>Join any voice chat
>"Hey guys hows it going?"
>"lol dude you sound just like kermit the frog"
>"omg you're right he does hahahha"
>>318774697
>not changing your nickname to Kermit and having a laugh about it
Kill yourself.
>>318774697
grow up pathetic piece of shit instead of whining on some forum like /v/
>>318774697
VOCAROO
O
C
A
R
O
O
>Join any voice chat
>"Hey guys hows it going?"
>silence
>people continue to talk to each other
>never respond to me
:((((((((((((((((((
>>318774697
>Join voice chat
>someone says "tb.h"
>>318774697
Well anon do you sound like Kermit the frog?
>have mic
>never talk
I just use it to hear them better and just to piss people off when they get mad that I won't talkor sometimes play annoying music/porn through it to piss ppl off for a good laugh
>>318774697
Change your name to Kermit the frog and start singing his songs
now everyone is your friend and loves you
>>318775689
haaha epic
VOCAROO WHEN
>>318774697
I get that too but I don't really hear it.
>get a blue yeti mic
>listen to myself on test microphone
>realize I sound extremely nasally and obnoxious because of my fucked nose
>realize that I'm tone deaf because I can't sing for shit
>too scared to talk to anybody even in online games anyway because don't know what to say because don't think about anything and have no wit and humor of a 6th grader
>>318774697
I wish I sounded like kermit the frog, I just sound like an old lesbian.
>>318775746
This. Just embrace it and everything will go well.
I'm 34 and I sound like I'm 12
Go fuck yourself op
>join voice chat
>"dude I'm so high right now"
>block player
>leave session
Why the fuck would anyone want to do a Raid, something that requires A) Concentration, and B) Foreknowledge of the tasks required to complete it, with someone who is both high, and really excited to let everyone know how high he is?
Why do these people act surprised when you refuse to take part in their bullshit?
I don't mind the occasional join/bong hit at a party, but I don't try to perform any team-based exercises afterwards.
>>318774697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP_aom1IgqI
https://join.skype.com/CWkXyIAB4d0i
You guys should join the /v/ Skype chat. We usually have voice calls and they are pretty nice and comfy. We even have girlsssssss
>>318776428
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kiNw1xqMXg
fine jeez
>>318774697
>he doesn't know how to own his weaknesses and make them into strengths
>>318776732
>girls as an advertisement
enjoy having a social life based off of video games fucktard.
>>318776732
>/v/ Skype chat
Pls be not real.
>>318774697
ask them if they've been downloading boobs again
>>318776732
gay
>>318774868
Anon knows. Wear that shit on your sleeve and own it OP.
>>318774697
Holy shit do you play wow? i think i know you
>>318774697
Tell them you just dumped Ms Piggy and ask them if any of them is interested in being your new life partner.
>>318776858
DUDE IS THAT FUCKING CRITIKAL DUDE
SAY THE LINE SAY IT
>Join voice chat
>Don't say anything at all
>Holding your breath so they can't hear you
>You just sit there and listen to them talk and occasionally say a few words
>>318776858
>Hi, welcome to GameXplain
>>318777057
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CUCayzUW7xI'm not actually cr1tikal
>>318776858
your voice is cool senpai
>>318776858
You don't
>>318776732
>girls
FUCKING OFF NEWFAG GIRLS AREN'T ALLOWED HERE
This is a fucking BOYS CLUB. A FUCKING LADS BAR. A FUCKING SOCIETY OF SANDWICH EATERS. A BAND OF FUCKING BROTHERS, A BAND OF FUCKING BLOKES, AND A BAND OF BIG TOUGH BASTARDS, WHO DON'T CARE ABOUT WOMEN ENOUGH TO EVEN FUCKING FUCK THEM, LET ALONE FUCKING SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO THEM WHINE ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEY DON'T BELONG HERE AND NEVER FUCKING WILL.
You are not welcome here. Nobody wants you here. You come to this board and what do you see? Men discussing the ACHIEVEMENTS OF MEN. Nobody has ever come to this board and made a thread a female for anything other than mocking and laughing. We talk about men here. We worship men here. We praise men. We are inspired by men. I don't want to hear your fucking Muculent cunt lips slapping together, still trying to get down the last of the cum that some fucking back alley stick waving iceman shot over them. No. I want to talk Kojima, or ZUN, or George Kamitami, or Kamiya. You know what all these men have in common? They fuck women. But they hate women. I hate women. /v/ hates woman. I know that as I type this I have all of /v/ standing behind me, chucking their penises into the air in triumph, as we say
FUCK OFF WOMEN
FUCK OFF YOU WHORE
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING BITCH
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.
