What's the worst thing you've done to get someone to buy you a video game?
Rape
Asked nicely
you've already made this thread a week ago
sage
>>318806438
>Needing people to buy you videogames
Get a fucking job loser.
>>318806438
buy them an expensive bad game so they have to return the favor.
One time when I was like 12 I wrote a game down on the grocery shopping list and when my mom came back the madwoman had actually bought it.
My mother bought me Lunar Silver Star Story for PS1 because I found out she was having an affair with her friend.
I didn't even want it, and sometimes when I see it on /v/ I cry.
I admitted to wanting it.
>>318806438
>have hot 14year old sister
>she got hit by a car someday
>she ends up kinda brain dead she doesn't move that much and can't talk or do anything on her own anymore
>school ended early and I went home
>see my dad fucking my handicapped sister
>he bought me a new game every month after that so I don't tell mom
I kind of feel bad about it though, but hey before that they only bought me games for christmas or my birthday.
Nice anime pic, fucking loser
>>318807161
Lord have mercy this is a Christian image board you know?
>>318807001
wow that's pretty disgusting
>>318807605
>not fucking your sister's ass right then and there to cancel out your ability to accuse your father, thus bringing the two of you together with a mutual secret
>>318807605
>not joining in too
Gg no re
>>318806438
begged on /v/ gift threads with the untrue story that I spent all of my money on buying other people gifts
>>318807858
No man I could never do that, when you are near her she will look at you, it's fucking creepy.
She often stares at me and I can't help it but feel guilty cause I let it happen.
I'm not sure if she knows what's going on but just can't defend herself.
>>318806438
Just post on /a/ if you want to talk about Umaru
>>318807605
>>318808343
Jesus anon. Mercy kill her or something.
>>318808343
jesus christ
throw a blanket at her face or something, like the kid inpoltergeist did with the toy clown
![[Screams Geometrically].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dW2eDSn.jpg "[Screams Geometrically].jpg")
>>318808343
Fucking hell Anon you're a monster.
I don't fuly blame you but still.
Christ.
>>318806438
My mother has been the only person to buy me them and that stopped when I was 16.
But thanks, OP, you've given me the idea to actually see if anyone I know will buy me one.
>>318807605
this thread went zero to a hundred real quick
>>318807001
Oh god and that game is great what a shame that its associated with that memory.
>>318807605
>>318808343
Holy shit thats equal parts amusing and creepy as hell.
hahahahaha
>>318808343
Kill her
Seriously
>>318806438
Does it count if I just did something to get $100 and later bought vidya from the money?
There was this autistic girl in high school that everyone bullied. As always, the rules were simple. Either you join the bullying, or everyone else starts to bully you too. Anyway, I was pressured into a bet / dare by the usual chav asshole of the class.
This autistic girl was very silent and shy, never talked to anyone else in class. She also spent all the breaks in the classroom, and also had an exemption from PE class. Something about growth disorder in her legs that prevented her from running or doing any kind of exercises. Because of these reasons, she was always in the classroom, besides going to the toilet exactly twice a day. Everyone knew that she was like a permanent feature of the classroom.
(cont, too long)
>>318809557
This.
Literally no one but insane persons would blame you.
They'd send you to therapy and then let you off
>>318809560
So there was this teacher who always left her purse in the classroom, even during the 45 minutes lunch break. I was dared to steal the teacher's money, and put the blame on the girl. She had a completely reliable schedule that she followed every day. We literally knew exactly which minute would she get up and go to the toilet. It was a simple matter to take the teacher's money and hide the empty wallet in her bag while no one was in the room. Thinking back I was an idiot. That teacher had like $500 but the bet was for $100, so the chav guy kept the rest.
Anyway, after the break the teacher obviously noticed the missing wallet. She asked the girl if she seen anyone messing with it, and of course she said no. We were all asked to empty our bags, and the wallet was found in hers, without the money, of course. She was so embarrassed that she couldn't say a single word. The teacher asked her where was the money, but she just stood there silently. So she dragged her out of the classroom yelling at her, and took her to the principal's office to get strip searched by the staff. (At least that's what the teacher threatened her with in front of the class.) Obviously they never found the money, but they blamed some autist magic or something, and were 100% confident that she took it, and then ate it or threw it away or something. That was the last day I ever seen her, she quit school next day.
Being born.
>>318807605
Things that never happened the post
>>318809613
Nigga, we live in a time where the government forces you to keep literal potatoes alive because "muh living being".
It's fucking retarded and ruins the life of everyone involved.
>>318806438
Guilted my mom to buy me a new games to make up for a shitty birthday present, then made her feel bad because she didn't get the game I wanted. I was hoping she would pick up Vectorman as it was the cool shit at the time and had a $100,000 completion contest for it. Instead she picked something out of the bargain bin. The game was Shadowrun (for the genesis) and I had never heard of it and thought it was shitty so I gave my mom the cold shoulder for about a week until I forgot the whole thing. Some time after all that I finally got around to playing the game and it immediately became my favourite. To this day Shadowrun still sits in my top 5 list. I never said "thank you" to my mom. She's dead now.
>>318806950
That's actually pretty sweet if true.
>>318812507
Bring flowers to her grave and say your sorry anon. Its never too late to say thank you.
>>318813101
thank you* not sorry whoops
>>318806438
i said i would read their fan fiction and tell me what i think of it
>BUY ME THIS GAME PLS ITS GONNA BE MY BIRTHDAY I WANT IT, MY MOTHER SAID I CAN'T HAVE IT
>he buys me it
>a few months later no longer friends because of a fight and he became a reddit memer
a game for the price of none
>>318809728
That's pretty fucking despicable, anon.
