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This is one of the worst consoles of all time.
>Mario 64
>Zelda
>Goldeneye
>Perfect dark
>Blast corps
>banjo kazooie
Nah
Worst Nintendo console?
probably
Worst of all time?
not even close
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>>319277239
*ahem*
>Nintendo 64
>only the few in-house IPs and Banjo-Kazooie were good games
>Playstation One
>too much goddamn third-party shit, have to sift through hundreds of games to find the good ones
>Xbox
>It had Halo.
>>319277305
>Goldeneye
>Not garbage
The N64 has such a small library of games worth playing. Mario 64 and Zelda don't make up for the lack of quantity
And this is the most underrated console of all time.
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>stupid gimmick that inflated cost
>stunted hardware
>horrible looking textures
>dumb as fuck controller to hold
>dumb as fuck controller to play
>outdated and stupid media storage
All this amounts to is an ugly as fuck game with jarring textures and unnatural and clumsy controls.
>>319277436
now i want chips you piece of shit
>>319277315
Literally the worst console
It's definitely the worst Nintendo console. Only nostalgiafags think otherwise.
As someone who progressed from SNES>N64>GC in their childhood, and even though out of them all I have my fondest memories with the N64, I still recognize that it was the worst of the three.
>>319277315
Winner.
I bet OP is one of the sorts of people who lists a modern AAA game as the "worst game I've ever played."
You faggots haven't played the fucking 3DO or Virtual Boy.
>>319277315
>multiplats significantly better than PS2 & Gamecube
>Ninja Gaiden Black
>Halo 1 & 2
>first console to use harddrives
>Unified online service like Xbox Live was cool as shit
Xbox was pretty cool tbqh
>>319277552
>>319277313
Do you think the N64 was worse than the Wii?
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>>319277552
>It's definitely the worst Nintendo console
hi
>>319277552
Wii U is the worst nintendo console lol. With both underwhelming hardware and only 3 games worth owning.
>>319277646
Not them but yes, it is.The Wii has a better library, somehow
>>319277590
niether have you :^)
>>319277239
This is what led me to become a Sony fanboy.
They teased The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Ogre Battle 64 before the console was released, then delayed the games until the very end of the generation. The console was collecting dust for years.
>>319277239
64 and PS1 were both pretty bad. Outside of like Mario 64, OoT/MM, and Metal Gear Solid nothing of value came out of that gen
>>319277239
i agree because i was an only child that only had friends at school. i never got to hang out with them outside of them ;_; fml
>>319277670
>underwhelming hardware and only 3 games worth owning
What is every Nintendo console since gamecube?
>>319277646
absolutely. The wii made all the same mistakes but the motion controls made more sense than a third hand and IR was pretty great, it always worked flawlessly for me and I was sad there wasn't more first person games on the wii. The wii had a bunch of hidden gems that the other two consoles missed out on, mostly platformers and niche RPGs.
>>319277239
For every poster with a brain on 4chan there are at least 5 edgy faggots
>>319277757
Spyro, Crash, Banjo?
>>319277646
Yes. The Wii has a couple dozen games I could see myself still wanting to play twenty years from now. Twenty years after the N64's release, and the only games I can stomach are pretty much first-party games along with Rare's stuff.
>>319277757
>The golden age of jrpgs was nothing of value
ebin
>>319277804
Gamecube had a shit library but it was a pretty powerful little beast.
>>319277757
PS1 had some incredible Squaresoft compilations. Suikoden 1 & 2. FF Tactics, Vagrant Story, Gran Turismo, Breath of Fire's best games, The bad Persona games, and a bunch or random JRPGs.
>>319277925
Not him but jRPGs suck.
PS1 was great because its awesome variety, not because of a single shitty genre.
>>319277962
this. i almost wish they made a GameCube 2 instead of that meme gimmick piece of shit which crippled their company and killed Iwata.
>>319277480
THe only problem I have with it is the shitty camera which kills you more than the game.
it's great desu senpai why cry?
>>319277757
>ps1
>bad
Holy shit taste.
