>"Collect 20 wolf paws"
>kill wolf, drops <4 paws
>discard 127 bear testicles because they're worthless
>new quest
>"Bring 100 bear testicles to the apothecary."
>>318757532
>snow apes drop bananas
>Animals carry increasing amounts of currency
>>318757532
>Enemies with weapons you can use dont drop them when killed
Do they fucking disintegrate or something?
>kill animals
>drop spatula
>Inventory is limited
>Can carry infinite amounts of money
>>318758379
>animals carry potions and weapons
>>318758581
Maybe they're cursed and can't be removed?
>>318758581
They probably get rekt in the fight or something
>>318758637
Kek
>>318758702
>Animals carry tons of ready construction timber and platinum ingots.
>>318759234
what the fuck did u call me u little shit ?
>>318758727
curse weapons can be removed by force, but not by volition.
You can cut off the hand holding it, and then chip away at the rest, at the most literal instances of "can´t drop cursed weapon".
>>318759464
you're a fuckin kek, desu senpai
>collect 20 wolf paws
>instead of fighting wolves you walk up and interact with them
>get paws while leaving wolves alive
o...kay
You can usually reason that as one of the paws being too damaged to be looted properly or too difficult to remove.
I always imaging arrows that couldn't be retrieved from bodies were wedged in them too hard to pull out.
However animals dropping loot like swords and shit is fucking stupid
>get marooned on a weird island in the middle of nowhere
>stay 800lbs for the rest of your life
>>318759738
Being marooned in an island doesn't change your genetics baka desu senpai
>>318758637
You fucking bastard
>>318758697
>what are credit cards
>>318760067
something that didn't exist back then
>>318757532
One or more got damaged on the battle
>>318759738
HE'SD
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>>318757532
>need 5 frost giant toes
>pickpocket them when the Giants aren't looking
>>318759738
Dude was eating shit every episode and literally stole and hid food
>>318760546
Makes sense, you don't feel it when your frozen toes fall off
>cut grass
>acquired 3 iron ore
>scrapping an entire house gives me as much steel as 5 guns
>fight bow-wielding enemy
>he drops a sword
>>318759701
>collect 20 wolf paws
>kill wolf
> no paws
> kill another wolf
>5 paws
Wut
>>318760374
Proof of this wild claim?
>>318761831
Just trust me dumb fuck
>enemies drop really good armor
>they weren't wearing it
>kill hundreds of enemies with no trouble
>surrender to 5 gaurds in a cutscene
>kill wolf
>drops rusty full plate armor
>and 100 gold
>>318762508
This picture always made me sad. Greater Jihad is the exact fucking idea as this picture. It's the idea of fighting yourself and becoming the best god damn Mudslime you can possibly be.
>>318759738
Dharma Initiative Ranch Composite will do that to you.
That being said, he did lose a bit of weight, just not enough.
>>318759436
Kill squirrel, find two handed battle axe. Fear the squirrels.
>>318758697
Can't pick up another can. Proceed to pick up ten canon balls, cause hey, it's ammo.
>>318762654
>that ffxiv cutscene where you surrender to like 3 guards and a potato
>warrior of fucking light
>there wasn't even a good reason for you to surrender like 'trying to clear your name'
>makes even less sense if you were a ninja or monk at the time
>Beat enemy without even getting hit
>cutscene has you barely making it
>>318763648
>FF14
>Making Sense
>Collect one raptor head
>Raptor head is a rare drop
What the fuck WoW?
>>318763923
>>318764216
i haven't played ffxiv
i thought the campaign was serious
what
>>318764417
I think it's just that specific quest line that go all the way silly.
>>318763923
>>318764216
What the fuck is going on? Is this fan made or is this actually in the game?
>>318764565
It's in the game.
>all material = material usable for crafting
retards
>>318757532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lZlQNsbmeE
>>318764417
It's an optional side story.
A pretty big one though, you even unlock several new boss instances
>>318761514
That thieving cunt of a wolf stole that poor other wolfs paw!
>>318762858
It's a three part struggle. The world, yourself, non-believers.