STAND BEHIND ME MY BROTHERS.
>>318776858
DUDE HOLY SHIT IS THAT YOU JACOB!?
>>318776858
you sound kinda like ray romano
>>318777241
nice pasta faggot
>>318775294
>"tb.h"
"tee bee dot eich?"
>>318776858
Cool voice man.
Shouldn't feel ashamed at all.
>>318777209
Pretty good
>>318777209
>>318774697
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kiNw1xqMXg
OP you sound nothing like Kermit, this is how it's done.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SiDnOFgXER
>>318777290
Yeah. I get that more than Kermit and I can hear that one, at least.
>>318777241
Calm thine tits, anon.
>>318777290
This desu
>>318777209
noice
>>318776656
Thats because you need to get high and git gud!
>>318776858
Henchman 24?! I thought you died.
>Think I sound normal
>No one ever mentions anything about my voice
>Hear a recording one time
>Realize just how much of a bitch I sound like
>No one has ever told me
>Die a little on the inside
>>318776858
you sounds like critikal
>plug in mic
>make throat clearing noises and fake coughs
>Other do the same
>Never actaully speak
>>318777453
Everyone says I have a good voice yet I will never hear it. But that's with everyone that's not accustomed to hearing it i guess.
>>318777453
This is why I go mute every time someone records me.
I just don't want to run the risk of hearing my voice again.
>>318777391
>tits
you might trigger him anon
>>318774697
Why are you such a limped dick beta faggot that you can't take some banter?
>>318776732
> Skype ever
No thank you
>>318776858
>using voice changer to lower your voice
kek
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yRUKl4GOed
Because you guys asked so nicely
>>318776732
I joined for 2 minutes
never again
>>318777717
yeah you really don't dude I can't hear it
>>318777717
maximum kek
>>318777713
All natural, baby.
>>318777453
Fun fact: everyone hears their voice differently from how the rest of the world hears your voice.
Your brain literally processes your own voice wrong.
>>318774868
this is seriously the way to go. you cant be made fun of if you own who you are
>>318777717
>>318776858
Sounds bro enough but too bad you post feels memes on a videogame board. Would not add/10
>>318777453
>really self conscious about my voice
>friends tell me I have a nice voice
>people online say I have a nice voice
>I don't hear what they're talking about at all and don't talk online unless I have to
>>318777209
P.good OP, p.good
>>318777895
citation needed
>>318777717
Good but >>>/soc/
>>318777384
ok, I kek'd a bit
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d9JQArviTO
>>318776858
pretty unique voice but you'd have to be retarded or trying to make a forced joke to think that sounds anything like kermit
>>318777957
>>318777946
Not the OP. Don't think he posted any vocaroos
>>318778043
you sound fat
>>318778043
Kill yourself.
>>318777895
I wish this wasn't true
I can tolerate the voice I hear
When I hear it back on a recording it's terrible
>>318777717
>>318777950
post voice
>>318778115
Yeah dude I have no fucking clue. Granted it's been a long ass time since I've gotten something like that, but I've been called Kermit more than once
>to my brain my voice sounds like a little bitch so hate talking
>hear myself recorded
>deep as fuck
>everyone i know tells me my voice is deep
what the fuck brain
>>318774868
>not just saying "its not easy being green"
pleb
>>318774697
but thats awesome... wish i had some cool voice...
>>318777895
actually that isnt it, its because your voice reverbs through your skull and shit so it sounds deeper than it really is. It's not your brain processing it wrong, its just because you hear it from inside your body as well as externally
>>318778365
baka desu
test.
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SiDnOFgXER
>>318776673
Family Guy is a piece of shit, but I'm quite surprised at how talented Seth is at impersonations. The way he does it on the fly and how he can change voices is very natural.
JOEL
JOEL
STOP DRAWING DICKS ON THE COMPUTER JOEL
>>318776656
DUDE
U
D
E
>>318777717
>>318777964
>he never heard audio record of himsled
Thing is, AFAIK, that while you speak, sound made by your vocal chords travels trough your head to your ear drums with different frequency (since head != air), and that makes you hear yourself differently.
Anyway, record yourself talk, play the recording and wonder who was that strange-sounding faggot that made the recording.
>>318777290
hahaha holy shit he does!
>be in group
>need two more
>invite some random guy
>ask him if he's got any friends
>mumbles "no"
>leaves
well that was awkward
>>318778605
what did you expect putting him on the spot like that
>>318777661
>dude it's just bantz lmao
I hear it every damn time i go on mic, it gets old.
