You know what, I don't give a Fuck about the convoluted story bullshit of Fallout 4, but what pisses me off is the fact that these fuckers still walk around.
Every faction, brotherhood, minutemen, supermutants, ghouls, raiders, mercenaries, I don't give a Fuck, they should all just team up to kill off this fucking cancer that lives in the wasteland.
Fuck these things.
I kind of want to fuck one.
>>319354374
I kind of want one to fuck me.
>>319354185
why wouldn't they still be alive? The things breed like rabbits and it takes a lot of effort to kill just one, much less than the entire species.
that's what the NCR did, they completely got rid of their deathclaw and radscorpion problem inside the core region via pesticide and chemical weapons
>tfw no sarin or nerve gas gernades in fallout 4 that do 1000 of damage to any biological enemy
>>319354185
No, anon.
The cancer of the wasteland is human.
Their time is over.
I thought about this while I was in bed, why the fuck would factions bother with each other when you have veritable chupacabras running around?
I don't really have hopes for the fallout universe, but as long as bethesda has reign to ruin it how about some fucking end of the world scenario like the tunnelers in NV.
>>319354509
much like rabbits (and cats, dogs, rats, any type of animal really) they can easily be hunted to extinction especially when gas is used
I think a lot of people don't realized how much simple mass-produced pesticides managed to change the world more than airplanes or guns.
>>319354185
>tfw your qt courier will never be used as a breeder for superior Deathclaw children
why do I even bother with this shit anymore
>>319354572
>get rid of dindunuffinclaws
>the actual dindus get rowdy again
?????
>>319354732
>muh tunnelers
ulsyess was talking out of his ass, they're not anymore of a problem than higher-level deathclaws or radscorpionsyes I am going to be an anal retentive autist here because ulysess was a shit character though a fun boss to fight
>>319354757
except these things were genetically modified super weapons that also happen to breed like rabbits.
>>319354961
So were mole rats, floaters, and various other FEV-infected insects. Radscorpions too.
In the end, they all breathe oxygen. Guess what happens when you replace that with mustard gas? Any wastelander can make that stuff by mixing bleach and ammonia even.
>>319354989
WOULD
>>319354185
Giant Cazadores > Cazadores > Lakelurkes > Deathclaws > Everything else
>>319354732
because war, war never changes :^)
>>319355103
>mole rats
>super weapons
wot
>Fallout 1
>Deathclaws are legendary monsters
>Barely even believed to exist
>One guy saw one and went insane
>Bethesda-Out games
>Deathclaws are like flies
>Under every rock and bush
>Deathclaw
>>319355196
the stingwings, bloodbugs and bloatflies in fo4 were the worst because they're a bitch to shoot without using vats
>>319354897
That deathclaw jobber scene in Lonesome Road was so full of shit. That single encounter where the deathclaw that ambushes you around the trailer was harder than any point where the tunnelers appeared.
>>319355346
That's FO2 fault
>>319355103
I think the logistics for a complete extermination is unobtainable in the wasteland as it is. Maybe later but just surviving is hard enough as it is.
>>319355346
>fallout 2
>talking deathclaw
>giant cave full of deathclaw
>deathclaw is random encounter
>monty python vs the Deathclaw
lmao
>>319355326
the goal of the prewar government was to drop them into china as a means of creating an uncontrollable pest problem, thereby causing mass famine. They would have some sort of thing on them that would render them sterile so they couldn't breed and would have an explosive or something that would kill them after a predetermined amount of time (so that the problem wouldn't become global). Instead West-Tek got blown up and the prototype ones got out
or at least that's how I think it's explained in Fallout 1 and 2
>>319354989
Well if anything was improved in the game, Fallout 4 made the Deathclaws much bulkier and look like something to respect instead of those fucking wrinkly-wristed tanned faggots that look like they are starving
>>319355346
>Fallout 1
>Deathclaws are very rare and because of that many people have not seen them and believe the ones that have are full of shit
>Fallout 2
>Deathclaws, because they breed like fucking rabbits, spread across the region and are no longer the mythical beings they were in FO1
>>319355565
huh, the more you know.
>>319355346
I haven't played Fallout 4 (sounds like that's probably a good thing) but I don't remember the deathclaws being that common in 3 and New Vegas. Generally they were only found in specific locations like Old Olney and the Quarry Junction.
