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TEARS IN 6 MINUTES
>>318816137
It's time for a stickyand then a good thread when all the allcaps memers are distracted
This better be fucking good, I have work in 7 hours and haven't slept.
Hoe long does it usually go?
>>318817101
Just go to bed. The results will be here when you get back. Not like watching it live ever made any difference.
>>318817361
>he thinks people watch for the results
>>318817361
Not him, but do you really think I watch these corporate shitshows for the sake of the show itself? I'm here for the /v/ threads. I'm tired as fuck and have a really shitty headache, but /v/ banter is what keeps me going.
>>318817494
Even watching for the momentary satisfaction for cringe, fuck ups, or whatever isn't worth it. Sure it can be fun at the time but in the long run doesn't help anyone. I'd personally rather get some sleep before pulling a shift at work.
I hope this is embarrassing enough to make me forget Xenoblade X got delayed in shipping to me.
THANK YOU MEGA 64
>"I think their story would be more inclusive."
>indie game
>published by ubisoft
>>318817689
>not being NEET and watching any live video game event to be fully on top of every possible meme
LAUGH OUT LOUD
>undertale
>gets only two people about it
>one guy shit talks it
>the girl simply talks about the lols
fuck this
>>318818778
I am a NEET though. I guess i'm just boring.
>>318818563
So how much money did these indie devs give the pope?
Organic chemistry finals tomorrow morning.
Anyone here good at Claisen condensation? What about 3,3 sigmatropic rearrengement?
>changed name from full bright to dim bulb
LEL
How many shitty world premieres we've had so far? 2?
>>318818909
holy shit can those people talking about nominees transmit LESS content in their speeches
holy fuck how do you manage to speak and not tell anythingthe mega64 at least try to be funny, journalolo don't even try to
>Undertale gets only a few seconds of screen time
>meanwhile a literally who game called Her Story gets two minutes of people praising it
fuck this
>even stuttering through livestreamer
What a fucking meme.
>>318819139
>wanting tumblrtale to win
>>318816491
stream and chat
bretty good dot com
bretty good dot com
>>318819165
it's not the stream dude, look at the countdown it's normal
it's the fucking editing dude, top fucking kek
>>318819139
>it's incresible I can take the bits of story and it fits together
wait, are you telling me a story fits together out of smaller pieces? no fucking WAY, GOTY
>literally praising Fallout 4 for the bugs
jesus fuck
>>318819359
Oh shit you're right
>doritos pope in charge of quality control
>yfw mountain dew is stacked everywhere
>>318819413
>fallout 4 is a fallout game!
I can't fucking watch anymore of this
>/v/ will never get rolling stickies like /pol/ does
>>318819139
>Her Story gets two minutes of people praising it
Kinda weird that they showed the whole length of the game.
Naomi has that heavy clown makeup on tonight
>>318819584
Except we did at the last Nintendo Direct
>Tumblr award
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You've done /v/. You completely destroyed me.
I physically wince every time someone says the word "meme" in real life. Thanks faggots.
FUNNY JIFS AND MEMES FROM TUMBLER
The Westwood people / Sierra Online people are the only good people I've seen aside from MEGA64 and Mary Kish.
>>318819975
You're welcome.
>>318819975
I winced when he said jiff
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/frZj7oT.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>318819975
Rocco is killing it
>kung fury
what's wrong with him?
Whoever put this together really likes the rocco "sweaty sausage" botte
>buying 2d games
>>318820158
REAL LIFE MEME MAN
Don't they know retro-neuewave-80's was so 2012?
>steam machine
http://instasync.com/r/v4c
twitchlite
>talking about the reators of some of the greatest RTS games of all time
>lets bring this girl. She hasnt played any but is a 'huge fan' of 'mobas'
Does anyone have a screenshot of Zelda?
>an ad right in the middle of the show
Sweet jesus, they aren't even trying to look credible are they?
>indie shit
>female gamurs
>alienware steam mashine
>>318819018
>Claisen condensation
Something about deprotonation, attack the other carbonyl compound, then forming the tetrahedral intermediate, and eventually resulting in a carbon-carbon bond right?
Good luck anon, I hated orgo, biochem is way more enjoyable for me.
>>318820489
>video games
>credible
Maybe I'm finally getting old. All this "humor" in those indie games and commercials just feel lame to me.
>>318820485
holy fuck that chick just turned into rocco
who are all these ugly cunts? Why are they so annoying? Why do they think they are funny? Where the video games?
I didn't know there was a Kung Fury game
>>318820645
:'( it was beatiful I need that Link
Tomb Raider just went Bloodborne.
Jack Links Beef Jerk confirmed new doritos
>>318820645
10/10
>WORLD PREMIER
>its dlc
>world premiere for DLC
nice
Which is better: youtube or twitch?
>iJustine
>Microsoft theater
Really?
How much more rigged can this whole thing be?
How can a religious building perform on stage??
>iJustine
why
>>318821109
Twitch. Youtube is behind.
>>318821005
At a Keighley event, even a screenshot would count as a "world premiere".
