Pretend it's 2005
How are you meant to hold that correctly
Yeah, who cares if the controller looks like a boomerang.
Sony will deliver the next gen of gaming for half the cost of Microsoft's shitbox.
>>319200006
THE FF7 TRAILER LOOKED AMAZING
>>319200006
Guess I should go to Newgrounds then
goo goo ga gaa mama give food
>>319200776
With what? Killzone? Halo killer my ass.
>think controller looks like shit.
>throw it away
>it comes back
Damn Sony thought of everything.
>>319201019
Lol, have you even the trailers for Resistance? I'm telling you, that series will outlast your piece of shit Master Chief Adventures.
OOGA BOOGA ROCKSTOP
>>319201065
Do any third party shitters sell boomerang controllers? Always wanted to try one.
>>319200006
>mfw PS2 will never EVER get RE4
>>319201493
>being this roodypoo
>>319201493
Stop acting so niggerdly
>>319200916
HOLY SHIT GUY'S THIS BABY CAN TALK AND TYPE!!
LONGCAT IS LONG
I think the thing that impressed me the most about F.E.A.R. was the solid gunplay. Reminded me of Black.
That said, I'm sure that with all this new technology on the horizon we'll soon see far more realistic shooters in the next couple of years or so.
Man, the future looks bright :D
>>319201493
Here's your (You)
Lurk more newfag.
>>319201760
Guys I can't wait for Halo 3. The voice acting will be top notch!
GUYS I HAVE LEAKED PICTURES OF THE PS3
TRUST ME MY DAD WORKS AT SONY
>>319201493
John?
>>319201493
Lmao calm down time travelling nigga
>>319200006
Honestly, this boomerang looks incredibly ergonomical.
>>319200006
LOADED GOD COMPLEX
COCK IT AND PULL IT
ARE YOU READY FOR THE NINTENDO REVOLUTION?
>>319201927
You really think Sony would release something looking like THIS? how fucking old are you you stupid arrogant shit. Go an hero yourself to oblivion you fuck
So /v/, which Need for Speed is the worst and why is it the new Most Wanted?
BRING
BACK
SNACKS
>>319201917
Kinda getting fed up of fighting Covernant and Flood honestly. If a Halo game came out with different enemies it would be a 10/10 guaranteed. There's literally no way they could fuck it up.
>>319201779
"(You)"
What are you talking about?
GUYS MASTER CHIEF WILL get unmasked in Halo 3 my dad did the motion capture this is him
>>319202194
Ya I agree, but I really wana see Cortana become more of her own character than Chiefs side kick. THAT would be GOAT
PS3 is going to have lots of games, you fucking Nintendonts
>>319202074
What does the R button do?
>>319200006
>pass the controller bro!
>throw them the controller
>it comes back
Www.wii60.com
Wii will rock you!
You guys think the 7th gen looks cool? Wait until we get to the 8th gen
I just won a free ps2.5 from a Myspace ad
>>319200006
Fuck you, that controller looks the best
check my 5
>>319202496
that PS4 looks pretty good
>>319202410
Why are you putting arrows in front of everything?
>>319202615
Check'd mate
check my 7 faggot
>>319201714
>implying /v/ isnt half black
>>319201935
I think you meant Juan
>>319202496
That Xbox design could've actually worked pretty well though.
>>319202074
Here's the final prototype for the Nintendo Revolution
>>319202615
now check my 0
>>319201493
>this faggot thinks he's from the future
Let me guess next thing you are going to tell me is that we have a black president in the future fuck off faggot.
>>319200104
>people born in 2005 are already 10 years old
What the fuck
>>319202496
>the ps4 will double as a roomba
Nice, now mom doesn't have to clean up my Doritos.
>>319202368
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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>>319202986
I still hate posts like this today.
>>319201736
Hey guys I was cleaning out my grandpa's attic (he passed away recently) and found his old fingerbox!
I have to say it's an incredible masterpiece, I was wondering how much these things run for on ebay?
>be me
>go to rockstop
>ask if i can pre-order the upcoming rockstation 3
>clerk lady says she cant understand my ungabungas
>start screaming ROCKSTATION ROCKSTATION ROCKSTATION
>she calls the warriors
>berrypicker as fuck
>dinosaur meat falls out of loincloth
UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP
Here's the final roster for the Super Smash Bros Brawl that is coming for the Nintendo Revolution
It's 100% legit guys!
