>Game has tons of gore, violence and brutal depictions of death
>Romance options consists only of dialogue but no depictions of sexuality or even kissing.
What the fuck, Bethesda? You're willing to show a brutal decapitation but no sex?
Murica.
women aren't object you bigot, especially the ones with manfaces.
>>318758817
Yeah, that bothers me too.
They shilled the romance option so much and yet forgot to display actual romance.
>>318758943
Hi /v/eddit
>>318759104
Hi Bethesda fanboy, how's the manlady?
American games cater to American sensitivities. Play slavshit for sex.
Games are for children. That is why kids watch isis beheadings on a regular basis pham.
Seriously though, we need a few companies that are going to shake the "hot coffee" scare off and just start showing sex. If games really want to be cinematic, true to life and all that bullshit, sex is allowed in films in needs to be allowed in games already.
>>318759265
And yet videogames want to be treated as "mature entertainment"
top kek
violence is fun and marketable to anyone.
(graphic) sex and romantic stuff is not.
>>318758991
>>318758817
you wanna look at sex with beth animations in gaybryo engine? dear god no
Animating two characters physically interacting and touching each other is too hard for Todd to get done. It just works that they randomly jesticulate at each other while talking. It's easier.
Piper is my battle-reporter waifu
>>318759481
They should have just hired SexLab modders to do the fucking job then.
Jesus Christ it's NOT. THAT. HARD.
>>318758817
They probably realized that any animations of actual romance in their engine would look like terrifying ungodly monstrosities, and just forced it to just be dialog as a result.
>>318759604
do people actually fap to this? kek
>>318759360
thank you, made me laugh
of course even without owning the game the answer is still yes.
at least once man
>>318758817
commonwealth is a sex free zone, scum. any references to sex, rape or sexuality are forbidden. children should be able to run around the wasteland and remain pure
Why is the Witcher the only game that does romance right?
And i don't mean about actual nudity which it has, but the characters are true to themselves all the time.
>>318759315
Don't TW2 and 3 have actual sex cutscenes? I doubt they actually show penetration but I'm pretty sure it's on par with the way they show it in movies, possibly even more graphic.
And since TW3 seems to have gotten really positive reviews and could possibly win most of the GOTY awards I think that might be a good step towards achieving that.
Not sure what you're complaining about a Bethesda game tho, since you know sex mods are gonna be the main thing when the mod tools eventually come out. We'll have to see how it's gonna be moderated tho, since they want to bring mods to consoles and that's obviously gonna be their main focus.
>>318759676
We take it as a challenge and do our duty.
>>318758817
You'd rather watch fags suck each other off?
>>318759315
Witcher does this.
>>318759676
If you are into harder kinks, Bethesda game mods provide a stellar playground. Werewolf sex slave rape dungeon mods are something to behold.
>>318758817
>>Romance options consists only of dialogue but no depictions of sexuality or even kissing.
They're afraid of sjw calling it sexist.
>>318758817
Because bethesda couldn't animate kissing.
>>318758817
Bethesda cant even compete with CDPR and Bioware.
>>318758817
>Murica.
This phrase has a new meaning to it. It no longer refers to ''bigoted conservative rednecks'' but to gigantic pussy SJW faggots with enormous piercings and earrings.
The reason sex is not depicted in the game is because of what >>318758943 wrote. Bethesda doesn't want to upset their new customer base, which are the SJW masses.
>>318758817
It would take actual effort to animate as they wouldn't be able to 'recycle' anything
>wanting sex animations when the game doesnt even have proper lipsynch
>>318758817
Bethesda knows people will mod it for them.
Never mind sex, every game they release - they know they can put just enough to sell, but allow the active modbase to improve it for them for little effort.
>>318759805
>retroactively change the story of the game and fuck over canon in order to cater to biodrones
>goty
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Where the fuck are the pose mods?
I want to start making an album already.