Kiefer Sutherland confirmed. The ruse cruse rules
he didn't mentioned kojima...
>>318816491
Whats wrong with Goeff?
>>318820572
I like biochem more too. My seminary on recombinant DNA was super fun, but I stuttered like a faggot on my electrophilic fluorination seminary despite being much simpler to explain and it being the easiest among all groups.
And yeah it's about it what you said. I'm fucked, didn't have time to study because my mom cut her foot real bad so I had to take her to a hospital.
twitch tv thegameawards
GET IN THIS STREAM YOU'RE STREAM IS SLOW YOU FAGGETS
Does this remind anyone else of those cheesy 90s g4 tv shows? I'm actually really enjoying this.
>Shaqattack
>>318821137
By having all the awards voted on by No Soul Geoff and a panel of publishers.
>green room
>not green
>>318821301
He's dead inside.
I feel so bad for Geoff Keighly. He was on NPR today, and he started talking about how last year was a disaster in terms of making money, and that this year's financial goal for The Game Awards is to just break even. Pls stay strong, Pope
L I T E R A L T R A S H
>mario maker wins an award
>it's announced off-handedly with no fanfare
>they can't even show the whole acceptance interview without cutting to different games
Damn, nintenkeks on suicide watch.
>thats ijustine
what the fuck happened?
>>318821301
just dew my shit up pham
>Best Fighting Game: Mortal Kombat
what
>>318821561
>all to just avoid nintendo during the main show
>>318821561
Award presented in the pre show.
Wtf is going on?
Scorpionfaggotry at full force.
![wtf-face[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N4rsqRL.jpg "wtf-face[1].jpg")
> 2 hours long
Why do I get the feeling this is just going to be SJW game awards?
>>318821561
So I'm guessing it's not getting GOTY.
![[OZC-Live]Kamen Rider Fourze BD Box E21 'A Misguidance Counseling Session' [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.16_[2015.11.27_18.26.58].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FxbX07x.jpg "[OZC-Live]Kamen Rider Fourze BD Box E21 'A Misguidance Counseling Session' [720p].mkv_snapshot_17.16_[2015.11.27_18.26.58].jpg")
>literally SJW awards
>BEGINS WITH A QUOTE
>2 awards in like 30 seconds
>hasn't even started
The cinemasins ding hahahah
Could Einstein be still alive?
This is some "I am a gamer" shit
LET'S GO MUTT
who else here /proud/ to be a gamer?
"I really don't want to be here"
>>318821464
I want to fuck Star.
Dude I'm a gamer lmao
imagine if they tried to sell television and stereo sets at the oscars
Oh boy, it's an overly romantic and "epic" video about playing video games.
It's mindless entertainment. Stop being so fucking dramatic.
Real happy Super Mario Maker won Best Family Game.
But I expect the rest of the awards to just pander to the typical AAA, indie masturbatory show as it usually is.
..and since I saw iJustine there and fucking Life is Strange...looks like it'll be just that.
>mfw "Her Story" showed up
For fuck sake.
>I'm a gamer
"I'm a gamer. Not because I don't have a life, but because I choose to have many." - ALBERT EINSTEIN
>>318821887
>the eternal virgin
>Destiny STILL being shilled after a year and a half
I like how they keep pretending like anybody cares about Her Story
I liked that intro.
>THE GAY AWARDS
>Only western shit
ebin
>all these faggots who are too good to call themselves gamers
What are you then? A Manchild?
Hahahaha us gamers, right?
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Nice seats there
>shit zoom in zoom in don't show the empty seats
empty seats - the award show
>biggest night in gaming
>half the seats are empty
Post yfw hideo and kojima get on stage and behind them are Kiefer and hayter
>>318822149
Wow that's a lot of empty seats, jesus christ.
OH SHIT IT'S CAMILLA LUDDINGTON
POST YFW BLOODBORNE GETS (UNDESERVINGLY) GOTY
>That sexy voice
God I'm rock fucking HARD
![stdin_snapshot_01.54_[2015.12.03_18.02.25].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/K3hjqzV.jpg "stdin_snapshot_01.54_[2015.12.03_18.02.25].jpg")
MAHREO
>introduce the Pope
>he's not even on the stage
Geoff what are you doing? Get your shit together.
desu senpai i only want to see the trailer from the new Farcry game.
>All those empty seats
I feel bad for Geoff
>>318822253
Please don't get my hopes up, Hideo.
>implying rocket league won't win
I WANT TO STICK MY PENIS IN HER VAGOO
>>318822253
YOU'RE A SQUID NOW
>video games
>professional sports
WHO /woo/ HERE?
Activision sure paid a lot of people to cheer for Destiny
INCOMING TEARS
>>318822325
>hastily dimmed lights in the background to hide empty seats
JUST
SPLATOON WON ONE
SPLATOON?!