>>319203242
>Snake
>Sonic
Haha nice try faggot
>ROB
Not even a video game character
Fake and gay
>>319202678
They are called meme arrows it makes people pay attention to me.All jokes aside why do people greentext?
>>319202195(Who)
You
>>319202368
>Nintendo revolution
>what does the r button do
it starts the revolution silly.
also who has a ds yet? they look cool as fuck
>>319202698
I'm half black does that count?
burrrr
>>319203242
>snake
>sonic
>in a nintendo game
Also, who the fuck is lucas?
>>319203372
To describe events from a 3rd person point of view.
>>319203372
Look in the FAQ under:
>How do I quote somebody?
>>319203242
Who the fuck is lucario?
>>319203209
Looks like a run of the mill fingerbox from the 60's. Pretty worn too so you won't get much for it
thx op i cum on cat hiss at penis
>>319203567
What are these controllers? I've never seen them before.
LOL look at this another shitty 4chan clone.
Thankfully the full retard UI will kill it in a couple of years.
>>319203883
somehow the DS4 got memed into the DS3
its supposed to be about the DS3
fucking sony marketing man.. who knows
>>319203372
>>319203468
You guys must be advanced users. I mean 4chan has only been around for a couple years because it's 2005.
>>319204050
Well i am banging moot's mom so i get special privileges
>>319204050
We're from the future, invest everything you have into Nintendo
i hope my gf doesn't turn lesbian and leave me for a girl
never gonna happen
>>319204050
Despite everyone complaining about newfags, I would say that 70-90% of all users have been here for < 3 years
>>319203512
yes
see, /v/? The meme /pol/ needs to die
>>319204181
This but cash out before Nintendo launches their next console after the revolution.
Was /loli/ around in 2005?
>>319204281
>>319204281
I hope your gf does turn lesbian and leaves you for another girl. Then sends me tapes of them having lesbian sex.
Who owned the board before moot did?
>>319203242
>olimar
>pit
>lucario
>Ike
>lucas
Who are these guys?
>>319204621
>>319204621
No one moot is love moot is life moot is a newfag.
>>319200006
Who /GettingWarhawk/ here?>inb4 2007
>>319201471
>sonyfags and their lack of gamecube gems
>>319200006
I have a feeling this design is going to come back
My dad works at Ninetenedo
heres the 720 prototype
don't leak it
>>319200006
When do you guys think Valve will show us Half-Life 3? I'm betting we'll get a teaser by E3. I can't wait to see what they can really do with Source!
>>319205319
Only if you throw it.
>>319205461
Ha, yeah right, it probably won't come out until 2010
>>319200006
Why should I pretend that it's still 2005 when it's almost 2016?
>>319205371
Wheres the kinect?
>>319205571
No way. HL2 only took so long because they were working on the best. engine. ever. You'll see.
>>319205650
the what?
>>319203716
I disagree, looks like the fingerbox might be made of vintage mahogany, which used to fetch a good price back in the day
>>319200006
Posting from motorola flip phone
>>319205461
It'll probably come out at the same time as the last guardian.
>>319203502
>it starts the revolution silly.
>>319202496
>xbox 720 is an accurate name
>>319206208
What the hell is the last guardian? I just looked for it on ign and didn't see anything.
unironic use of the word epic
>>319205641
>this faggot thinks he's from the future
Let me guess next thing you are going to tell me is that we have a black president in the future fuck off faggot.
>>319206303
It's shadow of the colossus 2 trust me my dad works at playstation.
I hear that the PS3 will be a SUPERCOMPUTER, rivaling.. no, dwarfing even the most powerful desktop PCs. Sony wins again!
>>319202496
>tfw xbox releases after 360 didn't go into intervals of 360
>tfw they made the console design bigger with the xbox instead of the perfect size and look they had with the 360 slim
>>319200006
How the fuck am I supposed to use that plastic banana?
>>319200006
Battlefront II is fucking great. Can't wait to see what III would look like on next-gen. Imagine space and ground battles on the same map.
Fuuuck I need it.
>>319206463
I know it's you Derrick. I'm not falling for your bullshit anymore.
>>319206619
You throw it and wait for it to come back to you.
>>319206495
Can it process a better controller design?
>>319206619
it's a boomerang you fool, it's made for the australian aboriginals
>>319200006
I wasn't born yet, so..
>>319203242
Brawl? They're calling it Brawl?
