet you must think /jp/ is the epitome of reddit and have fought against cuc.k, tb h and fa m since their inception right
If you and Ryu were writing your names in the snow, but he could write his further away, he'd say "Your range is one piss too short."
>>319386545
Guess what all your bitching amounts to? Not a goddamn thing.
if donald trump knew earthbound was still attracting nostalgic autism you'd be PK Fired.
>>319386721
>>319386619
>reddit tier arguments
>>319385967
remi a shit
>>319387006
>reddit reaction image
>>319387194that gardevoir image was a commision in a /vp/ drawthread before reddit invaded that board
the more you know, reddit-shit
>>319387075
>>319387528
>/vp/
>not always reddit-tier furfag shit
top kek, kill yourself
>>319387656
you dont need to try so hard to fit in by using as many buzzwords as possible.litteraly lurk more
>>319386180
NUH UH DOG
NESS AINT GONNA GO DOWN LIKE THAT
HE AINT GONNA PK RETIRE
>>319387623
There are much cuter winged girls.
>>319387830
green reimu a shit too
>>319387194
>reddit reddit reddit
reddit? reddit reddit
red dit
>>319388141
>thread gets shitted up with weeb trash
Fun while it lasted
>>319382145
this guy robs you of your victories
>>319382145
If Ness lost his job, he'd be PK fired!
>>319388236
nice way to say that the thread was shit from the start
>>319388236
I simply cannot bair Jigglypuff
>>319387830
>muh buzzwords
whatever makes you feel better about yourself furfaggot
go back to /vp/ and sperg over natures some more
>>319388293
If Ness tried to make a game, it would probably be a PK Blunder.
>whoah! you play as Mewtwo?
>MEwtwo!
>ctrl+f
>17 matches
You guys are obsessed.
>>319388339
Big difference between Japanese and weeb trash m8
>>319388535
>the japshit i like is not weebshit, while the japshit i don't like is weebshit
whatever floats your boat hypocrite
This thread is a PK Shitstorm.
lets spice things up with 4chan culture instead of reddit culture :^)
If Bowser were a software designer, he'd design a web browser.
and he would name it BrowserJr.
if megaman had a robot incest child, it would have a megaduster
>>319388683
Ness looks nothing like the shitty generic anime girls that keep getting posted. I literally do not understand what you're trying to argue.
if reddit had a mean, out-dated uncle, he would be named 4chan
>>319389379
If reddit ordered from a chinese takeout place, they could read their 4chan
>>319389304
>keep getting posted
>only like 5 posts over 20 minutes ago
If you're really gonna sperg out of images like that over a few images and let it ruin a thread for you, you might genuinely be an autist.
>>319382323
EVERY
THREAD
>>319383947
10/10
C'mon, guys! The first few PK puns were alright, but now the rest are justunNESSessary
>>319382145
Hur