>>318777209
mfw you're literally him but you're lying about it
>>318778043
runforthecube? is that you?
>>318777717
seymour is that you
>>318778281
They are lying, post vocaroo and we will tell you the truth.
>>318778428
s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h
>>318776673
I want to impregnate Charlize Theron.
ITT: Underage blogging about shitty voice
>>318777717
>>318777939
how do we go from this...
>>318777453
>have deep Duke Nukem type voice
>everyone praises it
>I hate it because I like higher voices
It's a curse.
>>318774697
>Join voice chat
>what accent is that?
>your voice is pretty deep
God damnit, every fucking time
>come back to voice chat after being afk for a bit
>start talking
>no one acknowledges me
>goes on like this for 10 minutes
>they keep talking to each other as if I'm not there
>about to leave and cry myself to sleep
>mfw I notice that I was muted the whole time
>start talking, everyone responds
>act like nothing happened
>>318778940
mad because he doesn't have a unique voice that will bring joy and laughter to the populace
>>318778043
L O N D O N
I rarely talk in games because i am not native english speaker and i think i sound retarded.
>hate the sound of own voice
>think it's weird and annoying
>no one ever says anything about it
>feel like Charlton Heston in Soylent Green
My grandpa sounds like kermit
I hope that shit happens to me when I get older I'd horribly croon out rainbow connection all fucking day.
>>318775060
All people have abs though.
>>318779093
I slap my thighs a lot and holler "WEENUS" whenever I enter chat.
>>318778956
waiting for vocaroo
>I like higher voices
Unless you are talking about women's screams of pleasure, I might have some bad news for you
>>318776732
>we even have girlssss
sounds fucking awful.
>>318777895
motherfucker you hear your own voice differently because you're hearing it in two different ways
once from the vibrations in your skull
and again when after its left your mouth
>>318775689
hahhaha omg can i be ur friend this is the funniest shit ive read in a long while family xD
>>318777209
>you will never shitpost in a thread on /v/ with critikal
>tfw
>tfw English
>tfw yanks wank over my accent
>>318779448
>playing CSGO with 4 random brits
>say ''fuck the queen'' once
>get TK for a few rounds before one of them quits
>this continues until im the only one on the team
>>318779448
british accents are shit
irish accents are pretty neat tho
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FjgyjY6Tzw
>>318779665
>muh heritage
>>318779448
>join call
>one british guy is talking and everyone else is just laughing at him
It's not the same but
>get a job at a place with a drive thru
>taking orders over mic
>realize how much you hate your voice
>have to use it all. Fucking. Day.
>>318776858
That's nothing like Kermit.
Reminds me of... that some dude from VtMB though.
It's a good voice, bitch nigga
>>318779448
>being this delusional
>>318779667
You sound like a generic bearded 23 year old
>>318779667
you sound like a tractor that wont start, I like it
>>318779665
plastic paddy get out
>>318776732
hahahah liek girls visit /v/ everybody knows thats a lie xD
>>318776732
Why the child diddling fuck would I want to do that?
>>318776673
Tom Cruise clapping is awful
>>318777241
Wew lad.
>muculent cunt lips
Kek
>>318779828
I'm a generic fat bearded 19 year old but close enough.
>>318778225
I really hate my voice, though.
>>318779667
>purposefully speaking in a lower register just to try to impress /v/
What a fag.
>>318780019
How fat?
>>318774697
>hi guys what's up
>OHMYGODSHOWUSYOURBOOBSPLSPAYATTENTIONTOME
I carried them.
>>318780024
post the voice, we will r8
>>318780083
Pretty fat. probably 260.
>>318780019
You sound good man, don't it the wrong way.
>tfw even when i talk people think i'm a girl
>>318780087
You sure showed them!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05sMnQ4P9ep
>tfw deep voice early on
>tfw voice cracking was bad
Once a teacher asked me a question and I went 'errr' but squeaked it out at about 5 octaves higher than normal and got a few funny looks.
>>318778043
>hey boys you ghmlamhgah my pussy
What
>>318776673
>>318779958
He's clapping like a fucking seal lmao
>>318780278
Literal Eurokek.
I bet you swing your ass around as you walk and are extremely skinny.
>>318780260
Yeah dude I sure did :^)
>>318778494
You cheeky cunt
>>318780046
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13TqeF5eeDW
>>318780278
Forced as fuck desu senpai
>>318774697
I never cared about my voice but people in voice chat shits seem to like it.