>>319277925
>The golden age of jrpgs
Feels bad. To me, JRPGs were just enjoyable all around. It wasn't until the PS3 generation that actual bad JRPGs became common.
The console is fine, the controller is the problem
>>319277757
PS1
>Spider-Man 1 and 2
>Tekken 3
>Crash Bandicoot
>Resident Evil 2
>Castlevania Sotn
>MGS
>Tomba
>Spyro
>Tomb Raider games
>Gran Turismo 2
>THPS
>Syphon Filter
>Parasite Eve
>MDK
>best version of Doom
>Fear Effect
>Sled Storm
And there are a shit ton of games I can't remember right now.
>>319277315
Steel Battalion.
>>319277480
The N64 looked great. Years of retarded emulators have ruined the public image. Picture playing Zelda, where Navi flies through that 2D grate, and it actually looking like a 3D object. That's how much better the experience was on console.
That said, the controller was a piece of shit that eats itself harder than the original genesis pad. And the game selection was an absolute joke, Mario 64 remains one of the worst first party Nintendo games of all time.
>>319278161
That's because the SNES started it with some great entries, which was followed by a huge flood of defining titles on the PS1, and closed out by some of the most refined games in the genre on the PS2. Last gen was rough, and if next year doesn't turn things around for jrpgs then I think I'll have given up all hope
>>319278223
Castlevania is the only amazing game in that list, everything else is okay to mediocre tier
GC > Wii > N64 > Wii UOnly played NES and SNES games on emulators.
I hope the NX will be compatible with my GC controller, wouldn't mind my pro controller being usable as well.
>>319278314
>Mario 64 remains one of the worst first party Nintendo games of all time.
Holy shit taste.
>>319277239
I was trying to think about this once, not very hard, but, N64 might be my least favorite console. Going back to it now rather than letting my nostalgia cloud my eyeballs, I prefer the SNES games and will still replay those even though I didn't get into them until after I had an n64 (got it for christmas with Mario Kart and Zelda OoT and I'm pretty sure the console itself had Mario 64)
PS1 is ridiculously good for some reason. They allowed 3rd parties to make weird games? Also I liked JRPGs so any game on that took longer than getting 120 stars on Mario World.
>>319278314
>Mario 64 remains one of the worst first party Nintendo games of all time.
>>319277239
Oh hey what's going on in this thread
>>319278462
It was literal garbage on launch, and remains the biggest embarrassment ever.
The Virtual Boy has more merit than SM64. I felt bad for the kids who had an N64 while I was playing Crash and Jumping Flash.
>>319278594
Don't worry, I'm sure it's hard to understand after years of "it was da first" brainwashing and revisionism.
>>319278314
>genesis pad is bad
i love this meme
>>319278375
>tfw you realize all 4 of those consoles have incredibly tiny worthwhile games in their libraries
No wonder Nintendo lost control after the SNES
>>319277464
mario64 was enough by itself to justify buying an n64
>>319278635
It wasn't bad, the first revision just ate itself because it was plastic grinding against plastic. The last revision used a metal ball that didn't grind down.
You've never noticed the decrease in responsiveness? It's almost impossible to hit diagonals on a well-used early pad.
It's a great controller, just a victim of poor planning.
>>319278632
lolbait
>>319277239
Are you retard op ?
>>319277239
Still more games than the Wii U tho, amirite lads?
>>319278720
The GC was a good complement to a PS2. I would have been sad if it was my only console, though.
The PS1 and 2 were just too good for Nintendo to stay in the 3D game without losing all 3rd party support with their scummy practices.
>>319278594
don't worry anon
this guys baiting hard
mario 64 is a god tier game
>>319278831
Honestly no, the Wii U will probably end up with a higher quality library by the end
What do you guys think of the Dreamcast?
I never had it when it was new, i got one a few years ago.
Would it have beaten the PS2 if it had dual analogs and DVD?
>>319278792
My controllers still work fine. Anyway, i thought you disliked it because of the design.
