Oh shit nigger, you're a Barbarian.
After copious amounts of grinding, you think you may be strong enough to kill the King who massacred your tribe.
What do you do?
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>>318744925
flex
>>318744925
Go Fuck up the king, get some knight girls
>>318744925
A shit ton of loyalty quests pop up
>>318744925
How're you doing op
>>318744925
But did you grind your axe?
>>318745027
And so you head for the castle. A guard guards the door.
>>318745054
I'm fine, you?
>>318745176
OOGAH BOOGAH
WHERE DA IMPERIAL WIMMEN AT
>>318745176
Ask how he's doing
>>318745176
Stare at the guard until he pisses himself and runs away
>>318745176
Tell the gaurd it's nice to meet him but he is here to "Fuck up" his king
>>318745228
[the guard stares back at you]
>>318745353
HOW BIG IS YOUR PENIS
BITCH NIGGA?
>>318745353
Stare harder
>>318745176
Ignore him and just walk by like business as usual
>>318745353
Slap him
>>318745376
[the guard stares back harder in response]
>>318745353
Smother jam on his face
>>318745176
I'm doing good
I enjoy your threads
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Why is papyrus in this ms paint adventure?
>>318745469
STARING CONTEST
>>318745353
Paint his armour orange and fray, tell him to defeat the overseer Breenius in the next door country. Spout some bullshit about him being the One Freeguard to convince him.
>>318745469
stare thrice as hard
>>318745469
Punch his face
>>318745469
Stare even harder
>>318745469
Is this done in MS Paint?
>>318745469
You stare even harder but realize the guard was just sleeping with his eyes open
>>318745495
you mean skullomania
http://streetfighter.wikia.com/wiki/Skullomania
>>318745529
And you stared harder. And so did he.
>>318745639
Stare too hard.
>>318745469
make a sudden loud noise and hope he is weak hearted
>>318745639
all this staring awakened an ancient Beholder
>>318745639
It's cardboard cut out, Aparently yur intelligence didn't go up.
>>318745639
grab his balls
>>318745667"You blinked"
>>318745867
Stare way too hard
>>318745867
He passed his physics exam.
>>318745867
Tell him he has beautiful eyes.
>>318746164
Walk through the gate call for the king÷ it's go time
>>318746164
Storm the castle
>>318746164
Walk in. Take the cardboard guard with you as a party member.
>>318746164
Wear the guards head over your face as a mask to blend in
>>318746257
"Who the helll are you?! And what're you doing with Cardboard Carl?"
>>318746467
make love to Carl.
>>318746467
Throw Cardboard Carl at beefy guard
>>318746467
Punch his nuts in
>>318746467
Carl is with me now, and meet his friend karate chop Karl Heeyah!
>>318746467
Staring threesome
>>318746647
FOLLOW UP ATTACK
>>318746647
Have Hero Skeleton throw Cardboard Carl instead, see if that does anything
>>318746826
activate got finger and stab him with our fist
>>318746826
Have Gladiator do it this time, and have Lightning Wizard boost the force of the throw by zapping Carl with lightning
>>318746826
Have Cardboard Carl throw Cardboard Carl instead see if that does anything.
>>318746826
God punch him
>>318746889
Cardboard Carlflies back to his home planet
>>318746973
Jump up after him and throw him back down
>>318746973
punch beefy guard in the throat
>>318746973
Ask the guard politely for the directions to wherrever we're going.Where are we going?
>>318746973
Ok... punch the ground and make the knight fall into earth quake cracks
>>318746973
punch guard in the dick.
>>318747180
now quickly find the king
>>318747180
Break him...
>>318747180
Itjust werks. You defeated him. go on.
>>318747180
guard not actually a guard but a good guy
>>318747208
"Oh hey, wassup?"
>>318747496
Kill him
>>318747496
I HAVE FINISHED GRINDING
>>318747496
Impostor and heretic!
>>318747529
i concur initiate boss fight
>>318747496
flex your biceps to intimidate him
>>318747529
"Finished grinding have you? Very well, let's see if you can avenge the death of your tribe"
Final Boss Battle initiated
>>318747678
Open with Burning Finger
>>318747678
Berserker rage
>>318747678
Burning sun god finger explosion the king
>>318747678
STANDING HERE
>>318747678
scream at the top of your lungs as the king stares
>>318747728
"Weak"
>>318747879
Fly back and punch his shit using berserker rage
>>318747879
Barbarian Rage and try again
>>318747879
Accuse him of hax
>>318747879
call upon your dead barbarian ancestors to give you godly buffs
>>318747879
The king reveals that her absorbed a guy from the future, this fucker pulled a you!
>>318748240
PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT NIGGA
>>318748240
Just start punching the shit out of him like Kenshiro
>>318748240
Pillars and shit start crumbling from the impact, better watch your head
>>318748240>>318748017
Guess I was late on that last one
>>318748329
"Yeah, what he said."
>>318748510
Your punch shall pierce the heavens
>>318748510
It's time to use "That"
>>318748510
From a far off sound of the wind you here the word ... spin...