>>318759315
Go and play The Witcher series, faggot.
>>318760129
I don't really get what you are trying to say. Are you implying you not liking the game somehow invalidates it winning awards and praise from other people?
Only Poland is based enough to do it properly
>>318760287
Of course, only people with low standards and who love having corporate cock being shoved up their ass find it acceptable that a company changes the very concept of ''choice'' in videogames, by making a choice actively change the entire history of the universe up until said choice was taken, rather than choice being about changing something in the current and going forward with that.
>>318759360
I wouldn't mind a mod that made the person you're fuckin blasted off on a rocket of semen that replicates that giant glitch from skyrim
>>318759875
>>318760175
Good hopefully more companies will do it, but one series on it's own ain't going to break the barrier.
imagine a sex scene written by bethesda
>>318759978
It's actually both because America will ALWAYS remain puritan.
It's the fact. What America needs is another sexual revolution or more importantly, a pornographic revolution.
>>318760585
>>318760638
the US makes tons of porn retard
The reason bethesda makes no sex scenes is because they cant animate for shit
Imagine the pixels trying to have a go at each other, the fucking horror, it would be a scene straight out of a cheap 80s slasher flick
>>318760427
I'm still not sure what you are saying has to do with anything I said.
>a game is released
>it features animated sex scenes
>it's both commercially successful and critically acclaimed
>it wins awards and will probably win quite a few more
>you do not like said game
How does the latter alter anything I said? Even if you are arrogant enough to believe you are objective and everyone else (or at least the people you don't agree with) is wrong it still doesn't change any of the things I said. Unless you are saying TW3 does not actually feature sex scenes. I wouldn't know, I haven't played it.
>>318758817
>try to do anything
>"Piper disliked that."
Anyway, I'm not even disappointed that there's no sex. If you want to see sex that badly, just watch porn.
>>318760879
it does indeed have sex scenes hes just trying to do the
>game
>good
>pick one XD
bullshit without fully realizing what you are saying.
>>318758817
How about you go wank to something else piper fag, or maybe wait for sex mods like all the semi-sane waifu guys
>>318760884
If you want Piper to like you, just keep doing Minutemen shit until she starts getting wet.
>>318760879
his a tremendously asshurt mgsv/fallout4 baby that posts the same shit in every thread pretending to be a witcher book-nerd, don't reply seriously
>>318760884
>If you want to see sex that badly, just watch porn.
I hate you and I hate this sentiment.
>>318760879
I'm not talking about FO4. I was ''shitposting'' (not really) about TW3.
>>318760129
>TW3
>retroactively change the story of the game and fuck over canon in order to cater to biodrones
What?
>>318761120
>mgsv/fallout4
I refused to buy FO4 because I'm not a good goy who just throws my money at anything commercialized enough, and I have never played MGS games because they're for weeaboos
>>318761196
In the ''Triss romance'', there's a dialogue line where Geralt says: ''I've always loved you, before, during and after [the amnesia].''
>>318761196
his a tremendously asshurt mgsv/fallout4 baby that posts the same shit in every thread pretending to be a witcher book-nerd, don't reply seriously
>>318758943
> women are not objects
> best waifu in the game was an actual object most of the game through.
>>318761298
You seem more tremendously asshurt than me
>>318761258
>character says something to another character
>clearly every single word must be taken at face value and the character may not have any sort of thoughts which deviate from the most basic meaning of those words
I don't know anon, link to video so I can see for myself?
>>318761434
>>318761151
Well I was talking about both in a way I guess. My point being that you clearly can make a successful game (success measured by mainstream critical acclaim and commercial success) that has sex, as proven by TW3.
>>318759935
Priorities.
If other studios want to use manhours to add a softcore cutscene more power to them.
They know what their audience wants.
If you want sex in a Bethesda game look to mods.They range from softcore to some of the most bizzare shit you have never contemplated.