>>319278887
I agree, the Gamecube was a great compliment, that's the problem. Imagine if it could have been an alternative
If we listed all the worthwhile Gamecube games I'm skeptical it would crack 30 games
>>319278906
i had one when it was still alive, still have it now actually
it was a great console to own at the time. online gaming on a console was such a cool thing at the time. i'll always have great memories of playing PSO, chu chu rocket and quake online on it. Power Stone 1 and 2 were brilliant beat em ups, as was soul calibur 1. JSR and crazy taxi were super fun games. house of the dead with the light gun was great fun too
i think the problem the dreamcast really faced was that it was like a home arcade cabinet, in a time when the home console industry had a huge hard on for sports sims, JRPGs, and a rapidly emerging market for FPS games
>>319278906
It was a victim of a public that didn't care anymore.
After the 32X disaster and failure of a Saturn launch, they honestly didn't have any hope. Western gamers didn't care about the arcade ports they were focusing on.
As consoles go, it was somewhere between the GC and Xbox. Could have beaten the GC if it didn't die, but stood no chance against the PS2.
>>319279063
They could have never gotten the games. Tiny discs held nothing, and they burned all their third party bridges when Sony came on the scene and started offering actually reasonable licensing costs. Pretty sure Nintendo were still doing the "you have to buy X number of these shitty little discs direct from us" holdover from the NES days.
>>319277305
blast corps was goat, but wasnt there only one save slot and you couldnt reset it? maybe i was just a dumb kid but i seem to recall having problems with it
bullshit it was great. better than the saturn and has a better library than the dreamcast
>>319278887
If it wasn't for the DS lite, the Gamecube would've bankrupt Nintendo.
>>319278087
>he can't handle the camera.
>>319279864
Probably would have been better, honestly. Then we could all remember Nintendo fondly, instead of having a million kids pretend like anything after the GC was any good.
They should have spent all their dosh on just releasing high quality cult games and bowed the fuck out.
>>319277670
I'd say the only thing that pushes Wii U ahead of N64 is the Virtual Console. The emulation is pretty fantastic, and I love that Nintendo is making an effort to keep classics available.
>>319277925
>Golden age of JPRGs
While it's true that JRPGs exploded on the PS1, I'd argue it's easier to find ones that really hold up on SNES and PS2/Gamcecube. I suspect nostalgia is coloring a lot of people's opinion here.
Compared to the gen that came after it was all innovation. What made a 3d game good was up in the air that gen. Nintedo games from that time defined the most important aspects of good games today. Nintendo games controlled good, had a decent variety of gameplay that scaled well in difficulty as the game progressed. Rareware games defined good game design of that generation.
>>319280014
>Virtual Console
Okay, you're a retard.
I can't possibly imagine being impressed about a company charging 10 bucks for a 20 year old game. Especially when emulation is free and in no danger of disappearing.
>>319279746
Everything is better than the Saturn
>>319280212
which was half its competition at the time lol
Oh that 3d Saturn controller was dogshit
>>319280245
>literally no reaction to your murdering her child
Was mama penguin just looking for someone to get rid of the kid for her?
>>319280212
said the pleb
>>319280318
>3d Saturn controller was dogshit
Get fucked, it was great.
>>319278632
lol
>>319280409
This piece of shit is why the original Xbox controller is shit
>>319280073
I agree that a small handful of games from the console went on to shape a lot of the 3D genres that exist now.
But we're talking about a very small handful. Mario 64, OoT, Goldeneye, etc.
>Rareware games defined good game design of that generation.
I have as much affection for Rare as the next guy that grew up with an N64 and Banjo Kazooie, but their platformers failed hit the highs that Mario 64 reached. They did a great job of creating a whimsical landscape to explore, but the mechanics by which you explore that world feel clumsy compared to Mario's fluid acrobatics.
>>319280585
Of all the one analog pads, the 3D controller is the best.
Don't blame Sega for MS being made up of retards who let someone's friend design the PCB so they had to put a giant logo in the middle.
>>319277464
>hating Goldeneye
>being a hipster
I bet you like Undertale
>>319280723
I'd argue that they were even in different aspects. A brand new N64 controller is a dream for analogue sensitivity. The problem is that they wear out quickly and when that happens they lose that beautiful responsiveness
The Sega 3D pad was much more durable but it doesn't compare to the accuracy of the N64's
I'd say they are even
>>319278906
I have one. Best system ever no matter how fancy shit gets now.
