ITT: Vidya characters that would make good friends
>you would always be his main monkey
>>319355212
I also have black friends.
He'd also drive you home from the airport.
any of the kongs, really.
>>319355421
But he owns a jumbo jet, why'd you even need to use the airport?
>>319356216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqc
>>319355212
>feeds off your rage with psychic powers imposing your will into a gigantic nuclear robot
>gives toecurling footjobs
>>319355212
>always has your back
>will never leave you behind
>looks out for you when you need him the most
"All for one, one for all right Artyom?"
>>319357130
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
>>319356410
WHY THE FUCK?
>>319355212
I want DK to fuck my ass
>>319356770
such a lust for a man
whooooooo
>>319355212
he'll also make a good boyfriend
If you could actually get him to respect you he'd probably follow you around like that one Italian friend who always gets into fights on your behalf.
>"Ayyy just so you know, anything you say to him gets processed by me first"
>elaborately pantomimes writing words on his knuckles with a quill and inkwell
>"Here, I scribed out his response for ya"
>BAM, bar room brawl
>>319357130
motherfucker
>>319357446
I want to be expanded by his dong.
He seemed pretty cool in that new RPG
>>319359360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubw6kuJ0-ro
>>319361275
why does this exist
He'd be a bro.
I like to think, anyway.