>>318748510
whats the rest of the party doing?
>>318748579
"Then enlighten me. What is "that"?"
>>318748815
The Ultra kick to the balls, the one that can penetrate any defence.
>>318748815
"That" is...the power of friendship!
>>318748889
>>318748815
Ooooooohhh shit
Take time to channel the power of ancestors
>>318748889
oh shit, bronnies are entering the battlefield and tackling the king >>318748815
>>318748889
"OH NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! What are you gonna do? Attack me with your dead friends?"
>>318749085
Get your companions to bite his ankles.
>>318749085
Wait what? My friends aren't dead they are rig-
>>318749085
Tell him you love him and propose.
>>318749085
Spit at his crown
>>318749085
cardboard carl comes back with more cardboard people
>>318749154
"here"
>>318749085
We all know that CIA doesnt allow you to bring friends
>>318749391
Scream and run away like a little pussy
>>318749391
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>318749391
FUCK!
Quickload.
>>318749391
Berserker Rage overdrive
>>318749391
MAXIMUM RAGE ENGAGED
>>318749391
Enter in super berserker mode and rip off the king mustache.
>>318749391
Reload the save before the battle
>>318749391
Bull charge him with your badass helmet
>>318749391
Absorb the spirit of your dead friends to increase your power
>>318749469
"Don't worry. Now it's your turn."
>>318749741
activate rage, a rage so powerful it boils our blood and lights us afire, savage deviljho style
>>318749741
All bets are off... unleash the ultimate barbarian technique "whirlwind", no reason to hold back any longer.
>>318749741
Use Mass Revive item on your friends
>>318749741
Hero Skeleton does something to live up to his name
>>318749741
Whip out nude pics of is wife!
>>318749741
Even more FUCK!
Why doesn't it quickload?
>>318749741
Enter Berserker mode and begin the fight
You've finished grinding.
>>318749741
White hot zerker rage activate
>>318749741
unleash super ultimate dick punch
>>318749741
The ghosts of your friends give you the last of their power to defeat the king
>>318749871
>Mass battle res
>activate lust
>burn
>>318749848
Unfortunately you used your last revive item in part 5 when you used it to revive the lightning wizard, who the king just killed. You have also neglected to buy anymore items or equips since then.
>>318750051
Strip naked.
>>318750051
Well then do as the king suggested and attack him with your dead friends
>>318750051
Harass the king then.
>>318750051
The King picks us up by our throat and slams us into the ground
>>318750051
Cry like a little bitch and hope someone saves you, you fucked up to 11
>>318750051
Return to basics just punch the King into the face
>>318750051
You quickly grab some naked pictures of the King's wife and threaten to spread them around if he doesn't resurrect your fallen friends.
>>318750051
rip the fabric of space and time again and banish the king to the endless void
>>318750051
DEAD FRIEND ULTIMATE FRIENDSHIP BERSERKER RIDERRETREAT
>>318750051
RIDER KICK!
>>318750147
"Maybe this is a bad time to tell him I took his friends' souls and shoved them into a magic jar and threw it into the ocean. Eh, he won't notice" The King thought to himself
>>318750321
THE KING JUST ACTIVATED YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BERZERK BUTTON
ACTIVATE: POWER OF REVENGE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>318750321
TRIGGERED
>>318750321
While the king was busy thinking to himself, you already hightailed it outta there.
>>318750321
Confuse the king
>>318750321
Punch him in the face
>>318750321
The King roundhouse kicks us
>>318750386
>>318750342
Autistic zerker rage activate
>>318750321
SIDEQUEST!
Woo-hoo!
Go fetch the souls
>>318750321
ACTIVATE WARP SPASM
>>318750409
"Alright, listen to this....Knowledge is power! But ignorance is bliss. What's up with that?!" you said
>>318750601
Roll for bluff check
>>318750601
The King throws us through the castle roof
>>318750321
You suddenly start sobbing uncontrollably
>>318750601
King is slighted
>>318750601
The earth suddenly explodes.
>>318750649
"Huh, that does sound kinda weird"
>>318750887
The King jumps up after us and slams his fists down on us, causing us to slam into the ground with massive force
>>318750887
Continue this deeply philosophical debate as you fight
>>318750887
Go white hot zerker rage, and sun beam the king
>>318750887
WHITE
HOT
FURY
>>318750887
As you fall down, you give the king a punch with the force of a thousand suns!
>>318750887
Suddenly you're in an armory full of epic-level gear, looks like the king has been keeping it in a tower above the castle. grab the first thing and use it! even if it's enchanted panties!
>>318750948
"But I guess in a way they both makes sense. Knowledge is power but it didn't say power will make you happy. What do you think?"
>>318750887
ENGAGE SUPERGIGANIGGA9000 MODE
>>318751145
The King finishes with an elbow drop from 200ft up in the air
>>318751145
Too much philosophy for a barb, HULK SMASH!