It broke power records
>was the most powerful at the time
>allowed internet from the box
>4 controller ports (n64 had 4 but less power)
>managed to have sports games from first party devs that rivaled EA Sports games
>that design
>controller memory
>VMU (VMS for those other countries) with minigames and connectivity with other VMUs
>games were fantastic
>controller was the inspiration for the xbox controller design
>community still thriving
>company ceo even tried to keep it alive by paying out of pocket
>lost because of piracy and ps2 being announce
>ps2 comes out and is the weakest of the bunch
>lowest quality of the bunch
>games from dreamcast find their way to nintendo, microsoft, sony and pc platforms in the end
>its still thinking
>>319281042
While not that accurate, I absolutely adore the oversized dome design. Plus, the N64 pad is literally garbage in every other aspect.
Anyone that plays Conker's Bad Fur Day and doesn't smile when they behead their friend with a katana is not a gamer
Conker's Bad Fur Day is still a fun game if you can get over its limited graphics which still beat the shit out of any game released on any other gen 5 system
>>319280141
>I can't imagine being impressed with a company charging money play games on their hardware.
It's impressive given that the emulation is far better than most other emulators you'll find. If you don't care about minor glitches or having to spend time familiarizing yourself with different software to optimize your emulation, then I could understand not giving a fuck about Virtual Console.
On a slightly separate point, I like that it exposes casual gamers to classics. It also provides an easy and realistic way for Nintendo to gauge how much interest there is in older IPs.
Oh, and I don't really see your point about old games not being worth money. Especially given how much work goes into emulating them to run on different hardware.
>>319281183
Depends on the game type. It was excellent for 3D platformers because of the analogue sticks range of sensitivity
>>319277239
Its actually one of the best. Probably spend the most time of any console on the n64. It also had some of the most revolutionary games in its library like Mario 64, OoT and Goldeneye.
Its easy to criticise a system 20 years later when youre a underaged retard that never grew up with it.
>>319277521
>mfw I have chips
>>319277239
Im sorry i cant hear you over how fun the bomberman and goemon games are
But really, play mischief makers before you say that shit. Getting tired of these bait threads
>>319281223
BFD is the most blatant GRAFIX title out there. An absolute turd of a game, with unfunny humor, weak controls, it single-handedly killed whatever was left of the animal protagonist genre.
>>319281293
Emulation is near perfect for the SNES and NES, and both can easily be played on any set-up you desire.
What does the WiiU offer? Oh right, a laggy wireless gamepad with delayed inputs, and you can play on your LCD TV that probably has 100ms of lag or more.
It's better on the 3DS, but you're still forced to use an awkward hand placement because the 3D nub fucks everything.
>>319278368
>metroidvania
>amazing
Lmao
Only thing I never liked about N64 was the analog stick and that I had to blow on cartridges since I also had a playstation to compare it to.
It was a very good console, but it had a little catalog with no variety of genres and its masterpieces pale in comparison to the ones that we can find in PS1 or PC at the time, but it was still a fun console. The best specifications of its generation, the worst controller.
>>319281183
The N64 pad was probably the easiest to disassemble controller ever which makes it really easy to replace the worn out analogue stick. Pull one apart you'll really appreciate how simple it is. I can't for the life of me take apart my PS3's Sixaxis
>>319281672
All controllers were that easy. The only notable part is how the analog stick is in a separate case, and it's literally wired onto a connector instead of just directly soldered.
They absolutely knew from day one that you'd need to constantly replace that piece of junk.
>>319277239
Nice bait my friend.
Hi
>>319281786
Yeah I agree with you there. Still a fresh one was a dream in sensitivity even over analogue sticks today
>>319277239
It actually was. There is a reason why Sony completely overtook Nintendo that gen.
Now there were some gems here and there but overall it was pretty shit.