>that Sonic
At least try. It's clearly his Heroes render photoshopped, and don't get me started on Snake.
>>319206751
Yes you are James and you know it!
>>319200817
you're 7 years late
>>319200006I liked the boomerang controller.
>>319201392
There's an n64 boomerang controller
lol imagine if the PS3 cost like 600 dollars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUjCjg43wF8
HOLY SHIT GUYS
LOOK AT THIS
THIS FUCKING ANIMATION
FORGET ABOUT MORROWIND, THIS GAME WILL BE LEGENDARY
I'm happy
>>319203372
it's the quote function and it's not unique to 4chan
>>319207378
Me too! I just know my gf and I will be together forever. She'll understand that I don't know what I want to do with my life yet.
>>319200006
>Pretend it's 2005
>On 4chan
That's the ps3 controller? 100 internets, Epic ftw even!
Longer than longcat
>>319203242
>brawl
you fucked up so hard I don't know what to say
>>319207020
GET OUT
>>319202343
Is that you?
Revolution will be Nintendo's last console. Screencap this.
giant enemy crab
>>319200006
The PS3 and 360 look decent but I can't wait to see what Nintendo comes up with. All they need to do is double or triple the power of the GameCube and add DVD support. Sony and MS will have no chance against something like that.
>>319207963
Judging from the wii u sales i think the generalpublic actually thinks this is true.
>>319208206
The hell's a WiiU?
Sounds like something a guy high on drugs would scream before getting run over in the street.
>>319200006
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
>>319208071
I just hope they will not fuck it up with another stupid gimmick like cartridges. Nintendo needs to get their shit together. They're supposed to be the mainstream console manufacturer, not Sony.
>>319203567
Thread ruin nice going fag
>>319208649
O RLY?
>>319200006
IT'S RIDGE RACER!
RIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDGE RACER!
>>319208687
I think they've learned their lesson. That's probably what the "Revolution" name signifies.
>>319208512
>The hell's a WiiU?
The death of nintendo trust me i am from the future.
>>319208969
I like that game too but it's old. I don't see what that has to do with what we're talking about.
Man, I can't wait for the next smash bros on the revolution. Who do you guys think will be in the game?
>>319207378
>16y
>Feeling great at school
>mom and dad still alive
Now:
>26y
>gay
>>319209245
Sonic.
the next one after that will have Cloud and Ryu.
>>319203242
>Snake
>Sonic
L O FUCKING L
Never gonna happen kiddo
WHERE IS MANKRIKS WIFE???
WHEN'S SEGA COMING BACK?
>>319209245
Maybe they'll add Kid Icarus, LOL.
>>319208779
YA RLY!
>>319200006
Hey guy's have you heard of this thing called downloadable content? some game developers are working on a way to add more stuff to games after they have been launched. DOESN'T THAT SOUND GREAT!?!?!?!
>>319209450
You were 16 in 1989? What was it like?
>>319209807
Well the ninja turtles were pretty cool.
Guys look, trailer for Halo 3!
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>319203242
>sonic in a smash bros game
if you're going to make something this stupid you may as well put in cloud from FF7.
>>319209767
You mean stuff like Xbox Live?
>>319207963
lol yah revolution will probably sell worse than dreamcast
>>319200006
Oh boooooy, just imagine how rad the new JRPGs will look. And the finally stop with the damn WW2 shooters. Just think of all the new and exiting scenarios!
Truly a great time to be alive.
>>319200006
>pretend it's 2005
So should I log out of /v/ then?
It wasn't around yet you retard.
>>319209915
FUK U
>>319210046
How did you even manage to log into /v/?
>>319209915
epic
>>319209964
Yeah but i hear playstation is working on their own version too.
>>319209915
wtfuck
>>319201927
all role play aside, the lit up buttons on the controller is pure sex. why didnt they go with this?
>>319209915
Did i just get rick rolled?
>>319209915
rickrolling was such an epic meme back two years before it actually started, yeah
>>319210150
Nah. Online gaming on a console was a stupid idea ever since SegaNet. LIVE is a passing trend at best.
>>319209464
What the fuck kind of stupid predictions are those? At least use characters from Nintendo games like Ridley or Geno
>>319200006 (OP)
Guys, guys...
What if the handheld after the DS, is called the 3S
>>319208687
Nintendo has Capcom on their side. All they need to do is launch with Resident Evil 5 and MS and Sony will be destroyed.