SPLATOON BEST MULTIPLAYER
>SPLATOON
HOLY SHIT NINTENDO ACTUALLY WON SOMETHING
GET SQUID
NINTENDO WINS
AHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
sheeeeeeit
*MUFFLED SQUID NOISES*
>splatoon
HOLY SHIT THE BEST GAME ACTUALLY WON
>>318822520
Sniff
>best multiplayer
>splatoon also wins best multiplayer
lollolololol 2 maps
![stdin_snapshot_03.43_[2015.12.03_18.04.14].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Xl6IzIk.jpg "stdin_snapshot_03.43_[2015.12.03_18.04.14].jpg")
GREATEST NIGHT IN VIDYA GAMES
NINTENDO WON
NINTENDO WON
NINTENDO WON
>splatoon actually won
COD
BTFO
T
F
O
Hahaha Splatoon beat fucking Call of Duty.
>Splatoon
>Against Black Ops 3, Halo 5 and Rocket League
But why?
>>318822445
she showed her tits and ass in californication
>Splatoon
Nigga what
NINTENDOMINATION
I think this just goes to show what a shitty fucking spread of nominees that was
Reyi is getting old
> Reggie takes the award not one of the developers who actuall made the game
Splatoon won for not being cawadoody, gaylo or reddit league
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
How the fuck did halo 5 not win
>We really need Reggie on stage
>Video Games
>Professional Sports
2 FOR 2
NINTENDOMINATION
>>318822495
>/woo/
THIS IS SHOW IS VERY INKLING
>SPLATOON
but why?
>conslels
>>318822670
Is that Hamburger Helper?
Wow, we're at a great start already.
HOLY SHIT THIS AWARD SHOW IS LEGIT! FUCK YES! SPLATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
literally wtf is splatoon?
>WE SALUTE YOU FOR ALL YOUR CRAP
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
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Reggie just called the other games crap
>Splatoon wins
>>318822741
Obviously because all the other games in the category were USELESS USELESS USELESS!
NINTENDO 2
SONY 0
>let me salute you... on all your crap
Did he really say that? Reggie firing some shots.
>LARA CROFT GO WON SOMETHING
huh?
>>318822919
That's not /wooo/
>best mobile game
>also wins
uhh
>>318823019
craft
JUST
TWE-TWE-TWENTY SIXTEEN
>>318822996
>Going straight after SONY and not Microsoft or PC
>>318822670
And half of those people had to be there because it was there job
>>318823019
I heard the same thing, and then people cheered so I thought I was wrong.
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New character had to be BLACK
BLACKED
L
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C
K
E
D
IS THIS LIVE-ACTION? HOLY SHIT
>it's a black girl
lmao SO DIVERSE
Oh shit niggas Vinesauce Vinny is doing live commentary with KY
>you have something I want and you're going to give it to me
>*reaches towards crotch*
err?
>AN INTERRACIAL COUPLE
BRAVO SONY
R
A
V
O
GUYS WE SHOULD SEND A CARD FOR SONY FOR ADVERTISING A GAME AT THE GAME AWARDS IT WILL BE EPIC
EMPOWERED BLACK WOMAN WILL CULTURALLY ENRICH DRAKE
Playstation is about to get BLACKED
Goddamn these graphics are fucking awful
>strong black woman ain't afraid of beating up a white man
Also it's prerendered shit again
NECK BEARDS TRIGGERED BY BLACK GIRL INCOMING
>new characters
>WE WUZ THIEVS N SHEEEIT
>this counts as world premier
#SMASHTHEPATRIARCHY
#WHITELIVESDON'TMATTER
BEST
GRAPHICS
OF
ALL
TIME
![stdin_snapshot_06.59_[2015.12.03_18.07.30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EwDa1JJ.jpg "stdin_snapshot_06.59_[2015.12.03_18.07.30].jpg")
LE STRONG BLACK WOMYN
>Strong Black Woman
Strong black womans who don't need no man!
STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
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Inb4 controversy over a cis white character beating up a black chick
>splatoon wins
>black female shows up
/v/ getting absolutely triggered
Someone post the E3 and actual game comparison of a previous uncharted game
>>318823205
Of course not
Uncanny valley, motherfucker
>>318823326
What's sad is that Miku would win because normies don't know Ulala.
>Splatoon beating Halo 5
>The thread is now a sticky
OH SHIT
Nathan Drake > Lara Croft
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As a Mexican, i feel sad that there are more niggers in vidya than Mexicans.
>>318823479
I was shitposting, anon.
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Why mods why
>>318823372
Literally like a gorilla.
GOOD GOY
BUY OUR GAMES
we sticky now
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
Was that the first award?
Just got home.
>tfw comfy thread becomes a sticky
Nooooo
>>318823484
>Destiny not winning
All I asked for
WOOMY
TRIGG'D
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>Drakes brother is balding
JUST
video games r shit
Make it a rolling sticky, dumbasses
I'm sorry /v/, I'm watching Chip Cheezum/VoidBurger commenting on this
Wait, I'm not sorry, what is there to be sorry about?
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/shzdgH4USsH
First for niggers
>>318820331
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>>318823436
96% of /v/ loves splatoon though.
>>318823436
>splatoon wins
neat
>black female shows up
AYYY
