The Game Awards Thread, maybe mods will make this a sticky
What has been your favorite announcement so far? And also, are you an idiot that actually thinks Kojima will reveal a new chapter for MGS? Because he won't, you dumbasses.
AT LEAST STICKY SOMETHING, MODS.
I just want a marvel vs capcom 4 trailer
>IJUSTINE TO HOST THE AMD STAR WARS BATTLEFRONT GREEN ROOM AT THE GAME AWARDS
Remind me, isn't she a nobody who spent 6 hours beating Portal 2 with a youtube walkthrough, a game guide and a friend to help her?
Yeah yeah Westwood. Let's get over it.
>>318840915
Fuck you, man. This is the best moment of the awards so far.
Really isn't relevant enough for a sticky desu
DO SOMETHING NINTENDO, SAVE THIS SHOW AGAIN
>>318840915
These guys used to shit out better games than what we've seen in all of 2015.
>>318840915
>>318841054
Are you saying they awarded a dead and gone developer posthumously?
That's tragic.
Deliver us Zelda goddamit
>>318841352
Yes, that's what the Icon Award is, fag. They deserve this. Westwood deserves this.
I miss C&Cs. I only have Red Alert 3 right now.
>>318840790
>6 hours
You mean 60?
>>318839906
NINTENDO SHOWIN NOTHING KEIGHLEY CONFIRMED LIAR
Can someone summarize what's happened so far?
Just started watching.
The Metal Gear Soundtrack is all it's happening.
>MFW fags actually thought Metal Gear Solid 5-2 would happen
At best we're getting some announcement from Kojima he's working on something from his own studio. It's about that time of the year for him.
Seriously why won't the mods sticky new threads?
>>318842148
I'd rather post in a slower thread than a sticky.
Those are always way too fast to even keep up with all of the new posts.
WHY THE FUCK DON'T WE HAVE A NEW STICKY YET?
>>318842076
rigged and sellouts
>More Halo next year
What a surprise
>>318842115
Will Nuclear guy appear?
Or Rules of Nature and It Had to Be this Way?
When will this show get more entertaining?
she didnt even look at the toy damn
I do feel in general this is a lot better than last year's award. It's still an unapologetic shillfest, and the presentation still has a ton of kinks, but it feels like they learned a lot of lessons since last year's show.
>CHRIS ROBERTS AND STAR WARS
WAIT... WHAT?
https://twitter.com/SattelizerGames/status/672612685381419009
>this schmuck with mark
luke is drunk
>>318842591
I doubt Mike Oldfield will be in this shit
CHAPTER 3 INBOUND
>>318842867
DID SOMEONE SAY PUKE?
holy shit, they are fucking actually doing nominees for esports, esports players and youtube people... fuck this media, seriously.
>splatoon best multiplayer game
LOL
>>318842998
lol he is, hahaha
why doesn't Mark Hamil play more ridiculous villian roles?
Hamill is utterly hammered, isn't he?
So confirmed no Zelda announcement?
There's not much time left.
Is Mark Hamill being played by Troy Baker here?
Mark Hamill as the Joker is so fucking top tier.
>>318842998
Lukes gonna puke
I want the TMNT Platinum game.
Thats all I want, its not going to be there is it? Its so late here.
DONT MAKE ME DO THE JOKER VOICE
>>318839906
holy shit this is cringe worthy. why do i watch these every year
send help
So Mark Hamill is fucking hammered right?
well that was a fucking wash
METAL GEAR SOLIDS
>this hardcore battlefront marketing
>not nominated for shit
Lmaoooo
>On behalf of Hideo Kojima
Still on vacation, kek.
METAL GEAR WOOHOO
>checked start time
>completely forgot anyway
Fuck. Threads blowing up is the best part. If I can't watch it live then it doesn't matter.
>so much fun
KOJIMA IS KILL
>METAL GEAR SOLIDS
yep he's drunk
>KOJIMA IS NOT HERE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUG
David Hayter is on suicide watch now right?
where the fuck is Kojima?
>Kojima can't even accept the award
It's over. Konami got him.
METAL GEAR SOLIDS!!!
>>318843224
Nintendo literally just had a direct. Why you would expect any Nintendo announcements today is beyond me.
MUTR GAIR
>>318843425
Some idiot wrote the 5 into S. Hope he gets fired.