>we've reached this level of contrarianism
Yeah lets not bring up consoles like the Sega Saturn, Sega CD, the Jaguar or the Apples console the Pippen, objectively shit consoles
Nope let's go with the N64 because Mario 64 has blocky textures
Excellent thread /v/.
>>319282212
He didn't say the worst console, he said one of the worst consoles.
Considering the N64 can legitimately be considered Nintendo's worst console ever you could make a good argument to consider it one of the worst consoles ever released.
>>319281052
>>319277473
That's not a Dreamcast, nigguh
>>319277626
>>multiplats significantly better than PS2 & Gamecube
True, but they only had graphics over GC and PS2. And even then, GC and Xbox were pretty close
>>first console to use harddrives
That's a good point
>>Unified online service like Xbox Live was cool as shit
Yeah no. If anything Xbox started the whole fad of paid online, and look how that turned out
>you need to pay for an online account to keep chevos and to play single player games now
Fuck Xbox Live, multiplayer online should have stayed on PC
>>319282212
/v/ is full of graphicswhores
Not that it's anything new
>>319282347
over the virtual boy?
>>319282212
>Saturn
Better than the N64 in every aspect. Lots of fantastic arcade ports.
>CD
Not a console, and had Sonic CD.
>Jaguar
Terrible controller and a poor release. Remember that Rayman was originally a Jaguar title, and it remains the definitive version.
The fucking Pippen is the only actual console you could come up with that was worse than the N64.
>>319282347
It really wasn't though. Nintendo's developer relations are what hurt it and the GameCube the most.
Sony's cheap DVD player was a marketing dream compared to its competitors
>>319282347
>Considering that the N64 might be Nintendo's worst console, you could argue that it's one of the worst consoles ever released.
>>319282212 makes a decent point though. The worst Nintendo has to offer is exponentially better than the worst that other companies have shat out into the market.
>>319282665
You know, and better games, good titles came early to the PS2, you could at least buy ten A+ console-seller titles in 2001 christmas, so, by the time Gamecube and XBOX arrived with the full arsenal, everyone already had a PS2 and weren't about to change just for a few exclusives.
Well, at least a bunch of games that I likeand have playedfrom it are:
>Mario 64
>Mario Kart
>Mario Party 1-3
>Paper Mario
>Pokémon Stadium 1-2
>Pokémon Snap
>Starfox 64
>Smash Bros.
>Donkey Kong 64
>Bomberman 64
>Rayman 2
>Goldeneye
>Diddy Kong's Racing
>Kirby Crystal Shards
>Toy Story 2
And games people like a lot:
>Zelda Ocarina of Time
>Zelda Majora's Mask
>Banjo Kazooie
>Banjo Tooie
>Conker
>Yoshi's Story
>Mario Tennis
>Mischief Makers
>Goemon
That looks to me like a real tight console generation, m8.
I've had more fun with it than with my____SNES___.
>>319281571
Your opinion of Bad Fur Day is terrible and you should feel terrible
That moment your N64 makes you dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBy7sfuPfbw
Voice acting that worked with real time 3D facial animations was pretty advanced for a 5 gen console
Bad Fur Day had character
>>319282495
>/v/ is full of graphicswhores
NOW HOLD THE FUCK UP YOU FAGGOT
I'm not a graphics whore UNLESS the focus of the game was visuals. Journey? Yeah graphics need to be good (theyre fucking bonerific in this case). Halo 4? Gameplay more but retelling of Halo CE so more graphics over gameplay - im going to be a cunt about graphics. Megaman x8? Gameplay hands down.
if graphics arent the focus im not critical, if they are, im going to be critical. I'm more of a /vr/ guy anyway so it's not an issue to me.
Not all of /v/ is a graphics whore, but there's those who have reasons behind being graphics whores. I want gameplay over graphics. I want a balance. If theres no balance then what's the point?
>actual in game screenshot
>isactuallygood
>>319282847
I had an enjoyable childhood experience with every single one of these games
You will never again explore the Gerudo Desert in search of the Spirit Temple.