>>318761458
Oh my god, the shit people will come up with to defend having corporate cock shoved up their ass...
>he said it b-but he didn't reaaaalllyyyy mean it!
My god.
No, look it up yourself. I think ''triss romance ending'' works.
Just like Mad Max, all the gore and violence in FO4 is so cartoonishly exaggerated it's hard to take it seriously.
>>318761570
But I'm not a bethshit. I refuse to buy FO4 and I make fun of everyone who has bought it. Doesn't mean TW3 isn't shit, it is.
>>318761583
Anon, I always loved you, even before the shitposting.
>>318761606
well, just make the sex over the top so it won't get taken seriously then
>>318758817
>wanting to see Bethesda sex animations
I would literally throw up
>>318761583
different guy
I've done the triss romance twice and I do not remember him saying that at all.
>>318761570
of course its a dumb frog poster
Reminder
>>318761724
>imagine a bethesda throwing up animation
>imagine it bugging out and playing during conversations
>>318761857
No ones defending bethesda, just mocking you
>>318761967
>>318761570
dumb frogposters
>>318762228
>>318761857
>>318761570
is there an echo in here?
>>318761810
>those people claiming these are actually meaningful choices and they all lead to different branches
>>318760129
>Witcher 3
>made by CDPR, the anti-bioware
Holy fuck, how retarded can you be?
>>318758817
> Fallout always has been focused in violence
> Even since 1 sex was only for roleplay
There is your answer. Now go play a porn game.
>>318761810
I WILL NOT SCATTER THEIR ASHES TO THE WIND
>>318762319
the echo of bethshit asshurt
>western game
>ever doing romance right
nice joke
Why would you even want to see that? I agree that the taboo against it is retarded but can you imagine how cringeworthy and disturbing it would look if it was actually in Fallout, or any game for that matter?
I mean, the Witcher has sex but it's mostly obscured and short. Sex on full display in a game would look terrible. Just look at any sex mods.
>>318762439
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>>318762612
It would look normal and prude amerikeks parents will finally stop getting their children 18+ games. It's a win for everyone involved.
>>318762689
stay mad bethshit
>>318762607
what about prince of persia?
>>318758817
> New Vegas has the people you can fuck make a lewd pose on a bed
> Bethesda can't even do that.
>dat ass
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>>318762896
I made her my personal breeding machine.
Just need to pick some locks and the poor girl is already in heat.
>>318762341
They are flip sides of the same coin.
I wanna lay my pipe in Cait's piperhole
>>318758817
America is a puritan country, and since America has worldwide cultural domination that means the world is puritan. Only puritanism now isn't quite the same as what it used to be.
>>318762838
never played it. every romance in wrpgs is shit at least.
>ugly, unappealing heroines
>"romance" is just doing quests to make them like you until you're rewarded with poorly animated groping
>>318763517
>game where you can use blood magic to summon a demon and then have gay sex
>obviously it's the puritans' fault that you don't get to see titties
They didn't have any kissing/sex not because Bethesda is scared to put it in. It was because their shit tier engine and animators can't do it
>>318764754
Shitty animations have never stopped them before.
Man for real who the fuck even wants to see this shit in games? It's not interesting or entertaining, just a huge waste of time. If I want to see some kissing and fooling around I'll just call up my girlfriend and best friend.
>>318761128
Are you actually suggesting that viewing gonzo porn and watching a cameraman's hairy hand clumsily grope some whore's fake tits while they both spout retarded, poorly acted dialogue isn't functionally the same as watching a sex scene in a video game?
anyone got Cait porn
>>318765515
>looking at your best friends penis
Gross
I can't wait for a mod that lets me fugg Piper and make her preggo, so that I can start a family with her.
>>318761810
>shitthesda quality dialogue options
>>318765515
>normalfag in a fallout thread
it's like potery
>>318758817
Mods will absolutely fix it.You better buy that shit nigga.