Kojima confirmed for kill
METAL GEAR SOLIS
HAYTER ON SUICIDE WATCH
KOJIMA ON PACHINKO WATCH
>constant dubstep shit
>later a hack wearing a furry head that has been irrelevant since 2010
SOLIDS
TybM
METAL GEAR SOLIDS
Did mods stop caring about this show when Nintendo lost best dev?
PROOF THAT YOU DON't EVEN HAVE TO FINISH THE FUCKING GAME TO WIN AWARDS
OH GOD LOOK AT MARK JUST STARE AT KEITH
>>318843553
keeping us waiting, huh?
>The voice of Snake
hahaha David Hayter BTFO
WHAT THE FUCK?
KOJIMA NO?
NOOO
FUCK KONAMI
RUSE
Kiefer is about as hammered as Hamill.
>KEKNAMI
ARE WE GETTING RUSED
THANK YOU KONAMI
>THOSE BOOS
FUCK KONAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>voice of snake
absolute btfo
Keighley just calling out Konami
DAMN KONAMI THE SAVAGERY
>An artist.
>Konami
lel nice public relations management
>THE DORITO POPE ORGANIZES THE CRUSADE ON KONAMI
>ALL THOSE BOOS FOR KONAMI
LOL
Konami needs to be burned to the ground.
BRAVO KONAMI!
MY SIDES
FUCKING KONAMI
WHY IS HE SO PERFECT, BROS?
OH SHIT... IS THIS ACTUALLY A RUSE? WAIT A SECOND...
BASED DORITO POPE
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR
>Kojima wasn't allowed
oh damn
Kiefer's speech was surprisingly sincere. Also Geoff is visibly irl salty about the Kojima situation fucking up his awards show.
JOOOOOOOSTEN
KONAMI'S LAWYER
WTF?????
Dorito Pope has some balls. Shots fired.
RUSE INCOMING
Seriously, fuck KONAMI.
>"too uhh its uhh uhh uhh"
Amazing, truly amazing.
Damn, Geoff putting Konami on blast.
KONAMI BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
yay joosten
JUICE10
What the fuck Konami
THE JOOST IS LOOST
KONAMI GETTING BTFO
AM I BEING FUCKING RUSED?
TEAR JERKER JOOSTEN
my waifu!!!
JOOST IS LOOSE
>JEWSTEN
IT'S YOOSTEN
REEEEE
someone needs to fulton Hideo
>Kojima not in LA tonight
fucking konami, man
THE JOOST IS LOOSE
LEGALLY BOUNDING CONTRACTS
ITS A FUCKING RUSE ISN'T IT?Why would Konami care, It's not like he'll steal from the pachinko market
>A lawyer by konami said Kojima couldn't come to the show
KKOOOOONNNAMAMMMIIII
>>318843167
He's really good as the trickster
THE JOOS
JOOST IS LOOSE
konami just got fucking destroyed
>The voice of SNAKE
They had to make the same blow twice to Hayter.
hahahha
ITS
HABBENIN
literally who?
>Geoff calling out Konami
Well that was based.
Are we allowed to Joostpost now?
I don't think it's possible that an employment contract from a company that you no longer work for can keep you from attending an award show
What the fuck is he talking about?
Who won best fighting game?
>Not dressing up as Quiet
Why bother
I CANT STOMACH THE FEELS
FUCK KONAMI
TOP JOOST
Shes fucking terrible
Oh please more on the forced waifu known as quiet :/
>NO KOJIMA
FUCK KONAMI
FUCKING KONAMI
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THE JOOS IS LOOSE
>Konami banned Kojima from going to the show.
How petty can they get?
JUICE
TEN
got daym those legs
KONAMI GETTING BODIED BY GEOFF
JESUS SHES TERRIBLE
Mark Hamil is drunk asf
>>318843989
He was going off prompter.
GAME ON FAGGOTS
Can't roost the Yoost
Quite theme plays then Kojima walks out with explosions confirmed
You feel it too, don't you
That diamond dog in your pants
inb4 Hideo Kojima is there with Konami to announce Metal Gear Solid V: Actual Snake Edition
Post >yfw Geoff bullies Konami
This is pretty neat.
the man who c.uck /v/
this is really fucking sad
PISS BREAK
>this voice
Oh geez... they clearly did a lot of editing ew
someone get konami on life support ASAP
Geoff just fucking REKT Konami. He probably didn't have to dig in and call them out like that, he could have just said unfortunately Mr Kojima couldn't make it here tonight, but he went HAM and put it all out there. Good for you, Geoff.