>>319282904
Not him, but I didn't like it that much either. The platforming is pretty boring and controls are pretty bad honestly, plus the unironically edgy "I'm cool because I drink and say bad words" cutscenes didn't really pay off.
>>319282847
>Toy Story 2
My nigga
PS1 version here. How was the N64 version by comparison? Dreamcast was best regardless but I must ask if it was nice.
>>319282904
>unfunny cutscenes
>talking about voice acting and lip sync instead of gameplay mechanics
Holy kek. How retarded can you get? Oh right, you owned an N64, so pretty retarded.
>>319283092
Multiplayer was fun as fuck with lots of variety. You don't know what you are talking about white nigglet
>>319283017
Gotta love dem polygons.
>>319283071
Eh, you tell me. I never really played beyond the first 3 stages because I never had a Memory Pak as a kid.
>>319277239
I nearly gave up on consoles forever, because of that thing.
>n64 comes out
>shitty low-poly games with terrible camera control and shit textures
>>319283039
>That sweet spanish guitar
>>319283258
> I never really played beyond the first 3 stages
I was a little pussy and played til the trash goo boss. I got spooked so hard that i turned it off
Pic unrelated. Was just playing MML2 and noticed this out of fucking nowhereits the psp versionIt was one single run I was doing and I had no memory card
>>319283314
Was better than the Super Nintendo
>>319282904
>A game based almost entirely on shit jokes.
>Dollar eyes, so funny
Many games had better voice acting and humor back then, in every single platform, even the N64.
>>319278085
>meme gimmick piece of shit which crippled their company and killed Iwata
What the fuck are you talking about you literal retard? You mean the fastest selling, most profitable home console ever made that was out as the fastest selling, most profitable handheld ever made? Yeah many no corporations know the horrors of selling things people want.
>>319283461
The multiplayer is still funnier than 99% of games in existence.
More multiplayer games need cute animals that murder each other in sadistic gory satisfying ways
>>319283461
Name a single one
The game is very funny if you aren't an uptight faggot
>>319283738
If you say so...
Each one with his taste, m8
>>319283689
>something that sells a lot must be good!
Both the GBA and GC shit so hard on the DS and Wii that it isn't even funny.
>>319283806
Honestly if your were a teen or younger and loaded up the multiplayer with a friend you would have laughed often
>>319283839
my wii is just a gamecube emulator. its modded and i cant even be assed enough to play wii games for free
>>319283796
Just to keep us in the same genre, Spyro and Crash for example had better voice acting.
If we get out of that genre we have things like Metal Gear Solid and Soul Reaver thta shit even on today's games.
>>319277552
snes was garbage though. i had a few flagship games that were fun. but the games that were not aaa games were complete dogshit. at least n64 had actual good niche games.
>>319283806
For me it was the contrast of cute and adult violence that made it so good
>>319282495
>>That's not a Dreamcast, nigguh
that's a funny way to spell Saturn
>>319284013
Spyro had okay humor (nothing like Conker) but even when I was a kid I thought Crash was really juvenile
I guess it was that lack of games on the N64 with the level of potty humor, swearing, and gore that made Conker so memorable and awesome
Did /v/ know that the guys who made banjo kazooie are basically making banjo kazooie 3 with new characters?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MbxCN8ZSFo
>>319284164
If you like Banjo and you didn't know this by now you'd have to be either to busy in real life or living under a rock with no internet
>>319277313
>Worst Nintendo console?
Don't forget this piece of garbage
>>319283053
Its not that its cool to drink and say bad words that made it funny. The cute main character is a dirty mouthed drinking greedy asshole that's fine with murder. It also funny that all the characters he meets are also assholes
Seriously this is funny shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcgWp1Mf504
>>319284497
It's not funny. You're either 12 or an American.
>>319284542
You must hate old South Park episodes. How are you even on this site with such a shit sense of humor
>>319284719
Not him but South Park humor, old and new, was always shit for kiddies.
>>319284542
Also I was only 9 when the game came out. First played it when I was 10 and replayed a few year back. The game is still pretty funny
>>319284719
American then. I'd say that one day your sense of humor might mature past fart jokes, but we both know that isn't true. I'm sorry, man.