>>318809728
thats pretty fucked up i'd admit to stealing it if i were you
also what grade was this
>>318806438
>mom I met this really nice girl at school
>oh wow thats great dear!
>y-yeah um could we have some money to like go eat and maybe go to the movies and stuff?
>well sure!
>hands me money
>mom there is no girl, I just wanted money to buy a game
>>318814361
>admitting something you got away with years ago
Are you shitting me? Anyway, I was only 16 back then.
>>318806438
Me and my brother blew each other to get his friend to buy usthe Collector's edition of Mass Effect 3.
>>318815013
>admitting something you got away with years ago
that's not what i meant
>>318808343
oh god my sides
>so my dad fucked my braindead sister and he bought me a game for my silence
>just fuck her
>NO MAN ITS CREEPY
good thing you keep your priorities straighti'll buy you a videogame if you fuck herit could be any game you want, just think about it, literally any game
>>318807161
sauce?
>>318817021Does your offer include the season pass?
>>318807605
>>318808343
Jesus this thread went places real quick.
>>318809728
sweet fucking jesus anon
I was kinda screwed up as a kid and at some point in my life (i even fucked up my friend forehead a little with stone - but at least i had a motive), but you're entire different league. You're truly evil, real 100% sociopath, either devoid of empathy or ignoring it completely
i'm afraid of you
>>318817519does your fucking include forced blowjob while those eyes watch you reproachfully?
>>318809728
What the fuck.
>>318806438
Scream and cry like a spoiled brat, I assume. I've been playing games since childhood.
said "ill pay you back" and then do it a week late
>this thread
Anons, be you humans or devils
>>318814786
haha
>>318814786
This is pretty lighthearted compared to some of the shit posted ITT.
>>318819403
I'd buy games if I could be that hamster for a night
>>318820106
faggot.
>>318820106
nigga u gay
>>318808343
The real question is, does your dad still do it?
I mean you gave him a monthly pass.
>>318806438
i made a female SWG human and this russian dude started hanging out with me in game, then when i told him my trial was up he insisted on buying it for me. but i didnt really....do anything
>>318807605
Get in bed with her and just cuddle with her. Oh man, that's such a meme anime scenario.
I mean this is made up, but imagine how cute that would be. She finally gets some nonabusive contact and a tear trickles down her cheek. :3 and :( as the same time
>>318807605
>>318808343
>things that never happened
>>318807605
>>318808343
pls b fake
>>318806438
Post on Facebook
>hey it's my birthday soon can someone buy me this?
Gave a dog a footjob. Coked up addict bitch watching licked it up from my feet without even being told to after.
>>318821262
pls b true
>>318821835
>Gave a dog a footjob
How the fuck did you get it to stay still without having your dick bitten off?
My sister, 14 at the time, dated a man who was 22 because he owned a store where she could get anime goods from (back in the mid 90s, it was next to impossible to get anime goods anywhere except specialty stores where we lived, and she really liked Sailor Moon). I was much younger than her, but she always dragged me along on her dates for protection I guess? Because what's an 8 year old going to do but I digress. The guy often gave me videogames that he stocked in his store, so I got some really good games like Final Fantasy Legend 3 and Pokemon Red out of it. They told me they wanted me to keep it a secret which is why they gave it to me. It worked because I never told out parents. However shortly after she broke up with him, after exhausting him out of all the goods she wanted. I asked her many years later if anything ever happened between them and she said nothing physical ever happened-- she was just using him for anime goods. I gotta admit, it's pretty funny to think my 14 year old sister fleeced a pedophile for anime goods and he didn't get shit out of it.
Side story, I encountered him nearly 11 years later when I went to an anime convention and he was selling at a booth there. He remembered me right away and he apologized profusely to me for what happened. I told him he was a sick dude but nothing happened so it's all good. He seemed genuinely relieved to hear that.
>>318806708
Chill out you coke head. Pretty sure when you were 12 you didn't work as a ceo as I'm sure you do now, so somebody at some point had to buy you stuff. Also he didn't say buy, he said bought, implying past tense. Cockgobbler
>>318806438I once asked for a videogame for Christmas.
>>318822290
>14 years old
>pedophile
Nice bait.
>>318822105
It was on it's belly and used to this kind of thing from strangers. Depraved entertainment is used as a means of trade when it comes to dealing with these people
>>318822290
22 dating a 14 ain't so bad. I new a girl in school who was 15 and was dating a fat 32 yr old ski bum. Chick was aces and easily in the top 5 for hottest chick in school. This was back when age of consent in Canada was still 14 years old though, no chance of me being able to legally pull in an under 16 yr old now.
>>318824239
>>318822873
Perhaps. I always felt like it was pedophilia, but hey, it was a different time back then too. 20 years is a long time.
>>318806438
I think i once threatened with suicide if i didn't get a game
>>318807605
false and homosexual
>>318822434But he did say buy Cockgobbler
>>318807605
>see my dad fucking my handicapped sister
>he bought me a new game every month after that so I don't tell momhave a (You)
>>318806708
I'm a girl, I don't need a job.
>>318815013
>ONLY 16
this_is_bait.bmp
>>318806438
Love this
>>318825134
Are you a girl?
>>318806438
I asked my mom nicely.
She said no.
>>318806438
I thumb wrestled big thumb Tom for Mario Bros.
I threatened to report a DOTA streamer on Twitch because I said he was being really offensive, and he gave me a $100 bundle on steam. I didn't really take offense, but I just wanted to fuck with him and he took the bait without effort.
I was banned from the chat shortly after he got me the bundle. This was before refunds were a thing, too.
Told them it was good when it wasn't so I'd have someone to co-op the shitty game with me.
I got a job so I could buy my own