Fuck you Konami.
>Kojima not allowed to travel
Jesus Christ Konami, it's like you want to go bankrupt
I thought Joosten was supposed to be shy
>>318844193
He's an employee through December IIRC.
She can't sing for shit.
>>318844237
this
>>318843907
He's a fan and a friend of Kojima, it's only natural.
HUH HUH HUUUHHH
>>318844193
Konami claims he still works for them.
she can't sing
I like her though
>>318844212
MKX
Damn Joost can't sing worth shit
>>318844212
Project M
terrible singing
>>318844412
THATS NOT JAMES WILLIEMS
https://twitter.com/SattelizerGames/status/672612685381419009
I forgot this was happening and literally just got out of bed to see the joost
>this fucking crowd
I had no idea the Joost sang this song, baller.
JUICE10!!!!
>>318844539
lol
JOOSTEN
Ok this is AWFUL
the JOOST IS LOOSE JUST LIKE HER VAGINAL CAVITY
>KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS is the one nominated, not Konami
>Now this
KONAMI BTFO
O
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F
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I hope the fuckers choke on their pachinko balls
Why is this not Donna Burke?
Oh my god, the amount of editing they must have done with her voice. Holy shit..
>>318844193
Their LAWYERS told them.
They probably threatened him with a lawsuit or something.
oh wow she's bad
She's not bad, just mediocre.
poor joost she is trying
is this real life
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
this is awful
>this crowd
>>318844576
Sounds better the chvrches girl lol
its okay
>>318839906
JUST BEQUIET
I am draining my balls as we speak.
>Konami getting boo'd in public
Literally JUST: the company.
what the fuck is this thread and this show
she cant sing
THERE'S A REASON JOOST WAS QUIET
Geoff is seeming especially genuine today, and I gotta say I appreciate it.
KONAMI DESERVES TO BURN FOR THIS
>>318844626
fucking kek
Explain this woman
Why is she popular?
What is up with this crowd and their gay arm waving? This song doesn't even call for it or even follow it.
she is terrible
I can't believe I'm saying this, but holy shit nice job Geoff.
Fuck this. Where is based Donna?
I wish theyd jump into Donna Burke doing Snake Eater.
>>318844497
oh yeah I am an idiot
i like joost but they should have brought donna for some WOAAHOAAAAAAAAAA
This bitch's singing is shit her voice is weak as fuck sounds like a teenager at a high school talent show.
wow that was terrible.
dem legs
>>318844769
It's fitting considering the rest of the show so far.
>>318844212
Splatoon
>>318844769
better than literally every music performance today
MY DICK
>>318844132
>Why would Konami care, It's not like he'll steal from the pachinko market
Konami just enjoy being dick bags.
>Playing some vidya with awards playing in background.
>Hear sounds of someone killing a cat.
>Its just the Joost.
Holy fuck. She is like a 6/10 at best now.
why are these things full of cringe
>>318844830
An advertisement masquerading as a award show.
Joost is cute. CUTE!
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>>318844892
Thirsty betas
This is not very good, but Joost has some fucking guts going up there and doing it.
>Didn't attend the Japan event to go to America
>Konami doesn't let him anyway
Fuck Quiet's Theme, this song was better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlp8GimssgI
YEAH IT'S OVER
>they put more effort into this than on Iwata's eulogy
this cunt bitch can not sing
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JOOST FUCK MY SONG UP F A M
That was honestly awful
>>318844867
LEVEL UP WITH BUD LIGHT
wouldve been better with Burke but this was a nice gesture
Kojima was played like a damn fiddle.
>Kojima's waifu dedicated a song to him
must feel good to be him
THE PAIN.... YOU FEEL IT TOO DON'T YOU.... FUCK
Shit, what did I miss?
Fucking Keighley just took out his dick on live stream and slapped Konami for his bro Kojima.
Thats a god damn bro.
OH FUCK YOU!!!
CRYPT OF THE NECRODANCER DESERVED BEST SOUNDTRACK!!!
FUCKING FFFFUUUUUUUUUUJ
Someone post a summary.
lmao dis bitch cant sing
What a fucking mess. Konami is such a gay lol.
AW MAN
JINNOUCHI YOU WILL BE NUMBER ONE IN MY HEART
ITS TIME