>>318758040
why would you collect 127 in the first place
>>318757532
You hit the wolf so hard that the paw can't be salvaged.
>hunting Monoblos on MH4U
>shiny drop gives me 1 Monoblos Heart
>still alive
>kill him
>carving him gives me another heart
>go mining
>catch fish
>>318757532
The paws are in too poor a condition to be used after the fight.
>>318757532
>"Bring me this man's head!"
>Do quest with a group.
>1 head for each member of the group.
>>318764216
What a shite game
>>318757532
in your retarded flailing or reckless use of magic, you destroyed 3 of the wolf paws
>kill wolf
>drops 5 paws
>>318763630
Fallout 4?
>enemy in full plate dies
>you can't loot his armor
>drops a hatchet he wasn't even using to fight me with
fucking witcher 3
>>318764917
You were fighting a carnivorous Monoblos who ate another Monoblos.
>"Collect bones from skeletons"
>Skeleton drops nothing
>>318764705
Ok, so what the fuck do you do with a Wooden Plate, smart guy?
>>318764917
>he only has one heart
>>318763923
>>318764216
Fucking cringe material right there.
>Collect 12 murloc spines
>only every 20th murloc has a spine
FUCK YOU, GHOSTLANDS
>>318765291
Meh, it's alright. I like sillyness.
>>318765443
something can be silly without being cringy
>>318765332
>>318765332
>Kill Hilsbrad humans for ears
>One in every 20 humans has ONE EAR
>>318765332
maybe in your killing you damaged the spine so badly that it can't be used as salvage
>Early game quest
>"My dad lives on the next city, could you give him this BBQ newt for me"
>Go to next town
>"Oh that man does not work here anymore, he lives in the final town if this game"
>>318765443
Me too, but that FF XIV part was too much.
The GTA one you posted is good.
>>318765693
hm yes maybe perhaps you are right but consider this counter-argument that I have devised:FUCK YOU GHOSTLANDS
>>318764824
Better question: Why discard them?
>masturbate
DING DING DING YOUR MASTURBATING LEVEL HAS INCREASED TO 99!
>everyone in the world gets a message about your masturbating level
You destroyed some its paws during the fight
>>318762654
>stuck walking because too loaded
>remove bandana
>you can now run
Which is it? Fallout IV or Arma3 1.54?
>>318764917
makes me wonder what happens to the rest of the 10 ton monster were you only ever carve a tiny shitty bit of it.
>>318766045
the idea is that you maimed it so bad the mats are unusable.
>>318762654
i love when that happens, shits so outright ridiculous
remember when Lost was like the biggest thing ever?
>bear drops bear taints
>these must be important to something
>keep some in inventory
>go through entire game with bear taints eating a inventory slot
>bear taints never come into play other than selling fodder
What the fuck am I gonna do with all these bear taints?
>in party with 5 friends
>collect 10 boar hides
>kill 50 boars, drops 5 hides
>quest item not sharable
>only one person gets all 5 hides
>>318762654
>beat bosses ass in fight
>surrender to him in cut scene
>kill skeleton
>it drops coins
really?
>games still use semi-random loot tables to determine loot for most enemies
Really pisses me off, can't there be just one game that has loot drops that will always make logical sense?
>>318766759
Minecraft
>>318766993
I'm not autistic enough to play that game anymore.
>>318759872
That's an Australian though
>>318766526
>beat bosses ass in fight
>has a full-on dieing animation
>completely healthy in cutscene
>laughs at youand says he got bored of you now and leaves
>>318762858
>>318764798
Fuck off delusional shitskins
>cut tail off of monster
>crave tail, get scale
Fuck you too monsters hunter.
>>318766759
Because developers are lazy and they'd have to put more thought into grindy quests if they did that.
>>318764613
No way.
>>318766045
>>318766131
I always thought it went to whoever hired you to do the quest and the quest rewards were your cut. Carving is how much you can take without it being noticeable.
>>318763648
But that's exactly the reason you surrendered. Because busting out of Ul'dah and killing every Brass Blade and Crystal Brave in your way after being accused of regicide wouldn't exactly make you look like the good guy.
>>318765241
Get this Tumblr gif out of here.