Imagine how amazing video games will be in 10 years.
>>319210804
I'M SO GLAD BILL COSBY ISN'T A RAPIST
Did anybody check out the video game part of Newgrounds? lol
That Sonic Mario crossover was awesome
>>319210949
>Next-gen Resident Evil
My dick is diamonds. I loved RE4 so much, I can't imagine how much this series will revolutionise itself on a next-gen system.
>>319210119
>not having a premium account
>>319206572
720 was a terrible name
A console's size is near irrelevant and it just sits there anyways.
>>319211189
I had a dream you had to pay for cheat codes and unlockables, and had to download them
Good thing it was just dream, could you imagine what that would be like?
When will resident evil fags accept their series is dead? There's no way they're getting another game
>>319200006
Anyone else just get this? I swear I'll never get tired of it.
Hey dad, glad you're still alive and stuff.
what do you guys think of my new sonic fanart?
Holy shit guys, Sonic is saved. This game looks absolutely amazing.
>>319212036
Give him a badass katana.
>>319206634
>>319212453
>sonic is saved
Was he in danger? The last game was amazing.
>>319213475
>Shadow the Hedgehog
>Sonic Riders
>amazing
Rush was pretty good though, I'll give you that.
>>319213370
Feels, what the hell is that?
Is this some new meme?
https://youtu.be/BblV6AQsd2s
>>319206981
you obviously were underage in 2005. did you even know what FF7 was 10 years ago?
>>319202496
>ps4 console and controller looks like it's supposed to be thrown in some sort of olympic event
>>319200916
>being this young
Are you 15?
>>319200006
glob glob *fetus sounds*
>>319213734
>not lliking shadow the hedgehog
what are you gay?
good i can make a joke without offending some dumb bitch
>>319216594
Why would your mother get offended at your jokes anon?
>>319203209
that was a 2011 meme, like costanza
>>319203242
>mario
>luigi
>jigglypuff
>kirby
>pikachu
>ness
>yoshi
>donky kong
>samus
>faptain calcon
as if, nice try tho LOL
_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
THIS IS A DUCKROLL LINE
EVERYONE ABOVE AND BELOW THIS LINE GOT DUCKROLLED
>>319203987
I think Digg will do a lot better
Who's hyped for the new Earthbound game? I'm buying it as soon as it comes out.
OH SHIT GUYS, LEAKS FOR THE WoW EXPANSION IN THIS THREAD:
>>>/b/655946336
>>319215893
You have to be 18 to post here anon.
>>319214442
>implying 15 year olds talk like that
He's obviously 5. Try again in 10 years.
>>319200006
>hey bro, pass the controller
>here you go
>it comes back
>>319218
fuck yuo
Its so expensive, what about some of us who cant afford it?
Hey /v/
i challenge you to predict the future of this man
>>319200664
Sit in the middle of two of your faggot friends and stick in in their assholes so you don't have to hold it.
>>319220348
Literally who?
>>319220348
Isn't this the Japanese version of moot?
>sony and microsoft fags on suicide watch
Nintendo finally got their act together after the failure that was Celda. This will be GOTY gents
>>319203987
>4chan clone
It was a Digg clone and there was a userbase "war" between Digg and reddit
Everybody on 4chan shilled reddit as "being so much better than Digg" and called you a pleb if you didn't use reddit.
Yeah. Good fucking job.
Just Cause is going to be the best sandbox game ever!
>>319222634
jesus fuck that cat is long.
Who is up for a habbo raid?
GAME FREAK SHOULD REMAKE RSE!!! THEY ALREADY REMADE RGB SO WHY NOT RSE?
>>319222634
>>319200006
$599
WHEN I WAS
>>319200006
Do I have to? Everybody on /v/ already acts like they're 15.
>>319223832
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>>319223832
2006, actually
>>319224286
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>>319202074
>still using physical memory cards in 2005
It's 2005, why the fuck do I need to buy extra little cards to save my game? Why can't we just use some kind of internal memory? Why do we keep stockpiling these useless proprietary flash drives that are unusable after the gen is over?
Who /preordered/ here?
>Xbox 360
>PS3
HAHA get fucked Nintoddlers. Go play your shitty Wii Sports while the real men enjoy a true next gen experience.
>>319221626
haha oh shit I remember that feeling so vividly
>>319224438
gb2 YTMND, LOL
>>319200664
ASS TO ASS