>>318751145
You're the confused one now
>>318751145
"Pseudo-philosophy this" *grabs dick*
>>318751145
Hero Skeleton is playing cards with the kings guards to pass the time
>>318751145
Barbarian is confused, he hit himself in confusion!
>>318751145
Zerk out for Fuck sakes numbers!
>>318751235
"And there's also this: "Actions speak louder than words" but "The Pen is mightier than the sword". Kinda weird huh"
>>318751145
Be fucking invincible!
>>318751581
We're broken and bruised and all hope seems lost.
>>318751581
Break your own leg. He wouldn't hit an injured man
>>318751581
The king turns out to be the Rock, who looks suspiciously similar to Dwayne Johnson
>>318751581
To add insult to injury, the King finishes off with a wet willy, a purple nurple and an atomic wedgie. In that order.
>>318751581
*it was a barbaric hologram*
Then stab him with a pen
>>318751581
Beaten and bruised, Your 1hp mega attack buff sets in and you say something clever.
>>318751697
Which was weird because you don't even wear underwear. But the King found a way
>>318751983
All hope seems lost when suddenly Barbarian Dad appears in the horizon holding a jar of your dead friends souls
>>318751983
Fuck.
Let's pause this shit and see if we can find a walkthrough or something on any weak spots or on how to beat this fucker.
>>318751983
We're fucking dead, We've been proven a wimp and a weakling, Just fucking lay down and accept it.
>>318751983
use the power of plot and land a critical blow on the kings wife
>>318751983
Heart beat is heard barbarian is glowing
>>318751983
Meanwhile, inside a soul jar at the bottom of the ocean...
>>318752073
Well the message boards didn't help
>>318752237
The king is so disgusted by your performance, he offers to heal you so that maybe you can fight him properly this time. Or maybe he's just a sadist and wants to see you suffer more.
>>318752237
Maybe starting an off-topic thread with lewd images will help.
>>318752237
download some shady hacking program
>>318752237
Find a guide on unlocking your hidden power instead
>>318752237
Turn on music. Go full Metal Gear Rising.
>>318752237
Defeat seems iminant, white hot zerker rage awaken.
>>318752237
Better report that king account for harassment and move on to other trolls so you can activate your zerker rage
>>318752237
time2cheat
Can we focus on dodging and maybe the king will tire himself out or cause the building to collapse on him from the missed blows hitting walls and columns
>>318752306
"Goddamn you guys don't know how many Dark Gods are down there in the bottom of the ocean"
>>318752658
"Son, catch!"
Now we must beat The King in a race to get to the jar first
>>318752658
Free the soul into canon.
>>318752658
Also, while looking up a guide you realize that you've never allocated your stats from leveling up, open stat screen.
>>318752658
Tell king "Still,my dad is stronger than your dad!
And you gay as fuck: what's that talk about mighty penis?"
>>318752728
[super cool special effects sound]
>>318753067
But then, a shocking twist!
>>318753067
Blurry fight with king ensues
Button mash!
>>318753067
it does nothing
>>318753067
Teleport behind The King, whisper 'nothin' personnel' and suplex him
>>318753536
Put some more effort in it!
>>318753536
a small crack starts to form in the king left wrist
>>318753536
Get rekt
>>318753536
Continue suplexing
>>318753536
Start tickling the king I'm an effort to distract him
>>318753536
The king shows you how it's done
>>318753536
Now, while he's down. Drop a road roller on him
>>318753687
"Poor little savage"
>>318753909
White hot zerker rage
>>318753909
Start blocking his punches with your own punches (with a shocking twist)
(using electricity because of Lightning Wizard's soul that is)
>>318753909
Reveal he was actually punching an unexplained hat rack
>>318754018
"Oh, an element change."
>>318754256
The King is staring directly at your face! Use this opportunity to shill like you've never shilled before!
I'm new to this, what items do we got?captcha: Troutman
>>318754256But it didn't help
>>318754340
Balls of steel and loin cloth to cover them with
>>318754256
Tell him that this was your plan all along and reveal your stand
>>318754256
consume him
>>318754543
Zerker white hot rage
Gonna keep doing it till we fucking do it!
>>318754543
grab the king's crown and wear it
>>318754543
>you're about to hit a wall, use it to impulse yourself back in and through a fire punch
>>318754543
Alright nigga it's time to get fuckin' ANGRY
>>318754543
think about going fast and how it might help
>>318754543
start flinging every stone you can find so you can try and knock his crown down
''hey, as long as it works''
>>318754543
offer him a BJ and in return he'll let you win the fight
>>318754543
bluff by telling him the location of a legendary weapon that might make him unstoppable
>>318754543
keep charging your fire punch until the ozone layer is nearly obliterated, forcing the king to give up for the sake of the entire world.
>>318754629
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
>>318754980
ZA WARUDOLet's run away like a little bitch. We need to train more
>>318754980
do the ORA?
>>318754980
The king gets angry at your anger.
>>318754980
Do the same teleporting suplex move from before only time time with the power of RAGE
>>318755021
this