>>319355346
>>Deathclaws are legendary monsters
>>Barely even believed to exist
There's an entire nest of them in the Boneyard.
The reason they're legendary and barely believed to exist is because they haven't had much time to breed. Fallout 1 is only 80 years after the war, they haven't spread that far.
Fallout 2 takes place a lot later and Deathclaws pop up more often.
#youaintnodeathclawbruv
![Captured-male-Jacksons-Chameleon-resized[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zlcNa3O.jpg "Captured-male-Jacksons-Chameleon-resized[1].jpg")
I want my own pet Deathclaw.
>>319355676
they also make deathclaw dance around you instead of charging straight.
that would be fine if they nerf you but they didnt. the survivor nerf isnt enough.
They serve as mid tier enemies well enough.
>>319354989
Deathclaw, or synth? you make the call
>>319354897
Even if it was their canon, flashbangs kill them and they can't survive during the day.
>>319355512
Depends on the circumstances. The NCR had an industrial base via the Hub, Vault City and Gecko. Thus they could make things like chemicals that could kill lots of things very quickly.
The logistics is easy enough, see how in the modern day your utility company will go around spraying pesticides from trucks at night to prevent the west nile virus from spreading via mosquitos. In a more simpler sense, all you really need is an artillery gun and the right wind conditions to gas lots of land in a short amount of time. A long time ago, before ww1 how things like DDT were spread all over the US before the use of aircraft disinsection.
>>319354185
>10 Luck
>Finesse
>Cowboy
>JFP
>Better Criticals
>pic relate
Now fucking Cazadores on the other hand have the tendency to sneak up and sting the shit out of your asshole for giggles. cyborg or blood shield usually makes them trivial though.
>>319354989
>curie disliked that
>>319355676
They also try to "dodge" your shots even in melee range of you meaning they rarely attack you unless you're reloading or not shooting them for whatever reason.
They're too busy running from Cazadores to focus on the Clawies
>tfw no deathclaw bf to fuck me
>>319354185
>"You are feeling woozy"
deathclaws are cute!
>>319354185
So sticking to the topic at hand, is there any deathclaw porn available? If not, could some make some?
>>319357915
There's some of a Deathclaw fucking Elizabeth from Bioshock infinite.
>>319358649
There is one621but it's mostly shit. Mostly. Few gems, though. No, I won't post them.
>>319354732
The tunnelers attacked the alien city under the mojave and lost.
They are no longer a problem.
>>319358853
please?
>>319355346
>>Deathclaws are legendary monsters
only around the hub
meanwhile
>boneyard
>the middle of the town is fucking crawling with deathclaws
>>319358741
holy shit I hate whoever does these shitty pics
I mean seriously
>human penis on a deathclaw
>>319355424
>That deathclaw jobber scene in Lonesome Road was so full of shit.
Yeah, that was really, really awful; the only thing threatening about tunnelers is that they can knock you down, but aside from that, even when attacking en masse they're frail little turds.
I can understand tunnelers being a threat to the INFRASTRUCTURE of civilization, but I can't see them being able to legitimately take on a fucking deathclaw
>>319359390
You seriously want well-done, artistic video-game porn?
LOL
I would have considered deathclaw penises to be spikey, or scaley, or reptilian in some respect..
>>319354185
theses a mission in fallout 4 where you rescue a deathclaw egg from the gunners and return it to her mama and in turn she dosent maul you on sight but nor dose she join you
>>319359143
I think Narse drew some, if I'm not mistaken. There's your assist. I'm not looking for a vacation, anon. Not right now, anyway.
>>319354857
Tell me there's pics/comics/stories of this, please
>>319359792
Fuck pics, gimme mods.
>>319359572
>You seriously want well-done, artistic video-game porn?
or maybe something that doesn't make me want to stab my eyes out
>>319354857
I have this mod. Not even a big fan of femsub, but it's hot as fuck, especially when it made my courier into a deathclaw monstergirl.
>>319359792
http://profoundtigermentality.tumblr.com/
>>319356494
Okay, real talk
I would rather fight the entirety of Black Mountain's Super Mutant population in one go than fight even a single Cazador.
Fuck. Those. Things.
>>319354643
only fitting that every other creature has evolved while humans primarily remained the same. if that isn't social commentary then i don't know what is.