>>318765983
I'm not sure how pottery is involved but alright. I'm just like you dude, I'm a geek who takes pride in his gaming achievements. Just the other day I beat halo 5 on legendary
>>318766256
Shut up Todd
>>318758817
What really bothers me is that there are a fuckload of people who take fictional depictions too seriously.
I know triggers for trauma and shit like that can be caused by fictional depictions, but all you have to do is look away and stay away.
>>318758817
considering betheshits animations and engine it would have looked atrocious. its literally having taste and common sense for once not to include kissing
>>318766541
muh dick
>mods will fix the lack of sex
Too bad they won't fix the shallow faction alliances or the fact that there are only two endings despite there being four factions.
>>318761838
>Sex animations start bugging out and randomly playing during conversations
>>318758817
Thats why witcher 3 is goty.
>>318758817
Mods will fix it :^)
The level of gore in super mutant places actually gives me stomach aches. I'm not sure why Bethesda felt the need to have literal bags of fucking rotting meat held inside bags made of fence, in a game where every other enemy I kill explodes into a fucking red misty goo paste. I don't normally have a sensitive constitution, but just something about it, upsets my stomach every time.
>>318763517
Dumbest post I've read yet today
>Find Explosive Minigun
>Max Bloody Mess
HUEHUEHUE
>>318759360
If Atlus, a low budget japanese developer, could make sex scenes look good, then how come Bethesda can't?
>>318759978
>Bethesda doesn't want to upset their new customer base, which are the SJW masses
Oh shut the fuck up, its because they don't want cringey bull shit like this. Why wasn't sex depicted in new vegas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGnbEtube-g
>>318760638
You don't know shit about america.
>>318759346
Bullshit
>>318769264
>you need to max out Bloody Mess to actually get bodies to explode rather than just having it be a one tier perk
for what purpose? the only reason someone would get Bloody Mess s for the gore explosions, no one would spend perks on it multiple times
>>318761606
>>318761710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-doQxH5WsM
At the ebd of the day atleast they didnt turn fo4 into a dating sim like mass effect did. With all that said arcade and boone had some dope quests that we did not see in 4 and i am disappointed. Really shows how much bethesda should move on to new engines if they are struggling to get out the little content they have right now.
>>318759360
Maybe... just... a kissu?
>>318769585
>how come Bethesda can't into good animations?
we've been asking this for years now
All i want is a necrophilia mod, so I can shoot off people's limbs and fuck their torsos like a giant onahole.
Maybe just shoot their arms off and fuck them as they bleed to death.
Honestly thinking about it has given me an erection.
>>318770746
It clearly isn't the engine, since Catherine is almost bug free even though it uses Gamebryo
>>318762331
I want to know who these people are as I've yet to see them
>>318763101
Whoah I thought bodies couldn't be edited yet. I need this shit
>>318760813
Only on the internet dumbass
All I have is a half decent nude mod and I spend time killing groups, stripping them and piling the bodies up. I get boners but I need moar >>318770896
>wanting to violate your waifu
>>318771502
>implying Piper doesn't need you to pipe her pipes after more than 20 years being a virgin
Poor girl gets horny just by seeing you pick locks.
>>318771502
I violate my waifu in my mind everyday
>>318771257
Tell me about it.
All that work and you can't even put those bodies to good use.
>>318759481
Yeah, would you really want to see Bethesda's animators try and animate sex? It would probably be horrific.
>>318771502
>Not wanting to punch a Raider in the face, tear off their clothes, and rape them in the middle of battle as your companion, wearing an oversized strap-on that endlessly flows with lubricant, mows down their comrades.
Oh wait you were talkin bout vanilla sex. carry on
>>318759779
You're the one that mentioned children lmao
"My sex sceeenes!"
Are you 12 OP?
Because America
In America brutal gore and violence (as long as it's against men) is tolerated and even celebrated. Meanwhile nudity or sexuality are seen as taboo and hated.