I cannot pronounce my TH (through, thief, thor, three etc) so everytime i join something, My friend ask me to say any of these words so the world may know
>>318776858
I wouldplay withyou
>chat for about 30 mins
>"so what part of Ireland are you from anon?"
>I'm English
this happens far too often
>>318779667
I feel like I've heard your voice somewhere online.
>>318776858
your voice sounds fine. I wouldn't worry about it, dude.
>>318780431
Can you sing a Creedence song?\
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BoDbMEUJ-8
Secifically the "Rollin' Rooowwllin', Rollin' on a river" part.
>>318780156
hey man if it makes you feel better I'm 19 too and jealous of your beard, mine won't exist for like 6 more months.
>>318780580
Better than them thinking you're Aussie desu
>Still sound like a kid at 22
My voice even cracks like a teenager's. I don't really look my age either so it's not a surprising voice coming from my body, which helps I guess, but it's embarrassing.
>start talking
>SHUT UP RUSSIAN
>have really deep sexy voice, even have women hit on me
>I'm fat and ugly in reality but okay
>I actually really take to this one girl who is my guild master
>she's all open to me in chat and we have surprisingly deep conversations about addiction and health and other bullshit
>in vent she rarely talks at all
>meanwhile I'm loud and abrasive, and in comparison her voice was ethereal and soft
this was more interesting a story in my head.
>>318780756
Xopowo!!
>>318776732
wow the voip call is going wild in here
italian dude and russian dude are at each other's throats
>>318780797
10/10
What games even use voice chat anymore? Is there anything worth getting into nowadays that isn't shitty MOBA or FPS games?
>>318780742
I find the more tired I am, the more it cracks.
22 also. Sometimes It'll go months and then just start happening again. Five times today alone.
>get on vent bro
>german accent
>>318779660
>Things that didn't happen.txt
>>318780939
somebody post the /g/ pasta about skype and ther ebeing free as in freedom alternatives
>>318780664
Negative
>>318780981
stop it achmed
>>318780940
>tfw English and was in an EVE corp that was mostly German with an Austrian CEO
Not gay but love German and Austrian accents desu
>You will never be happy with the voice you have.
>tfw voice sounds totally normal to me but in reality I sound like a fucking fag
>>318774697
>>318774697
Use this gift, because remember kids. Kermit the frog shares the same universe as yoda as yoda was introduce to star wars as a gift by its producer for the person who created kermit helping with puppets.
So.. Get a clan of muppets and own people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd68vkkY0ng
LYRICS
t's time to games now
It's time to kill some noobs now
t's time to meet the players online, while we their ass in the most believable Muppet Show.
>>318781130
I know the feel bro
Is that you Fuzz?
>>318781130
>voice sounds fine to me
>hear an echo of what my voice really sounds like through mic
>>318777209
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CUCayzUW7x
oh hey whats up cr1tikal
>>318776858
You sound like Seth rogen
A lot of people in this thread sound like they're forcing a voice instead of talking naturally.
>>318777241
BARK BARK BARK
>>318776656
I played with an almost nonfunctional, totally blazed guy in CSGO that did really shit for the first 10 rounds and then switched to scout and became topfragger. I really started doubting myself after that.
>>318777209
>>318776858
>>318774697
100% you sound like critikal. You got nothing to be ashamed of.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C8Rr9VesDJ
>have a friend who did some voice work jobs in the past, got good at faking accents
>every now and then he'll slip into Ork cockney on his mic for laughs
never fails to amuse
>>318781820
I'm not OP. I just got the kermit shit before too and actually bothered to give a vocaroo
>>318778725
>>318781391
Look guys I'm sorry I dunno what to tell you
>>318780448
>lose once
>nobody cares about you any more
>everyone makes fun of you
why are people such shits?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92cwKCU8Z5c
>>318774697
>join voice chat
>"dude you sound depressed"
>"n-no I'm all good"
>>318781995
>didn't bump fists
>shit talks before match
>get KO'd
>everyone makes fun of you
Well shit, what did you think would happen?
>Speak over mic in a game
>"You sound like Sparkles"
>REEEEE
Alternatively
>Speak over mic
>in broken English "TEA TIME TEA TIME"
why
>>318781995
she was getting way ahead of herself, the kick knocked some sense into her
>>318781720
Bro, twitch reflexes usually turn out best when you relax and let your body do the work. It's strategic and tactical thinking that dies a little
>be English
>people say I sound like harry potter and start doing harry potter impressions
>be Geordie
Y tho maet
>>318777241
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
>>318777717
>>318781995
>fame goes to your head
>start acting like a twat everywhere you go
>too much of an ego to bump fists of all minor things
>karma kicks in and you loose while also people are tired of your shit
Not to mention 70% of her "fanbase" were HYPE addicts who moved on after the hype died
>>318780595
Where do you think?