>>319284830
No wonder I'm alone in this. Old South Park still makes me laugh
I miss this type of humor. Luckily it seems to be coming back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q
If you don't think this is funny you should honestly anhero
>>319284920
God what make high brow people so fucking stupid is that they think its stupid to find stupid shit funny
I have a range of humor that extends from Bill Hicks/George Carlin/Lewis CK to fucking Beavis and Butthead/South Park/Family Guy/old Sponge Bob. I love variety
>ctrl+f
>no Star Wars Episode I Racer
Did you guys even have a childhood
>>319285282
I think the hilarious part is how you think the first group is even slightly high-brow. Carlin is about as low-brow as my humor range goes, and your fucking unicorn video didn't even make me smile.
Where was the humor? The "funny" terms for poop? The concept of a unicorn shitting ice-cream? None of these elements were funny.
>>319285379
I'm honestly trying to forget the Star Wars prequels although the Jar Jar sith theory is redeeming it somewhat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq559Vzc5MA
>>319285469
Its not the literal shitting thats funny its how they demonstrate how the product works that makes me laugh
Also the rocky road landing on the cone like a rock made me laugh
>>319285469
George has range you literally have no sense of humor what so ever
>>319281293
It's not impressive at all, they have all the documentation they could need on the hardware and the only noteworthy thing they've done with it was make DK64 run at is intended framerate.
>>319285717
At least they have the game half compatible with AMD GPUs. I'd love to see the virtual console extend to PC
>>319277464
but they were all iconic
>>319277239
>worst console
>OUYA and commodore 64 don exits because i NEED to shitpost about nintendo!
stop
>>319280585
>>confirmed for never having held it.
I know it looks like shit, but that thing was move comfy to hold than a pair of tits.
>>319277239
I actually agree. It had a small handful of good games, like Paper Mario, Banjo Kazooie, etc. but overall it was an awkward transition from 2D to 3D for most devs. That's why you see all these devs on the NES and SNES who quit existing around this era. They either sold their company or they just couldn't cut it and couldn't make good 3D games. Also, 2D platformers are my favorite genre; games such as Mega Man X, Super Metroid, Donkey Kong Country, etc. I don't like gen 5 because the transition to 3D gaming made the platformer oversaturation go away, just as many devs began to perfect the formula - And instead, we got shitty FPS rehashes. Instead of masterpieces, we got turds. That's why I'll never understand the worship for the PS1 and N64.
>>319286071
FPS rehashes weren't a problem until the next generation. Plus, PS1 and N64 had the best 3D transitions, with some franchises actually moving backwards after that.
>>319277464
Without goldeneye no call of duty or halo would of been in existence.
>>319286071
Paper Mario, banjo-kazooie/Tooie, 3 bomberman games, Conker, DK 64, Chameleon Twist, Oot/MM, 007, Perfect dark, Mario kart, Diddy kong racing, yoshi story, SM64, Smash. Those are just the ones I thought off the top of my head. If you could name 20 solid IPs for a system nowaday that wernt just rehashes, shitty sequels or cash grabs that system would be hailed as the best easy.
>>319277917
>>319277856
>>319277680
I remember in 5th grade when everyone had a n64
Every fucking kid wanted the game
But now a days
everyone gets bored within 5 minutes of playing neo nintendo games.
>>319285020
Nothing is good from the past!
Only things that came out in 2015 are good!
>>319286745
Good ridance it would be.
>>319287197
I agree somewhat. FPS needed to evolve to the level of Red Orchestra 2/Rising Storm ages ago. The shooting mechanics in Halo were always pretty shit compared to even TimeSplitters 2. Literally takes aiming beyond auto aim
The N64 was basically the same shit as the Wii. Third parties avoided it like the plague, so the only good games on it were first party titles. The first party games were fantastic even in spite of the hardware being ABSOLUTE SHIT. Seriously, N64 games have the worst performance out of any other system.
It also had an issue where it had no variety at all. Most of the games were platformers or racing games. You saw almost zero fighting games, RPGs, action games, SHMUPs etc.