>>318777717
That's gold anon, i like you
Charlie, if that is you, you are an inspiration to me. Your videos always brighten my mood when I'm going through hard times. I'm glad to hear you're making the most of your shitty situation. Keep doing you, man.
>>318782527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NZyCQxu2VA
>>318779667
You sound like that fat dude from all the comedy movies (Seth rogan or whatever his name is)
>Go on voice chat
>OMG IS THAT CRITIKAL?
>YOU SOUND LIKE CRITIKAL DUDE
>>318776858
I started hearing it in the last sentence, if you were slightly higher pitched.
>>318782717
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FlEPkQZboH
>>318781995
>talk shit
>get hit
>cries online about it
>>318782808
I guess it was more relevant when I was younger, yeah.
>>318782613
What do I have to do to prove I'm not cr1tikal goddammit
>>318782945
You just did.
>>318777772
do share
>>318777241
woof woof
>voice sounds fine in real life
>in recordings or internet calls i sound super fucking nasally like a stereotype 80s nerd
i fucking hate it so much.
>>318774868
this, own up to it
>>318779448
>tfw English
>tfw booming Northern industrial town accent
>tfw people laugh at faggot London-ers with their chimney sweep voice but I sound like a mountain king.and nobody says anything
>tfw Americans can't even do a london accent without sounding like a downs syndrome australian
>>318783546
post vocaroo :^)
>>318780143
>record a million different recordings
>don't like how any of them sound
You'll just have to trust me.
>>318782882
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FlEPkQZboH
confirmed seth rogan
why do you do it? why do you hate yourself?
>>318781502
i shouldnt be laughing so hard at that fucking pic
>>318783546
northerners all sound like cunts m8
>>318783708
here you go friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wysX_VNiX6U
>>318783897
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YbBnS9aiNU
I'm fromChile
sh-should I record myself or not?I'm at work atm, if this thread's still up by the time I get off I'll take it as a yes
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04JEJlYo3tE
>>318783975
>AWW-WIGHT U ALL SAHND LAHK KANTS MAYT
Fuck off you fairy prick, go waddle back to your eco-friendly organic safe space.
people thought i was asian for awhile when i was going through highschool on 1.6.
i dont even know how i sound now. i know i got a deviated septum so its somewhat nasally
>>318774697
>Tfw i get this all the time
I just changed my name to kermit though so it would be a joke.i don't think it's funny though
>>318784069
I dont care how much of a normie meme this is
Its still the funniest shit ever
Especially
>yeah me!
>>318782882
Kek
I get you tbf, his movies are absolute garbage
Still though you probably pass as a chill dude thanks to that voice
>>318784383
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00e15AD7TQW
>all these forced voices
>>318783546
I fucking hate being from the UK and listening to someone do a US accent
Gary Oldman is spot on.
Hugh Laurie is spot on.
Andrew Garfield is spot on.
Then you get the other end of the spectrum with shit like Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta and I want to scream, you all sound like Steve Irwin having a stroke you shitheads.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MncAgtrM5l
>>318784796
A US person doing a British accent* i mean
>>318784796
all those people are british though
>>318784113
Do it
>tfw italian
>say "Hi guys"
>everyone starts doing super mario impressions
help
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A71ncdmKJ8
>>318774697
Nathan?
>>318785173
Okie Dokie
>>318785074
>Tfw im french canadian
>tfwquebecer
Most peope in voice chat cant tell where my accent is from atleast
>>318784796
mike myers can do a fucking sick northern voice because hes actually from up t'north
>>318785074
British people suck just as much at American accents
>playing video games that have voice chat
You are the problem.
>>318777453
>don't like my voice
>someone tells me he thinks my voice is very masculine
>>318774697
Dumb frogposter
>>318785263
I was thinking of a nate myself
>Texan
>speak in voice chat
>Everyone starts yelling "HOWDY Y'ALL"
Didn't think I had that bad of an accent.
>>318785450
I MISS THOSE WI~IDE OPEN SKIES
>>318785352
This. They all sound like a gaggle of high-pitched nerd jew cowboys. It's hard to place.
>>318785450
>texanINTERNET BUTTSTALKERS
